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Tim Warwood, Jenny Jones and Ollie Peart are just three aging parents who love to get rad. Listen for some exceptional action sports nonsense. If you love to shred but your legs hurt, this podcast is for you - Get in touch theaprespod@gmail.com

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It’s the final show of the year! Join Tim, Jenny, and Ollie in the Log Cabin as they debate whether Santa is doping, diagnose Jenny’s recent hand injury, and go head-to-head in a chaotic festive quiz.🎙️ Episode HighlightsMedical Corner: The team discusses the excruciating pain of dry skin cracks and Jenny reveals how she got "Skier's Thumb" while going excessively slow.Santa's Secret: Is Father Christmas on insulin or has he switched to Wegovy to survive the night?The Great Apres Quiz:Jenny’s Round: Alpine cocktails and mulled wine records.Ollie’s Round: Mountain movies, from James Bond to Cliffhanger.Tim’s Round: A "High/Low" stat attack on lift heights and skiable miles.Looking Ahead: Tim’s son officially asks to snowboard, and the crew preps for the LAAX Open in January.🗣️ Quotes of the Week"I'm pretty sure I've got skier's thumb... I was going so slow, holding all of Dan's poles... and I just slipped." — Jenny Jones"Doctors, whilst clever, are the stupidest people. They have no common sense." — Tim Warwood"I thought we were gonna be doing like, 'Who's the current world champion of Slalom?' not 'What rhymes with swizzle?'" — Ollie🔗 Connect with UsEmail: theaprespod@gmail.com (Send us your voice notes!)Socials: Tag us on Instagram and share the pod.Next Episode: We return in the second week of January 2025!We us Ai to generate our shownotes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Uh oh. Jenny Jones joins the pod live from a luxury chalet in Morzine, but she’s had two Cosmopolitans before hitting record and is feeling excessively merry. Tim and Ollie naturally take full advantage of the situation.Between sips, Jenny recounts dancing to 90s tunes in Tignes and the brutal reality of being a "sherpa parent" lugging a toddler’s snowboard gear up the hill. Ollie attempts a sincere tribute to Jenny’s trailblazing X Games legacy, which Tim immediately undermines by focusing on her current state of intoxication.Despite the chaos, the team covers a monumental week for GB Snowsport, discusses the potential comebacks of Lindsay Vonn and Jamie Anderson, provides an update on the snow in Europe and Japan, and issues a crucial warning for anyone using step-in bindings in France.Get in touch - Email theaprespod@gmail.comNB We use Ai to generate our artwork and shownotes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The boys are back in the cabin, but the trio is incomplete! With Jenny Jones living her best life in Tignes, Tim and Ollie are holding down the fort. Tim is sporting a questionable hairstyle that screams "early 90s rad ski dude" (complete with a winter cold sore), while Ollie is preparing for his 40th by consuming his body weight in cheese and wine.This week, we finally get a resolution to the infamous "Jenny stole a child’s goggles" story—and the guilt trip is officially over. We also cover the latest competition news with Mia Brooks taking a massive win, check in on the snow conditions across Europe, and drop some tips for early-season trips. Plus, Tim teases his latest Ski Sunday shoot with the inimitable Sparrow Knox.In this episode:The Look: Tim’s Bastille-inspired hair and winter ailments.The Hunt for Jenny: Live-calling Jenny (and getting her voicemail) while she shreds in Tignes.Goggle Update: The mother of the 7-year-old victim reaches out! Find out how Jenny plans to make amends.Competition Corner: Mia Brooks takes the win at the Big Air, plus updates on Kirsty Muir and the Olympic cycle mindset.Snow View: Europe is open for business! Why you need to head to the glaciers (Tignes, Val d'Isère, Sölden) right now.Listener Mail: How to survive snowboarding with your 70-year-old skier dad (and the legend of Spike, the lightning-struck instructor).NB: These show notes were written with the help of Ai Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Support us! buymeacoffee.com/theaprespovWinter has saved us (mostly), but Ollie is busy throwing away gas heaters and cashing in on scrap metal. This week on The Après, we settle into the podcast cabin to discuss the festive season, massive wins in the freestyle world, and the shocking price of a romantic train ride to the Scottish Highlands.Plus, we dive into the mailbag to answer the ultimate middle-aged shredder’s question: Is buying new gear actually worth it, or is it just marketing hype? (Spoiler: Treat yourself).In This Episode:DIY Disasters & Scrap Metal: Ollie’s house extension continues, and he’s "tatting" copper pipes for cash.Christmas Tree Shopping: Tim gets profiled by a Christmas tree salesman in Sutton Coldfield who turns out to be a Morzine legend.The Snowman Trivia: Did David Bowie introduce The Snowman? We settle the debate.Big Air News: Massive shoutout to Kirsty Muir for her Big Air win in China. We break down the confusing world of Olympic qualification points and quota spots.Travel Goals vs. Reality: Tim dreams of the Caledonian Sleeper train to Aviemore, but the price tag for a family of five brings everyone back down to earth.Listener Mailbag:Rumors that Changa Bang in Avoriaz has closed down? (Say it isn't so!).Gear Talk: Mike Bond asks if new kit benefits a "stiff, middle-aged bloke."The Step-In Binding Debate: Are they the future for dodgy knees, or a terrifying risk?Gear Rec: Why the Salomon Sickstick is the ultimate do-it-all board.Links & Mentions:Caledonian Sleeper: Check out the sleeper train to the Cairngorms (Use code Stag25 if you're quick!).Gear Mentioned: 30Two Boots, Salomon Sickstick.Jenny Jones Workshops: Check availability (if you can find a spot!).Get In Touch: We want your stories! Have you met a secret shredder in the wild? Did you survive an avalanche or just have a great mountain meal?Email us: theaprespod@gmail.comInstagram: @theaprespodSupport the Show: Ollie accidentally deleted the podcast feed (classic), so we lost our reviews! Please head over to Apple Podcasts and leave us a 5-star review to help us get back on track.These shownotes were written by Ai Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Is it cheese on meat? Or is it meat on cheese? On this week's episode of The Apres, Tim, Jenny, and Ollie attempt to solve the ultimate culinary equation while reminiscing about the best (and worst) post-shred snacks—from 3 AM window bagels in Whistler to the legendary schnitzel sarnies in Mayrhofen.Here’s what else is going down in this chaotic episode:The Hurt Stick: Jenny shares a terrifying childhood story about her grandmother’s "hurt stick" and why you should never run in the hallways.Crime Watch: In a stunning confession, Jenny admits to accidentally stealing a pair of Sinner goggles from a 7-year-old girl named Iris. (Iris, if you're listening, we’re trying to return them!).Snow News: We chat about the massive snow dumps in the Alps, the potential for a tropical waterpark at a new UK snow centre, and the Snowdome’s top-secret new airbag launch.Reality TV: Would Jenny go on Strictly? Or is she better suited for The Traitors?Plus, we celebrate Laurie Taylor’s incredible ski racing results and analyze some very questionable AI fan art.Get in touch: Where is the absolute best Apres food in the world? Send us your reviews to theaprespod@gmail.com or slide into our DMs @theaprespod.(This description was written by AI) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We're back! After months and months away from the mics, we've donned our hats ready to kick off the season. This week we chat mascots, ticket prices and heading to the mountains. Get in touch with the show theaprespod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We’re back! After a summer of house demolitions, illegal trips to America, and questionable fashion choices, we’ve returned to get you hyped for the winter season. Tune in to hear about Tim's adventures at the F1 and his disastrous shed build, plus Jenny's surfing escapades and what we’re looking forward to this winter. To hear more, visit theapres.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Alright shredders, grab a drink and settle in! Ollie and Tim are back (minus Jenny, who is definitely not dead this time, just famous and busy... probably).This week, the lads tackle:* The Universal Truth: Why does your mum always tell you that you look tired? Is there a more derailing comment known to humankind?* Influencers on Mud: Ollie kicks things off with a rant about ski influencers grinding down rocky, snowless slopes. Tim gets genuinely angry. Are they cool? (Spoiler: No). Is it like fingernails on a blackboard? (Spoiler: Yes).* Mayrhofen Musings: Tim's been hitting the surprisingly good snow in Mayrhofen and shares tales of:* The daredevil Penkenbahn lift – and the legendary (maybe?) story of why it has a bend in it (hint: it involves a bar).* Developing a sudden fear of chairlifts – sweaty palms included!* The slightly terrifying "call of the void" high above the ground.* Need for (Sideways) Speed: Tim straps on his board, points it downhill sideways, and clocks a frankly ludicrous 40.2 mph on his heel edge. Were his legs okay? Did anyone else witness this madness?* The Mayrhofen Birthday Curse: Is April 8th in Mayrhofen cursed for Tim's mate Gendle? Hear the tale of three birthdays, three injuries. Ouch.* NEWS TIME!* The Brits are BACK! A recap of the British Ski & Snowboard Champs returning to Mayrhofen after 6 years. Big up the organisers!* Meet Riley Sharp: The 10-YEAR-OLD prodigy who swept the slope style, big air, and rail jam titles. What's his coach's secret? (Maybe lawnmowers?).* Gutting News: Charlotte Banks' season ends early with a broken collarbone. Heal up fast, Charlotte!* World Champs Wrap: Quick thoughts on the World Champs, Jenny's apparently quite good commentary (don't tell her we said that), and Mia Brookes' awesome season.* MUST WATCH: Cody Bramble absolutely sent it at the Freeride World Tour final on the Bec des Rosses. Backflips in no-fall zones? Yes please. Link to watch Cody's insane run: CODY: https://www.freerideworldtour.com/news-videos/cody-bramwell-snowboard-men-winning-run-2025-yeti-xtreme-verbier-by-honda/ * Late Season Shredding: Thinking of squeezing in one last trip? The glaciers are calling, and Tim reckons the snow could be good well into May. Stay tuned for tips next week!* URGENT PSA - APPLE PODCASTS: If you listen on Apple, PLEASE RESUBSCRIBE! Ollie did something clever (or possibly disastrous) and all our lovely reviews got deleted. Leave us a new one! Pretty please?Get In Touch!We want your mountain stories, especially the ones mocking Ollie.* Email: theaprespod@gmail.com* Insta: @theaprespodSubscribe, leave that (new) review, and tell your mates! Jenny might be back next week...Catch you on the flip side! Tim & Ollie To hear more, visit theapres.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We’re back! With an apology but also, the usual top quality nonsense you’ve come to expect from your favourite winter sports podcast. In this episode find out what Jenny’s medal is really worth, how Tim’s Flachau trip went and Jenny’s absolutely disastrous airport debacle. That and more.Follow us @theaprespod on insta. To hear more, visit theapres.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Wow now, what’s this. Not one guest but TWO! Sure, one of them introduced themselves in a questionable way, but let’s gloss over that. You’ll be treated in this episode to the untameable energy of British ski legend and friend of the show, Chemmy Alcott and why she’s more than irritated at a price hike to watch skiing on TV. You’ll also hear from Tom Arthur, a groomer (piste basher driver) based out in Whistler Blackcomb. Tom reached out to us to “set the record straight” because we may or may not have said something about groomers. He did more than set the record straight though, as you’ll hear. This is an independent podcast. I’m doing this now while my daughter is screaming upstairs about not having the right pyjamas or something. Your support helps us keep this going, and more importantly, grow the podcast. Please consider dropping us a few quid. https://theapres.substack.com/subscribe To hear more, visit theapres.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Uh oh, the enemy have crossed the podcast borders and arrived in our territory! Is this a hostile takeover? The only way to be sure is to take a listen to this absolutely CRACKnell episode with Thank U Snowboarding’s very own Chris Cracknell. Chris has been around in the UK scene for absolutely yonks. With original aspirations to turn pro, his time in the mountains took him from master chalet operator, to master DJ to master masterererer. It’ll make sense when you listen. Consider supporting this podcast by subscribing to our Substack. For just £3.50 a month you’ll be supporting an independent podcast championing UK winter sports. https://theapres.substack.com/subscribeChris’ radio shows : https://totallywiredradio.com/chris-cracknell/And his radio show archives : https://soundcloud.com/chriscracknelldjThank U Snowboarding : To hear more, visit theapres.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
To subscribe - go here - theapres.substack.com/subscribeWe had an idea - and we made it. This was the first incarnation of The Après podcast - a pilot episode recorded at The Custard Factory in Birmingham, pre-covid when everything was done in person. There was no one better to kick things off than Jeremy Sladen, in an episode that has NEVER BEEN HEARD before. The format has morphed somewhat over the years. In this pilot episode, we were trying to get the likes of the BBC on board (or someone else with money). They didn’t of course, which in the long run worked out for the best. We quickly worked out that what we loved most about making the podcast was having a reason to get together once a week, have a chat and hopefully meet some likeminded people with something interesting to say. The Après will likely change again, we’re always up for mixing things up and trying new things, but this will always be where and how it started. Enjoy! To hear more, visit theapres.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join Tim, Ollie, and Jenny for this bumper episode of The Après with none other than Canadian snowboarding phenomenon, Truth Smith. Truth dishes on everything from team dynamics and competition nerves to his love of tacos and his surprisingly philosophical approach to snowboarding. Plus, the gang debates boomers behaving badly, cheap ski holidays and some antartic discoveries.MAKING TRACKS : https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2UcYBdoCksKuCn9W7qIX4s?si=2f6ca2a91df04eb7Follow us on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/theaprespod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To hear more, visit theapres.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to The Après! A DAY EARLY! Join Ollie, Tim, and Jenny for your weekly dose of snow sports and silliness. This week, find out who conquered the slopes and took home the gold, some singing, and Jenny tells the story of how James Corden flew a Jamaican bobsledder in from his home country just to say hello. Oh and listeners get in touch with stories from the mountains and travel tips and Tim reveals the name he says that sounds rude to Americans. Enjoy.Email us theaprespod@gmail.comFollow us on Instagram @theaprespod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To hear more, visit theapres.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
So we took a look in a mailbag and realised that there were quite a few messages that we had ignored - sorry if your was one of them. Well, in this ep we try and get through as many of your submissions as we can and it takes us from selling a board, to the Olympics and right through to debating the climate crisis. So go and grab a drink, sit back, relax and enjoy - oh, and please do get in touch - we'd love to share your stories on the pod theaprespod@gmail.com or @theaprespod on Mark Zuckerberg's portal of doom. Thanks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To hear more, visit theapres.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pop on your nostalgia cap for an episode that has been dug out from the archive. Recorded during the lockdowns of 2021 (remember that?) Tim and Ollie spoke to the one and only Ed Leigh (this was BJ - before Jenny). In this episode you'll hear all about Ed's alter ego, what you should do if you see Ed on the mountain and also how he managed to get one of the best jobs in the world. Enjoy.Don't forget to subscribe to this podcast. We make this independently, off our own backs, and the simple act of subscribing to the podcast can really make the difference. Share with you friends too!Follow us on insta: https://www.instagram.com/theaprespod/?hl=en Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To hear more, visit theapres.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join us LIVE FROM LAAX - well, Tim is anyway - for yet another edition of The Après as we celebrate the LAAX Open's 10-year anniversary by chatting to none other than James 'Woodsy' Woods. The UK skiing legend is one hand to share his tales from the mountains, love of Taylor Swift, and super husky voice. Tune in now to hear everything from the X Games to the Olympics, overcoming injuries, and his new passions in life. Make sure to subscribe!Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theaprespod/?hl=enMaking Tracks playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2UcYBdoCksKuCn9W7qIX4s?si=16308ba0dd21477a Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To hear more, visit theapres.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
You know it's 2025 right? The actual future? God. Well, strap in because this ep is likely to make you question your own mortality and potentially pass out in a pale heap on the floor. We're talking existential dread about our tiny blue marble hurtling through the cosmos, followed by Tim's gloriously disastrous surfing holiday in Costa Rica (spoiler alert: toes were involved).Jenny spills her tea with excitement at the stunning win by friend of the podcast Mia Brookes. We also dream big about a ski trip to Japan and reminisce about New Year's Eve mishaps that will make you cringe.In short, it's us doing what we do best: getting sidetracked - welcome 2025. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To hear more, visit theapres.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jenny and Ollie have been left on their own this week while Tim took a few days off to watch footie in the former soviet union. Left to their own devices this week you'll hear about "technically the greatest half pipe run of all time", what's going on in groin styling trends and how you can make sure your legs don't shatter before you head out this season. We WANT YOUR QUESTIONS! Email theparespod@gmail.com OR get us on instagram @theaprespod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To hear more, visit theapres.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A bit of a different episode this week. We're all spread out all over the place but not to worry, we've come to you from London, Birmingham, the alps and New Zealand. Ollie and Tim give you the latest, Jenny gives us an update from the mountains and Ed Leigh ponders with Tim on what era of snowboarding we're entering. Enjoy!Circle Of Madness Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To hear more, visit theapres.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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