The Basic Bitch's Guide to Life

It took a while, but Aly and Christina have finally come to terms with the fact that oftentimes, they are just basic bitches. Celebrating the highlights of lowbrow pop culture (the Kardashians, reality TV, Lifetime) with higher-brow meta commentary on what all of this means. We also talk about Taylor Swift, because basic bitch or not, everyone loves her.

Episode 15: JoJo and the Bros

Aly and Christina are BACK to talk about the first episode of "The Bachelorette." We talk about JoJo, run through the guys, discuss Jordan's Instagram drama and offer up our picks for our Top 4.

05-26
45:17

Episode 14: We All Win

Aly and Christina return to discuss the predictable ending to "The Bachelor" and the less-predictable, but still great news that JoJo is our new Bachelorette!

03-17
29:21

Episode 13: Women Tell All (And It's Never OK to Tell Two Women You Love Them)

Aly and Christina return to talk about Ben's final two choices, the Women Tell All episode of "The Bachelor" and why it is absolutely not OK to tell two women you love them on national television.

03-09
50:43

Episode 12: The Bachelor Gets Into Formation

Aly and Christina are back after a brief hiatus. They get into formation and discuss the drama on The Bachelor. We discuss Olivia's exit, the insanity that takes over Leah and our thoughts on the rest of the girls.

02-10
51:24

Episode 11: Olivia and The Twins

Aly and Christina are back, talking about the latest episode of "The Bachelor." We discuss our theories about Olivia's craziness and twins throwing each other under the bus.

01-28
42:55

Episode 10: Getting Bachelored

Aly is in California so Christina was joined this week by the amazing Saba Hamedy - Mashable's digital entertainment reporter, who actually interviewed Ben Higgins at TCA this week. We discuss our thoughts on week two of the Bachelor, get to the root of Lace's problems and share our picks for who will win it all.

01-15
57:03

Episode 9: It's Raining Ben

Aly and Christina discuss the first episode of "The Bachelor" -- picking their faves and discussing the drama that has already ensued. And then we spent like 15 minutes discussing Netflix's "The Making of a Murderer," "Serial" and the seminal true-crime series, "The Staircase." This episode has spoilers so stop listening after we discuss Bach if you don't want anything ruined.

01-06
50:27

Episode 8: All About the Bach

Aly and Christina break down some of the new contestants on the upcoming season of ABC's seminal series, "The Bachelor."

12-15
33:41

Episode 7: Thankful for Glenn

Aly and Christina discuss the fate of Glenn on The Walking Dead, the non-event that was the American Music Awards, Adele's record-breaking debut (and Aly's acceptance of her awesomeness) and Christina attempts to make Aly watch Jessica Jones.

11-28
33:37

Episode 6: The Walking Adele

Aly and Christina are back. They talk about "The Walking Dead," debate Adele and discuss Andrew McMahon and their love for him. They also get giddy over a new season of "The Bachelor" and touch on the Kardashian's.

11-20
43:10

Episode 5: Aly Calls Mindy Kaling

Aly and Christina had scheduling issues this week so instead of a full podcast, listen to Aly call Mindy Kaling's voicemail every day for two weeks. It's awesome.

10-29
05:00

Episode 4: LAMY is Back

Aly and Christina discuss Back to the Future Day, the valiant return of LAMY, Christina's interview with Jony Ive and Anna Wintour and Aly's meeting with Michael Strahan. They also debate the merits of the One Direction song "Perfect."

10-23
38:41

Episode 3: RIP ANTM

Christina & Aly discuss Ethan Embry's appearance on "The Walking Dead," the sad situation regarding Lamar Odom and the cancelation of "America's Next Top Model." They also talk about Taylor Swift shoes, missing "The Bachelor" and Aly's new dog, Matzah.

10-15
35:49

Episode 2: Bieber's Penis

Christina and Aly discuss Justin Bieber's penis, the Kanye West-Weezer mashup, Yeezer and the return of "The Walking Dead."

10-11
33:57

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