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Have you heard the one about the Bears tallying up another unlikely win against a strong defense through some late-game heroics and a game-winning drive to end it in the final seconds? Oh you have? Well ENJOY THE REPLAY
Your gallant hosts point out how ahead of the curve we all were, and celebrate yet another win. What a miraculous season! What a miraculous QB! What a miraculous team!
Oh just one of those days where a 7th round rookie RB makes his first career start and puts up 170+ yards on the ground while the QB throws 280+ 3TD 0INTs. Just one of those days. In the words of America's favorite co-host and esteemed coach: This. Is. Different.
Losses happen, but man there's lots to talk about. Tune in.
Incredible defensive play with crazy turnovers! Phenomenal run game! QB play also happened! Tune in!
The season is a 1/4 through! Your frankly saintly hosts look back at all the storylines of concern going into the season - "can Caleb play on time?" "Can Caleb stop taking sacks?" "Is Ben Johnson a spreadsheet nerd who belongs not on an NFL field, but instead stuffed in a locker?" - and check in to see if we've gotten answers (we have! It's frankly crazy how many we already have answers to!). Stats are here - stats like you've never seen! There's words about Ben Johnson, the offensive playcaller, the situational coach, and the rah-rah maniac. There's a look around the NFL, and which teams are emerging as flawless and unbeatable (none!). There's a look at who's coming back onto the roster next week and beyond. Finally, the whole thing ends with a frankly uncomfortably heartfelt speech on the specialness of this moment in time from two fans who, at the end of the day, care about this kind of thing a whole lot. It's sincere! It's hopeful! It's honestly unlike us! Listen in for the whole thing!
Your hosts celebrate a win, question why the general media coverage is frowning on it, and note the difference between this team and last, this line and others, and Caleb Williams and Jayden Daniels
Join your esteemed hosts and cohosts alike as they revel in Bob's comment last episode - you can see it, and this week, you did. Trivia, excessive game recapping that's essentially just foaming at the mouth over our own highlights, and of course everybody's favorite new minigame "Real Or Fake Tyler Dunne Quote?".
52 points guys. We all know the solution - put in Bagent. In lieu of that, your celebrated hosts look at other routes going forward, reasons for optimism, and play one of the dumbest minigames in podcast history.
Your revered co-hosts recap the outrageous fourth-quarter collapse against a division rival, look at the Ben Johnson era's first game, contemplate the death of Cairo Santos' leg, and try not to lose sanity over the mysterious case of the Caleb Williams scattershot problem
Bust? Prima donna? Uncoachable? Media distraction? Your celebrated co-hosts take on the great debate of Caleb Williams which, it turns out, is actually pretty dumb and is pretty one-sided.
Your exhaulted hosts review all the Ryan Poles moves he's made so far, along with how the team's shaping up going into the season.
It's the preseason Coach Episode spectacular! No depth chart talk, no schedule talk, no Tyson Bagent talk (alright that's a lie, there's a little), just one very special episode about the new coaching staff. Join in as your intrepid hosts evaluate the merits of Ben Johnson and his coaching staff, and both independently come to the realization that we should be more embarassed of the past.
We ended the season by beating the Packers, tying the playoff wins of every NFCN team, and poaching the reason for the Lions' historic season. Your beloved hosts break down the meaning of the end-of-season beating of the Packers, then wax poetic for an hour on just how good of a head coach prospect Ben Johnson really is. It's going to be an exciting season, and a bright future. Until then, see you next season, and Bear Down.
We are bad. Our offense is bad. Our defense is bad. We are bad.
The obituary for the Eberflus era, and looking at what it all means, and who's truly at fault for what in god's name we just witnessed
The best game of Caleb's career. Thomas Brown scheming up guys against the best defense in the NFL. The OL playing their best game. The defense playing 3.8 fantastic quarters. OVERTIME AGAINST A DEEP PLAYOFF CONTENDER Anyways give it a listen
We lost. Against the Packers. Thanks to Eberflus' inane decisions despite a solid effort from the whole team. No, this isn't a rerun, this technically was a new game, even if it was also every other Bears game you've ever seen.