The Before Hours Podcast

Enjoy your breakfast, folks. Ilya and Bobby speak about Asian dads, placing yourself on the bell curve, and the limits of artistic liberty.DM Bobby if you're in Scotland in the first two weeks of August and he'll tell you how to see him do standup comedy.

Ilya and Bobby continue to be modern day philosophers. We cover getting tested, gay math, All Eyez on Rafah, and so so much more.

This one's a bit shorter cause I got to the studio late. I will DO BETTER moving forward.Ilya and I talk about the cognitive dissonance of cult members, the morality of anorectic drugs, and how to beat off in the 90s.

Welcome to episode whatever of The Morning Cereal Hour. Ilya and Bobby talk about getting arrested, scamming old people, and jackin' off at the doctor. #podcast #halleberry #knowyourrights #funnystories #fortheboys

Hi everyone! Welcome to episode 2 of the Morning Cereal Hour. Lot of stuff going on. Zoomer girls appropriate boomer humor. Being based is Cringe. And Ilya hates my whimsy (hurtful).#morningroutine #genzvsmillenial #based #cringe #comedypodcast

Today is the first day of the rest of our lives. JOI vids to come.

I make FIGHT videos. For high school kids.

and/or become rich. Ilya Laksin, folks.

My most disagreeable video (hope that's ok)

simple as that

Let me know if you like this or if it was silly.

Thanks for letting me trauma dump <3

This one is SICK lol (just joking around)

I read two books and now I'm an expert.

Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way.