The Belching Cow - Victorian Erotica with a Smile

BAM!!! You’re not imagining things—it’s true! We’ve dropped two episodes back-to-back, and this one is an absolute cracker.Louis is at it again, gathering even more lovely ladies for his very own private love island. He’ll stop at nothing to get exactly what he wants, even if it means boring us to tears with long-winded descriptions of drapes, curtains, furnishings, and every tiny detail he’s added to make his love shack capable of comfortably housing at least 50 lovers. Yes, just like in Jurassic Park, our dear Louis “spared no expense.”So buckle up, my darlings, for another wild ride into the world of La Rose D’Amour. Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share your thoughts in the comments!Enjoy, my loves, and kisses as always,Alex

Did you miss me?Well here I am, delivering to you another smashing episode!I do believe this is the best one so far. I hope you think so too.Join me Louis, Rudolf and his merry gang of female charmers on the ride of their life!Kisses!Alex

Hello Darlings,Welcome back to The Belching Cow! By now, you've probably got the gist of our delicious new story, "La Rose D'Amour." We continue with the adventures of our young protagonist Louis, as he navigates the world of Victorian erotica with his generous member. In this episode, Louis embarks on new escapades, building on his Parisian exploits. Discover what awaits him in the next chapter of his journey.Don't forget to subscribe to our podcast for more scandalous tales and leave a review to let us know what you think! Share your thoughts in the comments below, and don't be shy, share this podcast with a friend or two (or three) make it their new guilty pleasure too - and lets face it - i need the followers.Enjoy the episode,Kisses, Alex

Greetings, my sensual listeners! Welcome to Season 2, Episode 2 of The Belching Cow where we explore the scandalous depths of "La Rose D'Amour" from The Pearl magazine. Join me as we follow our naive protagonist, Louis, on his journey of self-discovery. Will he stay home in the countryside or be tempted by his cousins' offer of a trip to Paris?A bell sounds, and Louis' life is about to be irrevocably altered by a roomful of beautiful girls! Come with me...Kisses, Alex

Darlings, I'm back with a vengeance – did your loins ache for more titillating tales? As promised, I've returned to deliver even more exotic chronicles of carnal capers from the deliciously naughty pages of The Pearl magazine. Prepare yourselves, for we're bidding adieu to dear old England and embarking on a scandalous sojourn across the Channel to oh-so-naughty France1.Allow me to dust off my most seductive French accent as we plunge headfirst into new depths of Victorian depravity. Our first tantalising 9-part saga, "La Rose D'Amour," promises a veritable smorgasbord of exotic adventure, intrigue, and sensual discovery that will leave you flushed and panting for more1.So, my insatiable listeners, shall we dip more than just our toes into the steamy waters of "La Rose D'Amour"? Ooh la la, let the debauchery begin!Content Disclaimer: This podcast contains explicit sexual content, mature themes, and language intended for adult audiences only. Listener discretion is strongly advised. The material presented is a work of fiction from the Victorian era and may not reflect modern sensibilities or values.Kisses, Alex

Get ready for a palate cleanser like no other! In this special season finale, titled **Pius Beginnings**, we delve into the intriguing scandals of the clergy in rural England. Join us as we explore the darker side of Victorian life with a humorous twist. This season, we've shared three delightful stories: - Lady Pokingham - The She Noodles - Miss Coote's Confession Now, we’re excited to collaborate with the fabulous crew from the Let's Get Sexy podcast (https://shows.acast.com/lets-get-sexy-presents-lesbian-slave-island) for an unforgettable episode filled with laughter and scandal. As we wrap up this season, remember that we'll be back after Christmas with a brand new season packed with even more steamy content! Don't forget to: - Spread the word about The Belching Cow - Subscribe and follow us on all platforms - Leave us a review (we love your feedback!) Stay connected: - Email: thebelchingcow@gmail.com - Twitter: @Belching_Cow - Instagram: @thebelchingcow Thank you for joining us on this scandalous journey, and we can't wait to reconnect in the new year! Kisses Darlings!

Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed listeners of "The Belching Cow", I come to you with both an apology and a delightful surprise! First, allow me to express my deepest regrets for the absence of last week's episode. To make amends for this unfortunate lapse, I've prepared a special treat for you all - not one, but two tantalizing episodes this week! Consider it my way of saying thank you for your patience and understanding, dear listeners. Now, let us turn our attention to the grand finale of Lady Pokingham's scandalous saga. In this last episode, we bid a bittersweet farewell to our beloved Beatrice and her entourage of colorful characters. Without giving too much away, let's just say that Lady Pokingham's final adventure involves a boat, and some seamen as our heroine navigates both choppy waters and the tempestuous seas of desire. Tune in to discover how this titillating tale comes to its satisfying conclusion. One more episode to go for the season finale of The Belching Cow! But for now, Kisses Darlings!

Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed listeners of *The Belching Cow*, I humbly beg your forgiveness for the inexcusable absence of last week's episode. You see, I found myself in quite the predicament when my time-traveling carriage broke down in the midst of a Victorian garden party. Rest assured, I've now returned, corset slightly askew but spirits high, ready to regale you with more tantalizing tales! Welcome to Episode 34, where we continue our journey through the scandalous world of Lady Pokingham. In this titillating instalment, titled "Ménage à Five," we find our dear Beatrice settling into country life with all the grace and decorum of a fox in a henhouse. It seems our heroine has taken to rural living like a duck to water – or perhaps more accurately, like a libertine to a boudoir. Beatrice has assembled quite the entourage, with two strapping male pages and two comely female maids at her beck and call. One can only imagine the "chores" she's assigning to this quintet of willing servants! As we delve into Part 14 of Lady Pokingham's saga, prepare yourselves for a symphony of sighs, a ballet of bedsheets, and enough innuendo to make even the most stoic butler blush. Our Beatrice proves once again that country air does wonders for one's constitution – and libido! So, dear listeners, fetch your smelling salts and loosen those cravats. We're about to embark on a journey through the lush landscapes of desire, where propriety is left at the door and passion reigns supreme. After all, in Lady Pokingham's world, "ménage à trois" is merely a warm-up! Kisses Darlings!

Welcome back, dear listeners, to another titillating episode of "The Belching Cow"! In today's installment, we follow the adventures of our delicate flower, Beatrice, as she embarks on a new chapter in her life. After her recent ordeals, Beatrice finds herself at a crossroads, seeking a fresh start befitting a lady of her circumstances and fragility. Join us as we explore how our heroine discovers a new path, a new home, and most importantly, new sources of entertainment that are both scandalous and suitable for a woman of her standing. Will Beatrice find comfort in the arms of a dashing suitor? Perhaps she'll stumble upon a secret society of like-minded ladies? Or maybe she'll simply indulge in the simple pleasures of a well-placed fainting couch and a collection of titillating literature. Whatever awaits Beatrice, you can be sure it will be filled with the perfect blend of propriety and impropriety that we've come to expect from our Victorian vixen. So grab your smelling salts and prepare for another episode of delightful debauchery! Kisses, darlings!

Welcome back, my cherished listeners, to another titillating episode of The Belching Cow! I'm your host, Alexandra Dawn, and today we're delving into Episode 32, tantalizingly titled "Keeping The Backdoor Open." Prepare yourselves for a scandalous journey as we rejoin our beloved Lady Pokingham in her quest to educate the new Lord Crim Con in the finer points of, shall we say, alternative pleasures. Our dear lady has taken it upon herself to instruct his lordship in the art of backdoor delights, with the noble aim of introducing his wife to carnal joys that won't result in yet another addition to their already burgeoning brood. Will Lord Crim Con succeed in his delicate mission to broaden his wife's horizons? Or will his dear lady reject these new and risqué adventures? Tune in, my dears, as we uncover the salacious details of this Victorian escapade! Before we embark on this journey of sensual discovery, I simply must remind you of my book, "Sub Umbra," available now on Amazon. It's an absolute must-have for any true connoisseur of literary naughtiness, guaranteed to make your bedside table blush! Don't deny yourself this delightful tome of Victorian-era titillation. Sub Umbra is now available in book and kindle format! Sub Umbra Amazon US Sub Umbra Amazon UK Sub Umbra Amazon Canada Sub Umbra Amazon Germany Now, let us loosen our corsets, fetch the smelling salts, and dive into the wonderfully wicked world of Lady Pokingham!

Grab your smelling salts and loosen those corsets, dear listeners! Episode 31 of The Belching Cow Podcast is about to make your petticoats ruffle with excitement. This week, we're diving back into the scandalous world of our beloved Beatrice and her entanglement with the notorious Lord Crim Con. Prepare yourselves for a whirlwind tour of Victorian debauchery as Beatrice navigates the treacherous waters of aristocratic indulgence. Will our heroine's wit and charm be enough to handle the depraved appetites of Lord Crim Con? Or will she find herself in over her head in a sea of silk sheets and forbidden desires? Watch as proper English manors transform into dens of iniquity, leaving a trail of shocked servants and scandalous rumors in their wake. From the drawing room to the stables, no corner of society is safe from the ripples of their escapades! Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggling, a sudden interest in Victorian architecture (particularly load-bearing bedposts), and a newfound appreciation for the versatility of riding crops. Tune in for a romp through high society that's guaranteed to fog up your monocle and have you fanning yourself faster than you can say "Oh, my word!" Will Beatrice emerge unscathed from Lord Crim Con's web of depravity, or will she find herself entangled in a scandal of epic proportions? Only one way to find out!

Dear listeners, Well, well, well! Who would have thought our Victorian ancestors had such scandalous proclivities? I must say, I'm both astonished and intrigued by the turn of events in Lady Pokingham's tale. Our darling Beatrice seems to have tied the knot with quite the character – one whose behavior would raise eyebrows even in our modern times!Now, my dears, while we revel in these titillating tales of yesteryear, let's remember that fiction allows us to explore realms best left to the imagination. If you find yourself particularly sensitive to more risqué themes, you might want to give this episode a miss. For those of you who've stuck with us through this steamy chapter, I hope you've found it as entertaining as it is shocking. If you've enjoyed our foray into Victorian debauchery, do spread the word – after all, shared scandal is double the fun!Remember, what happens in Lady Pokingham's boudoir, stays in Lady Pokingham's boudoir. Until next time, keep your fans at the ready and your smelling salts close at hand! Kisses, Alex

In this scandalous episode, we return to Lady Pokingham's great adventures and will stay with her until her story is told—right to the end. After that, we will continue with the next story, but more about that later. In this episode, you get two stories for the price of one, as we not only learn what dear Lady Pokingham gets up to next, but we also receive a surprise monologue from none other than Lady Bertha Saint Aldegonde! Prepare yourself for a delightful romp filled with intrigue, passion, and a touch of mischief as our heroines navigate the lush landscapes of Victorian high society. You won't want to miss the escapades that await, so grab your favorite drink, settle in, and join us for another thrilling chapter in the scandalous world of Lady Pokingham! This episode inclides a massive amount of But #&%&ing. Enjoy and as always, Kisses, Alex

Hello Darlings, In this episode, we dive into a short story as a palate cleanser for our upcoming race to finish *Lady Pokingham*. In this episode, we meet a tribade confessing her dirty tryst with a friend. For those unarmed with a dictionary, "tribade" is what they used to call a woman who likes other women in the olden times. I would love to hear what you have to say about the episode on any of our delightful social media platforms, which you can find here: https://linktr.ee/thebelchingcow. Don't forget to check out the "Let's Get Sext Podcast," and I will keep you posted just as soon as my collaboration episode is live. Till then, dear listeners, Kisses

Dear listeners, it is with great surprise and a touch of bittersweet excitement that I announce this is the final episode of Miss Coote’s Confession. You have one last chance to soak up the whiptastic antics and delightful depravity of our gloriously damaged and demented heroine and her merry band of women. As we bid farewell to this tale and make room for more adventures in Victorian debauchery, let’s take a moment to reflect on the rollercoaster that is Miss Coote’s life. Orphaned at a young age, she was married off to a crusty old gentleman who dedicated his life to the art of whipping. It was in this peculiar establishment that our dear Rosa received her formative miseducation and acquired a passion for her husband’s aggressive form of discipline—a vice he practiced religiously to the very end, quite literally! As a young widow, she managed to acquire an education and found herself enveloped in the warm embrace of female attention at the illustrious, albeit dodgy, institute of higher education led by the stern disciplinarian and all-around hag, Miss Flaybum. Here, Rosa was introduced to the finer sides of life, thriving in the company of her fellow students and certain faculty members. Upon graduation, she demonstrated her penchant for leadership by staging a coup that would go down in the annals of history as a day to remember. Overthrowing Miss Flaybum involved flaying her bum and decimating her supply of bubbly, all in one fell swoop. Backed by a group of bosom buddies she acquired along the way, Rosa was grounded with the certainty that she was now fully prepared for life. With that confidence, she whisked her favorite spankees and bedfellow Mademoiselle Fossy, along with her faithful lady's maid Jane, and set up shop in a house of her own. It was here, with her private whipping room, that she built up her confidence victim after victim, establishing her very own club and presiding as president of this illustrious and secretive women’s-only whipping society. This brings us to our current and final episode. What will we discover…? 

Ahoy there, my lovely listeners! This week, I’ll be casting off into the horizon for a much-needed vacation, leaving the shores of The Belching Cow for a little maritime adventure. Fear not, for I shall return next week, ready to regale you with more scandalous tales of Victorian mischief and mayhem!So, while I'm off sailing the seven seas (or perhaps just lounging by the pool with a fruity drink), keep your ears perked for the next episode. I promise it will be filled with all the delightful depravity you’ve come to expect!Until then, may your sails be full and your spirits high! Kisses, darlings! Alex

Hello Darlings, From a tiny farm outside Milan, I bring you episode 25 of the Belching Cow. Your place to escape from reality and got back in time to see how depraved the Victorian mind was. In this latest instalment of Miss Coote's Confession, I face as always the challenge of making the content something I feel comfortable reading. Some literary creativity was necessary and it seems like this story is in need of a constant dose of "spit and shine". I hope you still enjoy the reading and embrace my vocal prowess in the accent department (wink wink). I thank you all for your returning and helping my little podcast grow. Please think of me and share the experience with a friend so they can also have a good laugh at the Victorian idea of mind-porn. Yours always, Alex, the belching cow.

Coming to you from somewhere in the Mediterranean Sea, this is the voice of The Belching Cow, delivering some smutty Victorian action. In this episode, we see vice and depravity ascend the social ladder as the ladies indulge in all the manly pleasures the era had to offer. I hope you enjoy the episode and look forward to hearing what you have to say about it. Kisses, darlings! Alex

In this special episode, we're taking a brief detour from our usual Victorian erotica to share two tantalizing contemporary tales. First up is "Robocock" by the multi-talented Savvy Love. Hailing from scorching Arizona, Savvy is not only an accomplished erotica author with 26 stories under her belt, but also a hard rock guitarist and singer for the band Slippery When Wet. When she's not penning steamy stories or belting out risqué tunes like "Young Studs in Black Leather," Savvy dedicates her time to feral cat rescue, using proceeds from her creative endeavors to support these furry friends. So support a hungry pussy and buy a book from her at: https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Savvy-Love/author/B0BDHF6ZG3 Our second feature is a chapter from "Jericho," the first in an exciting new series by Taylor Michaels. Taylor, a resident of Anthem, Nevada, finds inspiration in the desert landscape and gets his adrenaline fix by off-roading in his Jeep. With his faithful miniature Australian shepherd Macy by his side, Taylor has spent the last four years honing his craft as a writer. It gets hot in the desert!  Buying his book will help keep his air conditioning on: https://a.co/d/aL1QJa8 Both of these talented authors bring fresh, contemporary voices to the world of erotica, and I'm thrilled to share their work with you. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this sultry interlude before we return to our regularly scheduled Victorian debauchery next week! Kisses, Alex

The Grand Finale of Sub Umbra !!!!! In this special episode, we bring you the thrilling conclusion of "Sub Umbra," where we bid farewell to our delightfully naughty protagonist, Walter. Join us as we delve into the final chapter, filled with scandalous escapades and passionate farewells. Walter's last days at his uncle's home are marked by a series of unforgettable and voluptuous games, culminating in an extravagant party hosted by the ever-delectable Mrs. Leslie.  Expect a steamy mix of secret Indian aphrodisiacs, mirrored bathrooms, and a surprise visit from the Colonel that threatens to expose their hedonistic revelry. With Mrs. Leslie leading the charge, our characters indulge in one final, uninhibited celebration of love and lust.   Don't miss out on owning your very own copy of "Sub Umbra"! Support the podcast by purchasing the remastered version by Alexandra Dawn: ⁠Amazon US⁠ ⁠Amazon UK⁠ ⁠Amazon Canada⁠ By purchasing the book, you're not only treating yourself to a deliciously naughty read but also supporting this podcast. Your support ensures that we can continue to bring you these Victorian treasures, so do consider adding it to your secret library!   Share this episode with your fellow Victorian erotica enthusiasts, leave a review, and subscribe to ensure you never miss a moment of our deliciously naughty adventures. Remember, darlings, the more you spread the word, the more titillating tales we can bring to your eager ears! Kisses, Alex