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The Betchelor is a Bachelor recap podcast presented by Kay Brown, Chris Burns and Jared Freid of Betches Media.. This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do – because honestly, why else watch the show if not for the commentary? For more info check out weekly recaps at Betches.com or follow our Instagram, @thebetchelor.

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The cast photos are out for Katie’s upcoming season of The Bachelorette and our hosts are reacting to every guy. They start by reviewing the casting archetypes we see each season so you know who to look out for. Then Kay, Chris, and Jared offer their honest response to each guy’s pic and what little it tells us about them, giving their predictions for who will last and who will go home early. Finally, they close out the cast preview with their selections for who they like best, and more importantly, who Katie will choose. Follow along with the list of cast members here!
The Betchelor Award Show

The Betchelor Award Show

2021-03-2301:02:031

It’s the Betchelor Award show we’ve all been waiting for! Kay, Chris, and Jared start off with a few reflections on the season in general and how the off-season is a necessary time for Bachelor nation. Then, they dive into some recent news about Chris Harrison lawyering up and what it may mean for the future of the show. They also discuss what ABC’s role is in this whole dramatic mess before they dive into all their picks for their season awards. Who caused the most drama? Who is the villain of the season? Who is the likeliest to pull a Heather? Finally, they give out the infamous Season Long Cringe Harrison Award. Be sure to tune in next week for a preview of next season and everything we can expect!
It’s the finale of Matt James’s season of The Bachelor, and Kay, Chris and Jared are here to recap it all. They start by naming the episode (and reacting to the awkward hand-on-leg action) then dive into each of the final dates. They talk about the brief meet-and-greets with Matt’s family before discussing his commitment issues. They cover Michelle being forced to repel down the side of a building (before getting eliminated) and Rachael getting left hanging in her leather pants. They break down Matt’s decision to give Rachael the final rose, but not to propose. Then they react to this season’s After the Final Rose, including Emmanuel’s excellent performance as host, Matt’s refusal to say anything of substance, and the handling of recent controversy. Finally, they close things out with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rathers, the Cringe Harrison Award winner, Jared’s Minute, and the final Will You Accept this Rose of the season.
It’s down to three contestants for Matt James to choose from so Kay, Chris, and Jared dive right into this week’s episode. They start with their “Name that Episode” titles and a conversation about Matt’s dad paying a visit to the show. They recap Michelle’s trip to Schrute farms and tell us why she should ultimately be Matt’s pick. They cover Bri’s date in the woods (is that a tent?) and talk about Matt’s repeat speech to each girl. They also break down Rachael’s ceramics rendezvous and discuss his reaction each time someone says “I love you” to the guy. Then they round things out with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rather questions, the Villain of the Week, the Cringe Harrison Award winner, and the Will You Accept this Rose recipients.
The Women Tell Nothing

The Women Tell Nothing

2021-03-0201:08:50

Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap the Women Tell All special, but first they react to a flurry of Bachelor Nation news stories. They talk about Emmanuel Acho being named the host of this season’s After the Final Rose, and Rachel Lindsay deactivating her social media accounts due to harassment. They discuss the public reaction after former contestant Taylor Nolan’s past Tweets resurfaced, followed by a series of half-hearted apologies for offending so many different groups. Then they dive into last night’s Women Tell All, starting with Victoria trying to defend her behavior on the show (with some surprising allies) and everyone coming for Katie. They discuss the showdown between Brittany and Anna over the escort drama, all the dates we didn’t get to see, and speculate about whether or not they cut an announcement of Katie as the next Bachelorette. Then it’s time for this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rather questions, Jared’s Minute, and their picks for who they want to win this season.
It’s “hometown” week on the Bachelor and we’re recapping it all. Kay, Jared and Chris start the show with a reaction to Matt James’s public statement about the controversy surrounding Rachael Kirkconnell and Chris Harrison. Then they play Name That Episode and dive into Michelle’s sporty family visit, complete with Matt getting grilled by the purest people alive (her students). They discuss Racheal’s bumpy skydiving date and her parents’ discomfort with the whole situation, then cover the real star of the episode: Bri’s mom. They talk about Serena sending Matt home on his own show, and speculate about who he would have chosen if she’d stuck around. Then it’s time for the Betchelor Categories, starting with some Would You Rathers, the top performer, and a food convo. Finally, they close the show with the Villain of the Week, the Cringe Harrison Award, and their Will You Accept This Rose selections.
To start the week, Kay, Chris, and Jared discuss the public controversy surrounding Chris Harrison’s comments regarding Rachael Kirkconnell, and tell us whether or not they think he’ll be replaced as the host. Then they dive into this week’s episode, beginning with Heather getting sent home (and the celebration that ensued). They talk about Chelsea and Serena C. leaving the show, Serena P.’s uncomfortable one-on-one date, and the group date that was basically just an awkward cocktail hour. Plus, they discuss the departure of fan favorite Abigail, and discuss whether or not she could be the next Bachelorette. They talk about Jessenia’s one-on-one and react to Matt’s final four selections. Then they cover this week’s categories, including some Would You Rathers, the Villain of the Week (hint: Matt is not looking good here), their Paradise Picks, the Cringe Harrison moments, and the Will You Accept This Rose winners.
Kay, Chris, and Jared start with a Bachelor conspiracy theory: are the girls’ names written on the roses? Then they dive into this week’s episode of The Bachelor. The two-on-one rose brings out the worst in...Meredith, a canceled cocktail party leads to canceled hopefuls, and Serena C. flails like a fish out of water (thank God Katie had a harpoon). They react to Pieper and Matt dancing the night away to another nameless country band and Tyler C. dropping by for a Punk’d episode featuring Matt and Katie. Plus, they talk about a ghost of Bachelor past who returned to haunt Nemacolin. They kick off this week’s categories with some wild Would You Rather questions, their Top 3, a unanimous IG Rising Star, and the Villain of the Week. Finally, they close things with some Paradise Picks, the Cringe Harrison Award winners, a passionate Jared’s Minute, and some Will You Accept This Rose selections.
The Kiss-assery

The Kiss-assery

2021-02-0201:07:041

This week’s episode starts with a convo about Kaitlyn Bristowe’s tone-deaf post after Chelsea’s memorable moment about her hair last week. Then Kay, Chris, and Jared dive into this week’s episode, beginning with the bully purge as Victoria and Anna get the boot. They talk about Victoria’s memorable exit and what's going to happen for her after the show. They react to Matt taking Rachael on a crazy shopping spree (red bottoms what!) and the farm group date that resulted in MJ getting called out for causing a divide. Plus, they talk about Kit’s one-on-one and the showdown between MJ and Jessenia. Finally, they close the show with some Would You Rathers, their Top 3 of the Week, the Cringe Harrison Award winners, Jared’s Minute, and the “Will You Accept This Rose” recipients.
Escort Me Straight To Hell

Escort Me Straight To Hell

2021-01-2601:16:27

Kay, Jared and Chris start by reacting to breaking news about Clare and Dale’s already too-public breakup featuring some *insider information* on how it really went down. Then they recap a messy week on the Bachelor: starting with the first ever “Name That Episode” competition and Katie's verbal domination of Victoria after Victoria picks yet another fight. Then they talk about Chris Harrison interrupting Victoria’s moment with Matt to bring some new women into the game, followed by her bizarre decision to snatch a crown right off Catalina's head. They also talk about the appearance of Ben Higgins on yet another embarrassing group date. Next, they dive into Anna calling Brittany an escort and all the drama that ensued before they ask whether or not Michelle’s one-on-one was the greatest first date in the show's history. Finally, they close things with some Would You Rathers, Paradise Picks, Jared’s Minute, and their personal “Will You Accept This Rose” recipients.
Katie Reigns Supreme

Katie Reigns Supreme

2021-01-1901:11:182

This week Jared, Kay and Chris kick things off with the conclusion of last weeks epic Rose Ceremony and ask whether or not the producers are behind Victoria making it through to another week. Then they dive into Ashley I’s erotica workshop, Chris Harrison’s bizarre book pitch, and Matt’s slam poetry attempt. Did one of the contestants just punch her ticket to the fantasy suites with her own erotica reading? They then discuss Sarah showing up to the group date, her clash with Victoria, and why everyone else was glad they didn’t have to do the dirty work themselves. Next, they talk about Serena P’s one-on-one date, Sarah finally showing up for the date card and her eventual awkward walk to the car. Finally, they close the episode with a game of Would You Rather, the Villain of the Week, their unanimous “Will You Accept This Rose” recipient, and “Jared’s Minute” featuring a rant about Matt’s insane kissing technique.
LET THEM EAT CAKE

LET THEM EAT CAKE

2021-01-1259:06

Kay and Chris are thrilled to announce the permanent addition of Jared Freid to the podcast, and start with a recap of this week’s episode of The Bachelor. They begin with Bri’s one-on-one hot tub date and Matt chopping wood without a shirt (and maybe no underwear). BTW, is Matt James the hottest Bachelor ever? Then they dive into Victoria getting into an epic fight with… everyone on the show. Next, they discuss this week’s group date (why does every group date involve getting dirty?), Sarah’s airplane ride, and the cliffhanger rose ceremony. Then they hand out some awards for the week, including their list of ‘Fantasy Suities’ featuring their top 3 contestants, some Would You Rather questions, and this week’s Biggest Villain. Finally, Jared closes things out with his biggest takeaway of the episode, and they hand out a rose to the person they each think came out on top in week 2.
To help recap the premiere of Matt James’s season of The Bachelor, Kay and Chris are joined by Jared Freid of the U Up? podcast. They start with their immediate reactions to the first episode (did the dildo deserve all that screen time?) and tell us which contestants were actually memorable enough to get mentioned by name. Next, they run through the limo introductions (and in some cases truck intros) and Kay reveals which girl was inspired by The Betchelor to audition for the show. Later, they discuss this season’s setting, the inclusion of a 21-year-old, and who they liked best. Finally, they speculate about more girls joining the show in future episodes and where things go from here.
Kay and Chris return to recap the most unorthodox “Bachelorette” finale of all time. They begin by breaking down the world’s longest kiss on the franchise's most boring fantasy suite episode ever. Next they talk about Brendan’s odd ring shopping date with Neil who he was clearly discovering for the first time ever. Later they discuss how weird it was for Rachel Lindsey to show up unannounced. Finally they discuss how the show’s rules about eliminating contestants seems to have completely changed while none of us were paying attention. Ship: Update Ship today and let your friends take control of your dating life – because let’s be honest, we all could use a little help in that department. Download Ship in the app store to start getting matched today. Green Chef: Green Chef is a USDA certified organic company that makes eating well easy and affordable with plans to fit every kind of lifestyle. Use code betchelor80 to get $80 off your first month plus free shipping on your first box! Go to GreenChef.com/betchelor80 to redeem and for more details.
Kay and Chris return for a super sized recap covering hometown visits and the men tell all. They begin by discussing whether or not Tayshia is the realest Bachelorette in history after she makes no effort to conceal her lack of sexual chemistry with Blake. Next they breakdown the “Men Tell All” and whether or not this year’s had less drama than usual. Later they talk about the ionic flashback that exposed Blake’s boner date with Tayshia. Finally they give their opinions on the hometown dates, including Zac’s disastrous attempt to hail a cab in the streets of New York City. Function of Beauty: Function of Beauty is hair care that is formulated specifically for you. Go to FunctionofBeauty.com/BETCHELOR to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.  Best Fiends: Engage your brain with fun puzzles - download Best Fiends for free on the App Store or Google Play
This week Kay and Chris are back to recap a drama-filled episode of Tayshia’s “Bachelorette” season. They begin by trying to explain Bennett’s complete 180 from quirky fan favorite to frightening weirdo as Tayshia tries--unsuccessfully--to send him home. Next, they give their thoughts on the bizarre lie detector group date and how difficult it is to lie about your own name. Later, they discuss another huge moment for the franchise as Ben reveals his mental health struggles on national television. Finally, they decide if Tyler Cameron's thirst to be bachelor is starting to reveal itself.
This week Kay and Chris are joined by hosts of the “I Don’t Get It” podcast, Ashley I. and Naz Perez for a recap of an episode from a seemingly short season for Tayshia. They begin by discussing how contestants are encouraged not to eat on camera after putting a massive spread in front of Tayshia and the men that went untouched. Next, they talk about Bennett’s evolution from a hilarious and self aware fan favorite to a full fledged American psycho. Later, they react to Ben revealing on national TV that he had an eating disorder and the importance of the moment overall for ABC. Finally, they breakdown how quickly Tayshia’s season is moving and how the rose ceremony seems to be a forgotten thing of the past. Home Chef: Home Chef is the #1 customer rated meal kit company. Go to HomeChef.com/betchelor for $60 off your first month! Function of Beauty: Function of Beauty is hair care that is formulated specifically for you. Go to FunctionofBeauty.com/BETCHELOR to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.  Caliper CBD: Get 20% off your first order when you use promo code BETCHELOR at TryCaliper.com/BETCHELOR. You can try Caliper CBD risk-free for 30 days. If you don’t love it they’ll give you a full refund! Parade: Get your own pairs of Parade now and use our promo code for 20% off your order at www.yourparade.com/BETCHELOR or use promo code BETCHELOR
Kay and Chris return to recap what may in fact be the most boring episode of “The Bachelorette” so far this season. They begin by asking whether or not “Dancing With The Stars” is rigged after Kaitlyn Bristowe edges out Nev for the top spot on the show. Next, they run down every painful moment that Kenny the boy band manager is on screen and explain why he’s the cringiest guy left on the season. Later, they react to ABC airing Ivan’s candid moment discussing police brutality and prison violence in regards to his formerly incarcerated brother. Finally, they discuss the teaser for Matt James’ season and try to figure out where in the New England hell it's being shot. Betterhelp: Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health and go to BetterHelp.com/betchelor for 10% off your first month. Function of Beauty: Function of Beauty is hair care that is formulated specifically for you. Go to FunctionofBeauty.com/BETCHELOR to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.  Bruush: Get 15% off your Brüush when you use promo code BETCHELOR at Bruush.com Parade: Get your own pairs of Parade now and use our promo code for 20% off your order at www.yourparade.com/BETCHELOR or use promo code BETCHELOR
This week Kay and Chris are joined by Maria and Fran of the “Chicks In The Office” podcast to recap week 2 of Tayshia’s official season. They begin by discussing how COVID has turned every group segment into a shirtless sport competition between the men. Next, they discuss how Chasen’s Tik Tok is proof enough that he’s clearly only on the show for followers. Later, they discuss Ed’s decision to not get in the ring with Chasen during the boxing match date. Finally, they discuss the tease for Matt James’ upcoming “Bachelor” season. Best Fiends: Engage your brain with fun puzzles - download Best Fiends for free on the App Store or Google Play Rory: Rory makes it simple to connect with a healthcare professional online, and see if personalized prescription skincare treatment is right for you. Go to hellorory.com/Betchelor to try the nightly defense for just $5. It’s free to chat with the doctor, and your first order is just $5! Faherty: Buying forever is the smartest way to shop, and now’s the smartest time to do it. Right now, you can get 25% off your next Faherty purchase when you go to FahertyBrand.com/BETCHELOR
Who TF Is Ed?

Who TF Is Ed?

2020-11-1151:531

This week Kay and Chris are joined by hosts of the “Your Favorite Thing” podcast, Wells Adams and Brandi Cyrus for a recap of Tayshia’s first episode of "The Bachelorette”. They begin by talking about how Tayshia’s arrival has breathed a breath of fresh air into the current cast of guys. Next they break down the new handful of guys added to the group with Tayshia taking the lead. Later they discuss Tayshia’s decision to skip the rose ceremony and the cocktail party. Finally they break down Tayshia’s first one on date with Brendan.
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lynn

felt so bad for Matt this episode ☹

Feb 23rd
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Jaime Lester

I'm just ready for Derek to come back.

Feb 13th
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Heather Thomas

can anyone say SEXUAL TENSION?

Oct 10th
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Cassie Hart

Derek!!!! You are absolutely an amazing person and I am so glad that JPJ let it be known you have a podcast because you are such a fun and interesting person with a great personality! Any woman would be lucky to have you

Sep 20th
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Jaime Lester

too much credit are given to women these days, speaking as one. she was a petulant child.

Sep 19th
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Jaime Lester

did you not see how clay was looking at her as she walked up to him? he meant it, no doubt.

Sep 19th
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Ashley Ann Moeller

I can't be the only one who LOVES Derek's laugh! ❤ I can't get enough of it! I love your podcast! Kay always makes me laugh and I love the songs you have been picking out! Can't get enough of you two. Wish I could listen to a new one everyday!

Sep 11th
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Jaime Lester

Raven and Adam are wonderful!

Sep 9th
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Jaime Lester

Carl! Much love to Carl. Wells and Derek too, but Carl!

Sep 8th
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Susan Foster

I love love love Derek and Wells!

Sep 8th
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Kayla Chezick

Jared yelling got old within the first 5 minutes. ken you not?!

Mar 8th
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