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Author: Jackie Schimmel / Dear Media

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.

Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
255 Episodes
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Call Us Daddy

Call Us Daddy

2020-08-1101:07:371

Jackie sits down with Alex Cooper from the "Call Her Daddy" podcast to talk about her public media crisis, psychological warfare, friend break ups, plus dating tips and sex life.   Produced By Dear Media
Betty Ford or Bust!

Betty Ford or Bust!

2020-08-0444:161

Jackie recaps her first wine tasting experience, the brillo pad erupting from her scalp and all the latest Real Housewives drama,
Jackie is joined by RHONY alum Jill Zarin and Ally Shapiro to reminisce on simpler times and kibbitz about Bat Mitzvahs and why you should cancel your wedding!   Produced By Dear Media
Mindless > Mindful

Mindless > Mindful

2020-07-2142:161

Jackie dissects Julianne Hough's morning routine and preaches the benefits of mindlessness. She also answers listener questions!
Jackie does a deep pop culture dive on all things Jada Pinkett and Will Smith, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, RHONY, Betty Broderick and Ghislaine Maxwell.   Produced By Dear Media
No Rona No Problems

No Rona No Problems

2020-07-0740:121

Jackie has a brush with Covid 19, talks Kanye West's potential presidency and reminisces on vintage Real Housewives of Orange County. 
Stars Are Blind

Stars Are Blind

2020-06-3035:13

Jackie calls Grandma Gloria to talk about her new found stardom, Britney Spears and why you shouldn't verbally assault family members at a drive thru!     Produced By Dear Media
Jackie talks about her first day out of lockdown, TikTok voice, debuts Grandma Gloria's first dance single and how you can get an STD for $4,500 in Vegas.   Produced By Dear Media 
All Aboard the J-Train

All Aboard the J-Train

2020-06-1754:03

Jackie podcasts with Jared Fried to discuss relationships, charcuterie and podcast LYFE.    Produced By Dear Media
Steel Magnolia

Steel Magnolia

2020-06-0935:55

Jackie chats Alicia SIlverstone, her husband's rising aesthetic, menstrual cycles and being ghosted by a Real Housewife.   Produced By Dear Media
Jackie has an uncomfortable and honest conversation about white privilege and self awareness.    Produced By Dear Media
Shit's Real

Shit's Real

2020-06-0533:35

Jackie talks about the scary state of the world, pays homage to the Real Housewives, discusses social credit systems and delights us with a Gloria vocal performance.   Produced By Dear Media
Rain Woman

Rain Woman

2020-05-2640:18

Jackie is feeling frisky and fun. She talks about her wedding anniversary, her OCD diagnosis, the importance of accepting your "crazy" side and does some deep housewives analysis.    Produced By Dear Media
Cabin Fever.

Cabin Fever.

2020-05-1946:23

Jackie talks about throwing fish tacos at her husband, Bachelor nation happenings, the atrocities of Venmo transactions and checks in with her bff Max..   Produced By Dear Media
Jackie showcases her allstar sense of delusion to catch up with friend Stassi Schroeder of "Vanderpump Rules". They talk about her night out with Ramona Singer, babies and how to survive lockdown. Produced by Dear Media
Morally Compromised

Morally Compromised

2020-05-0545:18

Jackie feels now is the time to be honest with her listeners and admit some morally compromising secrets from the past. She also discusses Katy Perry doing way too much, Real Housewives of New York and some run ins with a neighbor.   Produced By Dear Media
Jackie chats with good friend Heather McMahan about lockdown lyfe, their impending divorces and threesomes with puppies. Produced By Dear Media
Emotionz

Emotionz

2020-04-2141:451

Jackie checks in with Grandma Gloria, recaps the Real Housewives, expresses her new love for robot vacuums and Governor Cuomo!   Produced By Dear Media
Let My People Go!

Let My People Go!

2020-04-1444:09

Jackie shares a questionable secret from her past, gives some "Corona Glow Up" tips and answers listener questions!   Produced By Dear Media
Get a Hobby!

Get a Hobby!

2020-04-0740:34

Jackie pays homage to Ramona Singer and recaps RHONy, RHOBH taglines and how to have inside jokes with yourself.   Produced By  Dear Media
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Comments (18)

Alisha T

Jackie. I find you to be absolutely hysterical. I love your show. You put me into the best mood and make me feel like a more badass version of my self. Thanks for being real and making my days much more entertaining.

Jun 15th
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Jessica Olson

how can there be no comments on BIG DICK ENERGY??!!??!!??

Mar 1st
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Liz Gallardo

Gtfoh!!! Noo! Girl! Why?!? Really? I liked your podcast cast because you were real! You pull that Christmas Music is rapey bullshit. I can’t!

Dec 6th
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Melissa Galvan Chavez

just started listening to podcasts and I really love yours lol you say things I wish I could

Nov 23rd
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Kari Momchilovich

come to Minnesota!

Nov 19th
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Shari Urbancic

Agree with Sue. I didn't get any kind of condescending attitude from Nick at all. Plus, nothing Jackie said regarding her feeling that she is "masculine" made zero sense and I'm glad Nick called her out on it.

Sep 20th
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Sue w

Hi Jackie I don't know where your getting the feeling the Nick was making you feel stupid in any way.... I don't hear that at all in this podcast... Glad you went on his and that things are better

Sep 19th
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Walter Carter

Eat my warm bagel.

Aug 9th
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Teagan Dayton

love it!!

Mar 21st
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CristiBdoin

I started through watch what crappens, then Annibelle heard you on Stassi and Annibelle a long time ago. after hearing you on their podcast I had to find and follow you..i get so excited when I see my notification for you. xoxo don't ever stop you make me feel normal. i hate people and babies ugh. and my husband does everything for me too. ivr cooked maybe 2x in 7 yrs :) you are my friend in my head. like Wendy says "How you doin"

Mar 6th
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Krista Mundt Goodrich

Yes!!! Khole you are the common denominator!!

Feb 26th
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Korey Smith

Two things I love in this world. Pro wrestling and The Bitch Bible

Oct 13th
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Rachel Dawn David

I love your podcast! it is so funny and it helps me get through work!

Jul 18th
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CristiBdoin

You and Teddi have great convo chemistry!

Jun 22nd
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Sarah Jane

She literally puts me in the most motivated best mood. Love her!

Jan 4th
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Jimmy Hilley

I love this woman

Dec 10th
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Leila Fanoys

bullshit all relationship with a

Oct 7th
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