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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding politics, social media, and pop culture. These two are going to need all the hints they can get to solve the world's problems.
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Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the assassination of Charlie Kirk (and Ryan's conspiracy theory around it all), Doug Ford's F-You to the youth attempting to find a job, and how Caleb Williams needs to start painting his nails a winning colour. Look, we didn't agree with 99% of the things Kirk said, but no one deserves to be murdered for their beliefs, we wish the best to his children in this time. Don't hit up the Charlotte Room in Toronto, unless you're looking for a fight (or a suckerpunch). Apologies for James McAvoy, this isn't the Toronto we know and love. Tune in to next week!
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: are the comedians that did the Saudi show hypocrites? Whether LeBron should have retired after that bull crap Henny ad, and the New York Yankees being eliminated from the MLB playoffs. They bring up a Halloween story you won't want to miss (it includes dead bodies). Check out the shorts that they watch during the break, they're good ones. No episode next week, due to Ryan being on some ish. Happy Thanksgiving and GO JAYS GO!
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the side effects of drugs, how Daniel Ceaser causes traffic, and how hasn't Cut Water not sponsored the show yet. As the economy is hurting, everything is unaffordable, we can't find jobs, I think we need to start taking notes from Sheen and Diggs. Who has the worst situation? Toronto or Hamilton? We're going with Hamilton, prove us wrong. Also, what is this 6, 7 ish? Keep slingin Stafford!
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the crazy medical advice that the American Government is stating, the greatest songs of all time, and whether we can really separate the art from the artist (especially if the artist is a Fortnite player). Why do you think all of these celebrities do some wild ish when they're on top? Apologies for the missed last week, it was Ryan's fault. Him and his gout. Check us out in next week's episode (so long as Ryan doesn't cancel on us again).
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how Carlos believes highly in the psychics, the NFL season is back, and corruption in sports (and how we should all ensure we keep watching sports). Send us a t-shirt at least Cutwater, Carlos is already your best customer. Corporate Greed and the lack of empathy has brought back workers into office more and more, at least give me a pinball machine in the office. We'll be back next week so stay tuned for a potential CutWater Carlos episode. FOOTBALL!!!
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the new Cutwater challenge (Carlos lived it today), Carlos' experience at FanExpo this weekend, and relationships. It's never the right time to say goodbye, so don't let that turn you toxic. These streaming platforms need to be held accountable for actions and people need to stop streaming, end of story. This is the last week of Summer in Toronto, go make the best of it.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Fan Expo weekend in Toronto (the one place to see absolute sweeties dressed up as anime characters), Carlos's new 222 experience, and how to make Toronto a little less lonely. As Ryan defends shroom dispensaries, Carlos places the most outrageous NFL bet of his life. The main goal of today's episode is to get out there, meet new people, try new things because life moves fast. P.S. Get rid of humiliation streaming asap.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos's recent experience attending a 222 event, which kinks Ryan doesn't seem as a problem, and this Return to Office mandate the world is coming back to. NFL season is almost back and they're happy about it, unless you're a Cowboy's fan. One lesson they've learned over the years is don't give your life to these corporations, you may give love but they don't love you back. Shoutout to Coldtea & The CNE, go check those out this summer before it ends!
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how hard it is to be a teen in today's age, posting "cringe" stuff on Facebook, and how Air Canada is the worst airline of all time. How is Brittney on the unsexy list? You're telling me the lady that made the Toxic video is unsexy..crazy. Recap of Caribana via Reed on the Street (straight FOMO while watching), definitely need to go to Bana next year. DJT doing something nuts, what else is new?
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the most anticipated weekend's of Toronto every year, how our boy Trudeau is putting it down on Katy Perry, and Ryan's flying out to Cambodia to fight in the war. RIP to Ozzy, RIP to Malcolm, uhh. thanks for the memories Hulk..I guess. Shannon Sharpe, man..why did you have to go and do that. Whether you're flying at VELD, or bubbling at Caribana, there is something for everyone this weekend. **Technical Issues during the first part of the episode** SORRY, in process for new equipment.
Carlos and Ryan celebrate The Blank's 200th episode and discuss that it's never to late to blow (wait what?) up, if Stephen King was a janitor and Robert Downey Jr. wasn't Iron man until later in life, then you can still do it, age ain't nothing but a number...wow. Would you still go to the concert after your friend passes away on the way there? If it's 2pac's last concert, I'm going. RIP to both of y'all. Thank you to everyone for another hundred episodes, cheers to 100 more. We'll see you there. If you don't want to listen to the intro, skip to: 8:08.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the Government has deep pockets and can make you disappear at any moment, how there are no more classic comedy movies in the last 5 years, and how anyone who gets their palm read belongs on some people's kids. If the video is missing a minute, you're telling me Trump didn't send his goons? We are delaying the 200th episode to give you something real special. Thank you for being here on this journey. We love y'all for it.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how to beat RICO charges 101 (follow Diddy's playbook), How Charlize Theron needs to expand her dating age range, and whether Jon Jones can be considered the GOAT. It seems we have quite a bit of people ruining their legacy now a days...people, we need to be better. Check us out for episode 199 next week!
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the reason as to why they were off for two weeks, their review of the Kendrick & SZA concert, and why B Simone doesn't have a man yet (teaser, she's on some people's kids). You definitely want listen in on the story of Cheeto, we almost lost our 3rd host to a storm and the streets of Toronto. We have a lot to cover over the next few weeks so stay tuned! P.S. Shoutout to New Ho King and H&M.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the biggest beef of 2025 (DJT v. Elon Musk), Ticketmaster scalpers, and how The Dream loved Lil Wayne's girl. P.S. We bring up R Kelly a lot in this episode. Carlos has a new adventure and all he's got on his mind is summer dresses and donating to charity (Not the ones we're all thinking of). We're off next week due to Kendrick/SZA concert but we'll see you next week!
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the latest updates with the Diddy Trial, selling our bath water products (free shipping after $30.00), and knowing when to take time off. I don't know who needs to hear this..Tomi Lee's wife..but if you attempt to cheat, you deserved to get catfished. Going to be a good finals, it's too bad we won't be able to see Knicks fans celebrate again.
Carlos and Ryan discuss babyoil, drugs, and male escorts..oh wait, that's the Diddy Trial. It's a sad day when one of your 90's RnB heros falls from height but in this case, he deserved it. Ensure to tune in with each new development of the Diddy trial with your favourite news broadcasting: The Blank with Carlos and Ryan. Canada and the US are joining forces to put up a defence dome around North America, RIP to your tax money. Shoutout to Halifax, Nova Scotia, filled with natural beauty and fresh seafood, Ryan highly recommmends.
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the defunding of Sesame Street, tariffs on Hollywood, and how even in the 1930's Germany, America was still more racist. RIP to Skype, our original podcast software, many memories we had and you are gone too soon. The latest Pope that was named is from one of the murder capitals of America, I guess no one messing with this him now. Welcome to summer 2025, we looking for Sugar Mommas at Trinity Bellwoods. No episode next week, but we'll be back!
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the recent Canadian Federal Election, when is the last time these fastfood joints put out something good, and how older dudes need to leave these young women alone. We've heard honesty is the best route in relationships, especially if you're a cheater. Who is on your Mount Rushmore for Hip Hop? If it ain't Lupe's head 4 times, then I don't want to know (Ryan's words). We're almost at 200!!!
Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: Carlos actually admits defeat- he is on some people's kids today, Unc in 5, and how Ryan almost an over someone with his bike today. Hopefully Kanye gets the help he needs, we all know he needs it. There are two things we love in Toronto during this time of year: 1) Leafs are in the playoffs and 2) Summer dresses. Leafs in 5.
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