The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Rap beefs have gone nuclear, a giant hot dog in Times Square is somehow a statement on toxic masculinity, and RFK may have worms for brains. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Danny accidentally crashes a swinger party, a viral article claiming daily showers are performative may have an ulterior motive, and what’s the deal with Seinfeld’s new movie? SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Proton VPN - Go to http://protonvpn.com/ryanlong to get 1 month free w/ 1-year subscription, 3 months free w/ 2-year subscription FUM - Go to http://tryfum.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off your order Talkspace - go to http://talkspace.com/boyscast and use promo code SPACE80 for $80 off your order AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get $20 off your order plus free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs RYAN ON TOUR: Calgary: May 5, Austin: May 3/4, Auckland NZ: July 24, SYDNEY: July 25, Melbourne July 27, Brisbane: July 31, Perth: Aug 1,  ryanlongcomedy.com DANNY ON TOUR: Morris Plains, NJ May 11, Minneapolis, MN May 30 - Jun 2 Edmonton, AB  July 25 - 28, Vancouver, BC Aug 8 - Aug 11 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes 0:00 - Greenblatt Supports Protests 1:25 - Intro 1:50 - DATES - AUSTIN THIS WEEKEND! Go to http://ryanlongcomedy.com for tickets! 2:05 - Addressing comments from last week 5:07 - Shogun rules 6:43 - Ads on Rumble are nuts 10:32 - News reporting that Trump is grumpy in court 11:30 - White boy summer 13:35 - Rappers on trial 18:53 - Kanye West branches out into pr0n 20:30 - Danny & the Swingers 31:53 - AD - Proton VPN - Go to http://protonvpn.com/ryanlong to get 1 month free w/ 1-year subscription, 3 months free w/ 2-year subscription 33:00 - AD - FUM - Go to http://tryfum.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off your order 34:35 - Decrim not working in BC 42:09 - Andrew Tate’s crazy tweet 45:25 - Rizz God 51:04 - The 4B Movement 1:01:17 - AD - Talkspace - go to http://talkspace.com/boyscast and use promo code SPACE80 for $80 off your order 1:03:10 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get $20 off your order plus free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:05:04 - Ozempic causing ED 1:08:11 - Fat Taxes 1:10:30 - Unrealistic beauty standards / unrealistic personality standards 1:12:00 - OF advice reddits 1:16:44 - Crazy new prophylactic device 1:18:34 - Sexism in biker gangs??? 1:25:00 - College Israel / Palestein protests 1:36:00 - What’s the deal with Seinfeld’s new movie? 1:42:37 - Daily showers are performative  1:47:14 - Witches chiming in on not showering Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FIRE! Self-Immolation has never been more popular, Trudeau is turning his country into a sausage-fest, and the Normalize Psychopathy movement is gaining momentum. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Debator / Streamer / Gamer DESTINY Joins the Boyscast to discuss peoples “Constellations of Belief” what’s going on with the Trump charges, and how social media can immortalize craziness SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get $20 off your order, free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 free AG1 travel packs FUM - Go to http://tryfum.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST for 10% off your order Proton VPN - go to http://protonvpn.com/ryanlong to get 1 month free w/ 1-year subscription or 3 months free w/ 2-year subscription Talkspace - go to http://talkspace.com/boyscast and use promo code SPACE80 for $80 off your order ON TOUR: Winnipeg: April 19/20, Houston: May 5, Austin: May 3/4, Auckland NZ: July 24, SYDNEY: July 25, Melbourne July 27, Brisbane: July 31, Perth: Aug 1 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ryan is the SICKEST man in comedy! a big gal claims men are intimidated to ask her out because she’s “too hot” and a bizarre initiation ritual for British soldiers in Kenya SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and use promo code BOYSCAST50 for 50% off your order Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Butcherbox - go to http://butcherbox.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for $20 off your order Bakscape - Go to http://bakscape.com/boyscast for 25% off your order ON TOUR: Winnipeg: April 4-6, Atlanta: April 12/13, San Diego: April 19/20, Houston: May 5, Austin: May 3/4, Auckland NZ: July 24, SYDNEY: July 25, Melbourne July 27, Brisbane: July 31, Perth: Aug 1 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Girl-Puncher on the loose in NYC! Classic Disney movies add trigger warnings for white supremacy, and philanthropist Steven Seagal visits the victims of the Moscow terror attack. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stand Up Comedian Kurt Metzger (Who is America, Jimmy Dore Show, The Kyle Dunnigan Show) joins the boyscast to discuss Rabbi Shmuley’s latest antics, the R-word making a return, and the real root of the word “Fascism.” SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Go to http://shopmando.com and use the code BOYSCAST for $5 off your first starter pack (40% discount!) The Bolotor Podcast - Go to http://bolotor.com or find The Bolotor Podcast on any podcast platform Prizepicks - Go to http://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST for a first deposit match of up to $100 XBAR - Go to http://xbar.com/pages/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off plus free 12-week fitness  RYAN ON TOUR: Winnipeg: April 4-6, Atlanta: April 12/13, San Diego: April 19/20, Houston: May 5, Austin: May 3/4, Auckland NZ: July 24, SYDNEY: July 25, Melbourne July 27, Brisbane: July 31, Perth: Aug 1 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Long Covid is Officially Fake! Girl advice articles that are accidentally for the boys, and inside the first ever Yentacon for jewish singles & matchmakers. BOSTON THIS SATURDAY! & SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 free AG1 travel packs FUM - Go to https://tryfum.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off your order Bakscape - Go to http://bakscape.com and use promo code BOYSCAST for 10% off your order Proton VPN - Go to http://protonvpn.com/ryanlong to get 1 month free (45% off) with 1-year subscription or 3 months free (56% off) with 2-year subscription ON TOUR: Boston: March 23, Winnipeg: April 4-6, Atlanta: April 12/13, San Diego: April 19/20, Houston: May 5, Austin: May 3/4, Auckland NZ: July 24, SYDNEY: July 25, Melbourne July 27, Brisbane: July 31, Perth: Aug 1 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WikiHow tells you how to hide your boner, Gen Z fellas have a problem with modern feminism, and a hater claims Sydney Sweeney’s boobs aren’t that big. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Bluechew - Go to http://bluechew.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get your first month free Grinds - Go to http://getgrinds.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 25% off your first order Bioprotein - Go to http://bioproteintech.com and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order Fitbod -  Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription ON TOUR: Baltimore: March 15-16, DC: March 17, Calgary: March 8/9, March 17:Boston: March 23, Winnipeg: April 4-6, Atlanta: April 12/13, San Diego: April 19/20, Houston: May 5, Austin: May 3/4, New Zealand: July 24, Australia: July 25-August 1st SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dr. Mike Israetel joins the Boys to discuss Cold plunges, what happened to the World’s Strongest Man competition, and getting ripped to battle childhood demons. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Butcherbox - Go to http://butcherbox.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for $20 off your order AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off and a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and use code BOYSCAST50 to get 50% off your order FÜM - Go to http://tryfum.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off your order ON TOUR: Baltimore: March 15-16, DC: March 17, Calgary: March 8/9, March 17:Boston: March 23, Winnipeg: April 4-6, Atlanta: April 12/13, San Diego: April 19/20, Houston: May 5, Austin: May 3/4, New Zealand: July 24, Australia: July 25-August 1st SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Normalize Cannibalism! A lady with huge cans is tired of being called “she” and Vice Magazine is finally over. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to www.prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST for a first deposit match of up to $100 XBar - Go to xbar.com and use code BOYS at checkout for 15% off plus free 12-week fitness program Talkspace - Go to http://talkspace.com/boyscast for $80 off your first month Babbel - Go to http://babbel.com/boyscast to get 50% off one-time payment of lifetime subscription ON TOUR: Dallas: March 1/2, Baltimore: March 15-16, DC: March 17, Calgary: March 8/9, March 17:Boston: March 23, Winnipeg: April 4-6, Atlanta: April 12/13, San Diego: April 19/20, Houston: May 5, Austin: May 3/4, New Zealand: July 24, Australia: July 25-August 1st SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

STEROID OLYMPICS? Breastfeeding influencers are cleaning up on instagram, and Wall Street Journal says stop eating breakfast to save money. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - go to http://prizepicks.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for a first deposit match of up to $100 AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get $20 off your order, free year supply of vitamin D, and 5 AG1 travel packs Bioprotein - go to https://bioproteintech.com/ and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 30% off your first order FUM - go to http://tryfum.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off your order ON TOUR: Dallas: March 1/2, Baltimore: March 15-16, DC: March 17, Calgary: March 8/9, March 17:Boston: March 23, Winnipeg: April 4-6, Atlanta: April 12/13, San Diego: April 19/20, Houston: May 5, Austin: May 3/4, SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

OnlyFans mom gets her kids expelled from school for advertising her services on her car, Demons are sexually transmitted now, and Indiana College tries to give college credit for rope bondage. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Bluechew - Go to http://bluechew.com and enter code BOYSCAST at checkout for your first month FREE FUM - Go to http://tryfum.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off your order GRINDS - Go to http://getgrinds.com and use promo code BOYSCAST for 25% off your first order! AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get $20 off your first order, 1 year supply of vitamin D and 5 free AG1 travel packs ON TOUR: Pittsburgh: Feb 16-18, Dallas: March 1/2, Baltimore: March 15-16, DC: March 17, Calgary: March 8/9, March 17:Boston: March 23, Winnipeg: April 4-6, Atlanta: April 12/13, San Diego: April 19/20, Houston: May 5, Austin: May 3/4, Auckland NZ: July 24, Australia: July 25-Aug 1 ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com http://dannycomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

PUTIN! Bud Light is Straight Now! Macdonalds thinks they aren't for Fat Poors, & Girls are up to some very whacky shit this week. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Butcherbox - go to http://butcherbox.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST  to choose your free offer and get $20 off your order Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code boyscast50 to get 50% off and 2 free wellness shots Bluechew - go to http://bluechew.com/ and enter code BOYSCAST at checkout to get your first month free ON TOUR: Pittsburgh: Feb 16-18, Dallas: March 1/2, Baltimore: March 15-16, DC: March 17, Calgary: March 8/9, March 17:Boston: March 23, Winnipeg: April 4-6, Atlanta: April 12/13, San Diego: April 19/20, Houston: May 5, Austin: May 3/4, SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oklahoma congressman calls animal control on protesting furries, the myths of Jewish male menstruation, and John Cusack wins anti-semite of the week. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Talkspace - Go to talkspace.com/boyscast for $80 off your first month Babbel - Go to http://babbel.com/BOYSCAST for 50% off your lifetime subscription Salty Sailor - Go to http://saltysailorcoffee.com and use promo code BOYSCAST15 for 15% off your order Songfinch - Go to http://songfinch.com/boyscast to add spotify streaming ($50 value) to your song for FREE SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Blogs are getting Rocked, Girls names are boys names now, Davos Goes Wild, and China creates horrifying new supervirus, and an airplane passenger kicked off flight for excessive flatulence. Support the boys at patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prize Picks - go to http://prizepicks.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST for a first deposit match of up to $100 Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription Blue Chew - Go to http://bluechew.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout to get your first month free FÜM - Go to http://tryfum.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off your order RYAN ON TOUR: PerrysBurg: Feb 6, Columbus: Feb 7, Liberty: Feb 8, Pittsburgh: Feb 16-18, Dallas: March 1/2, Baltimore: March 15-16, DC: March 17, Calgary: March 8/9, March 17:Boston: March 23, Winnipeg: April 4-6, Atlanta: April 12/13, San Diego: April 19/20, Houston: May 5, Austin: May 3/4, ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedians Che Durena and JJ Liberman join the fellas to discuss dating Gypsy Rose, infamous medievaljester Ronald the Farter, and which presidential candidate lays the most pipe. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Magic Spoon - go to http://magicspoon.com/boyscast and use promo code boyscast for $5 off your order AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get $20 off your order, a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 free AG1 travel packs Songfinch - go to http://songfinch.com/boyscast to add Spotify streaming to your song for free! ($50 value) FÜM - go to http://tryfum.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 10% off your order SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Gen Z'ers are experiencing Menu Anxiety, sniffing women's tears makes men less aggressive, and OF Stars furious after discovering taxes exist. Extra Episode at Patreon.com/theboyscast ! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Talkspace - Go to http://talkspace.com/boyscast to get $80 off your first month Quip - Go to http://getquip.com/boyscast for 20% off any electric toothbrush, mint & gum dispenser, or water flosser Songfinch - Go to http://songfinch.com/boyscast  To Add Spotify Streaming To Your Song For Free! ($50 Value) Fitbod - Go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription RYAN ON TOUR: Dublin: Jan 11, London: Jan 13/ 20, Antwerp: Jan 15, Amsterdam: Jan 16, Copenhagen: Jan 17, Oslo: Jan 18, Stockholm: Jan 19, PerrysBurg: Feb 6, Columbus: Feb 7, Liberty: Feb 8, Dallas: March 1/2, Baltimore: March 15-16, Calgary: March 8/9, Boston: March 23, Winnipeg: April 4-6, Atlanta: April 12/13, San Diego: April 19/20 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices