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The Brown Jewels

The Brown Jewels
Author: Ralph Brown
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The Brown Jewels is a very funny comedy podcast from Scottish comedian, Ralph Brown. Welcome aboard this shambolic but entertaining listening experience, bouncing between chats with only the soundest guests from the comedy world, tales of misdemeanours, backstage gossip, pizza fantasies, unglamorous tour secrets, funny conspiracy theories, angry rants, embarrassing cock-ups, bad luck, sheer stupidity and discussing the biggest weirdos on the internet.
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Podcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - https://www.instagram.com/jmsyllart/
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Just a short episode to say that after 2 years and 95 episodes and far too many minutes of my voice, I'm calling it quits on the podcast for now.The pod will be back at some point...or it might not be. Or I might do a podcast with someone else. Who knows. Not me.Big thanks to all the guests that came on and the people that have listened!Tickets for my 2024 Edinburgh Fringe show are on sale though if you fancy coming to thatRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3In this episode Ralph talks about his new most hated person/people and what we should all be doing about them plus updates on finding out he is less important than a competition to win breakfast.Send me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3Ralph talks about travel f*** up number 475 of his lifetime. Send me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3In this episode Ralph has talks what not to say to a gun guy, channeling Connor McGregor, giving bad reviews of your own show, mental audience members talking after gigs. Send me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3In this episode Ralph talks the worst type of guys, pigeons hitting windows, letting mother nature take it's course, awful photos and 'Not reading the full information which leads to annoyance example no. 1,872' Send me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3In this episode Ralph talks about an embarrassing illness that had finally been diagnosed and a competition with the worlds “best prize” that will ruin your life. Send me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3Happy new year! The podcast is back with another solo episode of Ralph talking the best Christmas feeling, the only way to end a year and the weirdest 2023 wrap up lists. Send me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3Send me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3Ralph and Ethan talk New York comedy, big names dropping into comedy clubs to do sets, driving 12 hours to do a gig and then bombing plus loads of other stories from doing comedy and acting.Follow Ethan online and go see him liveSend me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3Ralph and Aurie talk getting fired up and dealing with hecklers, comedy festivals going right and wrong, challenging comedy shows in shisha cafes, turning social media followers into fans, having fun on stage and getting lost on Silent Hill roads.Follow Aurie online and go see him liveSend me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3Ralph and Michael talk bombing on cruise ships, going viral in China, surviving cancer but people not believing it, comedy that makes people feel uncomfortable and who is worse, the queen or Hitler?Follow Michael online and go see him liveMichael's Full YouTube specialThe Queen vs Hitler bit from the special Send me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3On this week's episode, Ralph hates on weird, honest young people and a story of late night shame. Send me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3Ralph and James talk taking drugs in church, bombing twice at a peace festival in front of 7,000 people, trying to be cool when you’re younger, being a poet to get into Glastonbury, Eating Fried Chicken In The Shower podcast and winning the top comedy award in New Zealand. Follow James online and go see him liveSend me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3Ralph and Joe talk doing comedy in a mental institution, opening for Steve Coogan, getting Dominos managers to order pizza for everyone in a show, avoiding gigs and still getting paid, having fun as a host and on social media and what happens when that goes wrong, the horror of Christmas gigs and the story of gangsters looking for revenge at the end of a show. Follow Joe online and go see him liveSend me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3Ralph and Julia talk the importance of new material and seeing 'Hoose Rice' being tried out on stage, social media reluctance, turning round a TV show in a short time, coming back to stand up and one of the best 'worst gig' stories. Follow Julia online and go see her liveSend me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
No new episode on 26th October as I’m on holiday. Back again on 2nd November. Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3Ralph and Marjolein talk chaotic stories from living from with nuns in Holland, naked gardening and being caught by neighbours, day dreaming and social fantasies, what to do when German terrorists storm the stage, Ralph tries a not so legit Shetland delicacy all whilst they solve the crisis in the Middle East and find out which religion is the best. Follow Marjolein online and go see her liveStuart McPherson's YouTube specialMarc Jennings' YouTube specialSend me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3Ralph and Chris talk mad ideas at comedy nights, hatred of magicians, recording a topical news show as major news starts breaking, the ups and downs of viral tweets and sketches from Chris including arguing in the comments plus celebrity sharing plus some great recommendations. The Watching A Film from 2004 sketchElliot Gould and Grover tweetFollow Chris online and go see him liveSend me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3Ralph and Kai talk touring the world doing comedy with Daniel Sloss for 18 months, playing iconic venues, comedians leaning into right wing views, writing new material and running with the bulls in Pamplona.Follow Kai online and go see him liveSend me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3Ralph and Viv talk teaching comedy for 25 years, being in a double act and hating the other half, compering at Yes Bar, gigging with Lee Mack, Sean Lock, doing comedy in LA, San Francisco, Bangkok, Shanghai and being the exotic Scottish person on the line up plus gigging to 64,000 people!Follow Viv online and go see her liveSend me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out
Support The Brown Jewels on Patreon from £3Ralph and Paul talk reading reviews drunk at 2am, gigging to no audience, alternative comedy, Pauls impression podcast, autism, ADHD and comedian tribute acts. Follow Paul online and go see him liveSend me an anonymous message - Right hereLeave me a voicemail - Let me know if you have any questions or things to be discussed on future episodesRalph Brown Comedy InstagramRalph Brown Comedy FacebookEmail: thebrownjewelspod@gmail.comPodcast artwork by the very talented @jmsyllart - check him out