This week CJ joins the snake for a talk about the drawbacks of getting used to air conditioning and chicken frisbees. Have a jerk to CJ's site and let him know what you think of his porn site over on twitter @uberdrivebye
Gena Levy joins the snake this week and tells her how she got her man, from the other side of the country.
This week the snake talks to a real man and is joined by Black Mark. He sounds a lot like Andrew Valentino, without the traumatic brain injury. They talk about his time in the navy and playing hide the torpedo on a nuclear submarine.
Straight out of the gay capital of Australia, the snake is joined by Eggplant Frank. They talk cricket, rugby league and other things the rest of the world doesn't care about. They give an update on their progress on the Christmas shopping.
A drunk Gil Bravo calls the snake at 5am to talk politics and all things New York. Thankfully Max G joins to talk about something interesting. Gil is full of liquid courage and goes scorched earth on twitter and comedians.
This week the snake is joined by Dominic Sin, fresh off the towel drying of Geno's sack. It's Sam Roberts wet dream as they go through pretend fighting and super hero movies. The snake finally admits that he is gone over to the dark side and wears ugg boots.
The best of the good eggs, the artist formerly known as Teamster Tim joins brown snake this week. He explains why Flatcat wants his dog dead, why the snake should drive for 4 days across Australia and why he wouldn't survive World war 3. He was terrorized on twitter after seeing Stephen Colbert dancing so he's gone private, but you can try to follow him @THollie22
Sark joins the snake to cover his famous cousin's, his lawn cutting technique and he re-opens old wounds with a former guest. Follow Sark on twitter @SARK2024
After two weeks of Teamster Tim annoying the snake, he returns and interviews his best friend Kaybee. Follow her on twitter at @kaybeethatsme1
Brown snake returns and catches up with Rickasaurus. He explains the weight loss benefits of prison food and tries to hook up with Flatcat. Follow Rick on his new twitter account @RickfromLA1979
The snake travels halfway round the world to catch up with the Marquis of Yorkshire, William from England. They discuss the snake's ability to long term forecast and he offers some advice on regicide to a kid.
This week the snake is joined by twitter's finest gentleman and artist, Gladwell Ape. Gladwell gives an update on his business and some information behind his smoking jacket. Gladwell has a patreon where he does his art and music over at https://patreon.com/HerculesHorowitz
The only sensible millennial and twitter's youngest user, Caucasian Honger pays a visit to casa de la sepiente this week. He talks about his unhealthy relationship with a previous guest and the grooming process for a 29 year old. The young buck turns the tables on the snake with his own ad read.
Becki steps into the viper's nest this week to educate the audience on how a real man and woman should behave. The polar opposite of MaxG, so get your pen and paper and take notes. Released early because eye in the sky needed something for his morning commute.
This week the snake goes behind bars to catch up with the greatest follow on twitter, @joeexotic. The man is fresh off another week of doing god's work on Twitter. This one goes long, but the producer isn't paid enough by Egg plant frank to split it into two separate episodes.
Gil Bravo takes time off from calling in to the Brian McCarthy interview show to be interviewed by the snake. Gil sounds like he does the whole interview under water and bumps into his old nemesis on the upper east side during the show. The question we are left with is; Have you ever seen Gil Bravo and Rickasaurus in the same place? Shoutout to Vegas702 for the art
The great and energetic Hack Jokerson switches from dog handler to snake wrangler this week. The snake has to strike a few times to calm him down. He gives a professional opinion on the Rickasaurus mystery and we are coming to a consensus on it. He has a pair of '94 Jordans for sale, if you want to contact him. Special thanks to FrankEggPlant for letting the vast Snake pit empire know that the episode didn't publish.
Demise who is a cat, a debt pimp and a male nurse enters the viper's nest this week. Snake opens the show by yelling at his kids and they agree the perfect podcast is 30-60 minutes, which is why it runs over time as usual. The Rickasaurus mystery gets a little closer to being solved and Demise thinks that Australia is just like Mad Max
The queen of Twitter comedy joins this week and doesn't mention Will Noonan, but gives 23 reasons why she hates Dave Landau. She covers everything from her love of Anthony Cumia to her hatred of soy boys. The Snake keeps it clean, but Flatcat drops a completely unnecessary Lenny bomb within the first 10 minutes.
Max G is in the role of snake handler this week, undoing the lessons on how to be a man from last week's show. The censored button makes it's first appearance on the podcast and the show runs over by about 40 minutes. There is a very plausible theory put forward about the mysterious disappearance of Rickasaurus.