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The Bruise Brothers Power Hour
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Josh Jacobs is Asian, Ruggs is coming back, ED Drama (0:30)Lady Ball Knowers (10:40)Guessing the Ladies (15:05)Kevin & Chad's BIG Bryce Young Bet (44:25)New Tuba (55:40)State of the League (1:01:30)Wins Pool Update (1:35:00)LB Lounge (1:40:20)
Opening Chit Chat (Mr. Miagi, Hassidic Sex, OutKast) - (3:30)Welcome to Blake A / Carter the HEEL - (12:00)Championship Tribute to Rainey & Zhao (18:00)2025 Rookie Draft Picks We Hated & Loved (20:50)Trades Breakdown (30:00)Fortune Cookies (53:00)RoShamBRO + Wins Pool Draft (55:30)League Predictions 12 to 1 + PUNS (1:07:40)
Segments:Handwriting Drama (2:30)State of the League - fingering? internships? banging? taxes? (9:45)Trade Deadline Recap (16:10)Rookie Redraft (58:00)See below for orderSuicide Corner (1:13:05)Playoff Preview (1:17:00)LB Lounge (1:44:25)Jayden DanielsMHJNabersBowersCalebBTJNixMayeLaddBrooksBuckyMcCarthyRomePenixKeonWorthyBensonLegetteTracyCorumEstimePearsallBraelonAD Mitchell
A Half-Hearted Deshaun Watson Zag (2:00)TikTok / Wins Pool Update (14:50)State of the League: A Parody (21:00)5 Worst Trades Ever (34:20)Ari's Theory Theater (1:01:30)Letterboxd Lounge (1:05:30)Beefer Book Reports (1:11:30)
Alan Tries to Trap Kevin (2:45)60 Second Soapbox (7:10)Wins Pool Draft (12:30)12 to 1 League Ranks (18:45)
Clayman's Terms (0:55)Adopted Beef of the Week (4:30)Playoff Team Ceremony (10:00)Playoff Preview & Picks (18:00)
Pillow Talk (1:00)Wins Pool Update (4:00)Nate & Don: 2 Co-Owners, 9 Quarterbacks (8:00)Cream Update / Heel Culture / Rival Talk / Reality TV (15:30)Trade Deadline Recap (39:00)Playoff Predictions (57:40)LetterBUFF Lounge (1:04:30)
Intro (Matt Canada, Fancy Fast Casual, Metrics, The Pilcos)Bryce Young SLANDERRef Talk!Playoff Team Predictions (feat: Don's Amazing Jaren Hall Bet That He SHOULD Have Won, Don Reveals His FAAB Strategy, Ari & Don Trade Naming Rights of Future Children for FAAB, Ari Admits Miles Sanders IS GOOD)2023 Rookie REDRAFT:1.1 - Stroud1.2 - AR1.3 - Bijan1.4 - Rashee Rice1.5 - JSN1.6 - Gibbs1.7 - Kincaid1.8 - Addison1.9 - LaPorta1.10 - Flowers1.11 - Puka1.12 - Achane2.1 - (Don Trades Pick for Najee Harris) - Bryce Young2.2 - Levis2.3 - Mingo2.4 - Spears2.5 - Downs2.6 - Tank Dell2.7 - (Don Trades Pick for Damien Pierce) - Zach Charbonnet2.8 - Michael Mayer2.9 - Hyatt2.10 - (Don Trades Pick for FAAB) - Hendon Hooker2.11 - QJ2.12 - Jaren Hall
Welcome Uncle Al and Uncle NastyWins Pool UpdateOne Sentence For Each TeamSpecial Guest - Kevin LinkHot or NotTuba GuysPlayer Songs / Theory Theater
Housekeeping: Pay Your Dues! (6:00)Win's League Draft (12:00)Ranking Teams 12 to 1 (30:20)Ad Break 1 (1:16:11)Segment: 1,2,3,4 (1:18:30)Ad Break 2 (1:32:23)Big Sexy Uncle Al's Lock of the Week of the Year (PLUS: Kevin's ADDENDUM Lock of the Week of the Year) (1:35:35)Theory Theater (1:40:35)LB Lounge (1:49:50)Ari's Observation (1:57:46)
Draft Recap (Hated & Loved Picks)Ari's Median Scoring RantWord of the Pod: PageantAd Break!20 QuestionsAri's Top 5 League Members to Get a Beer WithWicked Smarts
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU DO NOT LIKE LETTERBOXD LOUNGE!!!2022 Playoff Recap + Mushing Allegations (2:30)Draft Stuff (16:30)LETTERBOXD LOUNGE MEGA SEGMENT (35:40)Intro to Greg "The Omen" Sawyer - Measurables & Player Comps (37:37)Mikey Margs & Kev's 1000th Movie Review (43:36)Letterboxd Lounge Writers Room Roundtable - SPORTS MOVIES WE WANT TO SEE MADE (1:12:36)
Ari's Statement (2:20)Trade Recaps (7:40) Rules Talk (35:20)Playoff Preview (43:50)Ari's Theory Theatre (55:20)LB Lounge (1:09:50)Al's Bet (1:14:45)
APOLOGIES LISTENERS - TRYING TO GET THIS UP ASAP SO THERE ARE NO SWEET SOUND EFFECTS LIKE USUAL!Scab Talk (1:00)Locks / Fringes / Cross-offs UPDATE (6:30)DEALS! DEALS! DEALS! DEALS! DEALS! (20:45)Uncle Al's Big Sexy Crazy Disgusting Scabby Lock of the Week (54:30)LB Lounge (57:40)Theory Theater (1:03:03)
Crossoffs / Fringe Teams / LOCKS (2:00)Don & Nate (24:30)Uncle Al (57:30)Beefer Book Report (1:03:00)Ari's Theory Theatre (1:10:00)
League Buzz (0:30)Steve Rainey Special (15:00) Ad Break (40:00)Jeremy talks Goose, Daniel Jones and Cooper Rush! (42:50)Alan stabilizes the Skyyplane (1:00:00)Ari's Theory Theatre (1:08:30)Kev's Letterboxd Lounge (1:16:00)Uncle Crazy Al's Sexy Weird Wacky Pick of the Week (UCASWWPOTW) (1:24:00)
Ari is a LinkedIn Hot Girl, Alan Egg's Grubhub HQ, Kevin's longest bike ride (2:25)Week 1 Overreactions Buy or Sell (12:35)Playoff Teams Revisited (30:30)Beefer Book Report (42:15)Beef House & Beef of the Week (47:45)Uncle Al's Big Sexy Lock Of The Week (UABSLOTW) (50:20)Kev's Letterboxd Lounge (52:50)Ari's Theory Theatre (55:55)
PLEASE NOTE: FOOTBALL TALK BEGINS AT 31:40. EVERYTHING BEFORE IS NONSENSE!Mommy Acronyms (1:00)Podcast Housekeeping (5:55)Jerrick Reads His Big Announcement from Notecard (10:30)Alan's Chromeo Thing (16:00)Booker Beef Report (18:00)Ari's Brain Dump (25:00)Trade Reviews (31:40)Ranking All Teams 12 to 1 (48:30)
Recap of Rounds 1 & 2 of our Dynasty Supplement Draft (aka Rookie Draft). We WOULD have covered Rounds 3 & 4, but SOMEONE got too tired and "wasn't feeling it"....Breece Hall (8:12)Drake London (10:20)Kenneth Walker (13:30)Jameson Williams (16:26)Treylon Burks (19:05)Chris Olave (23:08)Garrett Wilson (25:21)Skyy Moore (28:43)Kenny Pickett (31:47)James Cook (35:09)George Pickens (37:51)Rachaad White (39:04)~*CHAD GENIUS BREAK*~Jahan Dotson (42:20)Desmond Ridder (43:42)Christian Watson (44:13)Malik Willis (45:44)Isiah Spiller (46:43)Tyrion Davis-Price (47:39)Jalen Tolbert (48:50)Dameon Pierce (50:00)John Metchie (50:59)Alec Pierce (51:42)Matt Corral (52:08)Zamir White (53:00)
Darude is Suing UsPlayoff Recap (Who's More Confident, Alan or Chad?)Chip MoversOffseason ReviewDEBATE ME!SOMEONE CHECK ON KYLE TRASK!Draft Order StuffHand Stuff



