The Burble

Benny & Az are back and this week is full of reactionary bits the lads crack up to. 'This Just In' returns with how the Taliban are trying to drive up the number of tourists to Afganistan, how taking out the garbage can be fatal, stonned greek lamb and how the French pole vaulter who knocked the bar off with his own could cash in on the big bucks from an adult website. The boys find out just how serious it can be parking where someone doesn't want you to park. We debut the latest segment 'A Karen Affair' with a lady that wants to pay for her pizza but needs her facebook friends to help her out, we have another round of 'WTF' & finally we discuss all the social issues on Sesame Street briefly.Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

Benny & Az are back and this week Benny rips into the Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony (and does not hold back.) 'This Just In' returns with another dose of stupidity where the boys finally have an emergency room story worth it's weight in veggies. Now when we said before Benny rips into the Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony he really does...and at length. The boys also give an update on the slap therapy master who is now charged with manslaughter, How sharks in the waters off South America are getting on the nose beers & just what exactly could the cartel be hiding inside the famous Christ, the Redeemer statue.  Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

Benny & Az are back and this week it's Az's turn to have a little rant. 'This Just In' returns with another recap of the week. Benny & Az discuss the attempted assasination of Lord Cheezel, some woman from Florida that has a strict list things potential suitors must tick off before she'll even consider bedding you - hot tip everyone - if you're male you have no shot. Az learns what a Rat Boyfriend is and why Gen Z'ers only want to bed these types of men. Again with Gen Z they say that text messages don't have impact UNLESS they include emojis PLUS you get a double bunger this week with a reading from the Urban Dictionary.Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny teams up with the podcast producer Jena in Az's absence to bring you the best of 'The Burble' pocast so far - reaching all the way back to Episode 1 Season 1. we could ruin the surprise and tell you what is coming up in this episode but we'll leave it to you to discover so of the adequate bits we've done over the years. Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/supporBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support.

This Week Benny & Az are back and be warned Benny is here to RANT! The boys give you all the news you never thought you needed with 'This Just In' with news about a controversial slap therapy retreat that resulted in the death of a woman who was insulin dependent, how a video game tournament winner got too excited and it cost him thousands of dollars more than he won, how an expectant dad literally sped to hospital at 160kmph, how a woman lied to 911 to get herself out of a date, how doctors in India decided not to fix an injured boy's leg instead giving him a circumcision. Also we go back in time with Benny & Az with audio from their early internet radio show, Benny hates on a US TV show that makes zero sense, the Urban Dictionary returns and the boys are over flavours and products forced to scissor.Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support   

This Week Benny & Az return with 'This Just In' with news about an Indian bloke who thought his wife had died and cremated her, only to have the woman show up in the flesh - she had been doing the dirty on him 600kms away, how plenty of Parisians are planning to drop a dump into the river in the Olympic host city days before the games start, how a bunch of rich people are trying to reflect the sun's rays to make the place cooler, how farmers owning flatulent livestock in Denmark are set to get taxed fur the methane they are releasing into the atmosphere, we hear from Joe Biden personally, a new weight loss solution from Will Smith & how another asteroid is on the way to kill us. The Urban Dictionary makes a return and the boys fall into a Tik Tok hole and are horified what they find.Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az are back with the wildly popular new features they introduced last week; a trip to the Urban Dictionary & 'This Just In', plus the boys discuss the Collalition's plans for Nuclear Power stations heading into the upcoming federal election, the boys are utterly astounded how the state of Michigan in the USA only just passed laws to ban Necrophilia, how Az hates self-grooming, how the size of male packages in the United Kingdom have grown over the last for years, Az reveals more of what he did over the podcast break and how he's probably on more watch lists, how a 16-time world champion has been banned from the very competition that made him famous & the boy list their two worst maths teachers they ever experienced.Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

Benny & Az are back after a hiatus that seemed like forever! The boys are back will all new features including a trip to the Urban Dictionary to expand all of our vocabularies. New segment called 'This Just In', plus the boys discuss just where the hell they have been for the last 3-odd years, Az's new weed oil dependance, Benny got married, how some dark spirit was in the corner of Az's bedroom waiting for him to go to sleep before molesting him, how an online "influencer" got booted out of the Las Vegas Sphere for ripping a bong and broadcasting it live on the net, corporal punishment in the 1980's school system, Az's cross-city office chair, how Benny got asked the weirdest questions by an eshay at the train station & finally the boys get all Shakespearean.Web: theburble.com.auBurble Merch: https://theburble.com.au/storeFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss the death of the worlds sexiest poker player in strange circumstances, how a woman in England got herself stuck in a child's toy car, stolen milk victim gets the thief back, how Julie Anthony confused a nation in her commercials for a bank, Instagram crashed and the world lost it's mind, how the major supermarkets are bring back a feature that STILL pissing shoppers off, Az won a poker tournament on pockets 2's & Az finds everything funny at the end. This episode is dedicated to subscriber Cat, who demands she gets to hear loose talk each weekend driving to work, even if it isn't polished up like a royal turd. Cat - we've sprinkled glitter on this one...ain't it pretty!Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss a bride that smacked her new groom in the face with cake at the reception and took of with her male cousin - who is also her ex, how Queenslanders are being told to stop calling Triple Zero for trivial shit & how Benny used to get scared when police would come to the school, Az recalls prank calling the Kids Helpline and being a tit in the 1990s, the boys discuss where they were the day the earth shook recently, Benny bangs on about if he was asked to do the Triple J breakfast shift & how he would have tortured Osama Bin Laden using them, we head back to the ER with another teenage boy that just could resist jamming a cable in his peehole & the boys discuss the nutritional value of a bag of frozen Pizza Pockets augmented with human faeces. Finally the boys also tuned around the radio dial at the end for a does of real radio journalism.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss an unfortunate death at McDonald's & some bloke claims he found a pig's tit in his breakfast burger, how movie reboot and sequels are going too far with the announcement of a sequel to a 1988 comedy, Jena joins the podcast and ruins Belinda Carlisle for Benny, how kids are weponising baked beans of all things, how a twisted bloke has been given 10 years in the slammer for stabbing innocent women with syringes full of seamen, how some bloke in Kosovo managed to swallow and entire phone, how 40% of people admit they would have sex with a robot, how a bloke who has been on the lam for 30 years gives him self up due to COVID-19 & how a women got phone scammed to have off her hair and eyebrows. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss Nicholas Cage and the strange place he took a date, Dicks at Hens Nights and a rather strange sex game you can buy for $69.95, how the NSW Government is limiting how much alcohol a person in lock down apartment buildings can have a day, why do the McDonald's Ice Cream machines always break and how one guy wants answers in the United States, how a bloke cut off his old fella to apparently save the world and apparently was told by his local radio station to do it, how you will pay dearly if you piss in the direction of Russia & finally how Az got caught pissing my the police when he was a drunken 16 year old. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss some chick called 'Lush Botanist' who farts for a living on the internet and makes $4000 a month doing it, how hocking your fork on Only Fans can make you enough money to buy yourself a drive in the Bathurst 1000 next year, we go straight past the emergency room story and move straight to the morgue & how if you're in desperate for root but don't have a condom you better think twice before using the solution a bloke in India did, the baby from the Nirvana 'Nevermind' cover is suing the band & the estate of Kurt Cobain for child exploitation & how everybody can join the Wiggles because they are now woke. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss how Japan missed the dingy on so man other things they could & should have included in the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics, how there was no Asian Barbie released in a new set of dolls made specifically for the Tokyo Olympics, Az gets put on another watch list for using his phone to look up a type of porn originating out of Japan, how a Utah governor is being threatened to change his surname because it is too offensive, Benny branches of into the burgeoning world of panty sniffing, how if you can't see your newborn grand kids in Japan you get sent rice & how would we do it in Australia, drug trafficking INTO Mexico, how if you wear headphones constantly you could be making yourself lonelier & should we legalise Cannabis in Australia to help ease lockdown boredom.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az talk about the Tokyo Olympics & how Jessica Fox frangered up her water craft to clinch bronze in the kayaking, how 1970's male surfers got about the business using Violet Crumble wrappers, how Chinese males are inserting eels up their arseholes to cure sore tummies & finally in a Burble first we go to the emergency room TWICE - How you ALWAYS need to check the loo each time before you pull you python out.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

The boys are back and this week Benny & Az discuss the boss of Amazon Jeffo Bezo's shooting a gigantic white penis into space, the ongoing Corona Virus situation in Australia, the Olympics you could buy on Wish.com, Az discusses his plan to un-fuck Australia, how Dominos should use their robot Dru to enforce lockdown laws & Benny has finally said something so insensitive and offensive that we just had to beep it out.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az get down to brass tacks about he divorce of Bill & Melinda Gates, how you need to check your posts when trying to sell stuff online & you're not naked while taking the pics, how a Gold Coast hairdresser is banning people who have been vaccinated for COVID-19. how people in India are using scat to ward off the virus, how coppers in Britain like their coffee stirred & Az's rant gets overtaken by Benny who is pissed about the mouse plague. Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az discuss old mate that tore the shit out of the Dunedoo Golf Course with disc plough, how Amercians need to be told NOT to fill plastic bags with gasoline, 90's cartoons...did they contain analingus? Chicago's rat problem and the feline solution, Nintendo's pricing and stupid apps for the Switch AND Az rants about roadworks.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny & Az talk about how not returning videos you rented in the 90's can come back and bite you on the bum & how DVD rental kiosks will turn into killer robots, how Az would love to see a 'Super Steroid-Filled Olympics' would run, how Benny wants to change the public perception of Anal-Bleaching for the greater good, Az discusses how he hates reality TV shows AND how Beavers have had enough of their names used in vein in lurid internet searches & how they are fighting back.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support

This week Benny, Az & Substitute Az take on the Australian Government's attempt to teach school kids Years 10-12 about consent using Milkshakes and how they should have just used 'Top Dawg' instead, Benny hates the Australian seniors Insurance ads, elderly women hijacking your favourite pokie down the RSL, Tesla has installed easter eggs into their vehicles allowing you to have the car open its butthole, Az goes balistic about British people that complained to the BBC over the coverage of the passing of Prince Phillip, a chick tattooed her eyes & lost her sight, Byron Bay residents are up in arms about a new reality show about their town being planned, naked models jailed in Dubai for getting photographed in the nuddy AND Schapelle Corby wants to be on Home & Away.Web: theburble.com.auFacebook: facebook.com/theburbleauTwitter: twitter.com/theburbleauBecome a supporter of The Burble: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-burble--3226026/support