The Burn Book Rejects

A Podcast for the girls, the gays, and the men secure enough in their masculinity. Two Rejects who can’t afford therapy, so they get through it the only way they know how: by shootin’ the shit about life, love, and the pursuit of not floundering through their late 20’s. Come hang with your girls and be wildly entertained by their antics, fuck ups, and occasional Mean Girl references.

Help Us, Dr. Love

Help Us, Dr. LoveA year later your Girls are coming full circle to revisit their Sex 3 Parter episodes. The Rejects confront their feelings, discuss post pandemic dating, and call themselves out with their own advice. The Doctors are in, let the Love discussions begin, BBs!***Plenty of profanity and discussions of sex, sexual assault, and feelings.***~Sources Cited:-https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/uk-police-receive-dozens-reports-needle-spiking-bars-clubs-rcna4304-https://blogs.iu.edu/kinseyinstitute/2021/04/21/new-study-on-post-pandemic-sex/

11-10
01:02:33

Rejects in the Workplace

We interrupt this struggle bus route for a stop at Podcast Corner, where your Girls OFFICIALLY take back their lives and drop an episode for your earholes! Being all consumed with that work-life, has left little balance in your BBRejects’ personal lives. Your girls sit down and discuss how they maneuver and survive in the workplace as women, and most importantly, as Rejects. We hope you listen to this episode on your bosses time/dime ;)***Plenty of profanity in this episode.***

10-27
53:28

Gonzo from The Muppets is a Gentleman

Kermit would be proud of this piping hot tea. Sydnee spills it all and reminds the world never to settle for less, while Artemis wants everyone to harness their pussy powers! Tune in and enjoy, BBs!**Plenty of profanity in this episode.**

10-06
30:27

Diana, Charles, and the Lizard Bush Skin (ft. Kelly Fair)

In this episode, founding Reject Artemis brings on Kelly Fair, a very special guest to fill in for Syd as she takes on the world. They spill the tea on some of their favorite conspiracy theories from the Royal Family to humanoid lizard people! Stay tuned to the end of the episode for a special message from Sydnee. Cheers bbys! It’s good to be back. ***Discussions of 9/11 and Plenty of profanity in this episode.***~Sources Cited:-Netflix: 9/11: The Turning Point-https://www.vox.com/2014/11/5/7158371/lizard-people-conspiracy-theory-explainer-https://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-news-connecticut-conspiracy-theory-education-20210322-vcnld4y7ojgjxcgtvfmwwodtxm-story.html-https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/qanon-s-capitol-rioters-nashville-bomber-s-lizard-people-theory-ncna1253819-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_conspiracy_theory-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_bin_Laden_death_conspiracy_theories-https://www.teenvogue.com/story/most-popular-conspiracy-theories

09-10
01:32:16

In The News #4: The Rejects Turn One and Fight Climate Change!

In this very special In The News! Minisode, your Girls share the best news of all: their one year anniversary! Can you believe your earholes have been enjoying the Pod for a whole year? On top of their celebration, your girls give so many quick stories of good news from around the world while tackling the BIG problem of Climate Change and Global Warming. Listen and take notes to help save our planet, BBs!*Brief discussion of abuse, mental illness, and plenty of profanity.*~Sources Cited:-https://www.positive.news/society/scheme-offers-free-train-travel-to-people-fleeing-domestic-abuse/-https://www.positive.news/lifestyle/travel/green-travel-every-time-you-buy-a-train-ticket-this-company-will-plant-a-tree/-https://www.positive.news/environment/climate-crisis-english-moor-turned-into-giant-sponge-to-absorb-co2/***Fires are burning everywhere around the world right now. California is battling the 2nd largest fire in their history with the Dixie Fire. While Athens, Greece and Turkey are tackling their own disaster of wildfires. Thousands are being displaced and losing everything, while even some are losing their lives. Please educate and donate if you can, and as always, do your part to combat the very REAL problem that is Climate Change.~Resources:-https://www.redcross.org/local/california/gold-country.html-https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.huffpost.com/entry/good-things-happened-2020_l_5feb660fc5b6ff7479847494/amphttps://kbfus.networkforgood.com/projects/53927-d-kbfus-funds-excuse-me-are-you-greek-greece-wildfires-2021

08-11
35:51

The Anxiety Sh*ts

Today’s tea: all things Anxiety. Your Rejects reminisce an anxiety inducing journey that was Greece for Artemis, as well as reveal a once in a lifetime moment where Sydnee could be a mental health ally to someone in need. Shoutout to you Fearghal from Belfast, the BB Rejects wish you well!***Discussions of PTSD, mental health crises, depression, and suicide. Plenty of profanity.***~Sources Cited:-https://www.jcmh.org/7-ways-to-be-a-mental-health-ally-blog/-https://www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/how-to-reach-out#8.-When-you-feel-self-loathing:-Ive-been-feeling-so-low.-Can-you-share-a-favorite-memory-of-us/remind-me-what-I-mean-to-you?-It-would-really-help-me.

08-04
01:11:55

Into the Thicc of Our Travels

Reunited and it feels so goooood! Your BB Rejects may not be physically near, in the same timezone, or even the same continent, but they managed to sync up to bring yall an extra special life update episode! Enjoy the…sticky…cliffhanger story from Greece, learn about what Sydnee is ACTUALLY doing abroad, and celebrate with Artemis on her latest news. Cheers to being back together, BBs!*Plenty of profanity in this episode.*

07-28
01:03:11

She's an Island Gal! Rejects do Santorini

Due to technical difficulties and overall stress levels of your Rejects, your earholes have been dry AF without a new episode. Luckily, WE'RE BACK! In this episode recorded in Santorini, your Rejects discuss all the Greek adventures on their trip so far while Artemis tells the epic story of how she almost didn't get to Greece in the first place!Enjoy BB's, it's good to be back!*Plenty of profanity in this episode.*

07-21
51:44

A PSA From Artemis

Just a quick update and explanation for your lack of episodes but let me (Artemis) tell ya BB's, its GOOD to be back and get ready for brand new content. 

07-21
09:54

To Be A Hot Girl Is To Heal

Welcome to the last episode your girls do before they officially enter HOT GIRL SUMMER. By the time your earholes enjoy this recording, HOT GIRL SUMMER has commenced. Did we mention it was HOT GIRL SUMMER yet? But for real, come hang and heal with your Girls, as they discuss their goals and encourage everyone else to just do the dang thing!*Discussions of ass shaking on yachts and plenty of profanity in this episode.*

06-23
42:12

The ‘A’ in LGBTQIA ft. Taylor Brosseau

Continuing with our Pride month celebration, your girls had to bring in the one and only TayTay to give Asexual and Homoromantic perspective as well as educate the BBs! Alongside her lizard Peabody, TayTay answers questions, gives some resources, and has your girls cracking up along the way. Tune in for that ACE love!*Plenty of profanity in this episode.*~Special Guest:Taylor ‘TayTay’ Brosseau @_two.and.a.half.dogs_ on Instagram~Resources:-https://www.glaad.org-https://weareher.com-https://www.asexuality.org

06-16
52:49

The Girls, The Gays, and The Theys!!

Pride month, yall! Come celebrate and educate with your girls as they discuss the ever sliding scale of Sexuality (see also Ep. 19). Learn, advocate, and remember that love is love all the time but especially now, we celebrate it all!**Plenty of Profanity in this episode.**~Resources:-Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston -https://www.glaad.org/resourcelist-https://lalgbtcenter.org/-https://www.thetrevorproject.org/~Sources Cited:-https://www.healthline.com/health/kinsey-scale-https://psymed.info/kinsey-scale-test

06-09
01:02:54

In the New #3: The Burn Foot Rejects ft. Seby

The much anticipated reveal of Seby is finally gracing your earholes, BBs! Listen to your Girls and Gay STILL go on tangents but also serenade Artemis with some fun news and current events! Don your bonnet, pour a glass of wine, and enjoy the episode!**TRIGGER WARNING: Discussions of nudes and feet pics, getting naked for tennis bracelets, and plenty of profanity.**~Sources Cited: -https://allthatsinteresting.com/caron-mcbride-sabrina-tape-https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/teletubbies-embrace-pride-gay-tinky-winky-scandal-120005359.html

05-26
41:42

The Burn Book Gaslighters

Getting flashbacks to Tangentgate, this week’s episode brings us to a very REAL issue and a very REAL discussion having to do with believing Victims/Survivors. Gaslighting is no joke, sucking titties is!***TRIGGER WARNING: Discussion of sexual assault, gaslighting, and victim blaming. Plenty of profanity.***

05-19
01:03:43

Zodiac Minisode: Skinned By Her Acrylics

On the FINAL installment of the Zodiac Minisodes, your girls end with quite the bang! First Libra, then Leo, and finally an unwanted guest to stir up the Astrological mix. Tune in to question your entire Zodiac existence.***Plenty of profanity in this episode.***~Sources Cited:-https://stardate.org/radio/program/2016-06-05-https://www.bustle.com/life/did-my-zodiac-sign-change-ophiuchus-the-13th-sign-debunked-https://www.greekmythology.com/Myths/Zodiac/Libra/libra.html-https://www.greekmythology.com/Myths/Zodiac/Leo/leo.html

05-12
30:05

Travels with Bae

Come commiserate with your Rejects as they recount travel stories with past and current Baes. Enjoy the traumatizing poop moments, the vacation-sex talk, and alllll the drama and stories inevitably in between! Don’t forget to pack your Mucinex for this one!*** TRIGGER WARNING: Discussion of sex, bodily functions, and plenty of profanity in this episode.**~Sources Cited:-https://www.buzzfeed.com/anniedaly/lets-run-away-together-https://www.travelandleisure.com/travel-tips/tips-for-traveling-with-significant-other

05-05
50:59

In The News #2: Josh Vs Pharaoh ft. Rachel!

Doing a changeup on you BBs for this week’s Minisode! Our OG Reject, Sydnee, has been working her peach off nonstop and couldn’t make it this week. Artemis being the ever clever Reject she is, has brewed up a plan for this exact scenario: GUEST CO-HOSTS! Rachel (our beloved other Rachel) is here to stand in for Sydnee this week and she truly brings a new dynamic, perspective, and voice to our feel-good news updates! Cheers for being a day one fan as well as a bomb co-host this week!***Plenty of Profanity in this episode.***~Special Guest:Rachel@rachelaine on Instagram~Sources Cited:- https://www.npr.org/2021/04/25/990714129/there-can-only-be-one-battle-of-the-joshes-brings-hundreds-to-nebraska-https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-egypt-paraded-22-ancient-pharaohs-through-streets-cairo-180977430/-https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/object/Y_EA32751-https://www.history.com/topics/ancient-history/hatshepsut-https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mystery-animal-croissant-krakow-poland_n_6079d643e4b001abc4dc27f9

04-28
47:48

Addictions and Pimp Suits: The 4/20 Special

In honor of 4/20, the Rejects get real with their highs and lows on getting high. From the first encounters to a spiral with addiction, your girls get vulnerable on their own experiences and how these vices have effected their lives over the years.***TRIGGER WARNING: Discussion of drugs, alcohol, and addiction. As well, discussions of overdosing and plenty of profanity in this episode.***~Resources and Sources Cited: -https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/national-helpline-https://www.addictioncenter.com/community/millennials-alcohol-drugs-suicide/

04-21
01:17:40

New Minisode: In The News!

Your Rejects put a new spin on Minisodes by bringing your week some good (and downright crazy) news! Listen to Artemis recount the tails of current events while Sydnee give her genuine reactions in realtime...and then listen to your girl inevitably fall into their usual tangents. This episode will surely make you laugh, cringe, and have a new fun fact to share with your person(s)!~Sources Cited:-https://allthatsinteresting.com/nodosaur-dinosaur-mummy-https://allthatsinteresting.com/jefferson-davis-chair~Instagram Good News Sources:⁃ @tanksgoodnews⁃ @goodnews_movement

04-14
31:51

Kinky Humble Queens

Are you a true BB Reject?A. Duh.B. Idk, maybe?C. That’s a no for me, dawg.The Rejects go down the rabbit hole of personality tests in this week’s episode. From the OG Myers Briggs, to a eye opening Narcissism quiz, to adding some spice with a BDSM quiz. Listen as your girls expose themselves, and while you’re at it, try the quizzes out for yourself!***TRIGGER WARNING: BDSM, Kink, and sexual content. Plenty of profanity in this episode.***~Quizzes:-Myers Briggs-https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test-Narcissism-https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/NPI/-BDSM-https://bdsmtest.org/select-mode-Sex Test https://sexwithemily.com/yes-no-maybe-the-list-every-relationship-needs/~Sources Cited:-Persona: The Dark Truth Behind Personality Tests on HBO Max

04-07
01:00:12

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