The Buttonista Show

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Don't Let Life Get So Serious You Forget You Can Buy Shrimp Rings Whenever You Want

This week, Jack is really letting his D.I.N.K. flag fly and I am just sitting back soaking up the sights of him double fisting shrimp cocktails in the casual environment of his own apartment. We recap our Peaks and Pits of the week, continue on the water bottle woes, tease our next live event and more.EPISODE NOTES:Jack's impressions of his dogs Franny and Granny (3:40)Nobody Asked Jack, But.. (9:15)Newburgh, NY has some serious potential (16:45)Slick's is back in business (26:00)A country mood!!!!!! (36:36)2BD is hosting a special Stewart's-themed trivia event (43:23)Meeting NASCAR driver Ross Chastain (47:42)Are we part of the problem of toxic social media? (1:07:15)

09-16
01:20:55

Kourtney Kardashian Made Herstory At SPAC

This week, we're recapping a world where Jack and Kourtney Kardashian were at SPAC at the same time and that fact alone is a lot to unpack. We also discuss my back-to-school thoughts changing as a new parent, the new 40oz Owala that has entered my world and ruined Jack's life, and breaking down some things that are totally nuts!!!!The Buttonista Show is presented by Michelob Ultra 🍻EPISODE NOTES:A millennial middle schooler 🤝 MTV music videos (1:34)Kourtney Kardashian was at SPAC!!!! (3:06)Saratoga is becoming the new influencer hot spot (8:25)Can you remember all of your teachers names? (16:30)Nobody Asked Jack, But... (20:03)We're researching vitamins over here (26:18)Peaks and Pits presented by Arnoff Moving & Storage (33:54)This day in 2BD HERstory (1:12:07)A night out at Vapor (1:21:00)That's Nuts!!!!! presented by Tierra Farm Arnoff Moving & Storage is participating in the Great northAmerican Food Drive where you can drop off a nonperishable food item to local businesses participating in the Battle of the Boxes fight against hunger. Learn more today and find a place to donate!

09-09
01:48:48

From The Bear Bus To Boscovs

Three day weekends are so sick, bro! We're spending the podcast catching up on some King Size peaks, some inconvenient pits, and recapping all the six ways to Sunday that Boscovs has come up in conversation over the past few weeks.The Buttonista Show is presented by Michelob Ultra 🍻EPISODE NOTES:What is a calorie? (0:35)Nobody Asked Me, But... (8:10)Peaks and Pits presented by WellNow (16:15)The summer I almost became a cat mom (30:20)Peeing in the lake vs. peeing INTO the lake (48:59)Honest thoughts on Hudson (1:04:25)My one find from the Coxsackie Antique Center (1:09:33)RSVPs need a questionnaire attached (1:18:14)Planning a baby's first birthday (1:20:19)Remember the Bear Bus? (1:26:00)Roast or Toast presented by Crossgates (1:31:50) Sick? Injured? All of the above? WellNow Urgent Care has you covered 7 days a week, with or without an appointment. Head to Wellnow.com to find a location in the Great Upstate.Sweater weather is better weather than any weather there is, and your sign to head to Crossgates for everything you need to enter the new season in style. See what's new: www.shopcrossgates.com

09-03
01:50:59

...Weddy For It? (Jack & Taylor's Version)

This week, we discuss where we were when we heard the Taylor Swift engagement news, the team's attempt to win a trip to Belgium and standing on unfinished business with the governor of New York State. Also, Jack's bach(elor) party pro tips after his big weekend in Montreal.EPISODE NOTES:Today was a "You'll never forget where you were when..." day (0:30)The gift shop at Cracker Barrel is a sacred place (7:12)The reason Jack is bothered by Taylor Swift's engagement post (15:33)The reason Taylor is bothered by Taylor Swift's engagement post (17:45)Remembering the World Record Egg (26:33)Standing on unfinished business with the governor (32:48)Jack's bach(elor) party pro tips (57:50)...Are You Weddy For It? (1:27:25)Getting Glizzied Out (1:42:27)

08-27
01:49:49

Two OJIs Deep

This week is NOT off to a super hot start, so we've made our way along Route 9  to record at Quality Design & Remodel for a little break in the action after a hectic beginning to our week at 2BD HQ and around the Great Upstate.EPISODE NOTES:We are going to raid the fridges at Quality Design & Remodel (1:08)This is a top-notch showroom to manifest the kitchen and baths of your dreams (1:57)The bidet is an added touch (5:55)Jack had to be a first responder (8:12)We missed the Lion's Gate Portal and it SHOWS (27:04)Peaks and Pits presented by Next Generation (28:22)A top-5 embarrassing moment in Jack's life (40:22)The final send-off before Montreal (54:00)Last call for Big Tip Energy to give back to local teachers (1:05:05)Roast or Toast presented by Caroline & Main (1:11:08)Make an appointment to visit the beautiful, state-of-the-art showroom in Clifton Park to work with the Quality & Design Remodel team on reimagining your kitchen or bath in your home.

08-19
01:30:22

Big Rods And A Nice Bass

This week, we're sweating it out on the rooftop in the middle of a mid-August heatwave at Mohawk Chevrolet. After a pretty incredible week in the world of Two Buttons Deep, we both have some pretty low 'pits' to share as we break down our own weekends while coming down from the high of the Buttonista Live Show at Kings.EPISODE NOTES:We're back from the rooftop at Mohawk Chevrolet (0:15)We're taking our shoes off (5:49)Nobody Asked Me, But..(10:01)Peaks and Pits presented by WellNow Urgent Care (18:15)Breaking down the Bass Pro Shops video series (39:09)The Buttonista needs to "loose" 20lbs (47:12)The return of Big Tip Energy: Teacher Edition (1:11:12)Granny's photo finish at the wiener dog race (1:13:20)That's Nuts! Presented by Tierra Farm (1:20:10)Feeling bleh in the 518? WellNow Urgent Care is open 7 days a week, with or without an appointment. Quick, easy, no stress — walk in or head to wellnow.com to book.

08-12
01:44:16

The Buttonista Show LIVE From Kings Tavern

This show is coming to you LIVE from the historic King’s Tavern in Saratoga Springs — our 13th live show in Buttonista Show history.Episode notes:Nobody Asked Me, But...  (0:33)Free Mich Ultras for the First Sip Club: (10:40)The B.E.S.T. part of the night: (12:55)Adding the listeners to my HIPAA: (18:55)Manifesting something very weird: (24:43)My potential new side gig: (33:20)Pin the Eggplant on the Horse: (49:57)Roast or Toast: (58:55) All ticket sales from this event were donated to BEST - an organization supporting the backstretch workers here in Saratoga. See more about their work here

08-07
01:10:40

These Two Knuckleheads Are Doing Another Live Show

This week, we are sweating on a hot summer's day and coming in HOT (as we should!) with a big announcement on how you can catch the very next episode of the show IRL at King's TavernEPISODE NOTES:A big announcement hot off the top (0:10)The next live show will be a benefit for B.E.S.T. (3:25)Do I weigh more than Jack? (5:39)A 180 on no-show socks (10:05)Nobody Asked Me, But... (17:33)Peaks and Pits presented by West Mountain (24:28)One crazy thing when it comes to happy, healthy babies (49:36)The signage forbidding dogs from peeing publicly is getting out of control (1:10:40)Roast or Toast presented by Quality Design & Remodel (1:21:19)LIVE SHOW TICKETS

07-29
01:53:59

In Case The Internet Didn't Tell You

Thank God It's Tuesday! It's a beer-in-the-office afternoon cooling down after a weekend of live music, big moves and giant water bottles per usual. We're catching up on our peaks and pits of the weekend, recapping some rather interesting stories in the news as of late and more.EPISODE NOTES:It's a Michelob Ultra Monday (0:35)Doing a full split in my cowboots (12:50)The crying streak continues (15:00)Jack's SPAC hack (23:53)Peaks and Pits presented by Frank Gallo Florist (42:42)My mom hates my water bottle (59:50)Would you rather make millions being Ms. Rachel or having an OF? (35:36)In Case The Internet Didn't Tell You presented by Tierra Farm (1:10:39)Jack's thoughts on the latest Late Night TV news (1:28:11)Death to Kiss Cams!!! (1:45:28)Check out Frank Gallo's newest location in Albany and receive fast delivery all across the Capital Region when you order flowers for a special occasion for you or someone you love.

07-22
01:55:41

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon From Theresa Caputo

Thank God It's Tuesday! This week, we're going phone free and asking some hard hitting questions about Chat GPT. We address a major elephant in the room (or actually NOT in the room) around Jack's Bachelor Party planning, close the loop on Love Island USA Season 7, recap the latest video to hit the 1+ million club and more.EPISODE NOTES:Clifton Park was Clifton Park-ing today (2:15)Peaks and Pits (4:31)What does Billy Joel look like? (5:27)A story I thought to omit (15:30)Nobody Asked Me, But... (22:28)The iCloud chokehold (27:30)Are you nice to Chat GPT? (34:00)We don't fact check Chat 36:48)Something MAJOR is missing from Jack's bachelor party plans (42:28)Wapping up Love Island (53:46)Big Creams and Big dreams realized (1:13:30)We just missed the Long Island Medium (1:28:55)Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon From Theresa Caputo (1:33:38)5 Random Things presented by Mohawk Chevrolet (1:35:35)

07-15
02:01:46

Big Creams and Big Dreams

Thank God It's Tuesday! Jack is not is usually self starting the week after a true long weekend celebrating American culture AKA pretty much just hot dogs and hot dogs only. Speaking of beef, we unpack our longstanding drama with the track, ask the public if themselves or anyone they know wants to drink 11 beers and eat 11 hot dogs in 11 races, recap The Lumineers show at SPAC, start our own cream🍦 counter, have a serious chat about tinkering, play a game of Roast or Toast and more, of course!The Buttonista Show is presented by Michelob Ultra 🍻EPISODE NOTES:Jack is hungover (0:22)July 4th on a Friday is the move (0:39)Fall vibes were felt by some (4:34)The horrors persist but so do I (8:13)The hot dog eating contest is American culture (11:33)Abbas has core childhood memories of the 'Go Can Crazy' commercial (23:42)Where can the girls from SPAC can be found when they're not at SPAC? (26:51)The shoeless member of The Lumineers (32:34)This day in history (2019): Announcing our show at the Saratoga Race Course (37:08)How many $1 hot dogs were consumed at the track last weekend? (49:42)The one thing I do when I cook a good dish (55:32)Over/under on soft serve for the summer (57:45)Tierra Farm KNOWS NUTS! (1:00:05)Serious Inquiries Only for this next challenge (1:03:40)Albany Saratoga Speedway recap with Next Generation (1:10:45)Introducing the Baby Yeti (1:26:36)Roast or Toast presented by Elements at Saratoga Lake (1:36:31)

07-08
01:59:38

How To Get Your Heart Rate To Zero In Lake George

Thank God It's Tuesday! We're back from a relaxing weekend in Lake George where we ate hot marshmallows, stared at the stars and took our heart rate all the way down to zero. Special appearances by 2BD producer Jonah and the newest intern to join the team, Abbas.EPISODE NOTES:Heart rate of zero after the weekend (1:06)Shout out the front row parking at 2BD HQ AKA Stewart's (2:06)Should I open this Michelob Ultra? (3:29)The thing about Don't Stop Believin' (4:43)LG recap presented by Tiki Tours (11:38)Gatekeeping our stay (13:55)Jonah's take on s'mores (16:28)Quotes from staring at the stars (21:00)A good Love Island yap (33:43)Another First Sip Club fail (45:22)The horse who is very excited to join the local police force (56:43)Chatting with Abbas (1:10:46)5 Random Things presented by Caroline & Main (1:25:44)Free ad of the week presented by Hoffman Car Wash (1:50:50)The Buttonista Show is presented by Michelob Ultra 🍻

07-01
01:55:10

Building A Life Worth Swedish Death Cleaning

Today we unpack observations from my trip to England and Jack’s trip to Provincetown, the importance of making family time happen, and Taylor’s stunning revelation about New England. Only Daisy Cottage Cheese Will Do (4:05)Nobody Asked Me, But.. (5:24)95 percent of the human body is covered in hair (8:30)An unexpected breakup (13:02)Recapping our recent travel presented by Next Generation (18:03)A stunning revelation about New England (27:32)What does Princess Cate wear to bed? (43:25)Jack’s trip to celebrate his Guncle’s life in Provincetown (48: 26)The importance of Swedish Death Cleaning (59:36:04)Breaking down the reaction to the Penis Game video from 2BD history in 2022 (1:15:05)My new English nursery rhyme for the baby (1:26:35)Is Justin Bieber OK????? (1:29:08)Roast or Toast presented by All Star Wine & Spirits (1:30:00) The Buttonista Show is brought to you by Michelob UlraNext Gen Roofing: https://www.nextgenerationroofingco.com/All Star Wine & Spirits: https://www.allstarwine.com/

06-24
01:54:44

Baby is an A+ Traveler and Karen Read is a Free Woman

Chasing Friday is complete and it's time for a solo show to recap my first travel experience with the baby to visit my family overseas. I discuss a few must-have travel items for bringing an 8-month old on a plane, the significance and highlights from this trip and of course receiving the best news upon returning to American soil: Karen Read is officially FREE!The Buttonista Show is presented by Michelob Ultra 🍻EPISODE NOTES:The Adirondack Wine & Food Festival is right around the corner (0:34)Feedback about the Taylor + Jack vibe on the pod (2:49)Attitude is everything when it comes to having a baby, flying, and flying with a baby (7:50)The Doona is the MOVE (19:00)The Baggu crescent shape bag is the best mom travel bag (23:27)Flying with baby (31:00)The best part of the trip was being with family (47:46)A crazy realization about the baby (51:36) The Adirondack Wine & Food Festival is just a week away, get your tickets now and enjoy the beauty of summer in Lake George on June 28-29. 

06-20
01:12:46

Good Vibes and Bad Vibrations

Thank God It's Tuesday! Taylor and Jack are recording mid-morning at 2BD HQ with a flat lid and a raised lid coffee in hand to get the week started. The majority of the show is dedicated to an action-packed Belmont Stakes recap with tons of content-worthy moments and fun times going a few buttons deep North of the Twins. Also: our impromptu Tiki Tour, releasing the latest hit from the 2BD Orchestra, a couple free ads, five random things and more. The Buttonista Show is presented by Michelob Ultra 🍻EPISODE NOTES:Stewart's coffee to start a morning recording (1:00)Butter yellow is the color of the summer (1:40)Two weeks in a row with a bad tzatziki experience (5:10)Instagram is giving us BAD vibrations (13:46)Our Belmont breakdown presented by Elements at Saratoga Lake (18:23)Going into full mama bear mode (33:37)We had a lot of fun at the 'Shoe (51:15)Team rain on the weekends (1:02:33)G Eazy's local performance (1:12:00)Debuting the song for my first...ever....MUSIC VIDEO... (1:23:42)Free ad of the week presented by All Star Wine & Spirits: Give Sashies Dispensary a follow (1:30:30)5 Random Things presented by Quality Design & Remodel (1:32:50)Get your First Sip Club merch on the Two Buttons Deep store and show your support for The Buttonista Show ☕

06-10
01:57:36

Something Fishy on Bistro Boulevard

Welcome to Episode #251 – Live (on tape!) from the only liquor store featuring a lizard, a flamingo, and an Animal Planet-worthy wine bottle fish tank: All Star Wine & Spirits. Notes:* Taking in All Star Wine & Spirits (0:27)* Is Rain a Good Thing? (4:45)* Beware of Bistro Blvd (13:00)* Jack’s Juice Kick (20:16)* Getting ahead of the Gym + Allergies (25:11)* Unpacking the Live Show (28:41)* MY Epiphany About the Bit That Bit the Dust (40:21)* A New Era of The Buttonista Show (53:16)* Jack is Moving to His Dream Apartment (56:52)* Free Ad of the Week – Brought to you by Next Gen Roofing: LifeSong Inc (1:03:55)* 5 Random Things – Brought to you by McCall, Sweeney & Silva (1:07:09) The Buttonista Show is presented by Michelob UltraMcCall, Sweeney & Silva: https://www.msslawny.com/Next Gen Roofing: https://www.nextgenerationroofingco.com/

06-03
01:28:38

Episode 250 LIVE From Vapor Saratoga

Tune in for a milestone episode #250 in front of a LIVE sold out audience of 300 people at Vapor Nightclub in Saratoga.Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:10)Welcome to Episode 250 (5:50)Where it started (9:30)Where it’s going (15:46)Going viral isn’t always great (21:45)Visiting a Stewart’s dairy farm (30:18)Going 250 years in the past (41:30)The Buttonista Show is brought to you by Michelob Ultra

05-27
01:08:29

The Buttonista Live Show's Money Back Guarantee: 4 DAYS OUT!

Thank God It's Tuesday! This is the last episode before the big 250th episode at Vapor, and we really hope to see you there. Listen as I break down my thoughts in the days before the show including a peek inside some of the content that will debut, breaking down a few weird items from the internet this past week, 7-month baby updates and more.The Buttonista Show is presented by Michelob Ultra 🍻EPISODE NOTES:Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:14)Giving the youths advice at the nail salon  (1:18)The weirdest comment on a latest Buttonista Show clip (6:20)A world without half and half is a world I do not want to live in (8:11)What even is half and half anyway?!?! (8:55)Elements at Saratoga Lake is the place to have your own space (11:15)Four days out from the live show (12:24)Accidentally welcoming a history crowd (14:50)Jack's outfit advice for the live podcast (15:20)ISO Jack's 7th grade time capsule - Attn: Ms. Blades (18:05)"I'll tell ya that for free" (19:48)Introducing the first-ever live show money back guarantee  (20:58)Baby updates: crawling and teething!! (27:18)Five random things presented by Next Generation Roofing, Paving & Siding (45:44)Baby AI videos are sooooooo funny (1:04:14)Free ad of the week presented by MSS Law (1:13:15)MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! We are so mother freaking confident you will crack a smile and laugh at the live show, we will give you your money back if you don't have a good time (even though tickets are only $17.75 and come with a free Michelob Ultra or NUTRL and a gift bag so no big deal). Get your tickets now and come out on Friday and support The Buttonista Show and Two Buttons Deep!

05-20
01:24:16

Something Always Happens Before A Live Show

Today we check in—10 days before my biggest live show yet —and break down going viral for things I’m not totally sure I’m proud of, the thing that stole the show at the gala this weekend, plus what made me cry on my first Mother’s Day.• Nobody Asked Me, But… Is this the whole point? (1:30)• Something always happens before a live show (2:40)• Cheeky Mich Ultras (5:35)• My first Mother’s Day (11:25)• It’s live show crunch time (23:01)• Am I proud of going viral? (24:40)• Breaking down comments on my viral video (27:55)• 5 Random Things – Presented by All Star Wine & Spirits (37:07)• Free Ad of the Week:
Ottavia Huang’s solo art show at Uncommon Grounds Saratoga —  now through June 1LIVE SHOW TIX: https://tr.ee/liveshow250This episode was recorded on the rooftop at Mohawk Chevrolet in Ballston Spa. Together let's drive.

05-13
55:19

The Buttonista Show Is Going To The Clerb

Thank God It's Tuesday! Intern Aaron is particularly solemn, processing the loss of Pope Francis and  actively planning to participate in all 9 days of upcoming mourning. In other news, the next Buttonista Live Show is going to be a BIG one as we take on the largest venue yet and have a whole lot of plans in store to make it as entertaining and fun as it's ever been (and then some).EPISODE NOTES:There will be 9 days of mourning for Pope Francis (1:16)Cap'n Jack is coincidentally missing the day the Pope dies (1:46)Black is not my color (3:52)Are they sipping Michelob Ultra in the Conclave? Or maybe Ultra Zero (5:22)My first Communion dress was PEAK fashion for second grade me (11:02)Producer Jonah serves freezing cold tea and B+ drama (18:49)Senior Buttonista bullies me into making poor color choices at the nail salon (24:45)Aaron watches my first-ever video for Two Buttons Deep (33:56)The most recent office Pyramid rankings (40:37)Announcing the next Buttonista Live Show venue and date (41:20)Intern Aaron is going to oversee the summer interns --allegedly (50:26)Roast or Toast presented by All Star Wine & Spirits (53:43)Men in sandals (1:04:24)Coke Zero??? Tell me about it! (1:08:33)Get your tickets NOW for the biggest live show yet as we celebrate The Buttonista Show's 250th episode on May 23 in Saratoga. Bring your friends and come out to the CLERB for an epic night of never-before-seen content, entertainment and more.

04-22
01:15:41

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