The Can Of Spam Comedy Podcast

Your weekly serving of deep belly laughs. Each talkshow-style episode is full of hilarious stories, buffoonish games, and whimsical conversation. Your nincompoop hosts Nick and Kawika are often joined by a guest and play through hilarious segments like, “Which superpower is best? Lightsaber toenails or tiny booger grenades?” Sometimes they examine age old questions like, “How do you properly eat a banana?”

EP 51 | Geraldo Rigging and Product Scramble

Finally debuting our new segment! Kawika and the Nicks get together for yet another episode of madness. They ponder the great questions of Jerry Rigging vs Jimmy Rigging, they engage in a passionate discussion regarding dish drying, and they debut a new segment where they guess a product by its instructions. But beware. There's a bit of a twist. Of course we wrap this episode up with a draft. Todays category is fictional characters you want on your science fair team. 

12-15
01:06:46

EP 50 | It‘s A Lot To Process...

This week Nick and Kawika bring on a new guest to the pod. Together the three of them contemplate getting older, plan the first day of a zombie apocalypse, and draft the things you would want if the sun were to burn out. To top it all off, their guest tells one of the wildest poop stories you will ever hear. All that and more on the Can of Spam Podcast. 

12-08
56:33

EP 49 | Rindless Watermelon and Best Movie Robots

Yet another absurd episode coming to you on this fine Wednesday. Agent Oahu (Nick Kawakami) once again joins the Poopitarian (Nick Willke) and Old Man Lopez (Kawika Lopez). They discuss using butter knives as weapons, normalizing boogers, and wrap up the pod by drafting the best movie robots. Also, theres a poop sorry. 

12-01
01:20:39

EP 48 | Reverse Farts and Tipping The Janitor

This week Nick and Kawika are coming at you as a duo, waxing comedic about a whole new set of nonsense. They chat about bathroom emergencies before a date, mull over some pandemic thoughts, and try their best to dish out some wisdom if you're ever faced with a specific social situation. 

11-23
51:49

EP 47 | Minor Annoyances and Lint In Your Bellybutton

We are back! After a few years of dealing with life, Nick and Kawika return to the pod and are joined by Agent Oahu (Nick Kawakami). On this episode, the guys air some grievances, talk about neglected aspects of personal hygiene, draft foods with undesirable bodily functions, and much more! 

11-18
58:35

EP 46 | Bipolar Felines And The Amazing Pooudini

Nick and Kawika are back as a duo this week. The two nitwits converse on topics including, dogs vs cats, getting away with public flatulence, and if we could increase our stats like you would in a video game. All that and more nincompoopery only on the Can Of Spam Comedy Podcast. 

07-23
01:01:19

EP 45 | It‘s All Pipes and Worst Smells Ever

Can Of Spam is back! With some hectic times in our midst, Nick and Kawika had to take a few weeks off, but fret not! They are back with Agent Oahu for another episode chalked full of nincompoopery and moronic insight. This week, they break down whether or not its acceptable to pee in the shower. In a "this or that" segment, they decide between being 9 feet tall or 4 feet tall. Later they try to figure out why we still fax and use paper, and to wrap it up, the guys draft the worst smells ever. All that and more on another buffoonish episode of Can Of Spam. 

07-15
01:24:25

EP 44 | Copy & Paste Button For Real Life and Wild Animal Battle

This week on the Can Of Spam podcast, the Poopitarian has invited his older brother Bruce onto the show to share in the poopocity. They break down essential oils as ignorant men, the brothers share some of their best parenting advice with Old Man Lopez who is expecting his first. Also on the show this week the guys discuss the ramifications of having copy/paste or undo buttons for life. Also on the show, they guys break down the practicality of drinking pee, and to wrap things up, Bruce shares a poop story just before the final showdown draft. This weeks they guys are drafting the biggest baddest animals for an animal battle royal. 

06-24
01:24:51

EP 43 ”Nerd Edition” | Alien Conspiracies and Taking A Space Dump

On this special nerd edition of Can Of Spam Nick and Kawika have their South African pal Bret back for some otherworldly discussion. With SpaceX launching the first manned space expedition in years, they casually chat about space exploration, alien conspiracies, other alleged government coverups. 

06-17
47:41

EP 42 | Trench Butt Crotch and Things That Make You Cringe

The hits just keep on coming. Agent Oahu is back to join the Poopitarian and Old Man Lopez for another hilarious episode. This week they discuss various topics ranging from Crocs footwear to banana eating habits. To wrap it up they have an disorderly draft that will absolutely make you cringe.

06-11
01:04:57

Show Trailer and Highlights

The Can Of Spam podcast is your weekly serving of deep belly laughs. Each talk show style episode is full of hilarious stories, buffoonish games, and whimsical conversation. Often joined by a guest, Nick and Kawika are two nitwits talking about all the thoughts you never what anyone to know you have.

06-05
07:25

EP41 | Elephant Trunk Undies and Best Animal Ability

This week we introduce a new guest to the show. Jeff is a friend of the pod who graces us with a few stories this week included one involving a thrilling poopy. Also in this episode, the guys discuss their intriguing underwear preferences and they close the show out with a draft of the best animal abilities. All that and more on Can Of Spam.

06-04
01:16:49

EP 40 | Feral Cat Man and Worst Household Chores

Our South African pal Bret is back this week to grace everyone with his sexy foreign accent. Together with Nick and Kawika, they discuss stray animals, talk about getting older, and attempt to navigate social situations. To wrap things up, they put together their list of worst household chores in a draft I’m sure you’ll relate to. All that and more, here on Can Of Spam.

05-28
01:04:55

EP 39b (Part 2/2)| Nasal Fossils and Best Jingles Of All Time

In the second half of episode 39, Nick, Nick and Kawika dive into their nose picking habits and what is considered acceptable. To summarize, Kawika has problems. To wrap it up, we have an awesome draft for you all. The guys scan their memory banks for their favorite jingles of all time. All that and more on another laughter filled episode of Can Of Spam.

05-21
38:56

EP 39a (Part 1/2) | When Your Host Attacks

In part one of this special two part episode, we have Agent Oahu back in the house to join The Poopitarian and Old Man Lopez. Together they wax comedic about some of the current events taking place around the nation and the world.

05-14
55:58

EP 38 | Building Furniture and Destroying Relationships

Nick and Kawika are back at it. In what they’d consider an every day conversation, the guys breakdown a few current events and culture topics. Some of those include building furniture, unemployment, wearing shoes in the house, and trying to be productive. All that and more here on the Can Of Spam Podcast.

05-08
01:19:25

EP 37 | Hygiene Advice From Your Plumber

As we all continue to obey the stay-at-home orders, Old Man Lopez, The Poopitarian, and Agent Oahu remote in from their respective dwellings to bring you another episode of buffoonish gab. We kick things off with a quick game of "Would You Rather" which examines the importance of hygiene vs entertainment. Then the guys cross-examine one another in regards to their bathing habits. Later, after discussing the contact tracing system being created by Apple and Google, they wrap things up with a good old draft that’s intended to stroke your ego.

04-16
01:16:14

EP 36 | Potato Boss Lady and Girthy Music

The guys are joined again by Agent Oahu. Connecting remotely, they quickly discuss their current situations before breaking down the the infamous zoom meeting with Mrs. Potato Head boss lady. Finally they wrap things up with a fun game of desert island and they draft the most iconic cars of all time.

04-09
01:02:16

EP 35 | COVID-19 Update and Keeping Dem Muscles Big

While obeying social distancing practices, Nick and Kawika have finally coordinated to record Can Of Spam remotely from each of their homes. In this update episode, we find out a shocking reality and how it is being dealt with. Also, to lighten things up a bit, they discuss the social ramifications of what it must be like to be a male lady bug.

04-02
38:28

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