The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will discovers a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of Cam Candor, who disappeared suddenly in December 2020 and so begins the search for this enigmatic artist. In the spring of 2033, Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will stumbled into an estate sale in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Rummaging through a box of discarded electronics, Will found a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of one Cam Candor, a creator who disappeared suddenly in December 2020. This wasn’t a hundred episodes of a single audio drama, no, these were hundreds of different shows dating from the earliest days of fiction podcasting in the aughts, back when there were independent podcasts. Back before the Great Podcasting Purge of 2025. Host B.K. Will embarks on a twisty, turn-filled odyssey to discover what happened to this enigmatic artist. Will talks to podcast critics, fan club members, psychologists, professors, and anyone who knew or worked with Candor. This episode features segments from two of Candor's shows: Mr. Fezziwhig Talks Crumpets and the Trump family telenovela: Bedminster! Hosted by B.K. Will With:  David Allen as David A. Person, Mr. Fezziwhig, Soap Announcer Samantha Turret as Martina Terkle Elyse Mirto as Ivanka Trump and Pippa Featherwood Mia Mollicone as Professor Lopez and Rosa Justin Mayer as Wilhelm Mannerklärer, Phone Caller, Eric Trump MUSIC (Fully licensed from Incompetech/Kevin MacLeod) Beginning of Conflict Long Note 3 Moments of Tension Unnatural Situation Gregorian Chant Vanishing Look Busy Sonatina in C Minor To support B.K. Will in the essential search for Cam Candor, visit https://www.ko-fi.com/camcandor For more information, clues, and ways to get in contact with B.K. Will to share your intel please visit https://www.camcandor.com Who is Cam Candor? is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network of exceptional podcasts. Visit FableAndFolly.com/sponsors. Who is Cam Candor? is a production of B.K. Will in conjunction with Trojan Cat Media, a Division of [Redacted] Corp. Copyright 2035 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a podcast sitcom that follows the adventures of a wanna-be actress and influencer on her journey to become Hollywood's Next Big Thing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Follow the comic misadventures of a wannabe actress and influencer as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become a star! Cast: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer ias Dave David Allen as Carlötta's acting coach and Nathan Fillion Chris Cleveland as Carlötta's Dad Brooklyn Jones as stage manager and casting director. Ann Sloan as Stana Katic Raechel Wong as Carlötta's mom and barista. The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is written, produced, directed, and edited by Ann Sloan and is co-produced by Laura Lipson. Website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Follow us on: Twitter: @CarlottaBeautox Facebook: @CarlottaPodcast Instagram: @CarlottaPodcast SFX: Freesound.org For music and full sound effect credits visit our website We have a Patreon! To support the show please head on over to Patreon.com/CarlottaPodcast Theme song composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When Carlötta's manager Dave lands her a gig at the Cannes Film Festival, it's a dream come true for this struggling actress. What could possibly go wrong? Cast: Samantha Gordon is Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer is Dave Chris Cleveland is Dr. Dirk This episode also features Brooklyn Jones and Raechel Wong. Our theme song was composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyics by Ann Sloan The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is written, produced, directed, and edited by Ann Sloan and is co-produced by Laura Lipson. Website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Follow us on: Twitter: @CarlottaBeautox Facebook: @CarlottaPodcast Instagram: @CarlottaPodcast SFX: Freesound.org For music and full sound effect credits visit our website We have a Patreon! To support the show please head on over to Patreon.com/CarlottaPodcast Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carlötta is up for a part in a new movie but the role requires an Irish accent and she doesn't know how to do one. Luckily, her manager Dave has a magically delicious idea! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave and Irish Parishoner David Allen as Irish Priest and Casting Director Aleksandra Kaniak as Bridget Mary Margaret O’Shaughnessy Chelsea Kwoka as Tiffani Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Fiddles McGinty" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For full sound effects credits including transcripts visit our website -- CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carlötta's innocence is destroyed when she uncovers a trashy secret about her Hollywood idol. Now, will she turn whistle-blower and expose the celebrity as a fraud? CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Security Guard, Harvey Levin, Sir Ian McKellen Aleksandra Kaniak as Waxer Chelsea Kwoka as TMZ Producer and Mystical Voice Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Local Elevator" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/ "Cinematic (Sting)" by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/ "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Classic Horror 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When Carlötta meets an entrepreneur who calls himself "The Elon Musk of the Colonic Industry" she finds herself in deep doo-doo. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Newscaster, Guy Pence, Vladimir Hamsandovich, 3 Pervert Suitors Vivia Armstrong as Agent Longher Ryan Manuel as Agent Harter, Om-ing Yogi Chelsea Kwoka as Tiffani Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carlötta may be headed to prison if the FBI can make their case! One problem though - she swore off jumpsuits ages ago! Federal crimes maybe, but fashion crimes? Not this fashionista! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Guy Pence Vivia Armstrong as Agent Longher Ryan Manuel as Agent Harter Chelsea Kwoka as Newscaster Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carlötta gets a job with a Hollywood celebrity but suffers another stinging humiliation under his employ. Is this the kiss of death to her dream of becoming of star? Will she say ta-ta to La La Land and head on back to Jersey? CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Dominick Baggadonitz Karen Law as Waze App Voice, Housekeeper Heidi Strock as Giggle App Voice Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeon ((https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carlötta lands a gig working for Khloe Kardashian and comes face to face with her idol. It will be THE moment that makes or breaks Carlötta's career. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Bruno, Snobby Party-Goer, Matthew McConnaughy Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian, Server, Party-Goer Justin Mayer as YaYa, British Newscaster Heidi Strock as Giggle App Voice Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeon (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to our sophomoric season! Carlötta must grapple with the newfound perils of celebrity and decides this fame thing is gonna-be a total no-brainer! Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as a whole bunch of characters Season Two theme song composed and sung by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carlötta wakes up and finds herself accidentally famous! With her manager/landlord Dave off the grid (perhaps permanently?) Carlötta must grapple with her new-found celebrity alone. What's a diva to do?!? CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Dame Pickles, Nigel Pillow, Dominick Baggadonitz Victoria Hansen as Willow Dinge. Tim Lanterman as Production Assistant, Fan Ann Sloan as Great Grand Mimzie Pickles, TV Show Director Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Co-produced and Edited by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian.Lyrics by Ann Sloan "News Theme" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Scheming Weasel (faster version)" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Tango de Manzana" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When Carlötta Beautox gets invited to the Oscars, finding a dress for her red carpet debut will prove to be a challenge. Plus, Carlötta decides it's finally time to settle down and find that special someone to share her life with! Adulting is hard! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Carlötta Blowtox, Assistant #1 Victoria Hansen as Assistant #2 Justin Mayer as YaYa Ann Sloan as The Crabs Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC:"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)            “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian.Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Circus Waltz" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Tango de Manzana" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Wagner Bridal Chorus - piano" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carlötta's dreams are all coming true! She's walking the red carpet and on the arm of a movie star. Plus, she's wearing an Oscar dress that out-Gagas Gaga. It's perfection...until she has a run-in with a major Hollywood celebrity. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as Maria Mimosa  David Allen as Reporter 1, Production Manager, Crash Dashman Justin Mayer as Faye Dunaway Rachel Wong as Basic Amy  Hallie York as Reporter 2  Ann Sloan as The Crabs, Betty White, Oscar Announcer Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Circus Waltz" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cinematic (Sting)" byTwin Musicomis licensed under a Creative Commons Attributionlicense (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist:http://www.twinmusicom.org/ "Pop Goes the Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "News Theme" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/ "Scheming Weasel (faster version)" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Evening Melodrama" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits and transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Introducing "Pillow Talks" -- an interview mini-show hosted by the almost-Pulitzer Prize winning critic, bon vivant, and once-relevant bloviator Nigel Pillow. "Pillow Talks" gets intimate with some of the more fascinating characters who move through Carlötta Beautox's world. CAST: David Allen as Nigel Pillow Ann Sloan as The Hermit Crabs Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: News Sting by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices