The Cheerio Small Podcast

How can something as simple as poker pertain to your social life? Idk? Listen to the podcast don't ask me!! Little do you people know Im not Mak or Dakota. I simply get paid an unreasonable sum to write these descriptions. Im also pretty sure that neither of them ever read the descriptions they pay me to write, because they are rarely at all about the podcast. The reason being, and lean in close for this one, I never listen to more than 10 minutes of their uneducated ramblings. Now don't tell anyone, please and thank you. I'm not about to throw away the three thousand dollars an episode wage I'm easily earning in the 5 minutes it takes me to write this shit. However to you I want to be honest. My name is Reginald Berkshire. Im from the Netherlands, and if you enjoyed this podcast description send me an email @ cheeriosmallpod@gmail.com or any of the other descriptions. make sure to write in the subject section "to Reginald". Don't worry I also run the Gmail Account for these imbeciles. Another five hundred a week in my pocket isn't a thing to complain about though. Anyways this is me (Reginald) being honest with you. thank you for reading!!   Email - Cheeriosmallpod@gmail.com Tik Toks - @Cheeriosmall @Cheeriosports YouTube - @DakotaSyme

Tea is herb water, and coffee is bean water. these are facts. You have to accept them or live in ignorance. First comes denial "no there's more to coffee and tea". No its just water. Boiling water in leaves and beans. You may start to get angry. its understandable, we've talked these drinks up so much as a society, and to find that they're just random stuff boiled is angering. after the anger passes you'll want to go back. you'll bargain "Can't I just have a "Starbucks Frapaccino"? I don't even want coffee or tea anymore. Just so much sugar I forget about the fact that coffee and tea are a lie." This will directly lead you into a state of deep depression "why oh why! why did no one tell me sooner". This portion is often the longest, and may seem the most hopeless. You must know. You can't live in ignorance. BEAN WATER PLANT WATER. Its okay I promise... It'll be okay. At the point when it starts to feel like you're finally climbing up the hill you see the light. You'll buy a cup of straight black coffee or brew yourself a cup of unaltered Tea. The sip you take will taste as if god blessed your very mouth. At this point true and beautiful acceptance will occur, and only then will you know the true power of random things boiled in water. "Oh tea, oh Coffee! what a blessing" Email - Cheeriosmallpod@gmail.com Tik Toks - @Cheeriosmall @Cheeriosports  YouTube - @DakotaSyme  Resource(pomofocus) - https://pomofocus.io

In this one we talk about Cats! just like every episode... but anyway I wanted to use this time to talk about Egypt. Did you know that Cleopatra was closer to the invention of the iPhone than the pyramids? isn't that the craziest garshed darned thing you've ever heard? I learnt that on Tik Tok.  By the way follow our Tik Toks plz. Have you ever seen Cleopatra with Elizabeth Taylor? That movies four hours long. Why does no one talk about how disgusting that is? Elizabeth Taylor was married eight times. eight! After the third or fourth I'd just be done, wouldn't you? Well not Elizabeth, quantity over quality or something idk. Imagine being the eighth guy? like? you have to know where this is going? If you ask someone how many times they've been married and they say SEVEN! You can't just say "oh okay that makes sense". I want to hear that conversation... oh, uh, follow and email us and enjoy the episode!!   Email cheeriosmallpod@gmail.com TikToks  @cheeriosmall @cheeriosports

In this podcast we go through every high and sadly every low. Tears, laughter, anger, joy, we have it all in this one episode! Yes some may gripe about the loud mouthed chair (we won’t have him back, I’m sorry) squeaking about the intricacies of political gerrymandering, which for reasons that don’t fully make sense he insists on it being a positive thing for America, BUT I promise if you get past that rude guest our information on helping yourself in this hard scary world is worth it. I promise. This is why Mak usually does the description, Jesus...

Come one, come all, to episode 3 of the Cheerio Small Podcast. Many people look down on those who over-indulge in the pleasurable things in life, but this episode is an exception. This episode delves into the heartbreak of human error as experienced by Dakota and Mak. Followed by a heroic conquering of said heartbreak and the rapid redirection into a passionate overview of the psychology of sports, the intricacies of alcohol, and the process of developing a creative ritual.  We made an email! Email us questions, critiques, suggestions, or whatever you like (appropriately)... please