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My podacast is the best one. Wimen love it because of my yumor. Download it you peesa garbage.
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Bell tells of the time Rich Vos was unkind to him. Thank God for quick wit, as Doug strikes back. Doug also recalls quips he shared with Quinny and breaks the news about the big tour with Doug, Colin, Bobby and Rich - THREE CARDS AND A BELL. Doug also gets choked up recalling the romantic medleys of John Hinckley.
Bell spins an epic yarn about meeting Kim Kardashian on social media and realizing she's fallen on hard times. It's Bell to the rescue as he hurries to aid her financially at her new day job. Doug also falls for Jeanette from the car rental company. An episode chock full of romance.
In a star-studded episode, Bell remembers some of his funny stand up routines. And the time Angie Jolie is in the crowd and Bell took no prisoners. Kate Beckinsale makes an unpleasant cameo. He bumps into Derek Jeter and Don Mattingly in a restaurant and winds up in litigation.
Doug is out for a romantic supper which is spoiled by the Wu Tang fellows being such fans. Bell also seizes the moment to pitch and idea to Joseph Gordon-Levitt and bumps into Dave Grohl at a concert, demanding to know who Dave's favorite drummers are.
Chock full of space jokes, Bell regales us with when he met a hotty at the planetarium and also met Neil deGrasse Tyson. Hopefully, he doesn't lose his patience with Dougie. Doug also meets (has run ins) with Michio Kaku and the cranky Buzz Aldrin.
Episode 46 will honor the 46th President of the US, Donald Trump! Bell tells the story of performing as a conservative comic at Mar A Lago. He was a hit and even got to interact with Clint Eastwood.
Doug bumps into Aaron Judge and tells an innocent white fib to get a ball signed. He also breaks out his world famous Morgan Freeman impression as he recounts their Oscar talk in the elevator. Doug also councils Tom Brady with love advice.
Bell meets fellow icon Kanye West to discuss recent controversies and teaches Ari Shaffir to be more woke. Bell also attempts to pass along his wisdom to Dave Chappelle, who listens to the wrong people unfortunately.
ZAC IS MEAN SPURETED

ZAC IS MEAN SPURETED

2023-03-0656:331

Zac Amico comes in hot and fires out a multitude of mean-spirited jokes. Chip generously showed Mike Rainey how to market his new book Percs by doing a beautiful reading. Lyle also offers to help Kerryn message her dishy trainer. Kerryn also discussed her 'expansion' and Xia admitted she needed a 'reduction'.
NUT BUTTER

NUT BUTTER

2023-02-2658:43

Ralph Sutton makes a triumphant return with his homemade pecan butter. Everyone tries it except Chip, who is convinced there are unseemly ingredients. Flutesy becomes interested in Twitch streaming and is convinced a vegetable snack stream would be a terrific idea. Mike Figgs tries the nut butter and makes the correct assumption it would be better if served on Flutesy's toes.
GHOST DESK

GHOST DESK

2023-02-1958:52

Chip interviews Duane Scott Cerny,  who sells the furniture of dead people. They bond over ghosts, since Lyle has travelled through many realms. They are also joined by Ming, Bryan Johnson and his best gal Maribeth, who were late because they decided to detour through Brooklyn. They discuss the Flash trailer. Ming discusses feet and being a good boy. Chipperson sexily describes foot calluses.
QUICK FEEL

QUICK FEEL

2023-02-1254:37

Danny K rejoins the program and displays amazing chemistry with WhateverAmy. Chipperson does a quick feel of Xia and Amy both and the results are steamy. Dave Temple returns and a therapist is on Zoom.
WITCH HANDS

WITCH HANDS

2023-02-0501:00:27

Addiction expert Joshua joins the show and he and Lyle bond over addictions to pekka tuggin. Mike Cannon and Brendan Sagalow are not convinced and feel that the spouses should shut up and deal with it. We find out what Mike does when he enters a hotel room. Stacey Prussman joins as well. We look at Xia's hands and decide they should be holding a flying broom.
JUGGLE THIS

JUGGLE THIS

2023-01-2950:24

Chip is joined virtual by Niels Duinker, a juggler. A fascinating conversation about juggling follows suit. Zac Amico returns and helps welcome Dave Caggiano, a funny comic from Boston who tells firefighting stories. He and Chipperson are birds of a feather.
DYLAN'S LINT

DYLAN'S LINT

2023-01-2255:42

Kerryn finally decides to show up and updates everyone on her dating life. Of course there is a new notch in the belt. Dylan also returns and updates us on his belly button, which is a confirmed linty disaster. Xia once again dresses in a manner which Lyle finds unbecoming.
A COUPLE OF ALPHAS

A COUPLE OF ALPHAS

2023-01-1501:04:05

Mickey Gall makes his first appearance on the Podacast and is in awe of Chipperson. They talk about fighting as only a couple of fighters can. Mickey admits his prowess with women is all based on The Way of Chipperson. Mike Cannon can only watch as two alphas slowly circle each other in an arena of halaretty. Amanda Gale also makes a debut and discusses her ex who has a lot of things that are big.
SMELLY BONG

SMELLY BONG

2023-01-0859:591

Daniel, Flutsie and Dave Temple all return to the Podacast. We come to find out Daniel has no veins and it disturbs Lyle. Chip reveals how creative he is at making bongs. Flutsie disappoints everyone by admitting she does not enjoy being handcuffed.
HAPPY 2023!

HAPPY 2023!

2023-01-0848:18

Shannon and Zac join Chipperson and Xia (who is late and disciplined for it) for the final show of 2022. Experience the countdown LIVE with Chip as he deep dives into why Shannon now has a new cohost. Chip also discovers that he hasn't been nominated for an AVN award and feels slighted.
MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL

MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL

2022-12-1858:49

Geno and Keanu appear with Chip to cement their relationship to the world. Keanu has phone issues which Ian tries compulsively to fix. We learn that she was kidnapped by Big A and that Geno likes to purchase photos from Keanu. Everyone debates the meaning of morning constitutional. Chip and Geno discuss football like experts, Geno proves he is mentally ill while watching football.
TAMI KLURDZZ

TAMI KLURDZZ

2022-12-1152:14

Chrissie Mayr and Brendan Sagalow join the show in an episode taped right before Skankfest. Chip demonstrates his machine gun fingers as the gang discusses how useful fingers are. Chip does a Raging Bull reference that goes nowhere. Chip also shows off his woke lingo to the delight of everyone. Tami Klurdzz is finally spoken about.
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Comments (50)

Gary Bushwell

I guess Bell finally convinced him to do it...

Feb 3rd
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Gary Bushwell

oh great thanks for gracing us bell....

Jun 15th
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Gary Willis

is chip off the air I'm going crazy with out my fix of chiperson

May 1st
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Leon Peasley

the perfect line up. thank you.

Apr 21st
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Richard Goulet

chips hung like a tuna can

Nov 3rd
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Christopher Woods

where is chip

Aug 29th
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Jason Frederoski

How do I get just chip pod? Can't stand this Doug guy

Aug 26th
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Zank Frappe

These girls aren't vapid enough.

Jun 19th
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Andrew Hennings

Dr. Rhodes needs to hit the road if ya know what I mean babe.

May 24th
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Andrew Hennings

This is one of my fav episodes. Gilbert was always amazing. RIP GG

Apr 13th
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Aaron Wiebe

I've had sex with db

Mar 3rd
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Andrew Hennings

The fact that I got to listen to chip sing not one but two songs from my favorite movie of all the time Clockwork Orange this might be the greatest chip chipperson episode ever.

Feb 1st
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Gary Bushwell

Doug Bell ssssssttinks

Jan 31st
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Zank Frappe

38:21 chip cracks himself up

Oct 17th
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Dustin Cruz

waiting for the day I see someone comment on this saying... "uhhh what is this"

May 12th
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Alan Watson

#107 is woeful. Why that fifi sounds like a prepubescent boy is beyond me, but couldn't listen to it

Apr 26th
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Kenneth Lea

fuck... they were both in Footloose. dummies

Nov 3rd
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bob caygeon

This is akwardly unfunny. Norton was once funny, talking about yellow discipline from black hookers.

Jun 27th
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Tom Hill

wtf is Ant doing with his voice and why?!! he's totally reminding me of that homeless crackhead guy a few years back that had the silky deep radio voice. maybe there's a common theme there somewhere 🤷🏻‍♂️

Jun 9th
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Gary Willis

what is up is Chipa ok ? 3 weeks with out a podacast

Feb 25th
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