The Chrissie Swan Show

Queen Mary has responded to backlash in response to her daughter’s wardrobe at a festival over the weekend. Plus, Meghan Markle’s got more content out and Chrissie has vowed to watch it for us all… (00:00) Queen Mary is a Cool Mum! (03:08) The other royals update (05:00) Katy Perry's Lifetimes Tour is a Hit!  (06:30) Jacob Elordi is BACK        See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The news of Pam and Liam’s relationship being just for PR has really rocked Chrissie and Jack’s world so they’ve now declared love is dead and they’re asking you for examples. In other concerning news, Brisbane Broncos player Reece Walsh has revealed that he drank water from a toilet…we ask the plumbers of our community what the go is with this - is this okay or not okay?! (00:00) Jack's been cheating on Chrissie!  (01:35) Gratatuesday...but it's a terrible Tuesday (05:35) Reece Walsh drank out of a toilet... (13:55) Chrissie's Clickbait #2 (19:45) Chrissie's Quizzie (24:50) LOVE is DEAD (35:15) Chrissie's Clickbait #2              See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack's man and the country's man too, Jacob Elordi has received a 13-minute standing ovation for his performance in the upcoming Frankenstein film. Plus, we're still talking about the album cover aheas of Sabrina Carpenter's new album that's come out over the weekend! (00:00) Jacob got a how an ovation for how long?! (03:10) Man's Best Friend: Do we like it?  (06:30) Snoop Dog Addresses his recent same sex couple comments  (09:45) A CEO stole a young kid's hat at the US Open...      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Today Show’s Sarah Abo joins Jack whilst Chrissie is OOO! So we’re opening up the phone lines and asking, what do you want to know about Sarah? Sarah wants to know what the deal is with crocs and why people above a certain age (aka double digits) are still wearing them? Plus, she teaches Jack a new word, Funty! (00:00) Sarah Abo's New Role...Playing Chrissie!  (02:00) Say Gday! (06:45) Sarah's take on Crocs! (14:30) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (21:15) Chrissie's Quizzie! (25:25) Is Faunty a thing?  (30:20) 'Put Your Headphones On!" (35:00) Chrissie's Clickbait #2            See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Denzel Washington has revealed that despite being in a few blockbusters, he actually doesn't watch movies. Plus, we get the first look at our Shortcut Queen's cookbook coming out in October! (00:00) Billie Eilish is coming out with a....uno? (ooo-no? you-noo?) (02:56) Would you tell someone to turn their music down on the train?  (04:25) Denzel doesn't watch...movies?  (06:00) We've got the first look at 'The Shortcut Queen'!      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got on more Friday left to log those steps and donate to help restore sight to someone who is needlessly blind, and change their life forever! We’re asking what your friend does a few wines deep, finding out what Chrissie’s latest Facebook Marketplace find is and scrolling through our big bag of letters (aka DMs) to find out what you’ve been saying this week! (00:00) What's on for the weekend?  (06:00) The Hollywood Reject Dinner Party (10:00) What does your friend do after 6 wines?  (13:10) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (18:25) Chrissie's Quizzie  (22:40) What's Chrissie's latest FB Marketplace find?  (27:15) Chrissie's Correspondence  (32:30) Chrissie's Clickbait #2              See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Poor Cardi B (and her wigs!) has appeared in court this week where she was asked if she knew what an altercation was after a run in with a security guard. Plus, we've got more spoilers from The Devil Wears Prada 2! (00:00) The Backflipper has covered Adele!  (01:40) Cardi B is in a little bit of trouble (03:40) We've got ANOTHER Devil Wears Prada 2 sneak peak!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some sneaky paps have scored the moment Kim Kardashian took her daughter North West to the Colosseum in Rome and North’s face says it all, she’s not impressed. It’s a similar scrunched face to Chrissie’s daughter that time she took her family to see the row of houses on the hill in San Francisco and Peg said…”is that it?” So, where’d you take your kids that they weren’t too impressed about? Plus, what opinionated comment have we got for you today! (00:00) Chrissie's back on her AusPost BS! (01:15) North West looks VERY unimpressed with The Colosseum (05:30) What tourist attraction did your kids hate?  (09:50) We've got a Tay Update! (14:30) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (19:30) Chrissie's Quizzie  (23:45) Swan's Sweeping Statements! (32:50) Chrissie's Clickbait #2            See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dive deeper behind the ring that’s got Taylor off the market! Plus, speaking of things off, Millie Bobby Brown has freed the nip. (00:00) I suppose we're going to talk about Taylor (01:20) Millie 'Booby' Brown  (04:40) Kris Jenner is on the cover of Vogue! (06:30) Taylor's ring!        See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Of course we’re going to talk about it…Taylor and our mate (gronk!) Travis are finally engaged. Whilst we thought maybe it would come a bit later, we’re absolutely all about it. And because today was all about the Girls & the Gays, we discuss ex-AFL player Mitch Brown announcing he identifies as a bisexual man…but there’s a twist in the story that gets us thinking…have you experienced a case of mistaken identity? (00:00) Where's Chrissie?  (02:30) Mystic Chrissie is in the studio  (06:15) An AFL players has identified has a bisexual man  (10:10) But there's a twist...have you experienced mistaken identity?  (15:30) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (23:15) Chrissie's Quizzie (27:20) Tay Tay is going to be a wife! (29:40) Does your family like your partner better than you? (35:20) Chrissie's Clickbait #2              See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kim Kardashian and her daughter have copped some online backlash for their wardrobe choices on a dinner out in Rome. Plus, Billy Ray has produced some real *fromagerie* over his daughter, Miley’s latest song. (00:00) Billy Ray Cyrus' new post... (01:45) Kim Kardashian's daughter criticised!  (04:10) Lil Nas X is OUT and ABOUT!  (06:10) Selena & Benny's Last night out!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While it’s International Dog Day, we know that dogs get all the praise especially on days like today…so we’re flipping the script! After Chrissie’s cats have become well accustomed to socks for snacks, we want to know when are your pets a$$holes?! Plus, Chrissie comes to us with another ‘unhinged’ moment and she wants to know if she’s been ghosted… (00:00) Why does Jack sound like that?  (01:40) It's Gratatuesday!  (06:20) International Dog Day (14:15) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (19:05) Chrissie's Quizzie (23:10) Is Chrissie Unhinged for this?  (36:15) Chrissie's Clickbait #2              See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re loving all the new couples in the air, especially a new one that’s come about over the weekend, Harry Styles & Zoe Kravitz! Plus, we finally know what Chappell Roan’s new single ‘Subway’ is about. (00:00) There's a new love in the air! (03:30) What is 'Subway' about?  (05:35) The Block is a buzz!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A couple in the UK have charged their guests to attended their wedding, having guests select & purchase packages with tickets, access to Wedding day festivities, a rehearsal charity dinner plus more (depending on the package you choose mind you!). Chrissie says that if she has to pay, she’s not going and this extends to destination weddings. Plus, Britney Spears has revealed she’s going to start charging to view her content and Jack & Chrissie are ready to pass over their credit card!! (00:00) How was your weekend!  (07:00) They charged their guests for their wedding!  (17:40) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (23:15) Chrissie's Quizzie  (28:25) Would you pay for Brittney Spears' content?  (37:05) Chrissie's Clickbait #2        See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adam Scott has revealed that he nearly gave acting away after landing a role on HBO's Six Feet Under. Plus, we find a Reddit thread about letting friends crash at yours and want to know the proper guest etiquette.  (00:00) Adam Scott on nearly quitting acting  (03:00) Chrissie's found a confusing article about Helen Garner & Dua Lipa  (04:30) What is your take on guests?    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie finds out that there's a party for someone in the office happening on the weekend and everyone's invited...but her! So, she decided to confront the source head on to determine why she wasn't invited despite lots of celeb friendships having an age gap! Plus, we go through what you've been saying online this week! (00:00) Chrissie's not invited to Macey's Party... (02:30) Say G'Day! (06:10) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (10:40) Chrissie's Quizzie  (15:30) Chrissie confronts Macey (19:10) Chrissie's Correspondence  (23:35) Chrissie's Clickbait #2        See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Post Malone has stripped down for the latest campaign with skims and Chrissie’s on board! Plus, Emily in Paris Season 5 is coming and Jack’s still frustrated from last season. (00:00) BTV Festival line up is out! (01:10) Post Malone has takin' it all off baby! (03:50) Emily in Paris...babe get back to Paris! (04:40) Dakota Johnson has an odd friend!      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A festival line up was announced today so naturally Chrissie and Jack had a look, but decided they’d need something reallllll big to get them to a festival, for Chrissie it’s George Michael, but our mate Tim Blackwell said they couldn’t hack it! Plus, Chrissie delivers a sweeping statement (hint: it’s a very loose one) that makes Jack think she’s lost the plot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Talking to Amy Poehler on her podcast ‘Good Hang’, Aubrey Plaza has opened up about her husband’s passing in January this year. Plus, Brittney Spears has jumped on the sourdough train just like Taylor! (00:00) Aubrey opens up about grief  (03:05) Jillian Michaels was not on 'Fit for TV' (05:30) Nate Byrne has posted a letter...re his haircut! (08:25) Brittney's got on her easter eggs!      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After 33 years on our screens and in Summer Bay, Irene (Lynne McGranger) left Home and Away last night and we had a feeling we might have a few unhappy listeners still recovering. So, we opened up our very own grief hotline to comfort some very sad Home And Awayers! Plus, Jack’s still being stubborn about ChatGPT so Chrissie’s pulling out the big guns to get him on board! (00:00) Chrissie's starting a new era (02:15) Mystic Chrissie (06:05) Our Irene Grief Hotline is Open!  (15:10) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (22:10) Chrissie's Quizzie (25:53) Will Jack change his stance on ChatGPT? (36:30) Chrissie Clickbait #2        See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.