The Chrissie Swan Show

Chrissie and Jack discuss what their weekend plans are and it seems like there’s not much on, but Chrissie says otherwise because her daughter Peg has decided she wants to rearrange her bedroom and Chrissie is beside herself with excitement. But, TODAY is THE day that we call our winner of our Watch & Win with Big Brother and we’re sending someone to the Gold Coast to see a live eviction for themselves. (00:00) - It's time to go... 01:40 - What's on for the weekend? 06:39 - Chrissie's FINALLY rearranging Peg's room 11:32 - Who's going to the GC for a Live Evicition? 14:12 - Chrissie's Quizzie 17:29 - Chrissie's Creatures of ChristmasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That’s right, we’ve got the OG voice of Big Brother, Mike Goldman in the house to give us an insight into what it was like to get the call up again and what his day to day looks like once he said yes. Plus, we test his knowledge on how well he can remember past BB housemates with a game we’re calling ‘Whose voice, Mike?’See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack’s parasocial relationship with Jacob Elordi is being tested because a photo of his handwriting has been revealed and it’s just not it, he really should learn to write with his hands or renounce your pen license sir! Plus, Britney’s up to no good yet again and we’re concerned we’re on the verge of another Britney moment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A discussion has erupted after Bruce from Big Brother had a conversation with fellow housemate Coco about where they look when they look at someone and we just had to go around and ask the office what the verdict is and safe to say some of the team shocked us! Plus, we need to know what you absolutely have to take to the grave? Is there a secret that absolutely can’t see the light off day? (00:00) Chrissie's late, but for a very good reason!  (00:56) A code of secrets has been broken 05:24 - What secret are you taking to the grave? 10:45 - Watch & Win the last $1,000 with Big Brother! 13:51 - Do you look people in the pupils? 15:00 - Chrissie's Quizzie 17:52 - We're sweeping 20:18 - What's your sweeping statement? 25:51 - Creatures of ChristmasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patti Newton supposedly has got a new beau because she’s been papped, do we believe it though? Plus, Zach Bryan has announced he’s 2 months sober and we think it could be a good thing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicki Minaj has made us laugh after she revealing just how nervous she was when speaking at the UN, but we’ve got some suggestions for how she really could have disarmed the audience. Plus, Chrissie knows that when she brings her chaotic stories to the studio, you only need 3 signatures for a psych admission. Luckily for her, she’s got 4 producers in her team at the ready for the story she brings to us today… (00:00) - Can we say 'Quiet Piggy' to everyone now? (01:47) - Mystic Chrissie's got new specs...are the visions clearer? (06:07) - Parasocial is the word of the year! (10:27) - Do you have a parasocial relationship? (15:41) - Give us the BB codeword!  (16:51) - The ARIAs are starting (18:09) - Chrissie's Quizzie (21:53) - Does she need 3 signatures? (28:34) - The Name Game w Patti Swan (30:53) - Chrissie's Creatures Of ChristmasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicki Minaj has spoken at the UN, but all we can fixate on is how nervous she was. Plus, Elon musk has fired back at Billie Eilish so let’s unpack that shall we?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s feeling a little under the weather today, but she’s got a fancy little magic sachet from Japan (we’re still not sure on the legalities of said sachet, so hush hush) that’s bringing her to life. Speaking of bringing things to life, Big Brother (specifically the live stream for Jack) is keeping us all entertained but we’ve decided Colin needs to stop the farting. Plus, Chrissie and Jack give us their two cents on Kris Jenner’s opinions on her children’s questionable partners. (00:00) - They're not the drugs she wants! (01:17) - We're grateful today (05:04) - Does Kris really love Tristan Thompson though? (09:50) - Do your parents still like your sneaky ex? (15:42) - Big Brother, did you catch the password? (17:09) - We're breathing the same air as Olivia Dean (18:51) -  Chrissie's Quizzie (23:10) - Chrissie's overseas drug haul (26:54) - What'd you get from an overseas chemist? (30:18) - What Creatures of Christmas are you?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cardi B has revealed that her mother is assisting her with her children, but there’s a bad trade off…she’s stealing her cookies and snacks and Chrissie has decided that it’s assault and armed robbery. Plus, we’re unpacking Big Brother and all of Colin’s farts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie and Jack spent the weekend in different states than their usual hometowns in Victoria and boy do they think they’re rockstars! Even though they both spent time in different states, that’s the only thing their weekend’s shared in common, so they give us a timestamped run through of just how different their weekend’s were. Plus, why do people think it’s weird to sleep in the same bed as your friends? (00:00) - Catching flights, not feelings this weekend! (02:22) - Were you in a different state this weekend? (06:46) - There were three in the bed and the little one (aka Britney Spears) said... (10:56) - Do you share the bed with your mates? (16:55) - Big Brother, Watch & WIN (21:24) - Chrissie's Quizzie (26:22) - Chrissie and Jack's Timestamped Weekend (30:47) - Reality Wrap Up! (34:41) - Chrissie's Creatures of ChristmasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Justin Bieber has revealed on his recent twitch stream, that he’s had an accident on a one wheeled electric scooter and we’ve decided he’s too old to be doing that! Plus, we’ve got an update on Robert Irwin’s love life or may not? (00:00) Robert Irwin is a Master (02:00) Justin Bieber is learning it the hard way  (03:45) Olivia Dean is headed our way    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

November is Aus Music Month and even though we’re a little fashionably late, we’re making sure you get your fix! Chrissie and Jack are giving you their top 5 Aussie songs that you may have forgotten about or just because you need to Aussify your playlist. Plus, it’s the day Our Shortcut Queen gives away the ultimate shortcut and decides which event she’s catering for! (00:00) - Is jack going to have enough time? (01:25) - What's on for the weekend? (04:14) - Chrissie's Aus Music Recommendations (08:19) - We've got a big AusPost bag of mail (13:30) - Big Brother Watch and Win (14:24) - Robyn's got a new song! (16:02) - Chrissie's Quizzie (18:58) - Screaming toddlers on flights...what do you do? (22:47) - Swan's Shortcut QueenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kylie has appeared on Khloe’s podcast and they decided they’d play a little prank on their family members and let’s just say it doesn’t quite go to plan for all of them. Plus, the last episode of Healthy, Wealthy & Wise is gracing our screens. (00:00) The Kardashians are on thin ice (01:45) Jen's Hard Launched her BF (03:10) Are you across RHOSLC? (05:00) Healthy, Wealthy & Wise has one more ep to GO    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sorry to all the other states, but Chrissie has declared in her sweeping statement who she thinks the best state in Aus is where the sun shines, while Jack is sick of people saying something online and wants it to STOP. Plus, we’ve git more Big Brother to discuss and this time, we’re talking Pretty Privilege. (00:00) It's World Kindness Day (01:22) We want to spread the kindness! (06:03) - Queenslanders, this one's for you (09:25) - What's your unpopular opinion, we like to say Sweeping Statements here! (12:16) - Watch and Win with BBAU! (13:26) - Should we free the nip? (14:22) - Chrissie's Quizzie (17:36) - Did you know these two dated? (21:14) - Swan's Shortcut QueenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meryl Streep & Anne Hathaway are back in the office elevator and back together after we got a sneaky little teaser of what we can expect in the sequel of the movie. Plus, what’s the latest from Big Brother? (00:00) We've got another BB Water Cooler moment  (03:50) P-Diddy has been naughty  (04:30) The Devil Wears Prada 2 is being teased...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re off to a rocky start today thanks to a new ad from Bakers Delight about our upcoming Christmas (or Chrissie if you will) lunch, and yes for a good time head to the Nova Player App to secure a spot at the table! Plus, we’re teetering on the edge today, covering all the topics from vegetarianism to sexism and we’re doubling down on them! 00:09 - Do you want to come to Chrissie's Chrissy Lunch? 01:46 - Mystic is in the house! 05:57 - Jeff Goldbum said He's gone VEGO, Thanks to Wicked? 09:24 - But what do Vego's eat at Xmas? 14:28 - Chrissie's Clickbait #1  15:43 - Menulog is no longer...in Australia! 17:22 - Chrissie's Quizzie 21:32 - Big Brother's got a Sexist Bruce 26:58 - The Shortcut Queen is coming to YOUSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 2026 Grammy nominations are out and some of our faves got stiffed, some we’re not sure about and others we’re really rooting for because we can’t deal if they don’t (read: Billie Eilish!) Plus, there’s more goss from Kris’ 70th Birthday Bash!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After Kim Kardashian has blamed 4 Psychics for being pathological liars after they all claimed she would pass the Bar in California, we decided to see what else the Psychics have gotten wrong for you and whether or not Chrissie or Jack will find love soon. Plus, Chrissie and Jack have stumbled across a video which says if you jump everyday for 60 seconds, if supposed to make the world of difference. 00:00 - Sleep needs Water's Marketing! 01:35 - We're vacuous & shallow with our gratitude today 05:20 - Kim K says her (4) psychics are pathological liars! 09:24 - When did the Psychic get it so wrong? 17:01 - Watch & Win with BBAU! 18:12 - Chrissie's 3 from 3 with ChatGPT's diagnosis 20:03 - Chrissie's Quizzie  25:03 - Will they do this for 21 days? 29:38 - The Shortcut Queen wants to give you the ULTIMATE shortcut!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phew! Yes, you read that right, after an online hoax of a death announcement Jackie Chan has confirmed he’s alive and well. Plus, Taylor Swift has revealed who will be standing beside her on her wedding day with Travis Kelce and in a shock (and major disappointment) to Chrissie, it won’t be her or Blake Lively! (00:00) Jackie is fine, Jack maybe not so much... (02:40) Taylor's Bride Squad announced  (04:00) Sydney Sweeney is defending the biopic (06:10) Kelly Clarkson was told to get what surgery?        See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack’s chucked a sickie today (and no he’s sick, NOT hungover), so we called in the next best thing, another JC, Joel Creasey! Chrissie takes Joel through her favourite hobby with one of her best and most recent finds, Facebook Marketplace after he admits he’s never used it, not once, so we need your help in converting him on over to the dark side. And because these two never get to play together, they’ve got a LOT to discuss. (00:00) We've got a new JC today...Joel Creasey! (01:45) Say Gday: Who's more likely to, Joel or Chrissie?  (06:21) Can Chrissie convert Joel to FB Marketplace?  (13:11) We get your conversion help! (16:04) Chrissie's Clickbait #1 (17:58) Chrissie's Quizzie  (19:06) So Much to Discuss (23:43) Swan's Shortcut Queen (30:40) Chrissie's Clickbait #2See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.