The grieving widow of the Man in Black? #HereComesHoneyBooBoo
Christian Comic Andy Andrews wasn't a fan of Chucker's comedy
Is it difficult process [playing guitar] being that you can't use your arms and legs?
"No, no, no! It's not 'Jack-off Smearny-earny-off!' Boy, is this a family show or what?"
When Michael Jackson requested an interview from 92 KQRS, but didn't want to be interviewed by some dumbass DJ... we invented a dumb ass DJ