The Cinebytes

Fall is finally here!!! Little weird that we decided to do a movie that is VERY SPECIFICALLY BASED IN THE SPRING, I guess...but whaddya gonna do, this movie sure FEELS like Halloween! We set aside our collective disdain for the DISGUSTING, VILE, PUTRID WASTE OF SPACE that director Victor Salva is this week to talk about his movie that somehow exists post-prison sentence...JEEPERS CREEPERS (2001). All discussions of character and morality aside...I feel like this movie is a pretty fun watch, a...

Damn you, 2026! RIP Sam, this one's for you! Welp, we lost another legend in the great Sam Neill this year...and somehow, amazingly, Paul W. S. Anderson's Event Horizon (1997) was already next in our lineup. Almost as if it were written...in the stars? (Get it? Cuz space?) All jokes aside, we sat down for a fun discussion on a very underrated sci-fi horror flick in this one. Maybe not the best graphics in certain spots, maybe it had its fair share of shortcomings due to studio meddling, and s...

HI, KIDS! Do you like violence? Do you wanna see a family burned inside of their ride like rye chips? Watch a bunch of mystery murders in a bunch of fly clips? Well, look no further, I can guarantee you're gonna like this... These kids parents is dead weight...I'm trying to get my head straight...just watched a bunch Sinister shit in a bunch of snuff tapes... And Professor Jonas said, "Ellis, you are way dead." ("Nuh-uh"). Then why is your place red? Man, your family's wasted." Talk about sha...

Man, where's Miracle Max when ya need him, huh? You asked for it, and we delivered! We had to jump on the bandwagon before it rolls out of the station to talk about Curry Barker's MASTERPIECE that's taken the country by storm...OBSESSION (2026)! You may be surprised to find that we initially had WILDLY different takes on this...ok, maybe it's not THAT surprising, but damn it, we still managed to kick out one HELL of a conversation on it! Where do you stand on some of the morality issues in th...

Welcome to the neighborhood! Do you ever have problems with your weird neighbors? Rude paperboys that knock your coffee out of your hand? High strung tenants firing guns all over the place? Dogs pooping in your yard? What happens when the neighborhood busybody.....is YOU?! We decided to cleanse our paletes this week after getting them all grimed up from Terrifier 2, so we went to the COMPLETE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE SPECTRUM by covering our first PG movie on the pod...THE BURBS (1989)! If you lo...