The Classified Podcast

Host Charlie Ross is a Stand-Up Comedian and Magician in Washington DC. Every week he invites his friends to come on and riff about whatever. Charlie does some magic and pulls up random internet videos. Follow Classified Comedy on YouTube to watch full episodes.

Small Emergency feat. Prince Arora

#59 Its Halloween and the studio is still a mess from the party. Prince stops by not sure what to expect from the guys. He is disgusted. Martin has a small emergency!

11-02
58:22

Spider-Man Kid

#58

10-28
55:36

Okay Man

#57 Charlie chooses booze over fall fun. Covid finally gets Martin. They both talk about their poop techniques. Good times in the basement.

10-21
58:38

Deborah and Betsy

#56 Our pals Deborah and Betsy have a nice and quiet night in. Martin thankfully warms up and Charlie tells tales of recent NYC shenanigans.

10-13
59:10

He Didn't Start the Fire feat. Noah Crowley

#55 Noah and Charlie do their best to get an accurate understanding of Martin's survival skills. He resists. They make fun of Martin's beloved Boy Scout community. Then they dish on how annoying Martin is when he's drunk and high. Rough one for Martin. 

09-28
59:41

Bearproof

#54 Charlie and Martin dig deep and bring some top notch clips. From bear proof  armor suit testing to NY hatchet fights to revolutionary sex toys enjoy the products of these guys spending way too much time on their phones. 

09-23
01:10:35

The Holy Land Experience

#53

09-07
01:01:46

He's Still There

#52

08-31
56:58

Bad Blood

#51 The dudes grab some shelter from a lethal DC thunderstorm to lay down another ep. This ones all over the place from amateur OBGYNs to the sperm bank denying Martin.... 

08-17
55:05

Under Pressure

Charlie and Martin talk about travel and different ways to find pleasure. 

08-10
53:04

"You Contribute Nothing" feat. Alex Barbag

#49 Alex Barbag swings by to see the guys. Charlie meets his girlfriend's fam for the first time! Martin gives us some stories from the lowest moments of his teaching career. We all learn about conjoined twins. 

08-03
58:47

Kick the Bear

#48 The dudes put together a pretty solid clip show! From raccoon tosses, lost pinkies, bear attacks just feet from small children... this ep has it all. 

07-27
01:00:14

"Where are the Tickets??"

#47 Just the dudes this week. Charlie brings a couple top notch clips. Martin takes us into the wacky world of one his favorite Vegas acts Danny Gans. 

07-22
01:04:16

Pizza Challenge

#46 Martin tries to eat an entire pizza before the pod is over! Its an ASMR nightmare....

07-13
01:08:29

Towel Tale

#45 The boys dig in to some classic high school urban legends and the showdown at this year's Nathan's hotdog eating contest. Martin gets so pumped up he says he's gonna eat an entire pizza next ep! 

07-09
01:02:31

Waffle Home feat. Matt Deakins

#44 Who cares about America? It's Charlie and Matt's birthday! Matt finally decided to show up and Charlie makes him watch Jake Novak as punishment. It was tough. The guys give an in depth analysis of an epic waffle house fight. Plus fun history facts with Matt. Fire ep.

07-04
01:34:23

Plane Control

#43 Charlie and Graham commiserate over stole gear. Martin brings in some hot gossip regarding a high school alum and a tape of his radio roots.   

06-15
01:04:14

Beatle Maniac feat. Phil Mike

#42 Regular Phil Mike stops by and we find out he is a bit too into the Beatles.... 

06-08
01:03:42

They Could Be Funny

#41 

06-02
58:57

Teacher Appreciation feat. Saw Walton and Sophie Schriever

#40 This ep is all about celebrating our educators. Saw and Sophie stop by bring us into the world of DC public schools. Martin and Charlie check out a Mormon temple.

05-25
57:57

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