The Cold Take

Or: what is a book anyway?

We are shaken + also we are stirred.

We’re a little bit Alexis.

High-waisted, high fashion.

Actuallyyy, they're called peafowl.

Sugar pie honey bun. Content warning: this episode contains discussions of topics that may be triggering, including food issues and eating disorders.

AKA the Jackie Lipstick Tutorial.

A super frosty take.

This episode is shockingly not about the song "Dancing On My Own" by Robyn.

Welcome to the jungle, bb.

"Late October: purple mist" --JH

Meet us behind the mall.

We loaf you. It's the yeast we could do.

It's for the birds.

“Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.” ―Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary