"They put me in a tutu for my nativity play"!
"I had a fight at my nativity play when she robbed baby Jesus"!
"He went into a sweat when i fed him a piece of lettuce"!
"How can i be his wife and lover if he calls me mammy"!
"You can't bring a whale to a wedding and get it drunk"!
"My Mother Promised She'd Buy Us A Chimp"!
"My daughter pulled my trousers down, at the checkout in Supervalu"!
"They used a goat to get customers out of the pub"!
"My Granny Was The First Person To Own A TV In Her VIllage"!
"How do you undress a Chicken, Colm"?
"I had a summer job when i was a kid, picking caterpillars"!
"Weren't you in an advert for Cabbage Patch Dolls?!"
"All the impressions you do, sound like Mrs. Doubtfire"!
"I Packed A Rubber Duck Into My Hospital Maternity Bag"!
"Lucy, do you have a warming drawer under your oven?!"
"Why does your husband brush his teeth in the shower"?
"I'm too embarrassed to go back to my dry cleaners"!
"How do you play charades on the radio"?!
"Your wife was engaged HOW MANY TIMES"?