Recorded live with an audience at Snatch Bar, 171 Ponsonby Road, Auckland. Starter pistols, fainting schoolboy and knobchins. Whitney Houston, Zulu singer back from the dead. Royal bath runner, threesome holiday weekend. Beating with a cricket bat, Lovehearts and fat people. Racists, nudist beaches and Hitler. Dwarf on a kid's bike and STIs by region. Plus a little surprise at the end. Thanks for listening to us! Stella Graham, Reuben Lee & Danny McChrystal
Shot in head, 2 vaginas and Crystal Warren. Type 2 diabetes, Legless fat man. Man punches wife. Or was it a ghost? Was Robin Hood from Doncaster? Valentineseses Day, man tries to marry dead girlfriend Unicyclists, scooters, Twitter and Demi Moore. Mega Upload, concerts. Big Day Out Fairground. Legal high, Racism, Madonna & Elton John. Bear Grylls, Rotorua, vaccinations and BCG.
Dutch cannibals, teacher's brain exploding and Christmas parties. FA Cup, purple kids and what if you had 10 million in your account? Film piracy, throwin darts in to the crowd and soul singers doing Christmas songs. Morning TV, steam mops and Aeroplanes. Hamilton Island, The Krankies are swingers and is Jon Bon Jovi dead? Stella's sister phones mid-podcast and Hamilton folks.
Rugby player turned what? Games in urinals and having 16 kids. Nobel Peace Prize, back tattoo and dolphins Oscar Wilde, Socrates Danny's on TV! Dec 16, TV3 8:30pm AotearoHa. Jeremy Clarkson and bombing Germany.
DIY cement in your arse, Hungry Hippos and Sepp Blatter Couriers and Koreans, guillotines & Dexter.
Bear Grylls, 999 UFOs and a kid called Adolf Hitler. Mong Twong, Zimbabwe Donkey and Jim'll Fix It. Adele, Gall Bladder and 7 Billion. John Terry, All Blacks, Fireworks Night. Halloween - Trick or Treat, Reuben's rant on the banking crisis.
What goes on tour, doesn't stay on tour. Hear about Reuben and Danny's antics in Hamilton. Conkers, Gazza and Ginger Monkeys. Ashton Kutcher, RWC and Rooney. Tour in Hamilton, The Shining and Arse muesli. Best name ever for an audience member.
We're late! RWC is to blame. Sperm banks turning away gingers. Toe sucking, bathing with live eels. Pervy dentist, Kentucky truck drivers and Bobbit. Sex education in school. Mike Tindall.
Can you carjack Batman? Supernova distances and Steven Hawkin Botox, Denzil Washington and Butterknife hernias How do you make a tuna pasta bake 12 mill lotto winner, man shoots himself in the head Coqrings, dentists and Celebrity Big Brother East 17, Brian Harvey, Bucks Fizz Peeing on planes and the 27 Club
Bobbit, chubby magnetic Brazillians Pastafarians, rollercoasters and double amputees Ricky Gervais, dwarfs and Harry Potter. Overweight ginger computer science grad. Danny's office gig, half marathon and going to the gym Rebekah Brooks, Time Warp and Danny's weak bladder.
25! We're old enough to hire a car overseas! Mexican man bag, shortage of Durex and Cheesy puffs. Yorkshire Yogi Bear, cow tipping/car tipping Imitation gun for shooting black people, Danny's South African accent. Coffee. Suggestive biscuits and Spam Moving to Spain cos of the Tories Harper Seven Beckham, Prince William and Kate godparents Hugh Grant. Divine Intervention
Firing with breast milk, portaloo perves and motorcycle helmets. Penguins, Magnet boy from Croatia and gym madness. Note leaving flatmates and pissing on planes.
Too fat for court, adult diapers and everyone's favourite superhero, Foreskin Man! Missing tortoise, Titanic 2,Ice cream deja vu and casinos. Danny's hat, Reuben's the cat whisperer and Hugh Hefner. Weiner,Name that coque and Bruce Foreskin Bands of 3?
It's not the end of the world as we know it. Danny loses the plot over Reuben's artwork. Plenty of great news to chew over this week, cracking Celebrity Knobbery and Eurovision.
We're 21! We got the giggles early on, sorry! Too busy celebrating. Cabinet and wardrobe handle euphemisms. Bedding bands, mobility granny drive by headbutts. Sooty, Sweep and Sue. Man cooks finger, Pak n Save. Football fans and drums, Royal wedding and Bin Laden. Passports, Darron Gibson, Kiwi lady smuggling cocaine. Billy T James and The NZ International Comedy Festival.
Georgian pensioner internet hacker, sofa eating weirdo and lazy soldier. Fruit knife? Man barking at police dog and Hokitika oddness. We talk about our Comedy Festival shows! Danny has more car mishaps. Towed again! Ace towing. What's a Belle end? Danny's car battery is screwed. We do have a video of jump starting his car on our Facebook page. Are Sheffield Utd the most boring team on earth? Lady trained a cow like a horse, Jim Davidson, Family Guy, Racist Babies Knitted wedding cake, Gameshows. Weakest Link, Catch Phrase
Cumberland Sausages, Reuben's lost passport saga and Gaddafi. Everton, Charlie Sheen, Peaches Geldoff, snoods and beavers.
Sponge footballs, teabagging and buttock injections. Ashley Cole shoots work experience kid with air rifle. Alligator in Brazil, McDonalds fries and Beckham's tattoo. Cotton buds, baby shower and aftershave. Adelaide Fringe, Charlie Sheen Bill and Ben and a wild goose.
We videoed this one, you can see it on Youtube. Part 1. http://bit.ly/gddTD7 Part 2. http://bit.ly/ehmZ2Q Featuring Charlie Sheen, Fernando Torres and we compared our postcodes to see which of our hometowns had the most crime...
The dangers of Mr. Whippy and West Auckland petshops. The greatest joke from Egypt. Seagulls habits, the dodgy new Transformer and the fugitive pizza. Elton John's baby and Cagefighter's dietary tips.