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The days are melting togther as Bryan continues his quarantine! He continues to dig through unreleased material and piece together episodes to kill time. to This episode of The Best Of | Worst Of TCB features bad musicians, performing badly! Bryan's teenage band 33 Willy, Motley Crue and Puddle of Mudd are all reviewed. It's an ear splitting episode of The Commercial Break. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bryan is still battling illness leaving TCB to scramble for new material! Lucky for us, there are plenty of "canned" episodes to dig through. Another "Best Of | Worst Of" episode of The Commercial break Podcast. On this BO|WO TCB: Love Connection, the 1980's era blind dating game is as absurd as it sounds. Bryan and Krissy review an interesting couple's date. Finally, there is a new reality show contest aimed at finding the best New Instagram Influencer. Bryan and Hoaldey review the first episode....as much of it as they can. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A breakout of the virus has caused panic and sickness at the studio. So Bryan and Hoadley take a forced break! Bryan quickly foes through the archives to pull together an episode with material deemed to "awful" to air otherwise. Armed with content from a man who lost his virginity to an Alien and a few teens who get sent to Ireland to learn discipline. It's the best of the worst of The Commercial Break Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Let It Go Vince!

Let It Go Vince!

2022-06-1701:05:21

It's been a long and insane 2.5 years and against all odds TCB has made it to 200 episodes! While the gang will celebrate at a later date they take time to reflect and thank the most important member of the TCB team...it's YOU! Bryan's house is filled with singing and dancing all day and night. His son has now started to sing in tune and Bryan realizes just how incredible that talent is for a toddler. The conversation brings up some recent incidents with world famous singers and their fading voices. Jon Bon Jovi, Vince Neil and Justin Bieber are all suffering from vocal issues. TCB investigates. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Lamda Lamda LinerBoo

Lamda Lamda LinerBoo

2022-06-1501:09:44

Caffeine is a hell of a drug and Bryan has had too much! Discussion around Jolt Cola and other highly caffeinated drinks brings up questions of how addicted we are to "natures wake up call"! It's hot in Atlanta and in the studio under the bright lights of mediocre podcast fame. Also, A scary report out of a Google secret lab has many wondering if AI has already turned the corner and become self aware. An engineer claims that LaMDA AI program has become sentient! It's really F'n scary! Finally, Paul Cruz is back with his cold calling prowess to show the world how effective a cold caller can be......uh.....he got hung up on! Part 2 of the clip is reviewed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This Sale Is TBD!

This Sale Is TBD!

2022-06-1301:07:04

A spot in the Apple Podcast Charts has brought a new wave of listeners to TCB. Will they stay? Probably not. Bryan and Krissy discuss their origin story for the benefit of the two new TCB fans. The two met in a radio sales office where Hoadley got her name from Bryan. The gang discuss the very difficult job of transactional sales before diving into a new series of clips Bryan found. Paul is a "Sales Coach and Guru" who does live cold calls on YouTube. While Bryan and Hoadley have appreciation for how hard this must be for Paul, they question his methods. All in all, the closing on this sale is TBD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chilis is a fast casual restaurant that, at its zenith, was a very popular place for families and friends to eat and drink. Now, it is just a dirty dining room with petri dishes as tables and dirty iPads replacing the wait staff! Bryan shares about his latest and last visit to Chilis. Norovirus is known as the "vomiting virus" for good reason and the Green family has learned why! Finally, Frankie B is back with more of his Top 3 tips to take 10 years of your look! The gang reviews the second half of this incredibly hilarious clip! **IMPACT by Interactive Brokers Information: Note: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full details of products and services. Interactive Brokers, LLC member FINRA/SIPC. The projections or other information generated by IMPACT app regarding the likelihood of various investment outcomes are hypothetical in nature, do not reflect actual investment results and are not guarantees of future results. Please note that results may vary with use of the tool over time. The paid ad host experiences and testimonials within the Podcast may not be representative of the experiences of other customers and are not to be considered guarantees of future performance or success. The opinions provided within the ad belong to the host alone.    ** IMPACT is a paid sponsor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Zmen On The Buckhead Shore!

Zmen On The Buckhead Shore!

2022-06-0801:07:20

Podfest is the annual gathering of independent podcast creators. Bryan heads up a "track" at this years edition and Jeff Dwoskin convinces a comedy writing superstar to give the keynote. Only one problem...the guy forgot to show up for the speech. Something is afoot and Bryan has to kill time in front of an eager crowd of podcasters. Buckhead Shore is a new bad reality show brought to you by MTV. The show happened to be filmed at the same lake Bryan and Krissy discussed in the "Lake Life" episode of the show. Finally, Frankie B has his Top 3 tips to reduce your "look" by 10 years. Hint: it includes Zmen and Frozen faces! **IMPACT by Interactive Brokers Information: Note: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full details of products and services. Interactive Brokers, LLC member FINRA/SIPC. The projections or other information generated by IMPACT app regarding the likelihood of various investment outcomes are hypothetical in nature, do not reflect actual investment results and are not guarantees of future results. Please note that results may vary with use of the tool over time. The paid ad host experiences and testimonials within the Podcast may not be representative of the experiences of other customers and are not to be considered guarantees of future performance or success. The opinions provided within the ad belong to the host alone.    ** IMPACT is a paid sponsor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The local Publix is a hot bed for over priced cereal, very bright lights and kids having sex in the parking lot! Bryan shares his fears around teaching his growing children about sex. Blue and Niko are making another appearance on the show....to Bryan's chagrin! Finally, the gang reviews a 1970's PSA film about high school peer pressure around physical relationships. It's a strange piece of video candy made more strange by Beau Bridges who shows up to recap the film. **IMPACT by Interactive Brokers Information: Note: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full details of products and services. Interactive Brokers, LLC member FINRA/SIPC. The projections or other information generated by IMPACT app regarding the likelihood of various investment outcomes are hypothetical in nature, do not reflect actual investment results and are not guarantees of future results. Please note that results may vary with use of the tool over time. The paid ad host experiences and testimonials within the Podcast may not be representative of the experiences of other customers and are not to be considered guarantees of future performance or success. The opinions provided within the ad belong to the host alone.    ** IMPACT is a paid sponsor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Pigeons From Your Past!

Pigeons From Your Past!

2022-06-0301:02:231

Atlanta is not known for its kind, courteous drivers. The traffic is awful and made worse by the rain showers that pop up on hot summer days. Bryan has had enough! He recalls a GT experiment in the 90's where 5 drivers forced others to drive the actual speed limit. It was a total. shit. show! Krissy reminds Bryan about his old car. A Honda Accord missing most of the left bumper due to an accident. Bryan shares what he did with the insurance settlement. Finally, a listener writes in asking TCB to review the psychic John Edwards. The TCB fan asks the gang to keep an open mind. Of course they will!! (no, no they won't) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
"Lake Life" means many things to many people. Mainly it means fast boats, cold beer and small bikinis...at least on Lake Lanier in North Georgia it does! Bryan tells his tale of a trip to a wedding in Florida with some "Lake Life friends" . He doesn't know the groom and barely knows the bride and has NO idea what he has gotten himself into. He gets an invite to stay at the Hen House, a hook up with a strange woman who likes expensive cologne, cleaning duty after the reception and a room full of angry husbands! Finally, some fish tales are shared about bottom feeding fishes! It's a wet and wild episode of TCB. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wait WHAAAAA?!

Wait WHAAAAA?!

2022-05-3057:15

Bryan's daughter has an ear infection that is causing sleepwalking. Krissy sleep eats. Bryan sleep DRIVES! Then the gang discuss lucid dreaming and astral projection. Finally, a fan writes in requesting a review of a Ghost Hunter show. The show must oblige. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
That Water...It's Wet!

That Water...It's Wet!

2022-05-2758:39

There is a man who has been having "relations" with Real Sex Dolls and filming for review purposes. However, even TCB finds it too racy to discuss in detail. A TikTok influencer loses her pocket rocket adult toy inside her "cavity" and has to have surgery to remove it. The good news...it is returned to her in working condition! Bryan recalls a few early listeners of TCB comparing the show to Morning Zoo Crew radio show. Finally, the phone line is littered with text messages requesting certain show topics. Bryan picks one from a long time fan who wants Huckleberry and The Mountain Monsters to to be reviewed. TCB obliges! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dominos knows Bryan and Krissy. They used to order 2 to 3 pizzas every time they closed down the bar. Krissy recalls her days in radio sales where hearty "commission draws" were handed out only to be clawed back with every sales. Meanwhile, Bryan was in projection meetings suffering with other sales executives. The actor known for playing Buster Sales has had a rough road. Krissy reveals he has been leaning on his Blockbuster role up until recently! Finally, the rest of the Blockbuster Training video is reviewed....it's an OPPORTUNITY to laugh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Seeking Sister Wives is back on TLC with a whole new cast. Bryan wonders why every SSW couple fails to make it to season 2. Blue is a dog that acts like a sister wife. 90F's Big Ed strikes out in love...again. Ads are running in the show but they certainly are not ruining the show...says Bryan! Finally, the gang dig up a training video from Blockbuster Video. The ever present VHS rental stores that went away quickly after Netflix. Buster Sales is a creepy trainer for the young staff who mansplains everything! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave Chapelle was recently attacked on stage while doing a comedy set. Bryan wonders: Why are humans becoming increasingly sensitive to opposing view points? He then gets on his soap box! Hardees is still place that servers something resembling food and somewhere people are waiting in line for it! Bryan has a game for Hoadley. He shares some favorite dad jokes and tries to make Krissy laugh. This shall not be hard to do! (Or shall it?) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sex Is For The Birds!

Sex Is For The Birds!

2022-05-1801:00:44

Birds are everywhere. Every climate and country has them. And Bryan has a bird sanctuary on his front door. Will Bryan save the baby birds from certain snake death? Yes he will! Krissy has a bird feeder problem and the hawk is chasing Blue around the yard. Then the gang review Madonna's new insane NFT and wonder if she is taking the plastic surgery too far. Finally, Millennials and Gen Z's are not having sex. Almost at all! Bryan and Krissy discuss possible reasons why, remember the wing-wang 90's and wonder what's the problem....or is there one? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The podcast has almost 3,00,000 downloads! Bryan and Krissy still don't understand why. Maybe it was...ALIENS! Bryan gets a text from a long lost friend, last heard from 10 years ago! Memories come flooding back about the River Room. A high end steak house where the food was always delicious, the booze always flowed and "bar regulars" always found a way to strike out with single ladies. Finally, Mystery is the world's most famous PUA...whatever that means. He talks nonsense while the gang has fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
There is an award given each year for bad erotic passages in otherwise good books. Bryan and Krissy review a few of these passages. Then, Marlon is on date number 5 with Sugar Mama and he is struggling to make it through. With eyes on the prize of an all expense paid trip to Venice will he make it? Bryan and Krissy have their doubts! Finally, the 90's was a wild time for paid phone lines and one of the biggest was "Dial-A-Date". A phone based sex line. Bryan and Krissy review a HORRIBLE infomercial promoting Dial-A-Date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chef Frankie Boyar-B!

Chef Frankie Boyar-B!

2022-05-1101:02:26

People are falling, jumping and escaping from cruise ships at an alarming rate! Bryan and Krissy discuss how one might be retrieved from a fall like this...hint: you probably can't be retrieved! Bryan wonders if the food drove these people to jump. Then, Bryan tells Krissy about his "go-to" cooking skills...hint: he has none! Finally, the gang decide to get some cooking help from only chef they trust..Frankie Chef Boyar-B! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Luke Curik

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Jun 24th
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Luke Curik

Review - TBD....

Jun 13th
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May 17th
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Luke Curik

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Feb 16th
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Elizabeth Brokos

up till now I thought you guys were great... but now... you bend the knee... just like everyone else... but still a good podcast overall...

Feb 15th
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DrS

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Dec 28th
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Elizabeth Brokos

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Sep 15th
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Vanessa Kirby

I am a new listener I have liked every episode so far that I've been able to listen to I haven't finished them all LOL you guys are hilarious. THIS episode ,not that it lacka hilarity,poor Melissa .....hehe JK . .Danielle is hert name .THE first ex-wife AND I ASSUME WE'LL BE the sky is an app absolute heartless manipulative tool bag. it was all kind all kinds of cringeworthy threw thr entire episode, but WTF. .my jaw hit the f****** floor when you said that he divorced her to bring IN BERT🙈 UNTIL THIS RELATIONSHIP ALL KINDS OF MANIPULATIVE AND HORRIBLE IN SO MANY LEVELS . I WAS GLAD TO HEAA that she is finally LEAVINNG his ass VVI was going to say divorced.. 👺 he already did that. SO sickening. IVE watched episode sh here and there throughout the years if she was watching it at her place. she has the same exact thoughts feelings and perspectiv as you all do. AS I do, as any body being treated like that in any situation would . I must say that whatever floats your boat makes you happy . OLIVIA TRUTH LIVE THE WAY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY PREFERS AS LONG AS IT'S NOT HURTING EVERYBODY. IT'S GOT TO MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY TRULY. WHETHER IT'S everybody WHILE making these decisions , AND TO CLAIM IT'Sl threw God' word, which is absolutel REPULSIVE AND OF COURSE SITUATION IS interesting dynamic ON THE GOOD OLD VANILLA MARRIAGE HAHA AS LONG AS THEY ARE TRULY they all agreed I had genuine respect for each OTHER B SF absolutely enraging carrying the part the video of them f****** giggling and getting it in real quick severely and behind Danielle's back when the only reason she was together with them inur private room was hecausedd she was lores over under bullshit manipulation on both their parts. heartbreaking when I heard the fact that they called her big sister wife is a whole another level of f***** up thank you for bringing light to this I am now starting to already the ex-husband (0 I literally cringed posting this. f*** him and that use it Brazilian b**** ruining knowingly and intentionally Danielle's pool concept of what love life and family was all too selfishly feed her niece she obviously beginning she felt and or what they were doing on some level was wrong I'm sure that picture of them conniving pigs talked about it in between f****** while laughing at White number one and as I'm thinking about it put me in that drawing for that $500 dude feeling lucky great job and making me laugh and want to throw up at the same time pretty talented Vanessa FROM WAAAAY WAY WAAAAY Upstate, NY USQ

Jun 15th
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Jeff Dwoskin Says Wear A Mask

Bryan and Krissy have a hilariously fun podcast. Jump in and enjoy every minute of their absurd takes on the world. Hit subscribe now!

Apr 23rd
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Bryan Green

Hi, My name is Bryan. I host the The Commercial Break podcast. I find my own podcast mildly entertaining and at times even a bit amusing. While my wife wholeheartedly disagrees and believes I should spend this time with my children, I think both of our listeners deserve more episodes. And besides, my kids can get therapy later on in life. Plenty of time for therapy. ALWAYS more time for therapy. Let us know what you think! Thanks.

Dec 8th
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