The Confused Breakfast

We didn't do this podcast to rescue Rambo from you. We did it to rescue you from him.   On today’s episode, we discuss the 13th highest grossing film of 1982.  This movie was Sylvester Stallone’s favorite of all 5 Rambo movies and this movie helped spawn endless amounts of toys, comic boys, video games and more.  This movie was Sly’s first non-Rocky movie to not be a total flop.  We are of course talking about 1982’s First Blood •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:30  - Pertinent movie details  •0:13:30  -  Critical and fan reviews •0:26:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:45:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **TRU-TONE BULBS- Check out the greatest Holiday lights you will ever buy.   http://tru-tone.com  **ASPCA-  To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast  **UNCOMMON GOODS-  To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED  **WARBY PARKER-  You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! **RULA-  Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused  —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us as we check in to see what media the fellas have been watching outside of the podcast. Movies discussed are Weapons, Halloween 3 and 4, The Fog, Scream 2, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Skulls, The Faculty, The Warriors and much more. ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Picture this- it’s 1999.  Y2K panic is ramping up and Napster is giving you access to all the music you ever wanted.  Today’s episode about a movie that is the definition of the late 90s.  So grab your JNCO jeans, frost your tips, bleach your pucca shell necklace, and put your visor upside down and backwards because we’re about to hit play on one of the most chaotic, hyperlinked stories of the late ’90s.  •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:00  - Pertinent movie details  •0:11:00  -  Critical and fan reviews •0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:20:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **UNCOMMON GOODS-  To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED  **WARBY PARKER-  You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We took 16 of the most iconic horror movie villains of all-time and put them into a single-elimination tournament bracket to see who is the best, baddest and toughest of them all. Join along for the fun! —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **HELLO FRESH-  Go to http://HelloFresh.com/CONFUSED10FM now to Get 10 Free Meals + a Free breakfast for Life! **JUVENON-  Get 30% off by going to http://bloodflow7.com/BREAKFAST  **RULA-  Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused  **UNCOMMON GOODS-  To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED  **WARBY PARKER-  You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode, it’s time to finally find out what’s in the box.  This movie is the 20th highest rated movie on IMDB, and was voted the 8th scariest film of all-time by entertainment weekly.  It spent 4 consecutive weeks at the top of the US box office and was eventually the 7th highest grossing film of the year.  We are of course talking about 1995’s Seven. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:09:00  - Pertinent movie details  •0:15:00  -  Critical and fan reviews •0:28:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:59:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **HELLO FRESH-  Go to http://HelloFresh.com/CONFUSED10FM now to Get 10 Free Meals + a Free breakfast for Life! **JUVENON-  Get 30% off by going to http://bloodflow7.com/BREAKFAST  **RULA-  Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused  **UNCOMMON GOODS-  To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED  **WARBY PARKER-  You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the heels of writing the most perfect Hallmark Christmas movie ever back in December of 2024, we decided to give it a try for the horror genre. Join us as we "and then" each other to write a horror movie. Happy Halloween! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode, we discuss a movie that had the highest grossing opening weekend in history at the time it was released.   This movie featuring one of the most famous fake pieces of art ever displayed in a movie and was infamously focused more towards kids than the original.   It was the sequel that nobody involved wanted to make.  And when they finally did, they were upset at the finished product.    ***Cue Bobby Brown- 'On Our Own' ... We are of course talking about 1989’s Ghostbusters 2.   •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:00  - Pertinent movie details  •0:13:00  -  Critical and fan reviews •0:24:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:45:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **RULA-  Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused  **JUVENON-  Get 30% off by going to http://bloodflow7.com/BREAKFAST  **UNCOMMON GOODS-  To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED  **WARBY PARKER-  You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In looking thru the rankings we have given movies, a few 'tendencies' were noticed. Sean is not only the only host to give out a '10' ranking but he gave out 7 of them. AJ seems to love giving movies a 7.1 and Mike loves giving movies a 7.0. It's time to change a few to add separation. Join as we re-rank a few movies on out list. BloodFlow7- check out BloodFlow7 by visiting ⁠https://www.bloodflow7.com/Breakfast⁠ and use code “BREAKFAST” for 30% off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode, we feel the veil thinning around us.  It’s spooky season and Sean has dialed up a movie about one of the most famous monsters in history.   Is it going to be too spooky for AJ?  Is Mike going to hate the special effects?  Is Sean going to question his friendship with Mike and AJ?.   We will answer all these questions and more as we talk about 1981’s An American Werewolf in London •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:00  - Pertinent movie details  •0:13:00  -  Critical and fan reviews •0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:45:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— **SPONSORS-  **ASPCA-  To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast ' **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After watching the new John Candy documentary called ‘I Like Me’ we decided to spend some time talking about the greatest person and actor to ever live.    —————————————————————— **SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  ———————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s fall, baby — the air’s crisp, the leaves are crunchy, and football season is in full swing. What better time to break down one of the most memorable football films — and arguably one of the greatest sports movies ever made? Featuring peak Denzel Washington as an inspiring coach, an unforgettable soundtrack, and based on a powerful true story, this film became one of Disney’s most successful live-action dramas of its era. We’re talking about the 2000 classic Remember the Titans. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:09:00  - Pertinent movie details  •0:13:00  -  Critical and fan reviews •0:24:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:38:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— **SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  ———————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can you believe it? We made it 5 years and 400 episodes. Unreal to think what this little podcast has become since it's inception. Join us today as we reflect on the last 5 years, play some of our favorite clips and debate whether we should keep going or not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s new episode, we are diving into a movie that asked the timeless question: What if Botox came in shot glasses and was administered by a topless Isabella Rossellini wearing nothing but diamonds, heels, and the world’s greatest necklace? This movie made us all realize that immortality wasn’t all it is cracked up to be.  So grab your shovel, grab a can of spray paint, and for God’s sake, moisturize—because immortality looks exhausting. Let’s dive into a full scene by scene review of Death Becomes her-  Here we go! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:05:30  - Pertinent movie details  •0:10:00  -  Critical and fan reviews •0:19:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:34:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— **SPONSORS-  **BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com  **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's brunch, we use a single-elimination tournament format to determine who the best director is of all-time. Join in and leave us your thoughts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode we finally saddle up for the end of one of the greatest trilogies of all time.  The 6th highest grossing movie of 1990.  Critics think this is the 2nd best of the series.  Fan think this is the 3rd best.  What do you think?  Why were there so many time continuum issues with this one?   Why doesn’t Sean understand time travel?   Why does Mike like trains so much?  Is this the best version of Biff Tannen in the trilogy?  We tackle these and more in our scene by scene dissection of Back to the Future III. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:00  - Pertinent movie details  •0:11:00  -  Critical and fan reviews •0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:50:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— **SPONSORS-  Hello Fresh-  The best way to cook just got better. Go to http://HelloFresh.com/CONFUSED10FM now to Get 10 Free Meals + a Free Item for Life! **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are a few dates in history where you could decide to go to the movie theater and have an absolutely impossible decision to make. Stars aligned and Hollywood gave us gem after gem. You just had to pick which one you were gonna go see. Play along with us as we ask what movie you would pick to watch in this stacked lineup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode, we dive into one of John Hughes’ more bizarre teen comedies. This movie is THE definition of an adolescent boy’s fantasy.   We dive deep scene by scene and ask the important questions like, what the fuck were they thinking?  Is Bill Paxton the best part of the movie?  Did you spit in this? And can you believe what they thought the internet was back in the 80s? Join us as we chat 1985’s Weird Science. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:05:30  - Pertinent movie details  •0:10:00  -  Critical and fan reviews •0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:30:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- **ASPCA-  To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast  —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Matt B, DurrtyCash_29, Will Sheehan, Justin Haaksma, WokeMorty, bjcheek, , Samantha Scott, Jeremy Hauskins, Salemwazhere, Dirk Andrew, Kyle Lasley, Rusty Shackleford, Matt Rowell, Jeff Jewell,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every once in awhile, you watch a movie and think, "huh... that was terrible" and you agree to never watch it again. You might even wish you had never seen it in the first place it was THAT bad. Well, join us on today's brunch for our personal worst movie ever seen that we do NOT recommend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Its time to grab your rollerblades and slap on some neon windbreakers, so we can talk about a movie that basically brainwashed an entire generation of kids into thinking they could go from the worst Pee Wee Hockey team ever to world champions.   This movie gave us the Bash Brothers, the Knucklepuck and tried to sell us on the fact that Iceland was not only good at hockey but was a major villain.  And of course, it gave us Gordon Bombay at his most unhinged — ditching practices for photo shoots, forgetting his players exist, and then swooping in with a last-minute inspirational speech like an alcoholic stepdad who suddenly remembers it’s Christmas morning.  But hey, anything is possible because we are Team USA baby. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:00  - Pertinent movie details  •0:11:00  -  Critical and fan reviews •0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:43:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Mike H, Tony Haga, Nick Heiderscheit, Caesar, jon boy, WA-1-1, Matthew Zwick, Brian Iobello, This Justin, Kevin Surnear, Edison Cruz, Dan Doty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have all had those special experiences of watching your new favorite movie for the FIRST time. Whether it was because of a wild twist you didn't see coming, an incredible ending that left you stunned in your seat or just the company you had with you at the theater... everyone has a list of movies that they wish they could go back and watch again for the first time. Here is ours! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices