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A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Wednesday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.

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**We try to keep this conversation spoiler-free until about 15-20min into the episode and we definitely warn you when spoilers are about to start. We got to see Gladiator 2 on opening night and we have thoughts! Does it live up to the original? Does Denzel Washington give the best performance? How is it possible to give us a more-hatable emperor than Commodus? We dive into our experience with this new movie! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Gladiator (2000)

Gladiator (2000)

2024-11-2001:55:43

On the verge of Gladiator 2 hitting theaters, we decided that it was finally time to review one of the most beloved movies of the last 25 years. This movie is in fact so loved that it is the #35 highest rated movie on IMDB. It won 5 Oscars and is the fourth highest-grossing film worldwide to win the Academy Award for Best Picture. Join us as we dissect 2000’s Gladiator with a modern eye.   •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:30 - Pertinent movie details  •0:12:00- Critical and fan reviews •0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:45:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Danny Laudati, Samantha Scott, Joe Allen, PO Muff, Charles W Forsythe, Allen Cline, Blake Zink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
BRUNCH:  Dutch (1991)

BRUNCH: Dutch (1991)

2024-11-1842:10

There aren’t many true ‘Thanksgiving-themed’ movies that have been made. Especially when compared to other holidays like Christmas and Halloween. Sure there are the classics like ‘Planes, Trains and Automobiles’ and ‘Son in Law’ but alot of people like to add the movie ‘Dutch’ to the list of Turkey day film lists.  So we decided to give it a go. Spoilers…. it wasn’t as good as people made it out to be. This one might get a little rough. Buckle up. —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Danny Laudati, Samantha Scott, Joe Allen, PO Muff, Charles W Forsythe, Allen Cline, Blake Zink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Player (1992)

The Player (1992)

2024-11-1301:52:54

Spoilers- This was an "I've Never Seen" for us, so I'm guessing many of you have not seen it as well. The Player is one of those movies that flew under the radar but deserves a watch. It was nominated for 3 Oscars and has more Oscar-winning actors and actresses in the cast than any other movie in history. The player also holds the record for most cameos in any movie in history.  Come on and listen as we dissect it with a modern eye! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:30 - Pertinent movie details  •0:09:45- Critical and fan reviews •0:18:30 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:41:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS: **** HelloFresh- Get 10 FREE meals at http://HelloFresh.com/freeconfusedbreakfast - - Applied across 7 boxes, new subscribers only, varies by plan. —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Danny Laudati, Samantha Scott, Joe Allen, PO Muff, Charles W Forsythe, Allen Cline, Blake Zink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We have done this before and it seems like the best way to answer a tough question. It's time for a single-elimination tournament to determine what the best Robert Zemeckis movie is. This is going to be tough on us, so tune in to find out who the winner is! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Terminator (1984)

The Terminator (1984)

2024-11-0602:02:30

It happened again. We reviewed the sequel of a movie before the original. It seemed fitting on the 40 year anniversary that we should go back to give The Terminator a modern day review. Do the special effects still hold up? Who was John Connor’s original father before Kyle Reese was sent back in time? Is this actually a horror movie? We dive deep, so you don’t want to miss this! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:30 - Pertinent movie details  •0:15:00- Critical and fan reviews •0:28:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:52:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS: ****EveryPlate- With affordable dinners for just $5.99 per serving, PLUS 50% off your first box, go to http://EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code onfused599 ****Shopify- Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at http://shopify.com/confused ****Acorns- Head to http://acorns.com/confused or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Danny Laudati, Samantha Scott, Joe Allen, PO Muff, Charles W Forsythe, Allen Cline, Blake Zink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Welcome to a fun brunch episode where we do a mock draft and try to create the perfect movie! Have you ever asked yourself the question- If you hypothetically got to produce a movie, what would your cast look like? Well join us as we each pick our own cast! —————————————————————— SPONSORS: ****Shopify- Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at http://shopify.com/confused ****Acorns- Head to http://acorns.com/confused or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Andrew Corley, John Wark, Travis Gilday, Jordan (KillerToFu) Johnson, Mitch Houser, Heather Hines, Michael Mankoski,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today’s episode, and for the conclusion of Spoojy Season, we discuss the original film of a franchise consisting of nine films, a television series, novels, comic books and various other media.  This movie single-handedly saved new line cinema from bankruptcy and was the film debut for Johnny Depp.  The movie that made us all afraid to fall asleep. Join us as we dissect 1984’s Nightmare on Elm Street. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details  •0:14:00- Critical and fan reviews •0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:43:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS: ****HelloFresh- Go to http://HelloFresh.com/FREECONFUSEDBREAKFAST for 10 free meals. ****Shopify- Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at http://shopify.com/confused ****Acorns- Head to http://acorns.com/confused or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Danny Laudati, Samantha Scott, Joe Allen, PO Muff, Charles W Forsythe, Allen Cline, Blake Zink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Creepshow is five grisly tales from a kid's comic book about a murdered father rising from his grave, a bizarre meteor, a vengeful husband, a mysterious crate's occupant, and a plague of cockroaches. It's a spooky season classic- Let's review it with a modern eye! —————————————————————— SPONSORS: ****DraftKings- Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code CONFUSED for new customers to get $200 in bonus bets when you bet just five bucks ****HelloFresh- Go to HelloFresh.com/FREECONFUSEDBREAKFAST for 10 free meals. ****Shopify- Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at http://shopify.com/confused ****Acorns- Head to http://acorns.com/confused or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Andrew Corley, John Wark, Travis Gilday, Jordan (KillerToFu) Johnson, Mitch Houser, Heather Hines, Michael Mankoski,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Event Horizon (1997)

Event Horizon (1997)

2024-10-2301:40:09

This movie flopped at the box office when it was released but it became a true cult classic in the years to follow. I think we speak for many of you when we say that this movie was terrifying the first time we saw it as kids. Does Event Horizon have one the lowest nostalgic ratings we have given? Why did they waste so much money on terrible affects? Is the ship still haunted at the end of the movie? We tackle all of this and more in today’s brand new episode.   •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:30 - Pertinent movie details  •0:09:45 - Critical and fan reviews •0:18:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:24:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS: ****DraftKings- Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code CONFUSED for new customers to get $200 in bonus bets when you bet just five bucks ****HelloFresh- Go to HelloFresh.com/FREECONFUSEDBREAKFAST for 10 free meals. ****Shopify- Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at http://shopify.com/confused ****Acorns- Head to http://acorns.com/confused or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Andrew Corley, John Wark, Travis Gilday, Jordan (KillerToFu) Johnson, Mitch Houser, Heather Hines, Michael Mankoski,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
You may not love Halloween but everyone loves candy. On today’s brunch, we discuss the best and worst Halloween candy. We even dive into Halloween traditions and music to make the season even better. Enjoy!   —————————————————————— SPONSORS: *** Go to HelloFresh.com/FREECONFUSEDBREAKFAST for 10 free meals. ****Shopify- Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at http://shopify.com/confused ****Acorns- Head to http://acorns.com/confused or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Andrew Corley, John Wark, Travis Gilday, Jordan (KillerToFu) Johnson, Mitch Houser, Heather Hines, Michael Mankoski,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Does Buffalo Bill’s music taste make him a better serial killer? How quickly can you get over a cumshot from a prisoner? Did you know that Super Troopers is in this movie universe? We tackle all the hard-hitting questions as we review the 23rd highest rated movie of all-time on IMDB. It was only the 3rd movie in history to win the Big 5 Oscar award categories and we are wondering if it still holds up with a modern-day eye.   •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details  •0:13:00- Critical and fan reviews •0:24:30 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:54:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS: ****EveryPlate- Join EveryPlate today and pay only $2.99 per meal, PLUS get 50% off your first box, for all box sizes! Go to http://EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code confused299  ****Shopify- Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at http://shopify.com/confused ****Acorns- Head to http://acorns.com/confused or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Andrew Corley, John Wark, Travis Gilday, Jordan (KillerToFu) Johnson, Mitch Houser, Heather Hines, Michael Mankoski,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We are getting real fun on today's brunch. Assuming each of us were writing and directing a movie, what songs would we put on the soundtrack? We defined 5 pivotal spots for music and each of us give our Top 5. Enjoy and be sure to check out the songs below. We even put them in a playlist for you to listen to. Songlist-   AJ- The Postal Serivce- Such Great Heights Rival Sons- Electric Man Young The Giant- Apartment Michigander- Better Airborne Toxic Event- Changing  Mike- The 1975- If You’re Too Shy (Let Me Know) Chase Atlantic- Triggered The Midnight- Shadows Third Eye Blind- Motorcycle Drive By Bleachers- Don’t Take The Money Sean- The Vogues- Turn Around Look At Me Television- See No Evil  Raspberries- Making It Easy Demon Lover- Shocking Blue Tom Petty- Here Comes My Girl Garland Jeffries- Wild in the Streets Spotify Playlist- https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7sC4rKzPRndzU5sMmTvL6I?si=D4iAvbWeTCWd0ZBxX1aCPQ&pi=u-KGN4sQF3TzyE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Is this our highest-rated nostalgia movie that we done so far? We were all just babies when this movie came out but it wowed us and entertained us in ways we could never have imagined. But 30+ years later, does it still hold up? It’s going to be tough with so much going against it in our modern-day review- Vanilla Ice, Moms Agains Fun Films (MUFFS), a quick turnaround and no Bebop and Rocksteady?  Enjoy! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details  •0:10:30- Critical and fan reviews •0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:31:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS: ****EveryPlate- Join EveryPlate today and pay only $2.99 per meal, PLUS get 50% off your first box, for all box sizes! Go to http://EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code confused299  ****Shopify- Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at http://shopify.com/confused ****Get tickets to our live comedy show on November 9th in Cedar Rapids, IA- https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-night-of-comedy-wthe-confused-breakfast-and-daniel-van-kirk-tickets-1026951990047 —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - Andrew Corley, John Wark, Travis Gilday, Jordan (KillerToFu) Johnson, Mitch Houser, Heather Hines, Michael Mankoski,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
One of the most popular albums of all-time, 'Hybrid Theory' by Linkin Park was released in October of 2000. How does it hold up nearly 25 years later and on the heels of a Linkin Park reunion announcement? Join us on today's brunch episode to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
**This episode was released on Oct 20, 2021 There’s something strange in the neighborhood. So let’s slide down the fire pole, fire up our unlicensed nuclear accelerator proton packs, and make our clients feel uncomfortable! The Ghostbusters became an instant classic, but with an all star cast, questionable special effects, and enough evil psychokinetic energy to make any regular Twinkie seem tiny, does this film still hold up? Time to get this key master and gate keeper together and show this prehistoric b*tch how we do thing downtown.  Learn more at http://confusedbreakfast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Little Giants (1994)

Little Giants (1994)

2024-10-0201:44:41

It’s time to head back to the mid 90s to a time where hollywood executives wanted you to believe that it didn’t matter how big, strong and athletic you were. As long as you had a first-time coach who knows nothing about the sport and you utilize trick plays, you can and most certainly will beat the best team in the land.  We are of course talking about 1994’s Little Giants. •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:06:45 - Pertinent movie details  •0:12:15 - Critical and fan reviews •0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:31:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS: ****EveryPlate- Join EveryPlate today and pay only $2.99 per meal, PLUS get 50% off your first box, for all box sizes! Go to http://EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code confused299  ****Shopify- Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at http://shopify.com/confused ****Get tickets to our live comedy show on November 9th in Cedar Rapids, IA- https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-night-of-comedy-wthe-confused-breakfast-and-daniel-van-kirk-tickets-1026951990047 PO BOX-   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - David Strecker, Sam, Trubraj, Michael Bowcock, Kameron Mickels, Nathan Tolley, Kerrie Parker, Michael Mayeux, DonR22, Jnathan Hamrick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
You are listening to our podcast, so we know that means you are probably always looking for recommendations of other podcasts to listen to. LIVE at Newbo City Market before the Iowa Podcast Awards, we each give you out Top 5 podcasts that we listen to when we aren't recording Confused Breakfast episodes. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
American Beauty (1999)

American Beauty (1999)

2024-09-2501:26:12

American Beauty came out in 1999 and clearly struck a chord with filmgoers. It became the talk of the nation and ended up winning 5 Oscars including best picture. 25 years later, do we all still feel the same way about it?  Are we still inspired by Ricky’s story about the plastic bag? Are we making mental notes about our own meaningless lives because of Lester’s commentary on suburbia and middle age? Or are we feeling slightly confused and wondering what we ever saw in this flick? Regardless, it’s still the 77th highest rated movie on IMDB, so it has to have something special going on, right?   •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details  •0:14:00- Critical and fan reviews •0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:49:30 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS: ****EveryPlate- Join EveryPlate today and pay only $2.99 per meal, PLUS get 50% off your first box, for all box sizes! Go to http://EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code confused299  ****Shopify- Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at http://shopify.com/confused —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano. Welcome to our newest members - David Strecker, Sam, Trubraj, Michael Bowcock, Kameron Mickels, Nathan Tolley, Kerrie Parker, Michael Mayeux, DonR22, Jnathan Hamrick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We decided to take some time to read reviews and messages as well as listen to voicemails. Thank you so much to everyone who takes the time to send us this stuff. Means the world. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Original_Caffeinator

Zombie Claus-Psychostick The Season's Upon Us-Dropkick Murphys Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch-Insane Clown Posse Merry F**king Christmas-Mr. Garrison/South Park 12 Pains Of Christmas-Artist Unknown (by me)

Dec 4th
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Original_Caffeinator

The Blair Thumb. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Great parody.

Nov 2nd
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Original_Caffeinator

show George Lucas ALL Disney produced Star Wars content before he sells, see if/how that changes his mind on selling.

Jul 17th
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Jason McIlnay

it's a bit out of the scope of the podcast, but the movie be kind rewind would be a great one to review. a love letter to the rental era

May 6th
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Dorian C. Schiefelbein

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Dec 6th
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Original_Caffeinator

great seeing you guys on Bertcast.........EXCEPT when you besmirched a film I enjoy. now I shall wait in the weeds for an Executive Producer Patreon slot to open up, for a chance to change some opinions.

Nov 1st
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Ryan DiReda

hey guys! A little fun fact you guys didn't bring up in this episode. The guy who gets his leg broken in bloodsport is Tong Po in Kickboxer and also is one of Military police in lionheart who is after Van Damme. I recently saw you guys on Bert's Kreisher's podcast and have been binging the eps at work. Im already a big fan

Oct 23rd
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JD

yes! I totally remember gotcha! I liked back then

May 2nd
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justin kohsman

love this review guys! I'd like to hear you guys talk about Water world!

Oct 27th
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Willie Cox III

Discovered this podcast a couple of days ago, and I've been binge listening through the episodes. I love that they discuss movies I watched growing up. It's like talking about movies with buddies. I recommend it.

Jul 21st
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Kyle Doiron

REVIEW TIME!!!!! After seeing one clip on Tik Tok I immediately tracked down the podcast and have listened to everyone episode sometimes more than once. I LOVE this podcast!!! The dinamic the 3 of you have, welcomes us in, as if we are part of an all night movie, snack, gaming session. I'm proud to be a member of "The Dazed Club" keep up the great work!

Jul 18th
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Marc S

super entertaining and easy listening. love going down memory lane with all the movies. got me re watching all of them now as well.

Apr 27th
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Josh Chesnut

Love this podcast! I first discovered it off of TikTok of all places. Decided to give it a listen and ended up listening to every single one in just 3 days. I was delighted to hear what others guys around my age think about the movies and shows I grew up on. The added bonus was finding out that they are Iowa boys just like me. I can’t wait to hear what they will cover in the future!

Apr 21st
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James Milligan

Easy listening, great laughs. This is my go to podcast when I want to break up the monotony and travel down memory lane. The cast has great chemistry and you can tell they put in the work. Again, very funny and deserves the love. Happy listening!

Jan 16th
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