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The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Luis Suárez’s suspension for Game 3 of the MLS Playoffs against Nashville SC. Are Inter Miami better or worse off without him? They also share their predictions for every Game 3 matchup in the MLS Playoffs.Next, Christian and Alexis welcome Chicano singer-songwriter Cuco to chat about his roots, music, and love for soccer. Cuco reveals how he became a die-hard LA Galaxy fan and explains why he supports both Club América and Chivas!Later, the boys react to the latest USMNT roster announcement for November and the surprise call-up of Gio Reyna. Has Gio earned this opportunity — and is this his last chance to impress before the World Cup? (7:30) – Are Inter Miami better or worse off without Luis Suárez?(16:45) – MLS Playoffs Game 3 predictions(23:30) – Cuco joins The Cooligans(32:00) – Cuco talks LA Galaxy fandom(38:30) – Will Cuco attend the 2026 World Cup?(44:30) – Cuco explains his complicated Liga MX fandom(56:30) – Breaking down Gio Reyna’s surprise USMNT call-up
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Inter Miami’s shocking Game 2 loss to Nashville. Can Inter Miami fix their defensive issues, or will Messi and company exit the playoffs in the first round for the second consecutive season? They also recap other big playoff games, including LAFC’s Game 2 domination of Austin and NYCFC’s disappointing loss to Charlotte.Next, Christian and Alexis recap the NWSL’s Decision Day and what it means for teams in the playoffs. Can Gotham FC find a way to play spoiler against the Kansas City Current? The boys also react to yet another poor season for Angel City and why Alexis Ohanian admitted it’s because of him.Later, the boys react to major soccer news, including Tyler Adams’ first Premier League goal and Real Madrid and Bayern Munich’s early domination. (9:00) – Can Inter Miami avoid an early playoff exit?(20:30) – LAFC dominate Austin FC(25:30) – Charlotte FC win, force Game 3 vs. NYCFC(32:30) – Can Gotham upset KC Current?(35:45) – What has gone wrong so far with Angel City?(42:00) – Sarah Gorden responds to Elizabeth Eddy’s article(51:45) – Rápido Reactions: Tyler Adams, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich & more
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros overreact to the start of the MLS Playoffs and give us their early thoughts. Which team has impressed the most so far? Who will win MLS Playoff MVP? Which contender is in danger of an early exit? They also break down the latest playoff games, including NYCFC’s 1-0 win over Charlotte FC.Next, Christian and Alexis bring on Meg Linehan, the women’s sports lead for The Athletic, to preview NWSL Decision Day. Can anyone stop the KC Current? How far can the Washington Spirit go without Trinity Rodman? They also react to Elizabeth Eddy of Angel City’s recent Op-Ed in the New York Post.Later, the boys react to major soccer news, including Vinicius Junior’s apology, Barcelona’s discontent with Lamine Yamal, and much more! (8:00) – Which MLS team has impressed the most?(11:00) – Which MLS Cup contender is in danger?(13:30) – Who can win Playoff MVP outside of Messi?(18:30) – Which head coach is in trouble?(20:30) – MLS Playoffs Game one recap(33:00) – Meg Linehan joins The Cooligans(35:00) – Elizabeth Eddy: NWSL must adopt gender standards(42:00) - Can anyone stop the KC Current?(44:00) - Who will clinch final home playoff spots?(50:30) - Where do you see the NWSL’s future?(55:30) - What midfield will we see with USWNT going forward?(1:01:15) - Rápido Reactions: Vinicius Jr., Lamine Yamal & more
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Real Madrid’s win over Barcelona in El Clásico. Vinicius Junior was unhappy after being subbed off and reportedly threatened to leave the team. Would Los Blancos be better off without him, or is he irreplaceable?Next, Christian and Alexis break down the MLS playoff games from the weekend. Should the Philadelphia Union be worried after a shaky Game 1 win against Chicago? The boys also respond to ESPN’s Michael Wilbon’s comments on the MLS playoffs — and why they were unnecessary.Later, they discuss the latest in the Premier League, including Manchester City’s and Liverpool’s recent struggles. Can Arsenal pull away in the title race? (6:45) – Are Real Madrid better off without Vinicius Junior?(18:00) – Philadelphia Union look shaky in win vs. Chicago Fire(22:15) – San Diego defeat Portland Timbers 2–1(29:30) – Mike Wilbon comments on MLS playoffs(38:45) – Liverpool lose fourth league game in a row(46:15) – Are Man City too reliant on Erling Haaland?(50:00) – Are Arsenal starting to pull away in the title race?
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on MLS 360 host Kevin Egan to break down all things Major League Soccer. They discuss Lionel Messi’s contract extension with Inter Miami and what it means for the future of the league. The guys also preview the MLS Playoffs, giving their predictions for conference champions, dark horses, and MLS Cup winners.Next, Christian and Alexis react to another Champions League matchday. Is Liverpool’s 4-4-2 formation the solution to their problems? Are PSG and Barcelona the Champions League favorites? Can Arsenal continue their early-season dominance?Later, the boys react to NBC’s Premier League crew and a hilarious gaffe while promoting the NBA on NBC. (8:00) – Lionel Messi, Inter Miami sign extension until 2028(15:30) – MLS Playoff First Round Predictions(30:30) – Western Conference Predictions(33:30) – Eastern Conference Predictions(39:00) – MLS Dark Horse to Watch(41:30) – MLS Cup Champion Predictions(50:00) – Liverpool’s new formation: a possible solution?(57:30) – PSG, Barcelona thrash opponents(1:03:30) – Arsenal continue early-season dominance(1:11:30) – NBC crew’s hilarious gaffe
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Christian Polanco and Matt Doyle break down MLS Decision Day as the regular season comes to a close. Lionel Messi finishes the season on a historic run, but is it enough for Inter Miami to win MLS Cup? Can the Philadelphia Union replicate their regular season success in the postseason? And what has gone so terribly wrong for D.C. United?Next, Christian and Matt welcome World Cup winner and USWNT legend Julie Foudy. Julie breaks down the future of the NWSL and women’s soccer, including what needs to change if the league wants to keep its top talent. They also discuss Emma Hayes’ tenure so far with the USWNT and look back at Julie’s iconic USWNT class, which helped lay the foundation for the national team’s long-term success.Later, the boys react to Nottingham Forest sacking Ange Postecoglou and debate whether Sean Dyche is the right man to stabilize the club. (12:00) – Is Messi’s brilliance enough for Miami to win MLS Cup?(20:00) – Can Philadelphia Union win MLS Cup and complete the double?(25:30) – Wilfried Zaha red card leaves Charlotte short-handed(30:00) – San Diego FC wins Western Conference(34:00) – What’s gone wrong with D.C. United?(38:30) – Julie Foudy joins The Cooligans(47:30) – Can the NWSL compete financially with Europe?(58:45) – Breaking down USWNT past and present(1:17:45) – Nottingham Forest sack Ange Postecoglou
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on MLS Season Pass analyst Gio Savarese to preview the end of the MLS season. What surprises can we expect on Decision Day? Which teams and players stand out as we head into the playoffs?Next, Christian and Alexis welcome former MLS and USMNT goalkeeper Nick Rimando. Nick breaks down the USMNT’s recent performances and gives his take on the current goalkeeping battle within the squad. He also shares stories from his MLS career and how he became one of the best penalty stoppers in league history.Later, the boys react to the latest soccer news, including Cape Verde qualifying for the World Cup, Haji Wright’s USMNT performance, and more! (4:30) – Breaking down Thomas Müller’s MLS impact(11:00) – How impressive was San Diego’s debut season?(14:00) – Who will grab the remaining MLS playoff spots?(23:00) – Picking MLS season award winners(29:00) – Nick Rimando joins The Cooligans(31:15) – Breaking down the current USMNT goalkeeper situation(36:30) – Reacting to recent USMNT performances(43:00) – Re-living Nick’s career & Hall of Fame induction(1:05:00) – Nick plays the Pro/Rel game(1:10:30) – Rápido Reactions: Cape Verde, Haji Wright & more
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Mauricio Pochettino’s recent Instagram story about “culture,” which he tagged the USMNT in. What does it mean, and who exactly is the message aimed at?Next, Christian and Alexis welcome Seattle Reign and Wales midfielder Jess Fishlock. They chat about everything from her storied soccer career to the upcoming NWSL playoffs — and her wedding to fellow teammate Tziarra King.Later, the boys react to Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s latest comments defending his decision to cut costs at the club, including getting rid of free lunches. (7:00) – Pochettino tags USMNT in cryptic Instagram story(25:00) – Jess Fishlock joins The Cooligans(28:30) – Jess reflects on representing Wales(33:00) – Jess’ impact and legacy in the NWSL(36:00) – Jess’ approach to the NWSL playoffs(44:00) – Jess reveals how she met wife Tziarra King(55:30) – Jim Ratcliffe doubles down on Man United cost-cutting
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT’s 1-1 draw against Ecuador. The boys break down an impressive performance from the USMNT and discuss what it could mean for the team moving forward. They also highlight standout performances from Folarin Balogun and Malik Tillman as both players continue to strengthen their cases for starting XI spots.Then, Christian and Alexis share their biggest takeaways from the match and update their confidence meter rating for Pochettino with the USMNT. Has Poch finally figured out how to get the best out of this squad?Finally, they preview the USMNT’s next match against Australia and share their expectations for the rest of the international window. (0:00) – Match recap(4:00) – Player of the Game: Folarin Balogun(14:00) – Breaking down Malik Tillman’s performance(21:00) – Biggest takeaway for USMNT(28:00) – USMNT confidence meter(38:00) - USMNT vs. Australia preview
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Arsenal’s strong start to the season and discuss whether the Gunners are finally primed to win the Premier League title. Does Mikel Arteta now have the pieces to end Arsenal’s long title drought?Next, Christian and Alexis welcome fashion designer and soccer fanatic KidSuper to chat about his love for the sport and how it inspired him to design official jerseys for the FIFA Club World Cup.Later, KidSuper talks about his relationship with soccer legend Ronaldinho and the new sports collaborations he’s working on for the future. (12:00) - Can Arsenal finally break their Premier League title drought?(27:45) - KidSuper joins The Cooligans(46:00) - KidSuper on designing Puma’s Club World Cup jerseys(55:00) - KidSuper on his personal and professional relationship with Ronaldinho(1:08:00) - KidSuper on future sports and fashion collaborations
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Harry Kane’s record-breaking start to the season with Bayern Munich. Has Kane reached his peak, or is the Bundesliga simply too easy for him?Next, Christian and Alexis welcome North Carolina Courage and USWNT goalkeeper Casey Murphy. She shares her experience winning Olympic gold, her career journey so far, and what it was like saving Alex Morgan’s final career penalty kick.Later, they discuss the USMNT’s latest roster and what it could mean for October’s matches. They also recap Nashville SC’s U.S. Open Cup Final victory and debate whether Liverpool should bench Florian Wirtz after his slow start to the season. (7:00) - Is Harry Kane too good for Bundesliga?(21:00) - Casey Murphy joins The Cooligans(24:00) - Casey Murphy’s inspiration to become a goalkeeper(37:00) - Casey Murphy’s ultra competitive nature(52:30) - Feeling after saving Alex Morgan’s last ever PK(56:30) - Reacting to USMNT’s October roster(1:02:00) - Nashville win the US Open Cup(1:07:00) - Time to bench Florian Wirtz?
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Christian Pulisic’s impressive start to the Serie A season. As he consistently continues to perform for AC Milan, has he started to stake his claim as the best player in Serie A?Next, Christian and Alexis recap a busy weekend in the Premier League including all the controversy surrounding Arsenal’s game against Newcastle. The boys break down each major VAR decision from the game as well as detail Arsenal’s impressive comeback. They also recap other important games, including Liverpool’s loss to Crystal Palace, Chelsea’s red card issues & Manchester United’s Ruben Amorim problem.Later, they react to some big derbies around the World including the Madrid derby and the Hudson River Derby. (6:30) - Is Christian Pulisic the best player in Serie A?(20:30) - Arsenal gets comeback win vs. Newcastle(39:00) - Chelsea & Liverpool with shock losses(44:30) - Manchester United stuck with Ruben Amorim?(53:00) - NYCFC win the Hudson River Derby(1:08:00) - Atletico Madrid manhandle Real Madrid
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down LAFC’s hot run of form since acquiring Son Heung-Min, and what it could mean for the club as we head into the playoffs. Have LAFC overtaken Inter Miami as the MLS Cup favorites?Next, Christian and Alexis recap USMNT activity across Europe. Which USMNT striker abroad is staking his claim to be the national team’s #9? They also break down Christian Pulisic and Malik Tillman’s hot starts for their clubs and what it could mean for the USMNT next summer.Later, they react to some of the biggest news in world soccer, including Harry Kane’s possible return to Tottenham, Ousmane Dembélé’s Ballon d’Or win, and more. (7:30) - Are LAFC the new MLS juggernaut?(32:00) - Which USMNT striker is leading the race to start in 2026?(41:00) - Christian Pulisic real to make all-star leap?(45:00) - Malik Tillman cementing himself at USMNT #10?(48:00) - Rápido Reactions: Harry Kane, Ballon D’or & more
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Arsenal’s 1-1 draw vs. Manchester City on Sunday. Was the game a point gained or two points lost for the Gunners? Also, the boys break down whether or not Arteta’s tactics and team selection are holding the team back.Next, Christian and Alexis recap their time in Kansas City for the Premier League Fan Fest. They also react to other major Premier League results, including Chelsea’s shocking loss to a struggling Manchester United.Later, they break down the KC Current’s latest win, which clinched the NWSL Shield. The guys share their experience attending the game in person.(8:15) - Arsenal salvage draw vs. Man City(29:00) - Cooligans share their Premier League fan fest experience(41:45) - Chelsea fall to Manchester United(53:15) - Liverpool continue perfect start to season(57:00) - KC Current clinch NWSL Shield
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Liverpool’s late win over Atlético Madrid — their fourth such victory this season. Are Liverpool truly this good, or are they just riding their luck? Meanwhile, Real Madrid benefited from some fortunate refereeing in their latest win. Do they get preferential treatment in the Champions League?Next, Christian and Alexis welcome USWNT and Portland Thorns star midfielder Sam Coffey to chat about her rising career. Sam shares insights on her unique journey through the soccer ranks, her natural leadership on and off the field, and the bizarre reason she always tucks in her shirt during games.Later, they react to the New England Revolution’s decision to sack Caleb Porter and discuss whether Jim Curtin could be a good fit for the club. Is it time for another rebuild in New England? (7:45) - Are Liverpool this good or just lucky?(15:00) - Do Real Madrid get preferential treatment in Champions League?(24:00) - Recapping other Champions League results(33:30) - Sam Coffey joins The Cooligans(1:10:30) - Jim Curtin the right fit in New England? If you want to buy the Premier League Fan Fest shirt, you can buy it here: http://shop.embelex.com
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Inter Miami’s inconsistent form over the past month and what it could mean for the club heading into the playoffs. As things stand, has the Inter Miami project been a failure? They also recap dominant wins by Western Conference contenders LAFC and the Vancouver Whitecaps.Next, Christian and Alexis break down what’s going wrong at Manchester United and whether Ruben Amorim is the wrong fit for the club. Can Amorim turn things around, or should Manchester United cut their losses? They also recap a busy weekend in the Premier League, including a late win by Liverpool and Arsenal’s newfound depth.Later, they react to Lamine Yamal’s mysterious “pubic” injury in another hilarious edition of “Oh For Real!?”. (8:00) - Has the Inter Miami project been a failure?(19:00) - LAFC & Vancouver continue dominant form(35:45) - Ruben Amorim a bad fit for Man United?(48:45) - Notable results around the Premier League(1:01:00) - Lamine Yamal out with “Pubic” injury
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT’s big win over Japan and break down what Mauricio Pochettino’s new tactical formation could mean for the team going forward. Can the new-look USMNT be the key to their future success?Next, Christian and Alexis discuss Nottingham Forest’s head coach shake-up. Was the club right to sack Nuno Espírito Santo, and is Ange Postecoglou the right man to lead them forward?Later, the boys recap the latest from World Cup qualifiers around the globe. Which Cinderella stories should we watch out for, and which big names are on the hot seat? (14:30) - Has USMNT struck gold with new formation?(26:30) - Pochettino right to experiment with squad?(33:45) - Nottingham Forest replace Nuno with Ange Postecoglou(44:00) - Recapping notable World Cup Qualifier stories
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT’s 2-0 friendly win over Japan. The boys break down the entire performance, including Folarin Balogun’s strong showing at striker. Has Balogun cemented his place as the starting striker for next summer? They also recap Christian Pulisic’s return to the USMNT and explain why he’s such a crucial piece for the team.Then, they grade the September international window, which included both a win and a loss. They also highlight their “stock up” player following this game. Can Alex Zendejas make a case to compete with Tim Weah for the right-wing spot?Finally, Christian and Alexis reveal where their USMNT confidence meter stands after another mixed international window under Mauricio Pochettino. (0:00) – Match recap(8:00) – Grading the September window(19:00) – Breaking down Christian Pulisic’s performance(30:00) – Stock up: Alex Zendejas(35:00) – USMNT confidence meter
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Inter Miami CF has never been short on storylines since the arrival of Lionel Messi but after crashing out of the Leagues Cup against Seattle Sounders FC, the noise has only gotten louder. Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros dive into the Luis Suárez spitting incident and Lionel Messi allegedly threatening Pedro de la Vega during the League Cup final. The guys then recap their trip to Germany visiting the Bundesliga, break down transfer news involving Liverpool and FC Bayern München and react to the breaking news from Tottenham Hotspur.8:16 – Inter Miami CF crashes out of the Leagues Cup26:40 – Messi makes a threat36:31 – USMNT friendlies roster revealed39:05 – The Cooligans go to Germany1:11:15 – Transfer window news1:20:48 – Daniel Levy out at Tottenham
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros are joined by former MLS player and current agent Chris Wingert as they talk about his MLS career, which included winning the 2009 MLS Cup, playing in New York City FC’s inaugural season and his views on current American players. Chris shares stories about playing with Andrea Pirlo and Frank Lampard, why winning the MLS Cup was such a huge moment for the league and going backstage at a concert featuring The Black Crowes and The Smashing Pumpkins.1:55 – Chris Wingert joins the show!5:40 – His experience getting drafted22:47 – Playing with Andrea Pirlo and Frank Lampard42:55 – Why did Chris become an agent?55:21 – The current state of American soccer players1:25:47 – Memories from the 2009 MLS Cup
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