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The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react live to Inter Miami and Lionel Messi’s 3–1 victory over the Vancouver Whitecaps in the MLS Cup Final. The boys break down Messi’s two-assist performance en route to capturing his first MLS title and discuss what this means for his legacy in Major League Soccer.Then, Christian and Alexis look back at the MLS careers of Sergio Busquets and Jordi Alba as they play their final match as MLS champions. They also break down Rodrigo De Paul’s importance to Inter Miami throughout the entire season, including his impact in the championship match.Finally, they recap the entire Major League Soccer season as it comes to an end — including their favorite moments and their pick for playoff MVP.(0:30) – MLS Cup Final Match Recap(5:00) – Player of the Game: Lionel Messi(16:30) – Highlighting Rodrigo De Paul’s Impact This Season(21:00) – Looking Back on Busquets and Alba’s Careers(38:00) – MLS Season Recap
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros give their live reaction to the World Cup Draw. The boys discuss the USMNT’s group — which includes Australia and Paraguay — and how far the Stars and Stripes can go next summer. They also look at the draw overall and reveal their pick for the “Group of Death.”Then, Christian and Alexis break down the tournament’s biggest juggernauts, including England, France, Portugal, Spain, and Argentina, and share who they think is primed for a deep run. They also compare Ronaldo and Messi’s legacies ahead of what is likely each of their final World Cups.Finally, they reveal their dark horses for the tournament and predict who will hoist the World Cup in July. They also discuss how far the USMNT will go — and what would qualify as a successful tournament for the Red, White, and Blue. (2:00) – USMNT World Cup Group Preview(16:30) – Examining Each Potential “Group of Death”(25:15) – Which Juggernaut Is Primed to Win It All?(36:00) – Ronaldo vs. Messi: One Last Time?(41:00) – Who’s the World Cup Dark Horse?(49:00) – Predicting the 2026 World Cup Winner(51:30) – Breaking Down the Remaining Six WC Spots(56:00) – How Far Will the USMNT Go in 2026?
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Christian Polanco and Taylor Twellman react to Inter Miami and the Vancouver Whitecaps’ dominant performances in the MLS Conference Finals. Will Lionel Messi and Inter Miami finally hoist the MLS Cup, or can Thomas Müller’s gritty Vancouver side spoil the celebrations?Next, Christian and Alexis bring on MLS and USMNT legend Clint Dempsey to chat all things USMNT, including what Mauricio Pochettino has changed within the squad to spark their current resurgence. Clint also shares his thoughts on what the new Summer–Spring calendar will mean for Major League Soccer.Later, Clint discusses the USMNT’s striker dilemma and why he believes competition for the starting spot is a good thing. Timestamps:(2:45) – Are Inter Miami unstoppable?(13:00) – Can Thomas Müller & Co. spoil Miami’s party?(18:30) – MLS Cup Final preview(28:45) – Breaking down the USMNT ahead of the World Cup(36:00) – Clint Dempsey reacts to the new MLS calendar change(41:00) – Breaking down the USMNT’s striker dilemma
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to a crazy weekend in the MLS playoffs. First, LAFC were stunned by the Vancouver Whitecaps — how did it all go down, and does this make Vancouver the Western Conference favorites? Then, Inter Miami dominated FC Cincinnati. Will Javier Mascherano bench Luis Suárez permanently?Next, Christian and Alexis bring on MLS and USMNT center back Tim Ream to chat all things USMNT, including Gio Reyna’s unlikely return. How will the USMNT prepare heading into the final stretch before the World Cup, and what difference has Pochettino made for the team?Later, the boys break down whether Arsenal can stave off competition from Man City and Chelsea and continue their impressive start to the season. They also look at Liverpool’s struggles and what that means for Arne Slot.Timestamps:(6:30) – LAFC stunned by 9-man Vancouver(20:00) – Are Inter Miami better off without Luis Suárez?(37:00) – NYCFC eliminate top-seeded Philadelphia Union(47:30) – Tim Ream joins The Cooligans(1:02:00) – Can anyone catch Arsenal in the title race?
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros give their live reaction to the NWSL Final, where Gotham FC beat the Washington Spirit 1–0 to clinch their second NWSL title in three seasons. They discuss the controversial foul by Lilly Reale in the second half and whether the referee should have given her a second yellow card for the offense.Then, Christian and Alexis break down Rose Lavelle’s game-winning goal and why she was their Player of the Game. Did Hal Hershfelt’s injury and brief absence in the second half turn the momentum toward Gotham?Finally, they take a look at Trinity Rodman and discuss whether this was her final game in the NWSL, as her contract with the Washington Spirit is set to expire. Does the league need to do whatever it takes to keep her? They also recap the NWSL awards, including a surprise winner for Coach of the Year. (0:00) – Match recap(3:00) – Breaking down Lilly Reale’s controversial foul(19:30) – Player of the Game: Rose Lavelle(26:00) – Trinity Rodman’s last game in the NWSL?(38:30) – NWSL awards recap
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Christian Polanco and Matt Doyle give their live reaction to the USMNT’s historically dominant 5–1 win over Uruguay. Does Mauricio Pochettino have the team coming together at the right time, or is this just luck? Should the USMNT rely on Gio Reyna more going forward?Then, Christian and Matt share their biggest takeaways from the match, as well as their grade for the USMNT during this window. They also explain why Alex Freeman and Sebastian Berhalter impressed them the most against Uruguay.Finally, they look at the window as a whole and reveal who they think has locked up a roster spot for the USMNT at the World Cup. (0:00) – Match recap(6:00) – Breaking down USMNT’s historic win(12:00) – The Gio Reyna dilemma(22:30) – USMNT vs. Uruguay: Players of the Game(32:30) – USMNT stock up / stock down
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Weston McKennie being left off the November USMNT roster. Should Mauricio Pochettino have selected the midfielder just months ahead of the World Cup? The boys also pick their best XI from this roster and highlight one fringe player they believe deserves to make the World Cup squad.Next, Christian and Alexis react to the shocking news that MLS has decided to switch to a fall–spring schedule starting in 2027. Is this the right move for the league? And how will MLS adapt to the European soccer calendar?Later, the boys preview both NWSL semifinal matchups and give their predictions — including who they guarantee will win it all. (6:30) – No McKennie or Pulisic: Time for USMNT to Panic?(17:00) – USMNT November Best XI Predictions(25:30) – USMNT Player Spotlight: Who Deserves to Make the World Cup Roster?(30:00) – MLS Approves Change to Fall–Spring Calendar(48:00) – NWSL Playoffs Semifinal Preview
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Inter Miami’s convincing win over Nashville SC without Luis Suárez. Is it time to bench Suárez for the remainder of the playoffs? The boys also break down every other MLS Playoff Game 3, including San Diego’s demolition of the Portland Timbers and some big penalty drama in Minnesota.Next, Christian and Alexis welcome USMNT writer Leander Schaerlaeckens to chat about the history of soccer in America as well as the current state of the USMNT. How confident should we be in Mauricio Pochettino?Later, the boys react to the KC Current’s shocking loss to Gotham FC in the opening round of the NWSL playoffs. Is it the biggest upset in NWSL history? They also discuss other playoff results, including Aubrey Kingsbury’s heroics for the Washington Spirit in their penalty shootout. (8:00) – Is it time for Inter Miami to bench Luis Suárez?(17:30) – MLS Playoffs Game 3 reaction(37:30) – Leander Schaerlaeckens joins The Cooligans(44:00) – Explaining the history of U.S. soccer(59:15) – Looking behind the curtain of the USMNT(1:11:00) – Gotham FC shock KC Current! Biggest upset in NWSL history?(1:23:15) – NWSL Playoffs 1st round reaction
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Luis Suárez’s suspension for Game 3 of the MLS Playoffs against Nashville SC. Are Inter Miami better or worse off without him? They also share their predictions for every Game 3 matchup in the MLS Playoffs.Next, Christian and Alexis welcome Chicano singer-songwriter Cuco to chat about his roots, music, and love for soccer. Cuco reveals how he became a die-hard LA Galaxy fan and explains why he supports both Club América and Chivas!Later, the boys react to the latest USMNT roster announcement for November and the surprise call-up of Gio Reyna. Has Gio earned this opportunity — and is this his last chance to impress before the World Cup? (7:30) – Are Inter Miami better or worse off without Luis Suárez?(16:45) – MLS Playoffs Game 3 predictions(23:30) – Cuco joins The Cooligans(32:00) – Cuco talks LA Galaxy fandom(38:30) – Will Cuco attend the 2026 World Cup?(44:30) – Cuco explains his complicated Liga MX fandom(56:30) – Breaking down Gio Reyna’s surprise USMNT call-up
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Inter Miami’s shocking Game 2 loss to Nashville. Can Inter Miami fix their defensive issues, or will Messi and company exit the playoffs in the first round for the second consecutive season? They also recap other big playoff games, including LAFC’s Game 2 domination of Austin and NYCFC’s disappointing loss to Charlotte.Next, Christian and Alexis recap the NWSL’s Decision Day and what it means for teams in the playoffs. Can Gotham FC find a way to play spoiler against the Kansas City Current? The boys also react to yet another poor season for Angel City and why Alexis Ohanian admitted it’s because of him.Later, the boys react to major soccer news, including Tyler Adams’ first Premier League goal and Real Madrid and Bayern Munich’s early domination. (9:00) – Can Inter Miami avoid an early playoff exit?(20:30) – LAFC dominate Austin FC(25:30) – Charlotte FC win, force Game 3 vs. NYCFC(32:30) – Can Gotham upset KC Current?(35:45) – What has gone wrong so far with Angel City?(42:00) – Sarah Gorden responds to Elizabeth Eddy’s article(51:45) – Rápido Reactions: Tyler Adams, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich & more
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros overreact to the start of the MLS Playoffs and give us their early thoughts. Which team has impressed the most so far? Who will win MLS Playoff MVP? Which contender is in danger of an early exit? They also break down the latest playoff games, including NYCFC’s 1-0 win over Charlotte FC.Next, Christian and Alexis bring on Meg Linehan, the women’s sports lead for The Athletic, to preview NWSL Decision Day. Can anyone stop the KC Current? How far can the Washington Spirit go without Trinity Rodman? They also react to Elizabeth Eddy of Angel City’s recent Op-Ed in the New York Post.Later, the boys react to major soccer news, including Vinicius Junior’s apology, Barcelona’s discontent with Lamine Yamal, and much more! (8:00) – Which MLS team has impressed the most?(11:00) – Which MLS Cup contender is in danger?(13:30) – Who can win Playoff MVP outside of Messi?(18:30) – Which head coach is in trouble?(20:30) – MLS Playoffs Game one recap(33:00) – Meg Linehan joins The Cooligans(35:00) – Elizabeth Eddy: NWSL must adopt gender standards(42:00) - Can anyone stop the KC Current?(44:00) - Who will clinch final home playoff spots?(50:30) - Where do you see the NWSL’s future?(55:30) - What midfield will we see with USWNT going forward?(1:01:15) - Rápido Reactions: Vinicius Jr., Lamine Yamal & more
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Real Madrid’s win over Barcelona in El Clásico. Vinicius Junior was unhappy after being subbed off and reportedly threatened to leave the team. Would Los Blancos be better off without him, or is he irreplaceable?Next, Christian and Alexis break down the MLS playoff games from the weekend. Should the Philadelphia Union be worried after a shaky Game 1 win against Chicago? The boys also respond to ESPN’s Michael Wilbon’s comments on the MLS playoffs — and why they were unnecessary.Later, they discuss the latest in the Premier League, including Manchester City’s and Liverpool’s recent struggles. Can Arsenal pull away in the title race? (6:45) – Are Real Madrid better off without Vinicius Junior?(18:00) – Philadelphia Union look shaky in win vs. Chicago Fire(22:15) – San Diego defeat Portland Timbers 2–1(29:30) – Mike Wilbon comments on MLS playoffs(38:45) – Liverpool lose fourth league game in a row(46:15) – Are Man City too reliant on Erling Haaland?(50:00) – Are Arsenal starting to pull away in the title race?
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on MLS 360 host Kevin Egan to break down all things Major League Soccer. They discuss Lionel Messi’s contract extension with Inter Miami and what it means for the future of the league. The guys also preview the MLS Playoffs, giving their predictions for conference champions, dark horses, and MLS Cup winners.Next, Christian and Alexis react to another Champions League matchday. Is Liverpool’s 4-4-2 formation the solution to their problems? Are PSG and Barcelona the Champions League favorites? Can Arsenal continue their early-season dominance?Later, the boys react to NBC’s Premier League crew and a hilarious gaffe while promoting the NBA on NBC. (8:00) – Lionel Messi, Inter Miami sign extension until 2028(15:30) – MLS Playoff First Round Predictions(30:30) – Western Conference Predictions(33:30) – Eastern Conference Predictions(39:00) – MLS Dark Horse to Watch(41:30) – MLS Cup Champion Predictions(50:00) – Liverpool’s new formation: a possible solution?(57:30) – PSG, Barcelona thrash opponents(1:03:30) – Arsenal continue early-season dominance(1:11:30) – NBC crew’s hilarious gaffe
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Christian Polanco and Matt Doyle break down MLS Decision Day as the regular season comes to a close. Lionel Messi finishes the season on a historic run, but is it enough for Inter Miami to win MLS Cup? Can the Philadelphia Union replicate their regular season success in the postseason? And what has gone so terribly wrong for D.C. United?Next, Christian and Matt welcome World Cup winner and USWNT legend Julie Foudy. Julie breaks down the future of the NWSL and women’s soccer, including what needs to change if the league wants to keep its top talent. They also discuss Emma Hayes’ tenure so far with the USWNT and look back at Julie’s iconic USWNT class, which helped lay the foundation for the national team’s long-term success.Later, the boys react to Nottingham Forest sacking Ange Postecoglou and debate whether Sean Dyche is the right man to stabilize the club. (12:00) – Is Messi’s brilliance enough for Miami to win MLS Cup?(20:00) – Can Philadelphia Union win MLS Cup and complete the double?(25:30) – Wilfried Zaha red card leaves Charlotte short-handed(30:00) – San Diego FC wins Western Conference(34:00) – What’s gone wrong with D.C. United?(38:30) – Julie Foudy joins The Cooligans(47:30) – Can the NWSL compete financially with Europe?(58:45) – Breaking down USWNT past and present(1:17:45) – Nottingham Forest sack Ange Postecoglou
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on MLS Season Pass analyst Gio Savarese to preview the end of the MLS season. What surprises can we expect on Decision Day? Which teams and players stand out as we head into the playoffs?Next, Christian and Alexis welcome former MLS and USMNT goalkeeper Nick Rimando. Nick breaks down the USMNT’s recent performances and gives his take on the current goalkeeping battle within the squad. He also shares stories from his MLS career and how he became one of the best penalty stoppers in league history.Later, the boys react to the latest soccer news, including Cape Verde qualifying for the World Cup, Haji Wright’s USMNT performance, and more! (4:30) – Breaking down Thomas Müller’s MLS impact(11:00) – How impressive was San Diego’s debut season?(14:00) – Who will grab the remaining MLS playoff spots?(23:00) – Picking MLS season award winners(29:00) – Nick Rimando joins The Cooligans(31:15) – Breaking down the current USMNT goalkeeper situation(36:30) – Reacting to recent USMNT performances(43:00) – Re-living Nick’s career & Hall of Fame induction(1:05:00) – Nick plays the Pro/Rel game(1:10:30) – Rápido Reactions: Cape Verde, Haji Wright & more
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Mauricio Pochettino’s recent Instagram story about “culture,” which he tagged the USMNT in. What does it mean, and who exactly is the message aimed at?Next, Christian and Alexis welcome Seattle Reign and Wales midfielder Jess Fishlock. They chat about everything from her storied soccer career to the upcoming NWSL playoffs — and her wedding to fellow teammate Tziarra King.Later, the boys react to Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s latest comments defending his decision to cut costs at the club, including getting rid of free lunches. (7:00) – Pochettino tags USMNT in cryptic Instagram story(25:00) – Jess Fishlock joins The Cooligans(28:30) – Jess reflects on representing Wales(33:00) – Jess’ impact and legacy in the NWSL(36:00) – Jess’ approach to the NWSL playoffs(44:00) – Jess reveals how she met wife Tziarra King(55:30) – Jim Ratcliffe doubles down on Man United cost-cutting
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT’s 1-1 draw against Ecuador. The boys break down an impressive performance from the USMNT and discuss what it could mean for the team moving forward. They also highlight standout performances from Folarin Balogun and Malik Tillman as both players continue to strengthen their cases for starting XI spots.Then, Christian and Alexis share their biggest takeaways from the match and update their confidence meter rating for Pochettino with the USMNT. Has Poch finally figured out how to get the best out of this squad?Finally, they preview the USMNT’s next match against Australia and share their expectations for the rest of the international window. (0:00) – Match recap(4:00) – Player of the Game: Folarin Balogun(14:00) – Breaking down Malik Tillman’s performance(21:00) – Biggest takeaway for USMNT(28:00) – USMNT confidence meter(38:00) - USMNT vs. Australia preview
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Arsenal’s strong start to the season and discuss whether the Gunners are finally primed to win the Premier League title. Does Mikel Arteta now have the pieces to end Arsenal’s long title drought?Next, Christian and Alexis welcome fashion designer and soccer fanatic KidSuper to chat about his love for the sport and how it inspired him to design official jerseys for the FIFA Club World Cup.Later, KidSuper talks about his relationship with soccer legend Ronaldinho and the new sports collaborations he’s working on for the future. (12:00) - Can Arsenal finally break their Premier League title drought?(27:45) - KidSuper joins The Cooligans(46:00) - KidSuper on designing Puma’s Club World Cup jerseys(55:00) - KidSuper on his personal and professional relationship with Ronaldinho(1:08:00) - KidSuper on future sports and fashion collaborations
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Harry Kane’s record-breaking start to the season with Bayern Munich. Has Kane reached his peak, or is the Bundesliga simply too easy for him?Next, Christian and Alexis welcome North Carolina Courage and USWNT goalkeeper Casey Murphy. She shares her experience winning Olympic gold, her career journey so far, and what it was like saving Alex Morgan’s final career penalty kick.Later, they discuss the USMNT’s latest roster and what it could mean for October’s matches. They also recap Nashville SC’s U.S. Open Cup Final victory and debate whether Liverpool should bench Florian Wirtz after his slow start to the season. (7:00) - Is Harry Kane too good for Bundesliga?(21:00) - Casey Murphy joins The Cooligans(24:00) - Casey Murphy’s inspiration to become a goalkeeper(37:00) - Casey Murphy’s ultra competitive nature(52:30) - Feeling after saving Alex Morgan’s last ever PK(56:30) - Reacting to USMNT’s October roster(1:02:00) - Nashville win the US Open Cup(1:07:00) - Time to bench Florian Wirtz?
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Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Christian Pulisic’s impressive start to the Serie A season. As he consistently continues to perform for AC Milan, has he started to stake his claim as the best player in Serie A?Next, Christian and Alexis recap a busy weekend in the Premier League including all the controversy surrounding Arsenal’s game against Newcastle. The boys break down each major VAR decision from the game as well as detail Arsenal’s impressive comeback. They also recap other important games, including Liverpool’s loss to Crystal Palace, Chelsea’s red card issues & Manchester United’s Ruben Amorim problem.Later, they react to some big derbies around the World including the Madrid derby and the Hudson River Derby. (6:30) - Is Christian Pulisic the best player in Serie A?(20:30) - Arsenal gets comeback win vs. Newcastle(39:00) - Chelsea & Liverpool with shock losses(44:30) - Manchester United stuck with Ruben Amorim?(53:00) - NYCFC win the Hudson River Derby(1:08:00) - Atletico Madrid manhandle Real Madrid
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