The Cooligans

The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

USMNT look impressive, Mitja Ilenic previews Hudson River Derby playoff & Rápido Reactions!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros discuss the USMNT’s impressive 4-2 win over Jamaica on this episode of The Cooligans.Christian and Alexis then chat with NYCFC defender, Mitja Ilenic, ahead of the team’s derby playoff matchup this weekend against Red Bulls.Later, Christian and Alexis give us their latest version of Rápido Reactions. (5:56) - USMNT def. Jamaica 4-2(27:40) - NYCFC’s Mitja Ilenic joins the show(31:15) - Reliving NYCFC’s win over FC Cincinnati(37:14) - Ilenic’s thoughts on his time in MLS(55:28) - Rápido Reactions: Inter Miami, Pep, Patrick Vieira & more  

11-22
01:11:11

USMNT eke out win, Stefan Frei talks MLS playoffs & Marta turns back the clock!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros discuss the USMNT’s gutsy 1-0 win over Jamaica on this episode of The Cooligans.Christian and Alexis then chat with Seattle Sounders goalkeeper, Stefan Frei, who breaks down their playoff matchup this weekend against LAFC.Later, Christian and Alexis react to the NWSL playoffs including Marta’s wonder goal to send the Pride to the NWSL Cup final. (7:56) - USMNT def. Jamaica 1-0(26:45) - Mexico head coach Javier Aguirre struck by beer bottle(31:25) - Seattle Sounders’ Stefan Frei joins the show(39:38) - Stefan breaks down the recent growth of MLS(43:08) - Breaking down the new MLS playoff format(48:45) - Stefan’s reaction to Inter Miami’s playoff exit(57:05) - Answering questions from Patreon members(1:01:25) - Washington Spirit def. Gotham FC 1-1 (3-0 PK’s)(1:07:25) - Orlando Pride def. KC Current 3-2

11-19
01:16:23

Troy Deeney reveals all: his time as a pundit, coaching stint with Forest Green & iconic goal vs. Leicester City

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros welcome on Watford legend Troy Deeney to discuss all things soccer on this episode of The Cooligans.Christian and Alexis chat his time as a pundit in the U.K. and America. Troy also reveals all the details of his messy coaching stint with Forest Green.Later, Christian and Alexis break down Troy’s iconic goal against Leicester City. Troy also answers some questions from our Patreon members. (1:56) - Troy’s time dealing with and working in the media(18:54) - Troy reveals the details of his coaching stint with Forest Green(40:02) - Reliving Troy’s iconic goal vs. Leicester City(49:50) - Troy names the toughest defenders he’s ever faced(55:25) - Responding to questions from Patreon members Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app:Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

11-14
01:01:57

Inter Miami eliminated, Liverpool extend lead at the top & David Coote suspended!

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to a busy weekend in the MLS playoffs including the shocking elimination of Inter Miami on this episode of The Cooligans. Christian and Alexis then break down the latest results in the Premier League that helped Liverpool grow their lead at the top of the table.Later, Christian and Alexis break down the NWSL playoffs. They also react to the viral video that has gotten Premier League referee David Coote suspended indefinitely. (5:35) - Inter Miami eliminated from MLS playoffs(23:40) - NYCFC defeat FC Cincinnati(30:10) - Orlando City defeat Charlotte FC(37:24) - Manchester City lose 4th game in a row(43:36) - Liverpool win, sit top of PL table(46:55) - Arsenal draw Chelsea(52:30) - Violence breaks out at Europa league match(1:00:21) - NWSL playoffs recap(1:11:38) - Premier League suspend referee David Coote Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app:Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HUSpotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

11-12
01:24:53

Manchester City continue bad form, NYCFC defender Kevin O’Toole joins ahead of decisive playoff game & Jim Curtin fired!?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros discuss Manchester City’s embarrassing loss to Sporting Lisbon on this episode of The Cooligans. They also react to Real Madrid’s issues fitting in Kylian Mbappe.Christian and Alexis then welcome on NYCFC defender Kevin O’Toole to chat about the club ahead of their elimination playoff game against FC Cincinnati.Later, Christian and Alexis break down the latest MLS news including the Philadelphia Union firing Jim Curtin. (6:51) - Sporting CP def. Manchester City 4-1(16:20) - AC Milan def. Real Madrid 3-1(24:24) - Discussing other notable Champions League results(30:41) - Kevin O’Toole previews game 3 vs. FC Cincinnati(35:00) - Kevin discusses him time with NYCFC this season(41:45) - Looking ahead to possible Hudson River derby matchup(48:15) - Philadelphia Union fire Jim Curtin(52:41) - SJ Earthquakes hire Bruce Arena(56:16) - Houston Dynamo part ways with Hector Herrera Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

11-08
01:03:16

Premier League title race heats up, MLS playoff shock & Rachel Kundananji embarrasses defender

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros discuss Liverpool taking the top spot after Arsenal and Manchester City’s losses on this episode of The Cooligans. They also react to Manchester United’s draw against Chelsea.Christian and Alexis then discuss some shocking results in the MLS playoffs including the New York Red Bulls eliminating the Columbus Crew.Later, Christian and Alexis chat about Rachel Kundananji’s ridiculous skills in the NWSL’s last match day of the regular season.(6:13) - Premier League title race opens up(19:56) - Manchester United draw Chelsea 1-1(28:26) - Alexis and Christian handle coin flip in NYCFC win(37:44) - Atlanta United force deciding game 3 vs. Inter Miami(44:11) - NY Red Bulls eliminate Columbus Crew(48:32) - Vancouver Whitecaps force deciding game 3 vs. LAFC(53:36) - Rachel Kundananji embarrasses Houston Dash defender(58:22) - The Athletic release 2026 World Cup bid article Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

11-04
01:10:20

Girma gets 2 goals, MLS Cup Playoffs and talking ball & bread with Bryan Ford

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros recap the midweek MLS Cup Playoff matches where Cincinnati beat NYCFC & New York Red Bulls take down the Columbus Crew. Elsewhere in the MLS, the Seattle Sounders and Minnesota United beat their opponents in penalty shootouts, begging the question of if this best-of-three format is the best way for the MLS to handle first-round playoff matches. Christian and Alexis are joined by Bryan Ford, award-winning baker, author of Pan y Dulce, TV host of Baked in Tradition, and judge on BRBC. Bryan shares his love of Latin-American baking and his experiences playing soccer growing up. Bryan also tells the story of how he got his coaching license and he and Alexis wax poetic about their mutual love of Arsenal (because of course they do).The two raise a glass to Naomi Girma who scored her first two international goals for the USWNT in a match vs. Argentina. Do we now know why Vini Jr. and Real Madrid didn’t show for the Ballon D’or? And, only days after sacking Erik ten Hag, Manchester United announces Ruben Amorim as their new manager. (5:55) Mid-week MLS playoffs recap(14:02) Bryan Ford joins(53:37) USWNT vs. Argentina recap(57:38) Ballon D’or fallout for Vini Jr.(1:02:58) Manchester United hire Ruben Amorim Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app:🎧 Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU🎧 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

10-31
01:12:28

Erik ten Hag sacked, Vinicius Jr. Ballon D’or snub & Real Madrid embarrassed in El Clásico

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the news that Manchester United sacked their manager Erik ten Hag after a dismal start to the 2024-25 Premier League season. Plus, they recap the rest of the EPL weekend with Brighton’s failure to hold off Wolverhampton, Tyler Adams’ return for Bournemouth, Cole Palmer’s stunning pass for Chelsea, and more.The pair give an update on the MLS Playoffs where Atlanta fails to hold off Inter Miami at home, Orlando beats Charlotte, and LA Galaxy shuts out Colorado entirely.Christian & Alexis also break down Barcelona’s thrashing of Real Madrid in El Clásico. How could Mbappé end up offside 8 different times in the match and what will it take for things to start clicking for him at Real Madrid? (5:45) Erik ten Hag sacked(13:30) Controversial penalty against De Ligt(24:28) Brighton vs. Wolverhampton recap(28:15) Tyler Adams returns for Bournemouth(29:01) Cole Palmer shines for Chelsea(34:18) Arsenal vs. Liverpool reap(37:58) Miami vs. Atlanta playoffs recap(46:30) Colorado vs. LA Galaxy playoffs recap(51:23) Orlando vs. Charlotte playoffs recap(54:06) El Clásico recap(1:07:02) Vinicius Ballon D'or snub Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app:🎧 Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU🎧 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

10-28
01:18:47

Champions League update, Bradley Wright-Phillips in-studio talks Hudson River Derby, MLS playoffs & rapping

With the Champions League in full swing, we’re already starting to see the signs that the new format is changing almost everything we thought we knew about the UCL. Even though there might be some unexpected teams at the top of the standings, some things are remaining the same.We’re talking about you, Erling Haaland.Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros recap all the latest action from the UCL, including Aston Villa’s early success, Barcelona taking care of business vs. FC Bayern München and a reason why we might be seeing so many goals scored in the league this time around.Then, on this episode of The Cooligans, the guys are joined in-studio by New York Red Bulls legend Bradley Wright-Phillips, who talks about the importance of the Hudson River Derby, why he was taken aback when he decided to join the MLS, his infamous raps from back in the day and what he’s most looking forward to in the MLS playoffs. (4:39) - Current Champions League recap(23:07) - Bradley Wright-Phillips joins the show(25:32) - The importance of the Hudson River Derby(33:20) - Why did he start rapping?(40:28) - BWP on growing up with a famous father(48:06) - MLS playoff chatter Exclusive content:https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligansThis is where we put everything we shouldn't say 😉🖥️Watch this full episode on YouTubeCheck out the rest of the Yahoo Sports podcast family at https://apple.co/3zEuTQj or at Yahoo Sports PodcastsSubscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app:🎧 Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU🎧 Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

10-25
01:09:47

Arsenal’s red card issues continue, Frankfurt CEO Axel Hellmann stops in & should Messi win MLS MVP?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros discuss Arsenal’s red card issues on this episode of The Cooligans after losing to Bournemouth over the weekend. They also react to Christian Pulisic giving his first interview in Italian after AC Milan secured a 1-0 victory over Udinese.Christian and Alexis then bring on Eintracht Frankfurt CEO, Axel Hellmann, to chat the Bundesliga and how German clubs can better interact with American fans and vice versa.Later, Christian and Alexis debate whether Lionel Messi is deserving of the MLS MVP award.(7:55) - Arsenal lose to Bournemouth(17:50) - Man City beat Wolves with late game winner(26:01) - Liverpool beat Chelsea, stay atop PL table(31:05) - Christian Pulisic gives first interview in Italian(34:25) - Frankfurt CEO Axel Hellmann joins the show(40:48) - How do German clubs engage with American fans?(46:59) - Where do German fans gather inspiration from?(52:20) - Taking a look at young Frankfurt players(57:25) - Why should American players/fans choose Frankfurt?(1:04:38 - Should Lionel Messi win MLS MVP? Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

10-21
01:20:49

Pulisic wrong for leaving early? Plus England hire Tuchel, Will Kuntz talks LA Galaxy & Rápido Reactions

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros discuss the USMNT’s loss to Mexico on this episode of The Cooligans. They also react to England hiring Thomas Tuchel.Christian and Alexis then bring on LA Galaxy general manager Will Kurtz to chat MLS and his expectations in Los Angeles.Later, Christian and Alexis bring back another edition of rápido reactions where they discuss, amongst other things, Cardi B as maybe PSG’s newest ultra.(6:58) - USMNT lose to Mexico 2-0(12:30) - Christian Pulisic wrong for leaving camp early?(20:24) - England officially hire Thomas Tuchel(32:00) - Will Kuntz joins the show(37:12) - Will Kuntz on club expectations(48:07) - Involvement in European recruitment( 1:01:43) - Rápido reactions: CONMEBOL qualifiers, Cardi B & more Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app:   Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU  Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

10-17
01:12:59

USMNT impressive on Pochettino’s debut, big names linked to England & Orlando Pride finally lose

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on Henry Bushnell to recap the UMSNT’s win on Mauricio Pochettino’s debut on this episode of The Cooligans. They also discuss what the team’s lineup could look like against Mexico.Christian and Alexis then discuss England’s links to Thomas Tuchel & Pep Guardiola as their next possible manager. They also chat the latest in AFCON qualifiers.Later, Christian and Alexis chat about the end of the Orlando Pride’s unbeaten season.(6:36) - USMNT defeat Panama 2-0(23:26) - Who will USMNT line up against Mexico?(32:36) - England linked to Pep Guardiola & Thomas Tuchel(40:50) - Greece earn first ever win vs. England(45:12) - Nigeria stranded at Libyan airport for 13 hours(53:07) - Orlando Pride’s unbeaten season is over(57:16) - Temwa Chawinga breaks single season scoring record(1:01:02) - Nadia Nadim tends to her own injurySubscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

10-14
01:05:29

Jurgen Klopp joins Red Bull, MLS reveal their 22 under 22 & Rápido Reactions

Christian Polanco and Davis Gass react to Jurgen Klopp joining Red Bull as the head of soccer on this episode of The Cooligans. They also discuss whether Gregg Berhalter is a good fit for the Chicago Fire. Christian and David then react to Major League Soccer’s 22 under 22 list. Later, Christian and David bring back Rápido Reactions to chat Iniesta, Cole Palmer & more. (5:57) - Gregg Berhalter hired as Chicago Fire’s head coach (14:20) - Jurgen Klopp named Red Bull’s Head of Soccer (24:40) - Man City trial update(33:20) - Paul Pogba linked to Marseille(38:11) - MLS 22 under 22 revealed!(50:35) - Rápido Reactions: Iniesta, Cole Palmer & moreSubscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

10-10
01:04:01

Pogba is back, Orlando Pride continues historic season & Inter Miami looking to break records

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Paul Pogba being re-instated on this episode of The Cooligans. They also chat about the penalty controversy involving Christian Pulisic.Christian and Alexis then react to the Orlando Pride winning the NWSL Shield amidst their pursuit of an unbeaten season.Later, Christian and Alexis talk Inter Miami, who is trying to a break a record of their own. They also chat the firing of Austin FC head coach, Josh Wolff. (6:18) - Paul Pogba is back!(15:32) - Pulisic involved in Milan penalty controversy(25:08) - Brighton def. Tottenham 3-2(32:47) - Liverpool continue hot start to PL season(38:30) - Orlando Pride clinch NWSL shield(48:16) - Angel City receive point deduction(55:07) - Inter Miami seeking MLS points record(1:01:27) - Austin FC part ways with Josh Wolff

10-07
01:13:20

Champions League Cinderellas, Mauricio Pochettino’s first camp with USMNT & should Lionel Messi win MLS MVP?

Christian Polanco and Kyle Martino react to this week’s Champions League action including a couple of big upsets on this episode of The Cooligans. They also chat about how Kylian Mbappe fits into Real Madrid.Christian and Kyle then look ahead to the USMNT’s first international window under Mauricio Pochettino.Later, Christian and Kyle discuss whether Lionel Messi deserves this season’s MLS MVP.(6:06) - Arsenal defeat PSG 2-0(18:33) - Juventus defeat Leipzig 3-2(26:36) - Aston Villa defeat Bayern Munich 1-0(36:43) - Is Real Madrid the right fit for Kylian Mbappe?(43:02) - USMNT October roster breakdown(47:26) - What changes does Pochettino need to implement?(1:05:48) - Is Supporter’s Shield more important than MLS Cup?(1:15:05) - Should Lionel Messi win MLS MVP?Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

10-03
01:25:55

Premier League updates, NWSL action heats up & reacting to viral moments around the soccer world.

Christian Polanco and Christine Cupo react to Manchester United’s 3-0 home loss to Tottenham on this episode of The Cooligans. They also chat about Cole Palmer’s potential and Christian Pulisic’s continued hot streak.Christian and Christine then recap a busy weekend with NWSL & NYCFC’s historic win in the Hudson River derby.Later, Christian and Christine react to viral moments in soccer over the weekend.(9:59) - Manchester United suffer embarrassing loss to Tottenham(26:40) - Is Cole Palmer currently the best player in the Premier League?(33:32) - Everton get first win of the season(37:46) - Christian Pulisic continues hot streak(42:23) - Gotham earn draw vs. Current after controversial goal(51:37) - Melanie Barcenas scores first career goal(55:38) - NWSL Playoff and MVP overview(1:04:52) - Hudson River derby recap(1:08:43) - Reacting to viral soccer moments from the weekendSubscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

10-01
01:18:57

LAFC bests Sporting KC in US Open Cup Final, Manchester United’s disappointing result & streamer Chi Kacee joins the show

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to LAFC winning the US Open Cup with a 3-1 victory over Sporting Kansas City on this episode of The Cooligans. They also analyze the Campeones Cup with Club América taking the victory over Columbus Crew.Christian and Alexis then bring on streamer Kacey Anderson to chat the newest drop of EA Sports FC 25 and her involvement in the video gameLater, Christian and Alexis react to Manchester United’s shocking draw in the Europa League against FC Twente.(7:26) - US Open Cup Final Reaction: LAFC vs. Sporting KC(24:00) - Campeones Cup Reaction: Club América vs. Columbus Crew(35:07) - What’s different in EA Sports FC 25?(43:27) - EAFC 25’s new “rush” mode & player rankings(59:20) - Manchester United settle for draw vs. FC TwenteSubscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

09-26
01:12:12

Arsenal-Man City reaction, Messi gets an NYC welcome & Jared Freid joins the show

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Arsenal vs. Manchester City on this episode of The Cooligans. They also take a look at Christian Pulisic’s hot run of form for AC Milan.Christian and Alexis then bring on Jared Freid, the voice of NBC’s “Love Undercover.” They talk about the show and have Jared give his thoughts on some of the biggest soccer scandals in history.Later, Christian and Alexis react to New York City FC’s draw against Inter Miami.(6:47) - Arsenal vs. Manchester City match reaction(24:31) - Level of officiating in Premier League not high enough? (30:40) - Christian Pulisic scores again in Milan derby(41:14) - Jared Freid’s experience working on “Love Undercover”(54:07) - Jared’s thoughts on famous soccer scandals(1:15:15) - New York City FC vs. Inter Miami reaction Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

09-24
01:26:03

Champions League is back, MLS midweek reactions & more “rápido reactions”

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to matchday 1 of Champions League in this episode of The Cooligans. They take a look at all the Americans playing in the competition and shine a light on two goalscorers. Christian and Alexis then chat MLS midweek action. They break down New York City FC’s loss to the Philadelphia Union and react to Alexey Miranchuk’s love for Hip-Hop. Later, Christian and Alexis play another edition of “rápido reactions” (6:49) - Christian Pulisic scores in Milan’s loss to Liverpool(14:18) - Weston McKennie scores in Juventus’ 3-1 win over PSV(19:36) - Are American MLS players worse now than before? (27:24) - Christian Pulisic has awkward encounter with CL crew(29:14) - Arsenal draw Atalanta 0-0(40:56) - New York City FC lose to Philadelphia Union 5-1(51:07) - Alexey Miranchuk explains why he joined Atlanta(57:25) - Is Evander the best number 10 in MLS? (1:04:59) - rápido reactions: De Rossi sacked, United win, and moreSubscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

09-20
01:15:49

Arsenal shuts out Tottenham in North London derby, Wiso Vasquez & Amelia Lopez discuss MLS & is there a new face of the NWSL?

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Arsenal’s gutsy 1-0 win over Tottenham in this episode of The Cooligans. They take a look at another poor performance from Everton that leaves them point-less after 4 matches.Christian and Alexis then sit down with Wiso Vasquez & Amelia Lopez and talks MLS.Later, Christian and Alexis explain why they think Trinity Rodman is poised to be the next face of the NWSL.(6:55) - Arsenal defeat Tottenham 1-0 in North London Derby(22:42) - Everton lose 4th consecutive match to start EPL season(29:08) - Christian Pulisic continues strong start to season(38:22) - LA Galaxy vs. LAFC Reaction(47:40) - Puig going to X to respond to haters(52:48) - Is LA Galaxy vs. LAFC the fiercest rivalry in MLS?(57:49) - Carlos Vela returns to LAFC(1:02:06) - Lionel Messi looks sharp in return from injury(1:07:45) - Why are the San Jose Earthquakes so bad?(1:18:03) - Trinity Rodman the next face of the NWSL?(1:23:40) - Shot from goalkeeper hits cross bar and stay out!(1:26:19) - Group of men play soccer in cow pastureSubscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L9G8HU Spotify: https://spoti.fi/4cqRhzO

09-16
01:30:52

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