The Cosmic Cannibal Podcast

CHAOS, CHANGE & WAKE-UP CALLS What: Uranus direct in Taurus When: Jan. 30 - July 7, 2025 Who’s Impacted: EVERYONE (seriously, everyone!) Takeaway: with the outer planet of shake-ups, surprises, and radical change moving forward through the fixed earth sign, it’s charging towards disruptive change and turning the material world on its head. Gemini astrologer & author, Cosmic Cannibal has YOUR 411 on this shift, including what it means for the collective and for YOU. Please don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe! ??Questions?? Drop them in the comments! ✨ Website: https://www.cosmiccannibal.com ✨ Substack: https://www.cosmiccannibal.substack.com ✨ Instagram:   / cosmiccannibalcamille   ✨ TikTok:   / cosmiccannibalcamille   ✨ Pinterst:   / cosmiccannibalcamille   🔥 2025 Birth Chart Readings, & Guides 🔥 https://cosmiccannibal.com/collection... 💎💎👇 MORE AWESOME Astrology RESOURCES 👇💎💎 🔥 2025 Astrology🔥: The Nodes Move into Pisces & Virgo 🔗 Everything You Need to Know About Uranus in Taurus: https://cosmiccannibal.substack.com/p... Uranus dominant: What it is and what it means for YOU: https://cosmiccannibal.substack.com/p... ☀️ Free Weekly Forecast ☀️ https://www.cosmiccannibal.substack.com

The 2025 January new moon in Aquarius has the future calling, and it wants YOU to get lucky. In this video, astrologer and author Cosmic Cannibal (nee Camille) has the Top 5 things YOU Need to know about this lucky new moon, including why it is SOOO lucky. Please don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe! ??Questions?? Drop them in the comments! ✨ Website: https://www.cosmiccannibal.com ✨ Substack: https://www.cosmiccannibal.substack.com ✨ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cosmiccannibalcamille ✨ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cosmiccannibalcamille 💎💎💎👇 MORE AWESOME 2025 RESOURCES 👇💎💎💎 🔥 2025 Is a Game Changer🔥 https://cosmiccannibal.substack.com/p... ☀️ Free Weekly Forecast ☀️ https://www.cosmiccannibal.substack.com 🔥 2025 Birth Chart Readings, & Guides 🔥 https://cosmiccannibal.com/collection...

What happens when planets transit 29° & 0° ? Neptune, Saturn, and Uranus are changing EVERYTHING in 2025. In this episode of the astrology podcast, astrologer & author Cosmic Cannibal gives you the inside scoop on what it means when outer planets move into these critical degrees in astrology. Is it just crisis and chaos? Cosmic has the answers. Want an even deeper dive into this astrology? Check out the full video on the 29° & 0° Crisis at https://cosmiccannibal.substack.com/p/cusps-of-change-the-29-and-0-crisis Please don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe! ✨ Website: https://www.cosmiccannibal.com ✨ Substack: https://www.cosmiccannibal.substack.com ✨ Instagram:   / cosmiccannibalcamille   ✨ TikTok:   / cosmiccannibalcamille   💎💎💎👇 MORE AWESOME 2025 RESOURCES 👇💎💎💎 🔥 2025 Is a Game Changer🔥 https://cosmiccannibal.substack.com/p... ☀️ Free Weekly Forecast ☀️ https://www.cosmiccannibal.substack.com 🔥 2025 Birth Chart Readings, & Guides 🔥 https://cosmiccannibal.com/collection...

Well, well, well, cosmic cuties. On December 15th (or thereabouts, depending on your time zone), la Luna is full in the chatty mutable air sign, marking a peak moment in your communications and growth journey; meanwhile the planet of communication leaves its retrograde frenzy for good. And snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has YOUR lowdown what what these two MAJOR planetary transits mean for you. Exclusive astro-insights and humor are included! Want YOUR in-depth horoscope for the Gemini Full Moon & Mercury Direct? Head over to my astrology newsletter, CosmicCannibal.substack.com and become a paid subscriber for just $5/month to unlock THESE horoscopes and So. Much. More. + 2025 has some MAJOR astrological happenings. Get ahead of the curve with a 2025 Birth Chart Reading. Together, we’ll uncover how the game-changing energies of the year ahead will impact you. +Want to dive deeper into the astrology of 2025? With the 2025 Astrology Workshop and the Ultimate 2025 Astrology Guide, you’re not just learning about astrology—you’re stepping into a toolkit for navigating the year’s most crucial transits. +Need a cosmic pick-me-up? Check out my novel Jupiter Returns, a fresh comedy-romance with heaps of astrology and loads of laughs. Centered around the Jupiter in Gemini transit, it’s a barrel of laughs, astrology, and fun. (It also makes a great Holiday gift for the astrology lover / readers in your life!) Let’s Connect:TikTok | Instagram | Facebook | My Website

Yep, it’s here. Mercury Retrograde. This week’s astrology kicks off with a loud, in-your-face backpedal for the Messenger / Megaphone planet in fiery Sagittarius. The good news? Well, there’s actually quite a bit of good news (believe it or not), and your favorite snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal has everything YOU need to know about it. (Hint: it has to do with the Sagittarius full moon!) Listen to YOUR weekly forecast for November 25, 2024 NOW. + To unlock the full potential of YOUR 2025 and get ahead of the curve with a 2025 Birth Chart Reading. Together, we’ll uncover how the game-changing energies of the year ahead will impact you.  +Dive deeper into the astrology of 2025. With the 2025 Astrology Workshop and the Ultimate 2025 Astrology Guide, you’re not just learning about astrology—you’re stepping into a toolkit for navigating the year’s most crucial transits. +Find out where this astrology lands with your Mercury in Sagittarius Horoscope & Jupiter Retrograde in Gemini Horoscope.     +Need a cosmic break from the politics and noise? Escape it all with my novel Jupiter Returns, a fresh comedy-romance with heaps of astrology and loads of laughs. Get into the Jupiter groove with the ~official~ Jupiter Returns playlist on Spotify—it’s basically a cosmic soundtrack! And for all the visual feels, check out the Jupiter Returns board on Pinterest. Let’s Connect:TikTok | Instagram | Facebook | My Website

This week's astrology Oct. 14 - Oct. 20, 2024. In the words of 1999 Jennifer Lopez, “Let’s get loud, let’s get loud!” Because this week brings some annoying (maybe tense) astrology, including a very in-your-face Aries full moon, all of which beckons you to get loud about the things that are upsetting, annoying, and/or important to you. Join snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer & author Camille, aka Cosmic Cannibal, for this in-depth look at the astrology of the week ahead. Spoiler: laughs are encouraged. +If this forecast has you buzzing with questions about how the Aries Full Moon and the rest of this week’s astrology is shaking things up in YOU life, don’t worry—we've got you covered! Dive deeper with a personalized 2024 / 2025 Birth Chart Reading to uncover exactly what this year is (still) illuminating for YOU. +ICYMI: Camille's astrology, novel Jupiter Returns is LIVE! You can purchase YOUR paperback, ebook, or audio copy on her website or on Amazon. Get into the Jupiter groove with the ~official~ Jupiter Returns playlist on Spotify—and for all the visual feels, check out the Jupiter Returns board on Pinterest. Connect with Cosmic:TikTok | Instagram | Facebook | My Website

This Week's Astrology for Aug. 26, 2024. Join Astrologer & author, Camille (aka Cosmic Cannibal) in this forecast, and unpack what mercury direct, Venus in Libra, and Uranus Retrograde mean for YOU. There might also be some quips thrown in, because ya know. Have you HEARD the news? The debut novel for Cosmic Cannibal, Jupiter Returns, is launching for pre-sale! Join the emailing list at CosmicCannibal.com for sneak peeks, launch events, and more fun stuff. I hope you’ll join me in celebrating this long-awaited release. +If any of the above astrology makes you curious about your chart, check out my 2024 Astrology Birth Chart Reading. In this reading, we explore what transits are activating key points in your chart and how to work with their unique challenges. Paid subscribers here on Substack get 30% off chart readings! Subscribe now +Want YOUR weekly horoscope? Check out my bi-weekly horoscopes from the Independent. I’m their first-ever in-house horoscope writer, and I deliver high-quality horoscopes every two weeks. (Psst. horoscopes are on the last page!) + Annnd, I was recently a part of a short film, brothergirls, which won several awards in the 48-Hour Film Project in Denver. You can catch me as “Karen” in the short film, here on YouTube.

What does the astrology of August have in store for YOU? Cosmic Cannibal's got the answers. In this episode, the snarky-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer & author breaks down the month of August and its most impactful astrology, including: Mercury retrograde & the Leo new moon, Venus in Virgo & Libra, Mars & Jupiter square Saturn, the Aquarius full moon, and SO. MUCH. MORE. To get in-depth August Monthly horoscopes for your Sun & Rising sign, check out The Cosmic Almanac on Substack. Need to know how August's astrology is ipacting you and YOUR chart? Get a 2024 Birth Chart Reading at CosmicCannibal.com. Don't miss an astro-update! Be sure to follow your favorite funny astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal, on Instagram, TikTok, Pinterest, Facebook, and YouTube: @cosmiccannibalcamille.

This is certainly a super-charged, emotionally heightened week. Not only because it follows a weekend assassination attempt, but also because of the astrology. More precisely, because of Mars.  Join snark-yet-savvy Gemini astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal in another laugh-out-loud episode of the astrology podcast that dives deep into the planets, signs, houses, and transits. Be sure to follow Cosmic on social media @CosmicCannibalCamille. +Are YOU a Cancer celebrating your b-day this week? Discover what the next 365 days means for YOU with a Solar Return Birth Chart Reading. Get a detailed roadmap of the opportunities, challenges, and transformative moments awaiting you in your next year. + Annnd, if you haven’t heard the news: I’m launching my debut novel, Jupiter Returns, a laugh-out-loud comedy-romance about an aspiring astrologer who navigates fierce competition, a surprise about her identity, and a new romance during her Jupiter Return. Jupiter Returns is launching soon.

A peek into the week's astrology, July 8 - 14, 2024. Join astrologer and author Cosmic Cannibal as she breaks down this week's most important astrological events, especially (and most importantly) Venus in Leo opposite Retrograde Pluto in Aquarius. See the complete podcast transcript and sign up for more FREE weekly forecasts on The Cosmic Almanac. +Did YOU love this podcast episode? Know someone who NEEDS to hear it? Share this podcast with YOUR friends! +Are YOU a Cancer celebrating your b-day this week? Discover what the next 365 days means for YOU with a Solar Return Birth Chart Reading. Get a detailed roadmap of the opportunities, challenges, and transformative moments awaiting you in your next year. + Annnd, if you haven’t heard the news: Cosmic is launching her debut novel, Jupiter Returns, a laugh-out-loud comedy-romance about an aspiring astrologer who navigates fierce competition, a surprise about her identity, and a new romance during her Jupiter Return. Sign up for the Kickstarter pre-launch here. +Be sure to follow Cosmic on TikTok to watch the self-publishing journey unfold!

On April 20, 2024, Jupiter and Uranus align in earth sign Taurus, setting the stage for a potentially explosive, exciting, and electrifying weekend. A conjunction between these two cosmic juggernauts is rare—it only happens about once every 14 years—and it does, it initiates a new cycle of expansion, innovation, and breakthroughs. In this episode of the Cosmic Cannibal Podcast, comedy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal dishes on this rare planetary transit, offering her witty and incisive insights into all things Jupiter, Uranus, and Taurus. Work with the 2024 Jupiter-Uranus Conjunction via this Jupiter-Uranus Guide on CosmicCannibal.com Discover which zodiac signs are impacted most by the Jupiter-Uranus conjunction (and why), via The Cosmic Cannibal newsletter on Substack Get Cosmic in YOUR Inbox! Subscribe to the Cosmic Cannibal Newsletter to get podcast episodes, horoscopes, exclusive promos and more. Get a 2024 Birth Chart Reading: This reading examines the EXACT placement of the Jupiter-Uranus conjunction in YOUR chart, uncovering the themes, possibilities, and potentials it is bringing you. You’ll also get personalized tips for working with the transit, as well as advice for how to lean into Jupiter’s magnetizing abilities and Uranus’ innovation.  Get the Cosmic Cannibal Planets Cheat Sheets & the Taurus Ebook: quickly learn the themes and energies of Jupiter, Uranus, and the other planets in astrology with these printable cheat sheets on the planets in astrology. Plus, get invaluable insights into Taurus (including its mythology, symbolism, and shadow side), and finally learn the true meaning of the fixed earth sign, with my ebook.  Learn more about the Taurus ebook, here. Find other astrology cheat sheets here.     

In this episode of Cosmic Gumbo, Katie & Camille hilariously dish on the astrology of the Big Game 2024. From Taylor Swift's political power (and whether or not she somehow rigged the game for beau Travis Kelce) to the zodiac signs of Kansas City & San Francisco's top players and coaches, this bowl of Cosmic Gumbo is a chunky one. Talk Soup meets your Cosmo horoscope in this comedy astrology podcast. Featuring Gemini astrologer Camille (aka Cosmic Cannibal) and Kansas City Leo Katie, no star or star sign is safe from being tossed into this sonic dish. Want MORE Cosmic Gumbo? Follow us on Instagram and TikTok: @cosmicgumbopodcast

Join astrologer and writer Cosmic Cannibal as she hilariously breaks down February's biggest transits. In this episode, Cosmic offers her witty insights, astrological expertise, and copious rambling about Mercury, Venus and Mars in Aquarius, Back to the Future Part II, the Aquarius new moon and much more. This forecast will make you laugh out loud while also giving you the motivation you need to conquer the month ahead. Whether you're a die-hard astrology fan or just looking for a good laugh, this episode is not to be missed! Want MORE comic astro-logic from Cosmic? Check out her: Astrology newsletter: cosmiccannibal.substack.com Astrology Membership Community Website: cosmiccannibal.com TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, and Pinterest: @cosmiccannibalcamille

Why does alien Alf eat SO many cats? Was Aquarius Michael Jordan secretly an alien (and is that why he's SOO good at b-ball)? In this episode of Cosmic Gumbo, Katie & Camille dish on all things Aquarius, from aliens and robots, to Paris Hilton, and why David Bowie should be an honorary Aquarius. Also on the talking block? How Aquarius Ashton Kutcher and Leo Mila Kunis have gone completely off the rails. It's a laugh-out-loud episode you don't want to miss. What IS Cosmic Gumbo??? Talk Soup meets your Cosmo horoscope in this comedy / astrology / pop culture podcast featuring Gemini astrologer, Camille (aka Cosmic Cannibal), and Kansas City Leo, Katie. No star or star sign is safe from being roasted, toasted, and tossed into this podcast dish. Want MORE Cosmic Gumbo?? Follow us on IG @cosmicgumbopodcast

Join snarky-yet-savvy astrologer and writer Cosmic Cannibal as she hilariously breaks down one of 2024's biggest astrology transits, Pluto in Aquarius. Cosmic guides you through all the themes, meanings, and history of Pluto in Aquarius 2024, offering her witty insights, astrological expertise, and copious rambling. Whether you're a die-hard astrology fan or just looking for a good way to waste 25 minutes of your life, this episode is not to be missed! Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal?  Check out my: Astrology Newsletter: https://cosmiccannibal.substack.com/ Website: https://cosmiccannibal.com/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cosmiccannibalcamille YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq1cUi0WDJiZMfsGOZtH8HA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cosmiccannibalcamille/

In this episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has YOUR weekly forecast, including her thoughts on why the Capricorn New Moon is SOOOO good for setting long-lasting goals, and how YOU can best work with the astrology of the week. Feeling the weight of life and astrology's disappointments as you step into 2024? I get it—and I’m here to help. + If you’re struggling to understand what to do as you head into 2024, check out my 2024 Birth Chart Reading. This reading dives into the transits, themes, and opportunities specific to you and YOUR birth chart, to help you master the astrology of 2024. +Transform your 2024, and infuse it with new energy and purpose with the Cosmic Collective, a brand new astrology membership community with Cosmic Cannibal.  Make 2024 YOUR Year with the Cosmic Collective, where disappointment transforms into empowerment, and weariness finds rejuvenation. Learn more about the Cosmic Collective, here. Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Check her out: SubStack: https://cosmiccannibal.substack.com/ Website: https://cosmiccannibal.com/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cosmiccannibalcamille YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq1cUi0WDJiZMfsGOZtH8HA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cosmiccannibalcamille/

Is Santa Claus really a Capricorn? How much of a Scorpio is the Grinch? And are Gremlins more Gemini or Virgo in nature? In this special holiday episode of Cosmic Gumbo, Katie & Camille dish on the astrology of classic Christmas figures, from Santa Claus & The Grinch to Gremlins and The Polar Express. Also on the talking block? Tim Allen, Garfield, and whether Ol' St. Nick will have a holly jolly 2024. It's a laugh-out-loud episode of Cosmic Gumbo you don't want to miss. What IS Cosmic Gumbo??? Talk Soup meets your Cosmo horoscope in this comedy / astrology / pop culture podcast featuring Gemini astrologer, Camille (aka Cosmic Cannibal), and Kansas City Leo, Katie. No star or star sign is safe from being roasted, toasted, and tossed into the Cosmic Gumbo.

In this episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal dives into the astrology of the week of December 11th, 2023. Mercury makes some sweet music with Venus, the Sun & Moon align in Sagittarius, Mercury begins its moonwalk through Capricorn, and Neptune cloaks the Sun in another dreamy fog. Don't know what any of that means? Don't worry! Cosmic Cannibal has got your back with another entertaining yet enlightening forecast for your week. 2024 is just around the corner, and there’s no better time to unleash YOUR potential! + On Dec. 13, Cosmic Cannibal is releasing FREE 2024 Overviews for each of the Rising signs. These are 15-minute audio readings that dive into the top transits of 2024, according to each rising sign. Sign up for YOUR free 15-minute Reading, here. + Struggling to understand what to do as you head into 2024? Check out the Cosmic Cannibal Ascend to 2024 Birth Chart Reading. This reading dives into the transits, themes, and opportunities specific to you and YOUR birth chart, to help you master the astrology of 2024. + Want to conquer stress and anxiety this holiday season? Check out the Cosmic Cannibal Moon Sign Mastery workshop, which dives into the secrets of your Moon Sign. Discover how to harness the power of your emotions for stability, better relationships, and a more peaceful life. Save 25% for a limited time! + Looking for the ULTIMATE Astrology gift this holiday season? Treat yourself or a your loved ones to the Cosmic Cannibal Self-Care Gift Boxes. Crafted with care, each box includes handpicked bath & body gems and custom Zodiac Cards for an unforgettable gift and self-care experience. Get more astrological updates and insight (including what’s in store for YOU in 2024) on TikTok. Follow the one and only Cosmic Cannibal there! Have a friend who’d love this content? Go ahead and share them this podcast!

This week's astrology focuses on relationships and depth connection, thanks to Venus and Jupiter. Snark-yet-savvy astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal has YOUR horoscope forecast for the week of Dec. 4, 2023, including all the need-to-know planetary motions and what they mean for YOU. Is YOUR sign impacted by this week's astrology? Listen and find out! Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal? Follow Cosmic on TikTok & Instagram Get YOUR Venus in Scorpio Horoscope on The Cosmic Almanac Get a Birth Chart Reading with Cosmic Sign up for the Cosmic Cannibal Newsletter

On Dec. 1, the planet of talk, text, and data enters earth sign Capricorn, ushering in a bevy of serious, pragmatic, and money-making thoughts. In this episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal gives you the 411 on Mercury in Capricorn and what it means for your writing, thinking, career and creativity. Is YOUR sign impacted by this transit? Listen and find out. Want to connect with Cosmic? Follow her on TikTok, Substack, and Pinterest. Book a chart reading and get other astrology learning resources on her website, cosmiccannibal.com.