The County of Baum County

Earl is interviewed by the man from Kansas to be head coach of the football team at BCCC but they aren't in the process of hiring a coach.

Earl receives a pamphlet regarding the '13th Annual Brush & Crush Drive' at the local Scientology Center, which is a seven hour drive from his home in Arkansas, and decides to inquire with a phone call.

Earl on school lunches, "surviving" life, pouches of Antarctica and the winner of the 'Assholes of the Day' Award. These stories and more are the talk of Baum County. These are the Baum County Happenins'.

Earl analyzes some of the worst lines in romantic novels and weighs in on potential litigation against a judge named Judy.

Tony Thompson's ford needs a tow, the Nelson chicken has gone missing again, surf class in Baum County and more in the pilot episode of The County of Baum County.

Earl wants to retire early. His idea: use a power washer to capture a yeti sasquatch and then charge $19.50 for three seconds of viewing (no digital photography). Elsewhere, wouldn't it be great if there was a phone number like 911 that you could call when something awesome happened? Finally, sex in the 80s and having a show thrown at you like W did in Iraq.

Starfire takes control and becomes confused when she finds out Captain Crunch is not made by General Mills Cereal. That confusion continues as she finds out if Ariana Grande is a Republican and that schools in Florida have Principles instead of Mayors. A Starfire is born in this episode because, like, OMG and totally....yeah!

Earl calls AT&T and speaks with one of the nicest SOBs as they work together to figure out where, oh where, the internet is in this bonus segment of Philomedy! Be sure to subscribe today to listen to the best prank calls, improv skits and commentary from some of the weirdest SOBs on the planet.

Justin needs an agent to book him for the Super Bowl Halftime Show while Iran needs food to spill on his shirt prior to using a dry cleaner's services. Guinevere passionately works the phones as she tries to sell pies galore to get the honey badgers, parakeets and smiles down to Haiti in this episode!

Earl takes the wheel and provides his thoughts, on his thoughts. This episode is explicit because it features Earl talking as he works. The hillbilly teeth provide an authentic experience and representation of a day in the life of a Kansan.

One question which we have always pondered: Do penguins ride in dog kennels while being transported from place to place? We ask the zoo! While the BBQ taco doesn't exist we implant a fantastic invention idea to a local BBQ eatery. Buckle down and glisten up!

Earl gets the run around on the Rug Doctor availability and if it is in fact a doctor at all. He finally gets answers as to whether they have TV's on them and if they are street legal in this classic episode produced by Quantavius Dee and the Drew World Order.

Quantavius searches low and high for the 'Brush & Crush' while Earl informs someone in Neosho County that their dog is a shitstain and has COVID-19. Also, a fine young lad from Taco Bell is evaluated by Mr. PepsiCo on his performance as an employee!

We warm up the audience before unleashing 'Pranks on a Plane' starring Quantavius Dee. Prank calls include permission to piss your pants while bowling, inquiring about the education required to sell books and more mischief on this episode, produced by the Drew World Order. Check us out on Twitter and Youtube @QuantaviusD plus on Facebook @The DWO. Check out our merchandise @ https://www.teepublic.com/user/drew-world-order - Cruise by our website @ https://conwellda.wixsite.com/thedwo/home

A strange, young lad from Ireland finds his way into being trained to make legendary prank calls in this episode featuring Rosco Cobblepot. Do not try this at home and no Rosco's were harmed in the production of this episode. We hold all truths to be that of a prank call. Produced by the Drew World Order.

Dr. Murcer has a little girl who claims she was peed on by a toad in the restroom of the bowling alley. As a vet he has the authority to work on her if she is a toad but currently she is only part toad. Will his little toad girl be a human before prom of 2027?

Quantavius Dee is trying to deliver 22 honey badgers to a billiard hall in Kansas. If he doesn't get these bad mofos delivered then his child and wife will go without goat cheese for the week. This call and more ridiculousness from prank call land. Produced by the Drew World Order

Episode #2 was recorded prior to Salty Sweetums becoming a producer of this podcast. Any names, similarities and mention to your dog is merely coincidental, even though the same team behind this podcast also hosts a conspiracy podcast. Fuckin A... more prank calls on deck!

The first release of the Prank Calls records. Brace yourself because we are calling a hospital to inquire about hotel reservations!