The Coven of the Inarticulate

The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fanmade podcast about Anne Rice's The Vampire Chronicles, hosted by Ashley, Raphael and Kacy - 3 friends who really like vampires!! Come hang out with us as we discuss the shenanigans of Lestat, Louis, Armand and all the other immortal idiots from everyone's favorite vampire book series. If you enjoy lots of laughter, inarticulate meta and super sized servings of VampirePain™ then this is the podcast for you! For news and updates on new releases, go follow us on social media! We're everywhere! You can find us on Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram! Follow the links below! If you have any questions for us or suggestions for further episodes, we'd love to hear from you! Send us an email at thecoveninarticulate@gmail.com

Episode 24 - Easter Egg Police

WHOO we made it!! We made it to the end! Time to talk about episode 6+7 of AMC's Interview with the Vampire! The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast about Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, created by three fans! We do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes. Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) ! Say hello on Twitter @ coven_pod or Tumblr @ thecoveninarticulate !

12-02
02:27:03

Episode 23 - He Thudded

We are going to discuss the phenomenon & fandom disaster that was Episodes 4 + 5 of AMC's Interview with the Vampire! The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast about Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, created by three fans! We do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes. Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) ! Say hello on Twitter @ coven_pod or Tumblr @ thecoveninarticulate !

11-05
02:18:58

Episode 22 - There's Some Sound Effects

Hang out with us as we discuss Episode 3 of AMC's Interview with the Vampire: Is My Very Nature That of the Devil!  The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast about Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, created by three fans! We do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes. Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) ! Say hello on Twitter @ coven_pod or Tumblr @ thecoveninarticulate !

10-29
02:55:19

Episode 21 - Covid Vampire Bomb

ARRIGHT ARRIGHT time for Episode 2 of AMC's Interview with the Vampire: ..After the Phantoms of Your Former Self ! Mind gifting? Covid vampire conspiracy? The Italian Opera?! Let's goooooo! The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast about Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, created by three fans! We do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes. Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) ! Say hello on Twitter @ coven_pod or Tumblr @ thecoveninarticulate !

10-18
03:16:25

Episode 20 - The Deep End is, Like, Our Default

STAY CALM STAY CALM, IT'S SHOW TIME! (Spoiler alert, we did not stay calm, as seen by the run time.) The show has FINALLY ARRIVED so sit down with us as we unpack Episode 1 of AMC'S Interview with the Vampire - In Throes of Increasing Wonder.  The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast about Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, created by three fans! We do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes. Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) ! Say hello on Twitter @ coven_pod or Tumblr @ thecoveninarticulate !

10-11
03:47:36

Episode 19 - A Slumber Party Out of Control

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE IS ALMOST HERE! We are gonna discuss some more of our thoughts about the trailers, what we're confused about, what we're looking forward to!!!!! Please note that this was recorded MERE HOURS before the September 8th trailer, whoops! EVEN MORE THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT FOR NEXT TIME!  The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast about Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, created by three fans! We do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes. Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) ! Say hello on Twitter @ coven_pod or Tumblr @ thecoveninarticulate !

09-13
02:09:57

Episode 18 - Lestat in a Boater Hat

OMG THE TRAILER DROPPED!!!!!!!!! The Vampire Chronicles TV show is ALMOST HERE!!!! We're gonna watch the trailer for the upcoming Interview with the Vampire trailer, complain about some stuff, praise a few things, mourn the loss of Daniel, etc. Sorry for all the shouting! The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast created by three fans, we do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes. Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) ! Say hello on Twitter @ coven_pod or Tumblr @ thecoveninarticulate !

07-30
02:12:15

Episode 17 - I Feel Like an Old Vampire

things are happening in VCTV world and we're back because the Twitter character limit wasn't gonna cut it!!! We discuss wonky rumors that probably aren't true and speculate how problematic VC tropes will look on TV. Yikes on bikes! The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast created by three fans, we do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes. Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) ! Say hello on Twitter @ coven_pod or Tumblr @ thecoveninarticulate ! 

07-19
01:41:53

Fledgling Episode 3 - Morally Upstanding

Ashley and Raph are back to answer more of your questions! This time we talk about VC locations and discuss whether we think vampires celebrate holidays or not!

04-26
23:07

Fledgling Episode 2 - Ah well he's a satanist

Hey everyone, it's us again! For our second Fledgling Episode, Ashley and Raph sit down to answer your questions! We make a return to the topic of regrets from a previous episode and we also talk about what vampire we want to hang out with - and we go in two completely different directions with it! This episode features side eyes @ Marius and thoughts about Louis 2.0. Come hang out with us! -- The Coven of the Inarticulate is an international podcast about Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles hosted by Raph, Ashley and Kacy, 3 people who really like vampires! We hope you’ll give it a listen! Don’t forget you can get in touch with any questions or comments you might have! We are on Facebook, Instagram and Tumblr! You can also email us at thecoveninarticulate@gmail.com Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast created by three fans, we do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes.

03-05
15:48

Episode 16.5 - Welcome to the nightmare (Dee Johnson joins VC TV)

Ashley and Raph check in to discuss the news of Dee Johnson joining VC TV as showrunner! __ Legal Eagle reacts to 'The Good Wife' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzvHYBgD-tI

02-18
24:33

Fledgling Episode 1: Marius is Defenseless Now

Hey fledglings, we’re back! After a long break we've reconvened to talk about our favorite sad vampires and answer your most pressing questions! In this week’s minisode with Raph and Ashley, we sit down to talk about what we've been up to, a couple of changes in the podcast, what the hell is going on with Tumblr’s guidelines, and what we think about it. We also discuss VC TV, and answer a question that was sent to us. NOTE: This episode was recorded before the announcement made on 2/14, so we will not be discussing the newest series details (though we may be planning a very special breaking update for that as well)! This episode is part one of a miniseries of shorter episodes we're calling the Fledgling Episodes, where Ashley and Raph answer your questions! Thanks for listening!

02-16
25:54

Episode 16 - the coven of the semi-articulate podcast

Hey fledglings! We're back to talk about vampires! We welcome you to Professor Ashley’s Learn-a-Thon aka. Ashley introduces us to her specialist subject: Communication theory! As a result we become slightly less inarticulate than before... Also as Ashley ensures us: IT'S NOT BORING I PROMISE! Ashley talks us through Aristotelian rhetoric, persona theory, trauma theory and performative grief and Raph introduces a new take on why Louis talked to Daniel in the first place and leaves our heads spinning. All of this inevitably leads to abundant amounts of - you guessed it - extra extra vampire pain. Because we are nothing if not predictable. Come cry with us guys! --- The Coven of the Inarticulate is an international podcast about Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles hosted by Raph, Ashley and Kacy, 3 people who really like vampires! We hope you’ll give it a listen! Don’t forget you can get in touch with any questions or comments you might have! We are on Facebook, Instagram and Tumblr! You can also email us at thecoveninarticulate@gmail.com Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast created by three fans, we do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes.

11-27
01:26:56

Episode 15 - Thanks for the Velvet

Hey everyone! We're back! This time with our long lost Halloween episode! (What are you talking about we're 2 weeks 2 late.... time is a social construct OK, we don't follow your rules #timebandits) We attempt to keep the conversation light-hearted and avoid crying about Armand for two god damn seconds, and kick off the episode with reading a cool email from one of our listeners. Then Kacy and Ashley explain Halloween to Raph! We talk about our favorite Halloween movies and play another fun game of Headcanon Roulette, this time featuring Halloween questions! And of course because we just can't control the urge, we have a spot Marius pain just to wash down the feel good of this episode We hope you enjoy it! Stuff we mentioned we would put in the show notes: Lestat in a bath by NR Shorts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-G98uynL08 --- The Coven of the Inarticulate is an international podcast about Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles hosted by Raph, Ashley and Kacy, 3 people who really like vampires! We hope you’ll give it a listen! Don’t forget you can get in touch with any questions or comments you might have! We are on Facebook, Instagram and Tumblr! You can also email us at thecoveninarticulate@gmail.com Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast created by three fans, we do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes.

11-14
01:45:17

Episode 14.75 - I am Changed as a Person (Blood Communion Part II)

WE FINISHED BLOOD COMMUNION OH NO my vampire feels D: SPOILER WARNING: Entire book will be discussed! No holds barred! A friend joins us to talk about the second half of the book and our debilitating Armand pain. We also speculate about Daniel's mysterious absence, vampires wearing dungarees, and Fareed's labcoat. Also, bonus shoutout to friend of the show Sheysira for this post that we referenced - http://sheysira.tumblr.com/post/178863668906/one-thing-you-cannot-say-about-blood-communion-is ------ -- The Coven of the Inarticulate is an international podcast about Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles hosted by Raph, Ashley and Kacy, 3 people who really like vampires! We hope you’ll give it a listen! Don’t forget you can get in touch with any questions or comments you might have! We are on Facebook, Instagram and Tumblr! You can also email us at thecoveninarticulate@gmail.com Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast created by three fans, we do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes.

11-05
02:05:40

Episode 14.5 - Naive Summer Children (Blood Communion Part I)

OMG BLOOD COMMUNION BLOOD COMMUNION!! Raph & Kacy check in midway through the book to discuss their feelings so far and a lot of shouting ensues. We discuss the plot and the characters and our experience with Eric Shaw Quinn narrating the audiobook! SPOILER WARNING: Chapters 1-13 will be discussed, up to page 121! No holding back! SPOILERS GALORE! -- 
The Coven of the Inarticulate is an international podcast about Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles hosted by Raph, Ashley and Kacy, 3 people who really like vampires! We hope you’ll give it a listen! Don’t forget you can get in touch with any questions or comments you might have! We are on Facebook, Instagram and Tumblr! You can also email us at thecoveninarticulate@gmail.com Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast created by three fans, we do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes.

10-11
01:29:34

Episode 14 - Tight White Pants

Hey everyone! Do you have ears? Ever listened to a song that felt like a slap in the face from your favorite fictional character? Ever wondered what vampy music we here at Coven of the Inarticulate are listening to? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then this is the episode for you!! This week, we talked about our favorite bands, and which songs make us cry the most about vampires. We’re putting together a comprehensive list of all the songs/bands we reference (spoiler alert: it’s A LOT), but in the meantime, here’s a summary of the main recommendations from each of our hosts: Kacy: Opeth, because of existential angst (and Hardcore Louis Feels) Raph: Ghost, because of satanic ridiculousness and aesthetics Ashley: Panic! at the Disco, because of Victorian aesthetics and an obnoxious lead singer For the full list of everything we mentioned on this week's episode, keep an eye out on our social media sites! -- The Coven of the Inarticulate is an international podcast about Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles hosted by Raph, Ashley and Kacy, 3 people who really like vampires! We hope you’ll give it a listen! Don’t forget you can get in touch with any questions or comments you might have! We are on Facebook, Instagram and Tumblr! You can also email us at thecoveninarticulate@gmail.com Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast created by three fans, we do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes.

10-02
01:28:22

Episode 13 - Upsetti Spaghetti

Hello everyone! We’re back with another (loooong) episode! This time the topic is headcanons! You know, those canons that we make with our heads! Because sometimes canon just isn’t enough to satisfy our need for information about our favourite eternal edge lords ammirite?? We also discuss a fantastic email we got from a very cool fan, talk about what consequences mean in VC world (WHAT EVEN ARE CONSEQUENCES ANNE) and what careers we think the vampires would have if they weren't vampiring. For this episode we’ve come up with a fun little game that we’re calling Covenpod’s Headcanon Extravaganza. It’s basically headcanon roulette! This resulted in talks about karaoke, Marius in the 70s and much much more. Then we attempt to end on a REAL QUICK talk about how we’d sort the vampires if they were at Hogwarts…. and end up spending half an hour talking about the Harry Potter/VC AU…. whoops! It’s v serious business over at Covenpod this week, come hang out! Psssst….. want to try your hands at the extravaganza yourself? Keep your eyes on our social media this week for the full list of questions we used! The Coven of the Inarticulate is an international podcast about Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles hosted by Raph, Ashley and Kacy, 3 people who really like vampires! We hope you’ll give it a listen! Don’t forget you can get in touch with any questions or comments you might have! We are on Facebook, Instagram and Tumblr! You can also email us at thecoveninarticulate@gmail.com Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast created by three fans, we do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes.

09-19
01:51:19

Episode 12 - Generally Upsetting

Hello everyone! We're back with another episode and can we just say right now: PREPARE TO FEEL PAIN!!! Inspired by an interesting ask we got a while ago, this episode is about things in the Vampire Chronicles we wish never happened! We also talk about things we'd change if we could and oh boy.... did we have a few things to say. Come hang out as we cry our eyes out over you know who AGAIN (because there just isn't enough time in this world to get through all the things we have to say about Armand), have a lengthy discussion about a certain brat prince and mull over possibly the rarest of the rarepairs in VC history. In true covenpod fashion we make ourselves super sad over vampires and then we get a few insights from Ashley's mom, a super OG Vampire Chronicles fan It's a fun(aka. devastating) episode, enjoy! - The Coven of the Inarticulate is an international podcast about Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles hosted by Raph, Ashley and Kacy, 3 people who really like vampires! We hope you’ll give it a listen! Don’t forget you can get in touch with any questions or comments you might have! We are on Facebook, Instagram and Tumblr! You can also email us at thecoveninarticulate@gmail.com Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast created by three fans, we do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes.

08-28
01:27:48

Episode 11 - Them Vampers!

Happy Tuesday! Raph and Kacy are here to talk about how much we love True Blood, from stylistic creative decisions to the flat out crackfic level drama! We will be discussing and spoiling things about Season 1 and giggling while we maniacally jump from topic to topic because we are just way too excited to be articulate! =P Some show notes AS PROMISED: A quick recap of all the drama! - https://youtu.be/3fDde0xZeDc The super cool intro! - https://youtu.be/Wet5OM7RR8Q Just Lafayette being fantastic! - https://youtu.be/5Ff_6VsRuas Coven of the Inarticulate is an international podcast about Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles hosted by Kacy, Ashley and Raph - 3 people who really like vampires! We hope you’ll give it a listen! Don’t forget you can get in touch with any questions or comments you might have! We are on Facebook, Instagram and Tumblr! You can also email us at thecoveninarticulate@gmail.com Our awesome intro music was composed by Kerem Koseoglu (@kerem-koseoglu) The Coven of the Inarticulate Podcast is a fully unofficial podcast created by three vampire fans. We do not own the rights to any of the source material described in the episodes.

08-14
01:20:07

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