The Cringe is Real

It's the final slice of UNLOCKED pie before we return to regular programing next week. Hope you've enjoyed a peak behind the paywall. Calm your clotted Cotswolds! Shane is back from London and on the couch to dig into these London Lasses and a BOMBSHELL HAS ENTERED THE VILLA! Juliet Angus finally makes her grand entrance to the show and boy are we glad to see her! Baz Luhrmann also makes his grand entrance. That and some Steps Musical (Here and Now) and more! This recap was originally r...

Hope you dolls have been enjoying a trip down Housewives memory lane. Enjoy some more UNLOCKED content before we return to regular programming very soon. Lorelei Camboni joins Sam on the couch for another weekly dose of #RHOLDN and much more. The ladies have their Cotswolds in a twist this week, Panthea continues to put her foot in it and Juliet is just hear to tell stories about the beautiful Thai people. Karen is dropping 2010’s style cryptic gossip girl blasts and its not going to en...

We continue our UNLOCKED journey while Sam is offline. Enjoy another fun RHOL recap from the vault. Maria Angelico is back on the couch to chat about all the Cotswolds cosplay and craziness of this week’s Real Housewives of London. Panthea has turned her sights onto her next victim(s) and no one is safe! Meanwhile Juleit brushes up on her vocals and Nessie is jamming out on the piano in a sexy red dress. Juicy! That and some Logies chat. This episode was originally released on 4 S...

Sam is (STILL) on holiday so enjoy another week of UNLOCKED subscriber content. Enjoy girlies. We are so back with Hayu’s fave American import, Brian Moylan! Sam and Brian have much to discuss as they catch up on Bravo’s lull period, Australian Survivor: Aus v The World and of course our freshly brewed London housewives. Panthea’s still on the warpath and Karen;s dinner is not safe! Nessie is getting dinosaury and Amanda’s divorce(s) come into question.. This recap was originally releas...

Sam is on a (much deserved) hiatus so we are UNLOCKING some bonus recap episodes from the sealed section to celebrate the return of The Real Housewives of London. Enjoy xo. Dan and Sam reunite behind the glamourous paywall to spill the high-tea (spew) on these unhinged London ladies! Dental drama, Do’s-and-Don’ts, and some Dog grooming all feature in this series premiere as Hayu enters the chat. That and some Australian Survivor, Weapons and more from the Housewives multiverse. This recap was...