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Hi! We‘re Marc and Dan, two best friends who just so happen to be complete idiots. We‘ve made the vastly wild assumption that someone, somewhere will care even slightly about what we have to say. Could that person be you? Who knows. Suppose you‘ll have to listen and find out!
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We’re back to audio this week with Harry Potter and the Mysterious Film Title!
This week, Marc and Dan take each other on in a Try Not to Laugh Challenge: Harry Potter Edition!
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Ever wondered how you could use a cannon to get strangers to not force small talk onto you?
We got you.
Full video episode here! https://youtu.be/os6hdvmtFCA
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Well this one's a bit different. As you may or may not have read on our socials, we're moving our focus to video podcasts on YouTube! We'll still be uploading the audio from each episode and this is the first instance of that so if some of the jokes don't land, try watching the video here https://youtu.be/RWR_r8kF3Zg
See you there!
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Yo yo! It’s new episode day! This time around, we have Unexpected Weetabix, Invisible-ish Man and Sophie Wins Marriage.
This week, we come up with some absolutely super powers (that will allow you to wank on the train), we talk about annoying film sequels and Wikihow tells us how to win at relationships. Watch out for sneak appearances from Marc’s mum Joanne and wife Sophie.
As always, y'all can get in touch by emailing darcballcast@gmail.com, or you can find us at https://www.facebook.com/darcballcast and https://twitter.com/darcballcast. Make sure to leave us a rating on Spotify!
Well then, here we are once again with a new episode and this week we have Casual Friends, Missing Submarines and Mysterious Debris in Dan's Bed.
This week, we take a quiz to see what kind of friends Marc and Dan are, we we talk about what weird thing Dan discovered in bed with his toes and we cast our opinions on what everybody's talking about, that missing bloody submarine.
As always, y'all can get in touch by emailing darcballcast@gmail.com, or you can find us at https://www.facebook.com/darcballcast and https://twitter.com/darcballcast. Make sure to leave us a rating on Spotify!
Well hello to you all. Is it two days late? Yes. Do we have a good excuse? No. Are we sorry? Mostly. But fear not! For we are here with a belter of a new episode, Bum Porridge, Energy Nail Clippers and Throwing Darts into an Orphanage.
So this week, we make a case for rebranding diarrhoea as well talking about how you can sort out all your emotional energy cords, the eternal struggle between hair bobbles and toes, gaslighting people into thinking they’re alive and the curious case of Natalia Grace.
As always, y'all can get in touch by emailing darcballcast@gmail.com, or you can find us at https://www.facebook.com/darcballcast and https://twitter.com/darcballcast. Make sure to leave us a rating on Spotify!
What you doin? Well, stop it and listen to this new episode, Free Sci-fi, Crabulution and a Pint Glass Full of Electronics!
It’s Bank Holiday Monday and we know what you’re worried about suddenly evolving into a crab so calm don’t, we got you covered. Not only that but we flesh out our new hotel concept, discuss the various torture methods we’d rather undergo than listen to this podcast and, to celebrate our 50th episode, we finally learn some jokes!
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Top o’ the evenin’ to you! It’s new episode day and we’re here with Surprise Condoms, Scooby-Doo Funerals and the Tampon King.
Well, that’s it, Charlie’s got his shiny hat on and is officially King. So to celebrate, we discuss his fat fucking fingers and the time he said he wanted to be a tampon. As you do. We also go over a story of revenge most fowl from the belly depths of Reddit and we bring our string of pet based Wikihows to a close by learning how to bury the bastards when they’re dead.
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Hellooooooooo! ‘Tis new episode day, and we’re getting patriotic with Lego Genitals, Proper Cockatiel Massage and Our Charles’ Coronation!
It’s less than a week away folks! Our Charles is getting corronated. Coroned? Corroded? Whatever it is, it’s happening soon. And what better way to celebrate could there possibly be than learning some Royal Family trivia and taking one of Marc’s signature quizzes! As if that weren’t enough, we’ll be discussing the pro’s and con’s of having genitals made from Lego and, through the power of Wikihow, we’ll find out if the Cockatiels Dan had years ago died of natural causes, or straight up neglect.
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What’s happenin’ babies! It’s neeeeeeew episode day and this time we have Bowel Movements, The Bosnian See-Saw and Finding Out Why Nobody Likes You.
Trigger warning: this episode is disgusting. Marc’s been a bit poorly and he describes his illness in detail so graphic, you can almost smell it. We also do a bit of self reflection to find out why nobody likes us and we scrape the bottom of the content barrel by learning some sexy new moves courtesy of Urban Dictionary.
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Well, it’s a couple of days late due to some toilet related issues but here we are nonetheless, it’s new episode day with Gravity Tax, Iraq’s Relationship with Butter and the Romantic Adventures of Gemini-Man.
This week Dan panics at the thought of an existence without gravity, we delve into the exciting and interesting world of phobias and we find out how to know when a Gemini man is in love. Also, we explore the terrifying world of A.I. by having a little play around with Chat GPT.
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As our Lord and Saviour Obi Wan Kenobi once said, hello there. We’re back wenches and whelks with an hour of beauty named Morris Castle-Hat, Fat Bear Voter Fraud and J. Smith’s Letter.
We know what you, the listener, has been thinking from day one of this Podcast: Marc’s a wanker and he needs to be taught a lesson. That’s why we’ve asked the Reddit thread r/Roastme to throw some serious shade at him. The first time Marc heard any of these comments was while we were recording this episode; will he laugh? Will he cry? Will he undergo plastic surgery as a result of the relentless teasing? We’ll find out. Also, we learn about Fat Bear Week, we hear Dan’s impression of somebody from Somerset (spoiler alert, it’s shit) and the Christian’s have sent another letter…
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Welcome back DarcBall fans! We’ve got a banger for you this week, The Thickness of Milk, Stimulating your Rat and The Giraffe Conspiracy.
This week, we look into foolproof ways to bond with and entertain your pet rat, we discuss better ways to classify milk and we learn alllllll about the names for different groups of animals. Want to know what a collection of rattlesnakes is called? We got you covered in our handy quiz!
As always, you can get in touch with us at Darcballcast@gmail.com or by visiting us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/darcballcast
Well here we are again DarcBall fans, it’s new episode day and this week we have The Feeling of Deidre, James R. R. Babycakes and Dans Mangled Cat!
This time we look into the different types of leaflets you can get from writing in to Dear Deidre, we delve into the world of finding love online and we have an argument over Dan’s ridiculous cat.
As always, you can get in touch with us at Darcballcast@gmail.com or by visiting us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/darcballcast
Merry Monday DarcBall fans! It’s new episode day and this week it’s Gaseous Gary, Goose Headed Swans and The Delicate Nuances of Cutting Board Selection.
This week we take a deep dive into the crazy world of monsters and myth from antiquity and folklore, we share some of the stupidest ways in which people have managed to kill themselves thanks to The Darwin Awards and we take a detailed look at the many, many considerations you need to make when choosing the right cutting board for your kitchen.
As always, you can get in touch with us at Darcballcast@gmail.com or by visiting us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/darcballcast
Happy New Year DarcBall fans! It's the first episode of 2023, Pirate Chat, How to House Your Hermit Crab and The Effect of Tarzan on Some Guys Erection! We've been gone for a few weeks so let's dive straight back in...
This week, we cast our opinions on the topic that's currently gripping the nation. No its not the rapidly rising cost of living crisis and spiralling interest rates, no its not the UK being brought to a stand still over industrial action. That's right, it's our Prince Harry! Also, Marc gives Dan a beautiful gift, Dan takes a quiz on how to talk like a pirate and we learn how to decorate your hermit crabs tank!
As always, you can get in touch with us at Darcballcast@gmail.com or by visiting us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/darcballcast.
Here we are again folks, it's Christmas! And you'd be lying to yourself if you said that Christmas was absolutely shit without The DarcBall Cast Christmas Spectacular!
Come all ye faithful and listen to us talk our usual brand of bullshit but this time, the bullshit is decorated in tinsel made from hopes and dreams, PVC and aluminium (Aloominum if you're American). Dan gets put through his paces with a Christmas quiz from the Beano, we tell the story of the nativity the way only we can and Dan writes a letter to Santa with the help of Wikihow. Oh we also learn about the Catalonian log that shits Christmas presents for kids. Every day's a school day.
As always, you can get in touch with us at Darcballcast@gmail.com or by visiting us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/darcballcast
Well hello there, you sexy beasts. It’s two days late, but we know you don’t care ‘cause it’s new episode day! And this week, It’s Coming Home… Again!
This week, we jump into the biggest event to have hit the world for centuries, the bloody World Cup! Also, Marc and Dan try to heighten the intimacy in their relationship which leads to their first on-air argument.
As always, you can get in touch with us at Darcballcast@gmail.com or by visiting us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/darcballcast
Oooooooh wee, it's a new episode day! And this weeks’ is a bloody good’un with Womb Blood Bath Bombs, The Invalid’s Tray and Bonfire Night: A Dark History.
Well, this one’s a whirlwind of sexism as we dive into a relic of the 60’s, we explore the complicated and gruesome origins of Bonfire Night and we discover the revolutionary new skin care routine that you lucky ladies can only do once a month. No matter how grim it is.
As always, you can get in touch with us at Darcballcast@gmail.com or by visiting us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/darcballcast
Well hello there you cheeky boys and girls, it’s new episode day! This week, it’s episode 37, Aura Cleansing, the Mariko Aoki Phenomenon and Dan’s Dutch Crisis.
Have YOU ever found yourself desperately needing a shit in a bookshop? Well don’t worry, you aren’t alone and we’ll explain what’s wrong with you. We’ll also tell you what Dan got up to in Amsterdam and what caused him to have what he describes as a crisis and finally, this weeks Wikihow will tell you everything you need to know to cleanse your aura which, as we all know, isn’t utter bullshit.
We kinda messed up this week and forgot all about Halloween so this episode has nothing spooky at all. Sorry!
As always, you can get in touch with us at Darcballcast@gmail.com or by visiting us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/darcballcast
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