The Dark Ride

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her recent romp around the mouse house. and this time she brought a friend in to spill the tea. We are psyched to welcome back to our little slice of Cinderella; Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari). He was recently on telling us why he's a Disney Adult. Now we get to hear how he does Disney, right from the magic Mike's mouth. This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre-trip plans and then through the channeling of cosmic rewind and an audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down and we spare nothing....  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life-consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Whips way past adolescence. This week’s guest is Demi (@MagicalHijinx); she is a fantastic friend of the pod and a tip/review queen for the theme park world. Through her many social media pursuits, she is out there doing the hard work, and making the confusing endeavor of these Vay Cays something that is simple and understandable. As a late-stage Disney Adult, Demi sheds some light on what it is like to become obsessed without all that sticky nostalgia gumming up the works. We are pleased as Polynesian Punch to find out all about what makes her omnimover operate. Come listen and find out!

Only the Grid knows why frisbees and neon go so damn well together. stride over your ever so uncomfortable light cycle and get ready to see the future in all of its daft punkiness. Today we ride Tron: Light Cycle Run. Will this neo-futuristic test track of new Tomorrowland send us victoriously through the cybernetic cacophony or will its seats have us in sweats and make us cramped at the idea of digital sports that don't involve Pokemon. your guess is as good as ours, you'll have to listen it to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, space, rocket, Arcade, Stars, Lightcycle, Kinetic, Jeff Bridges, Frisbee, Tron, Tron: Legacy, Flynn, Master Control Program, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

There is an old Swahili Proverb that says;"He who eats another man's food will have his own food eaten by others." . and that goes double when you are talking about the bread service at Sanaa at Animal Kingdom Lodge Kidani Village. From the epic art to the wild views, this restaurant with the heart of Africa has got big things in a small package. So will this bite sized bistro make it to the top of our charts or will the hide away location have us searching for this restaurant like a lion stalking his prey on the plains ya gotta tune in to find out Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, Animal Kingdom, Bread Service, Mojito, Wildebeest, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Jiko - The Cooking Place, Boma - Flavors of Africa, Mara, Tiffins, Tusker House, Yak and Yeti,, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week were all about that relaxed fit. Adriane and Ryantalk about some upcoming events, we talk through some big disney news articles as of late and jam out to some listener mail and posts. its fun for the family, but with swears, so maybe the whole family that is cool with hearing us talk dirty about the adult side of the themed out world. what's it all about?...  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Peltz for President, Iger, cruise control, price hike, surge pricing, annual passholder, club 33, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life-consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Whips way past adolescence. This week’s guest is Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari), a great friend of the pod, and a guest on some of our most popular episodes. He also happens to be the nicest DVC points slinger this side of the Frontierland shooting gallery. We are over the fake rocks of Batuu to find out all about the mouse running around Mike's mind. Come listen and find out!

It's been Four Years since you looked at meCocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"not so long since you laughed at meSaying, "Get that together, come back and see me"welcome to our Four Year Aniversary Show, filled with fun and games, surprised animatronic guests and a whole lot of Disney Debauchery. Saddle up, kick back, and Enjoy! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Chat GPT, Newlywed Game, Did we rate it right?, Disney Adults , Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Arrr, ye scallywags! Hoist yer Jolly Roger and prepare to plunder the depths of hilarity today with the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage at Disneyland! We be sailin' through the seas of imagineering as we recount the antics of Nemo, Dory, Tony Baxter, and their motley crew of underwater misfits. From fish tacos to landlubber shenanigans, we be splicin' the mainbrace and servin' up a barrel o' laughs. So grab yer grog, polish yer hook, and join us as we set sail on a rollicking adventure through the high seas of Disney magic! Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, 20,000 leagues under the sea, Jules Verne, the nautilus, subs, beatles, yellow submarine, pirates, deep, ocean, Disneyland, Aneheim, MCU, Douglas Adams, Towel, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Welcome to the Jungle, sha na na na please take a moment to adjust your volume and let the two skippers with the yippers take you to the far-off land of Orlando to a little bistro in the bush in the Kingdom of Magic. Today we're gettin our feast of beast on as we eat all about Skipper Canteen. Adventerland's punny eatery with a design towards the sublime. listen up as we're gonna point out some of my favorite plates…. That one… this one… oh and this one is good too, mmmmmm. remember absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, so tip em back and if your like our friend Mufasa, as for your zebra on the rocks. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, jungle cruise, skipper dan, puns, dad jokes, fight or flight , Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, steaks, cheddar soup, poutine, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Whips way past adolescence. This week’s guest a is VERY good friend of the pod, in fact, She’s such a good friend it’s almost like She’s permanently a part of the Dark Ride family! But we’re not telling you who it is here, you’ll have to tune in to find out ;)

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her Fab Feb trip to the happiest place on earth. Birthdays and rain delays This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of cosmic rewind and an audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down....  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Trip Report, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-booPut 'em together and what have you gotcharacter dining costing you a firstborn child. We're headed to Cindy's house for a little amuse bouche and a princess parade the likes of which you've never seen. Unless you have perchance been to literally any other parade at Disney cause then you have seen this many princesses. Or maybe if you have been to Fairytale Hall. Or if you have found yourself waiting in line for one of the 700 or so meet and greets around. Ok, so maybe the princess part is plentiful, but have you ever snapped a cute selfie with snow white while scarfing a steak? Well, look no further cause at Cinderella's Royal Table, the evil stepmothers are taking a back seat to these prix fixe princesses. These ladies of the realm have brought along autograph books and somewhat French cooks, so they can show off their debonaire. So, will this ultra-deluxe sit-down character dining experience have us donning our glass Nikes while loosening our belts, or will this pricey princess cavalcade make us feel like we were all turned back to pumpkins? ya gotta tune in to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining,Character Dining, EPCOT, Cinderella, Prince Charming, Gus Gus , Jaque, Ariel, Aurora, Jasmine, Rapunzel, Briar Rose, Snow White, Walter White, Skylar White, Anastasia, Drizella, Moana, Anna, Elsa, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, steaks, cheddar soup, poutine, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Get your dogsled and mukluks ready cause we're venturing into the great white north to lineup for a mickey, kick out the hosers, and chomp down at some chops at EPCOT's Le Cellier Steakhouse. This deluxe sit-down dining experience has us getting our lumberjack on, stretching our Molson muscle with all the delicious delicacies of the land of the maple leaves. So will this hockey toothed meat loving adventure erupt like a keener kerfuffle full of medium rare ribeyes, or will this poutine routine make us feel like saying Sorry, I'd rather have ketchup chips, ya gotta tune in to find out Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, EPCOT, Canadian Pavillion,Canada far and wide, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, steaks, cheddar soup, poutine, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Who is a Disney Adult? What is a Disney Adult? And why does the internet and society as a whole care so much? Well, that’s what we hope to find out in a new series we’re calling ‘Unpacking Disney: A Disney Adult Deep Dive’ where each month we’ll interview one so-called Disney Adult about their lived experiences to find out what led to them to a life consuming copious amounts of churros and Dole Whips way past adolescence. This week’s guest a is VERY good friend of the pod, in fact, he’s such a good friend it’s almost like he’s permanent a part of the Dark Ride family! But we’re not telling you who it is here, you’ll have to tune in to find out ;)

When your galactic generator has gone missing and you can't afford to hire Captain Marvel, there is only one team you can count on.. In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune.  If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The A-Team. and if they arent available, try the Guardians of the Galaxy. were getting our spin on today as we head to EPCOT and ride Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind Will this spinning omnicoaster make us scream for xandar or will be left in the dark There’s only one way to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, space, rocket, groot, star lord, Gamora, Drax, Mantis, GOTG, James Gunn, Marvel, DC, Comics, MCU, Douglas Adams, Towel, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to get your 90s aesthetic on with Walt Disney World Swan and Dolphin Resorts. this resort has big geometry energy and a location to make you dream of the original dreamfinder riding on the honey I shrunk the kids' bee at MGM Studios. Will this amenity and transportation-heavy dynamic dual hotel provide all the beanie babies and tamagatchis our drunk little hands can hold, or will its over-the-top aesthetic take it to the bottom of the blockbuster movies return slot.  There’s only one way to find out! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit down dining, Hotel, Resort, Swan , Dolphin, Boardwalk, Yacht, Beach, Club, Crescent Lake, Epcot,  buffet, Magic Kingdom, Rides, Hollywood Studios, MGM, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Today we head on down to the banana bread bakery, to doo the doo, unloose the caboose, water the grass, drop a deuce, punish the porcelain, build a log cabin, or any of your other favorite euphemisms for bodily functions as we sit down to check our phones and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan do some listener mail call and with a special request talk all about where to pop a squat in the most magical restrooms on earth. So which are the golden thrones and which of these John crappers are just plain shitty? Listen up and you'll get the scoop on where to poop. That and soooooo much more on this very special episode of Drunk Distory Presents: The Dirt Slide. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Tangled Toilets, Galaxy Edge Refreshers, Moaning Myrtle Bathroom, Restroom, Mens, Womens, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

Were starting off on a good foot for twenty four and were so glad that you are along for the ride. tune in this week to talk planning in all its fun and frustration. welcome to the future, drunk distory style. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, Trip Planning, vacation plans, touring plans, crowd calendar, tips and tricks, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

All the uppers and downers of a year well spent. Grab a glass of champagne and come joint the territorial twosome as they do a deep dive into emotion and see what pulls at the heart strings. Adios 2023 bienvenido 24. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, NewYear, Luminous, Favorites, Holiday, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

On the First Dismay Of Disney, my true Love gave to me; A podcast from a bar seat. Hi there and welcome to the Drunk Distory Holidaze. Join your favorite two churro eaters on a discussion of what 2023 gave us and what things we would like more of in 2024. This is part of our loose fit year-end collection and if you are extra naughty this year, Ryan may even sing you a little song at the end. Happy Holidays you dizzy disnerds.