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The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?'
The Dick Show. Get some.
The Dick Show. Get some.
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Riley goes on trial for criminally harassing Eric July, Mike Tyson throws a fight, RFK brings back beef tallow, Chris the Kiwi writes a poem, a Boeing engineer writes in, big bodies in outer space, dog-free zones to end racism, a burkini, Mexicans working the field, and a woman falls through a jungle gym; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Trump wins, Latino men save the country, Black women go on strike, Cat Girl is in jail again, Jay Johnston is getting out of prison, FEMA actually was ignoring Trump voters, Nick Rekieta shows his cuck's web history, Ralph falls out of a chair, women overreact to a joke, Jimmy Kimmel cries, CNN figures out what happens, and teachers fill cry rooms around the world; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
A squirrel is killed by the government, Ron Paul is brought back from the dead, a video game makes people upset, JonBreaksBadNews calls in, Jimmy Pesto is sent to prison for a year, rats poop in my grill, cheap Halloween candy, the Vatican has a new mascot, ChatGPT gives women report cards, 6% of Nicaragua moved to the US, a voting machine doesn't work, and we look at bad reviews for women's pornography books; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
1Sean returns from Japan with a big Guitar Talk, Florida sherriffs lie about weed, we explore Tinder's new "sporty" women category, Trump works at McDonald's, trans women have too many mimosa brunches, Black people think Mexicans are slaves, some liberals go shooting, an Elliott Smith mural is painted over with "Queer Joy", a fat lady tries on some wedding dresses, some squatters in my neighborhood drive off a cliff, DnD introduces sensitivity forms, an IDF soldier regrets bulldozing kids, and a young man writes in about condoms; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Russel Brand sells a magic amulet, California liberals ruin another high tech industry, a Hitler survey, the scope of consent, gay voice, guys playing video games, 40 FEMA guys carry a log, protecting Black men's crypto, a lady spills chips in a car, and Josh Denny fills in for Sean; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
Adult trick or treating, some UCB guys make a political ad, a trans storm trooper, the WNBA fights reading books, Sven Stoffels calls in with Butch Killigan 2, a Boeing insider, fake sex robots, cops get paid to fail a math test, obesity is falling, and some furry news; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
The Joker is sexually assaulted, the longshoremen go on strike, market price for sauce, soapboxing and photoshopping from the parents of dead kids, the cat girl calls in, a man in college is gaslighted, Halloween costumes go more plus size than ever, FEMA, hate speech, and The Disparraging Word, with Sean; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
The "Mr. McMahon" documentary, Moo Deng fever, Cat Girl goes to jail, Maddox defends his bicycle, the president of Haiti drinks water incorrectly, women try to figure out a propeller, millennials and choking, and Collin Shumaker calls in with his hit new flashmob gameshow for pedophiles "The Newly Ped Game"; all that and more this week on The Dick show!
$6 million squatters, a fake Mexican accent, "Am I Racist?", the IRS Union endorses Kamala, exploding pagers, fat lady firemen, sundown towns, AI vs. men, and Dirty Dalish reads the news; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
Small businesses claiming parking spots, reverse burns and failed burns, Hamilton sucks, eating dogs and cats, kids selling PS5s in the ghetto, inclusive math, Maddox's How to Punch Up a Script, the my property supercut, and advice for Captain Save-A-Ho; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Basically a bloodbath with unexpected guests, secretly recorded phone calls, doubly secretly recorded phone calls, also an all-trans football team, cheating is rampant at the Paralympics, a crow man near me, broken fat people testers at the amusement park, and Maddox's tips on how to improvise during your audio book recording; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Karl and Vinnie call in for a Scum Parade, I go on Destiny's show in Miami, Brazil is over, girls pretending to be trans women, a guy needs advice with a woman, a woman plays the war game--and gets the answers wrong, Nick Rekieta gets a cuck arrested on revenge porn charges, homework in cubits, pigeon milk, and the Chase Bank Infinite Money Glitch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Once again I get no credit, an illegal shower, a fat women crashes a scooter, a man throws up in a trash can, a tax on temporarily embarrassed billionaires, someone's girlfriend's sister has huge cans, a gay shirt, Telegram is killed, Rekieta updates, and communists; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Lizzo works out, a man has a long distance relationship, evil grocery stores finally get what's coming to them, Maddox sees a psychiatrist and talks about it for some insane reason, promise rings, hate scarves, and Nick Rekeita gets his kids back; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Sean's kidney stone, I sink a boat, a woman break dancer gets a zero, the UK police start extraditing thought criminals, Susan Wojcicki goes to hell, Kurt Cobain "unalives" himself, a man thinks about feminism, a convention where women pretend dolls are their children, and how fat is too fat if a girl has huge cans; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Sean has kidney stones, Carl Spitale in studio, lady boxers, men can have babies, race wars, bad dads, and the OnlyFans class action lawsuit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Joe Biden quits the Presidential race because of his donkey brains, a lady sings the national anthem drunk, EBT shopping for junk food, a Midwest "lifestyle" afficianado has some advice, a lady carries a dead sea lion home in her tiny car, more burning candles, a boob job and a "mommy makeover", the Plus Size Park Hoppers get a rash, and advice for how to argue with your girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Trump is almost assassinated, women ruined the secret service, a smoke detector goes off in the LBC, a dead animal washes up at the beach, a listener goes to a "lifestyle" party, firemen break a car for fun, and the Plan B pill no longer works on the average American woman and you'll never guess why (they're too fat); all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
The Dodgers have an vtuber night, a woman burns down an apartment building, I hate my new weight bench, liberals have messed up a plan, throwing LEGOs away, Maddox contacts the SEC, a guy dumps his gf, an entity walks up a tree, and a fat lady jumps on a box; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Shooting dice in hipster prison, coyotes break my hot water, the bodycam footage of Riley's arrest is released, gay dads leave a newborn in a car, Maddox misses a joke, getting the army numbers up, and the federal government is neutered; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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It's crazy how Riley went from annoying to highly entertaining over the past few years. I forgot that was him in the fight with Ralph. A damn shame Ralph doesn't put shows on his podcast feed any more. I refuse to use Rumble because the app is complete shit.
The main point of a company is to make money, that's it.
that crazy woman on the phone was awful, I had to fast-forward past it.
Vito is so pants on head
This was the worst episode of all time. I've never skipped a single episode of the old TBPITU, the new one, or this one before. But as soon as you brought Vito on it just turned into people shouting at each other and repeating the same shit over and over and over. What the hell?
THIS IS HOW YOU DO A CREEP OFF! Stories that are creepy and gross, NOT PLAYING AUDIO OF A CHILD BEING TORTURED, AND GIGGLING AT IT. Fuck Vinnie.
Poor Vito. He kinda deserved something good this week. Mother's Milk is still funny though, but the joke will get old if you do it too often. Congratulations on losing the weight though!
A 1h 48m cold open
First come, first serve is an ancient and simple concept.
Target used to have the toy section labeled as Boys and Girls aisles. they stopped this about five or six years ago..
Sczahonxüun might not say "To be fair" But he's CONSTANTLY SAYING "You know you know you know you know you know you know you you you know you know like you know like like tou know" :aRage:
Every time Karl is on the amount of LidDeRrOlLy skyrockets, and he wasn't even the worst this time.
The audio quality of The Joe Rogan Experience can't be compared to other podcasts. The first 300-700 episodes are terrible(audio wise), and one of the guests is completely inaudible even when the episode count is nearing 2000.
"Like I mean like something like" Good job Sean....
NTR (Netorare) ISN'T CUCKOLDRY! Cuckoldry is when you're turned on by your beloved getting fucked by other men. NTR is when your beloved is getting fucked by other men and you're NOT into it.
Not looking before you grab the toilet paper? Yeah that was your fault.
If I wanted to listen to prank calls, I would be listening to prank calls and not a podcast ffs.
A CUCKOLD IS SOMEONE WHO ENJOYS WHEN THE WOMAN HE LOVES GETS FUCKED BY OTHER MEN. IF HE DOESN'T CARE THEN IT ISN'T CUCKOLDRY, IT'S INCREDIBLY SIMPLE. OPEN RELATIONSHIPS HAVE BEEN A THING SINCE FOREVER.
I could not hear a single word that woman talking into a can said.
THE FLY IS THERE TO MAKE IT EASIER TO PUT THE PANTS ON OR OFF, NOT TO PULL YOUR TINY DICK THROUGH!