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The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?'

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I catch a guy watering a spider at the grocery store, a Federal Reserve governor commits mortgage fraud, entering the North Korea baby stage, "Stunters" the viral piece of garbage game, a brief Superkiller review, Trump catches a bad contractor, EBT and candy and soda, sex for rent in Canada and everywhere, and Johnny's Brain Rot corner; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Episode 473 - Dick on Buffy

Episode 473 - Dick on Buffy

2025-08-2502:15:11

Adam Busch in studio, Raja Jackson beats a wrestler half to death because he was disrespected, SUPERKILLER is released, the Cracker Barrel has fallen, men's idea of romance, Indians defending Indian defending Indians, fat Black bicyclers, and Shaquille O'Meal vs. a door; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Karl calls in about his lawsuit, Home Depot rents defective furniture dollies, Johnny brings in a poetry man, Nick Fuentes shouts out the show, an Indian crashes a semi truck, ChatGPT sexually assaults an insane woman, a fat woman falls through a boat, and the EVS Superkiller review announcement; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Some classy AI funeral videos, the WNBA puts up a dildo net, Jon Breaks Bad News calls in about a woman's death, Karl Hamberger is sued for $600,000 by Stuttering John, student loans, the war on weed never ends, ego death, and witches on Etsy making bank; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
A ruined day off, a crackhead at the hospital, Lena Dunham stuns in not enough, a fat woman goes spelunking, the consequences of a low-IQ Internet, a muslim prayer group talks toilet paper, Asmongold and Gamer Gate 2.0, fame that is just out of reach, a fat woman falls out of a canoe, the ISOM action figure, Happy Gilmore 2, a new pick-up artist technique, women's many encounters with ghosts, and the king of crashouts has risen; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Warren G lullabyes, stuck behind an idiot's funeral procession, Armenians honking at the hospital, the death of waiting rooms, fat women are hacked globally, mental asylums are coming back, eating gross things, advice on programming, an all-white town, four-person mortgages, and a fat woman breaks a Slip 'N Slide; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
My campaign speech for city council, thin steaks take over the last grocery store, Nitrous Americans take their hill back, Lena Dunham gains more weight, USAID was full of kindergardeners, the Epstein List, I finally beat RDR2, homeless stories, women run a restaurant, a local hellhole get overrun by police, robots doing Crossfit, and a crash course in audio engineering; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
A nitrous American is beaten by an angry mob in front of my house, ICE clears out Los Angeles, ChatGPT psychosis, we investigate a group of insane people who have relationships with AI boyfriends, a fat woman falls off of a swing set, CAFE regulations are over, Orc City has fallen, waking up babies, and a woman can't stop laughing on Zoom; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Road Rage: Boston aftermath, noisy door locks, I sit next to a woman that takes up two seats on an airplane, racist accents, one of the most disgusting erotic stories from a real man of all time, and a sneaky camera for fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
A woman wrestles a semi truck, the No Kings or Diets protest, dadmaxxing, grandpamaxxing, a garage you can eat off of, Road Rage: Boston, sleep nagging, Maddox releases another banger, Will Smith releases another banger, Johnny Rocket releases another banger, AI Palestinians, "Slam Frank" (Anne Frank with Black people), over-optimising, and SNAP: Soda, Nachos, And Pizza; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
A fat woman throws a bicycle, LA erupts in violence and retardation, a fat women encourages the rioters, ICE deports my Home Depot, a protester fights an SUV, some Mexicans light themselves on fire, an AI company is oops all indians, a man falls in love with a robot, my wife throws popcorn away, Maddox tries to cancel Road Rage: Boston, Elon's trans daughter tries out a new voice, and a man makes friends with a hot prostitute; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
ROAD RAGE: BOSTON x WATP LIVE - JUNE 21st- live.dick.show A fat woman makes a run at the alt-right, I get free air conditioning for life, baby advice to ignore the haters, young men are the laziest generation--again, Asmongold watches my clips, the Grave Digger writes in about solving more murders and playing with the cops, drugs for your health, Tinder implements a height filter, and Michael Vick fights the LAPD dogs; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
I bomb a joke at breastfeeding class, someone tears a tree out of my yard, 30 year old South Park episodes are banned, a woman forgets to activate a tornado siren, the purpose of AI, flutes and pants, vaccine advice, a lady cop gets her gun taken away from her, a mortician writes in about solving murders, a Kanye freestyle, a fat woman gets stuck in a booth, and arguing with your parents; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
A shady blood lab, the Mexican Navy has a fashion show (for fat women), some homeless start a piss war with Johnny, my dad loads a crib into my truck, the baby does a high five, my contractor pisses off the inspector, an X-Men religion, Tim Walz' son is not retarded after all, doctors with grills without borders, The Forever War against women, Nick Fuentes vs. old men, self-deportation ads in Los Angeles, and a woman with a world famous FUPA takes on the haters; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
My hearing blows out, Kanye releases a funny song, homelessness is solved with a new invention, Pakistan saves the Internet from India, Reddit gets experimented on, nitrous, Maddox wins the "Retard of the Month" award, Vito gets banned from Hackamania, statues of fat Black women pop up all over the Earth, and how many Mexicans does it take to restart a water heater; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Tickets for Road Rage/WATP Boston are up at live.dick.show, my deck is "finished" and I have questions, the speed of technology vs. fat incompetence, murrlogic calls in, ex-girlfriend advice for a young man who is about to make a big mistake, a 5/5 porno game, and Hackamania drama; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Jeff Bridges names my son, the deck police chase some burglars, the wedding blackface painter is caught, Kanye blows the Fourth Reich, "You don't complain about Islam enough", a tribal contest to pick up a fat American woman, a gangster photoshops his knuckles, the Chinese attack luxury goods, the perfect amount of women, how to meet friends in the city after 30, and the WATP/TDS Live Show is coming on June 21st; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Experts weigh in on experts, every deck in my neighborhood gets busted, a medical obesity simulation suit, a woman breaks a tree, a working in a factory survey, the Department of War blocks me for telling them not to kill kids, advice to hit on a girl at work, Weight Watchers goes bankrupt, Starbucks goes on strike, and fake crazy people; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Cooking with grease, a woman turns left in a large car, tariffs, Read Dead Redemption 2 is spoiled, Tinder for babies, a man is stabbed over a chair, a woman fixes the ghetto, a guy cheats on his girlfriend... or did he? Chinese Uber drivers, a Samoan sumo wrestler, "don't rob me, I'm Jewish", and three fat women crash a car; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Nick Rekieta in studio, my wedding ring doesn't really fit, a homeless lady causes trouble, Harley Quinn's fart porn is released, a Rippatard round-up, 3D printed guns and the Supreme Court, financing a burrito, getting trapped in a suitcase by your girlfriend, the difference doing your hair makes, a fat woman protests Elon Musk, a bunny man visit's Eric July's bidness, a bartender makes me sign a contract, and the "Adolescence" movie; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Comments (186)

Nero

SEAN STOP SAYING "like" AND "you know" ALL. THE TIME

Aug 31st
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Robert Gonzalez

literally... Gamergate 2.

Aug 18th
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Nero

If watching Cuties makes you go "wow, making these kids look sexy is so messed up" instead of laughing, I may have some bad news for you. :susge:

Aug 16th
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Nero

If you think ~11 year olds twerking and dancing in what YOU call revealing outfits, I may have some bad news for you. It WOULD be sexy if they had mature bodies, where things can actually get "revealed". Do ya'll also go to the beach and complain about prepubescant kids wearing "skimpy", "sexy" outfits? 🤔

Aug 16th
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Nero

Is "walk into heaven" the new "go to Greenland" ? 😄

Aug 12th
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Nero

The amount of likes in this episode is TOO DAMN HIGH, especially from Sean. "No like... they're like... super like" Well done Sean... Nice impression of a 14 year old girl!

Aug 11th
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Nero

But there IS a VHS version if the internet, it's called dial-up modems.

Aug 5th
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Nero

Wow, I have never heard "Rammstein" pronounced that way 😂

Aug 4th
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truth seeker

this show sucks compared to the biggest problem

Aug 4th
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Nero

"Copywritten" 😂

Jul 30th
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Nero

It's "assburger", not "uhspurrgurr"

Jul 27th
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Nero

So Dick finally got his 3-way, then? :D

Jun 24th
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Nero

Must be nice to have so much money, and the ability to make it, that you can shit on desperate and poor people who can't. To be able to just throw tens of thousands of dollars down the drain for an insane lawsuit, and at the same time disparage poor people...

Jun 19th
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Nero

FUCK tinnitus. I can't even remember what silence sounds like. I Hope it's not as bad as he fears.

May 19th
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Nero

1 year? She is so completely out of touch. I'm not ugly, but I have never been looked at or talked to or ANYTHING for over 30 years... It just doesn't happen. Women never acknowledge men's existence.

Apr 25th
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Nero

STOP SAYING LIKE

Mar 21st
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Nero

Give it the ol' collagen try!

Mar 7th
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Nero

The Terminal (2004), with Tom Hanks

Mar 6th
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Nero

More divorces, more child marriages, people ARE marrying animals and objects... But sure Asterios, nothing happened...

Mar 4th
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Robert Gonzalez

I think this might be the Smurfs intro you are thinking about. https://youtu.be/r7RfO1tlkZU?si=DxRr62tZqn92ry0n

Mar 3rd
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