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Grab your bag of firearms, we’re off to Guam! …Or Idaho. It’s time for another injection of fantastic advice from your favorite gremlin boys. You’ve come to the right place for some womanly wisdom, because somehow, there’s one in the studio, voluntarily!
Guess what day it is! That’s right, it’s Halloween… basically. Grab your Jack-o-lantern buckets and your weapons. From Robbbie having a rumpus on mischief night, to prisoners of war having their skin ripped off of their body while still alive, we cover how everyone spends their special night!
What do you call a witch’s musical group? A coven band!
No? Well, let’s see you come up with something better. Anyway, Tad is complaining that they don’t make bands anymore and Robbbie hates witches, or something.
These are the guidelines that every autonomous being should strive to live by. Just like Jesus taught. Wait, what?
Will that be cash, card, or asteroid? Turns out we can afford nice things, after all. Also: Other things!
Ever want a device that wraps around your head and projects your innermost thoughts out, leaving you with little to no control? No? Same. Well, at least you’ll be hands-free on certain websites! Hopefully it works better than everything on this podcast!
Pigs, and chickens, and… goats? Oh my. The dark lord sure has been busy clearing out real estate for these guys’ new business plan outside the city of brotherly love (fatherly love not included).
Hearken, fellows! O’erly free potations at thy convivium doth invite inebriation, rendering thy gait wambly and thy wits obfuscated. Such surfeit forfends a crapulous morrow and profound compunction. Prudence now, or repentance later!
The Dingo Weekly condemns violence in any form. Assaulting anyone for their political affiliation, race, religion, sexual orientation or for any other reason is unacceptable and should be persecuted. Also, it was a really sweet shopping cart.
Having trouble thinking of a noteworthy way to make your exit to the great beyond? Look no further! Take notes and prepare to go out in a blaze of glory, or at least a bunch of confused onlookers.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: In light of recent events, The Dingo Weekly would like to reiterate our continued and adamant insistence against all forms of violence. No one likes that.
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Dingo’s God now and he’s looking for his next Mary, Robbbie’s wife is sick of Sunday chicken, and Tad doesn’t want to play in your Fantasy league (sorry Brian :( ). All hail Lord Xenu! Pick up your latest edition of Dianetics today!
Looking to relocate? The moon has everything you need! Nuclear power plant, crisp weather conditions, and a TON of room for graves! Hopefully it’s in the proper time zone.
Do you think you’ve learned everything you possibly could have from a podcast? Well, I’d hate to ever be as wrong as you are right now. Tip to tail, it’s all covered!
Who’s on your Ugly List?
Brooklyn stops by to be the next guest to take control of the situation, and she is a dominant one. Everything is covered, from sea life to which presidents can get it. You may want to take notes.
“you thought about buying a chicken coop but they’re too expensive so you’ll get them swoll in your garage gym instead, a robin flew into my house bc my kid had a wet towel, semites aren’t just jews so you solved peace in the middle east, and you can get wasp honey drugs for cheap from nepal. i still have 20 mins to go lol”
-Robbbie
The Gelatinous One takes over! Jelly stops by to get to know the guys with some hard-hitting personal questions, and a trivia segment that may surprise you!
Find Jelly on:
▶︎ YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@gelatinouscomedy
▶︎ Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/gelatinouscomedy
▶︎ TikTok at https://www.tiktok.com/@thegelatinousone
Play rejoins the squad, but not to help others. These guys can’t even help themselves. Fortunately for you, important topics are still covered. Learn plenty about things such as human anatomy, and what your favorite parts say about you!
The guys discuss a different sport that involves bats, pitch a new show to TLC, and share personal tragedies the likes of which are rarely seen, this week….. on The Dingo Weekly!
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