The Dogger Saints Podcast : An Unofficial St Johnstone Podcast

A glory hunting to return to action as we cover 4 saints wins. we also give our mental health a kicking as we cover the banter page as well as Dan's petty attempt to manipulate the career of a football icon. 3 player in, 3 beers in - what more could you want.

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“They seek them here, they seek them there, on Rannoch Road, or in City Square, it will make or break them so they’ve got to wear the best, ‘cause Saints are dedicated followers of fashion.” Not our words, friends, but sort of the words of Ray Davies. So to find out how we’re going to look the shit in our new third kit, and whole load of other stuff, you just need to join your old pals and settle in for yet another instalment of The Dogger Saints Podcast! It’s not all speculation of Macron’s lastest Perth magnificence, we also talk football, and have a good look over our very honourable draw with Aberdeen up at blustery Pittodrie on Saturday. We were also up for the cup at the Riverside on Sunday, and we have all the skinny as the women’s team booked their place in the Scottish Cup last 16 with a thumping victory over Ayr, and we caught up with manager Josh Henderson and goal machine Steffi Simson after the match too for your listening pleasure. Hurrell! Balls in faces! Harry Nielsen! We have it all, along with a belter of a Theme Team from you lot, so get comfy and listen to all your favourite nonsense!

“What’s this? What’s this? there’s Sprangler everywhere! What’s this? Benji can’t jump in the air! What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes, it must be Simo! Wake up Saints, this isn’t fair, what’s this?!” Not our words, friends, sort of the words of Jack Skelington, but we’ll swap Halloween and Christmas Town for old St. John’s Town for Episode 112 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! We have all the skinny from a sort of disappointing-sort of not disappointing home defeat to Rangers, and look at where Simo needs to strengthen in New Year Town. We’re joined by our old mate, Saints Assistant Groundsman and all round top man Jordan Thomson to give a full rundown on Friday nights charity game up at McDiarmid, his (airable) antics up at McDiarmid and we even keep him about for this weeks Theme Team. A lovely lad and a fine chit chat. We have a bonus Club Shop of Shame from you all the way from Govan, and a look forward to both the men’s and women’s teams being in action this coming weekend. Bozo! B&Q Burger Van! Boobs on Men! We have it all, and so much more, some come and join your old pals for a rare old time.

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Hey! Remember when we didn’t even do podcasts on weeks where we played? Well, look at us wheeling out an episode on an international break! Some whether you’re in Poland or Pitcairngreen, get yourselves comfy and tune into Episode 110 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! We look forward to a cajunga game at the week, as Kilmarnock visit the Fair City, and have a look at how Simo’s tricky Perth Saints can turn around a run of shree defeats on the spin. The Perth Princesses also take on Killie this weekend, and we have a look forward to Sunday’s game at Rugby Park along with a look back on Friday’s defeat to Hamilton Accies. But that’s enough football, and that’s more than enough of us, so we’re joined by fanzine impresario and all round gent David Martin, alias Allez Les Blues to talk all things around your new favourite matchday reading. International week innit, so what do we have for you? Features, baby! Theme Team, Club Shop of Shame, and the shortest but sweetest O’Boyle we ever done seen are all coming your way. Christmas tree misunderstandings! Comedic Drey Wright lilo’s! The hole in Dan’s arse! We have it all, and we’d love for you to come and join your two old pals for a good old knees up.

We briefly cover the Motherwell game before settling in for a lovely chat with Saints investors Matt and Chet. We make them play a ridiculous game. Please listen. its a rare treat

To paraphrase Rex The Dinosaur from Toy Story 2, “IT’S THE CHICKEN EPISODE!” Or at least it was, until we decided to leave this weeks Club Shop of Shame on the cutting room floor. So apologies to everyone who sent us in the Tottenham Hotspur Chicken Breast, we couldn’t make it work and we let you down. However, what we’re now left with is an incredibly football heavy episode, so welcome to Episode 108 of The Spoony Ch….I mean The Dogger Saints Podcast! We run the rule over Simo’s first three games in the dugout, with a glorious victory up at Dens before a couple of defeats in Paisley and at home to the Jambos. We also have a look at a glorious victory for the Perth Princesses up at the Riverside on Sunday, before rounding things off with a look forward to a trip to Motherwell on Saturday. Simo! Sven! Steffi! We’ve got them all, and much more, so get stuck into some football goodness with you two old pals.

Remember when tv shows get to later years and just do clip shows? This week is kind of like that!With Dan back in his motherland 'The other Sam' joins Sam to cover the 3 nil battering of the staggies. A new feature pops up as we discuss players who realise the grass ain't always greener before we take a dive into the vault to listen back to some of our favourite interviews during the 'bad times' (late 2021 onwards!)We dust down Murray Davidson, Leigh Jenkinson and George O'Boyle as they discuss different aspects of their careers. Come join the party. Everyone is welcome.

Frank from the Latvian football podcast joins us to discuss Simo Valakari's time in Riga.

Yes, we are back after a few weeks break due to Miller moving house and having no WiFi! Not much has gone down really. A new CEO, a sacked manager, a still vacant manager’s post, and one point out of six. What a time to be Saints. So, instead of a big long-winded description, future a raft of obscure pop culture references, we will simply say that this is the catch-up special - as we look over just what has been going down at McDiarmid over the last few weeks, where we sit just now, and what does the future hold. We gloss over the two games played since we last met, because they were shite, but do stare straight into the eyes of madness with The Good, The Bad and The Banto. Hope you all enjoy listening - especially you, Adam. This one goes out to you, and we’re raising a glass to a speedy and full recovery from this side of the Atlantic.

Now many of you have over time probably thought how much you’d wish to ram our microphones so far up our arses we’d never get those fuckers out. Yet here we are, still providing the rizz, and back for more with Episode 104 of The Dogger Saints Podcast! Football, eh? No use. The mens team fell to a late defeat at the hands of Motherwell, and the womens team took a hammering at the hands of Gartcairn, so we’ll have all the reaction from a chastening weekend to be a Saint. We also assess the new signing, and the lack of plurality in the regard. Still, always nice to have some light hearted relief through the week with the famously light hearted Saints fanbase, so we delve into that and look at suggestions for new walk on music, both club-endorsed or Sam and Dan endorsed. You lot do however come up trumps for us, in an absolutely biblical edition of Theme Team Bodyform for Sam! Chicken Tonight for Dan! The ring came off my pudding can! We’ve got it all, and much more, so join us for a back to normal, light on football episode of The Dogger Saints Podcast!

Right, stick with us on this one, but in an unusual move for a football podcast we actually spend basically a whole episode talking about football. We couldn’t have picked a worse week to do this either, as Saints fell to a 2-0 defeat up at Tannadice. Alas, Sunday bought no relief either, as Saints Women were on the wrong end of a 5-0 schelacking at the hands of Kilmarnock at the Riverside. We also say a fond farewell to the departing Stevie May and assess the changes up in the boardroom. We also enlist your help for a new quiz, and further enlist your help for a Theme Team because we’re pure lazy. Football! Football! Football! We’ve got it all, and much more. You and I are gonna live forever, and while we’re doing so, come join us for episode 103 of the Dogger Saints Podcast!

This description would normally start with some stupid obscure reference, but this week we just want to say this episode is for our friend Bev, who we love very much. She’s the absolute best of us all. We go over all the action from Saturday’s Competition Formerly Known as the Glorious Betfred Second Round, as despite their previous experience at an empty Hampden, the Saints fell to a 2-0 defeat at the hands of Rangers. Ach well, at least we made it out of the groups this year. We also have more Saints misery, as we assess the Women’s teams 5-2 defeat at McDiarmid against the impressive newly promoted Rossvale, and catch up with Saints gaffer and all round good egg Josh Henderson after the match. A double dunter of features, as we quench your thirst with Theme Team and look straight into the eyes of madness with The Good, The Bad and The Banto. Dan’s tannoy disasters! Sam’s presidential titles! Levein's deep misunderstanding of how live telly works! We’ve got it all, and we’d love for you to join us for Episode 102 of The Dogger Saints Podcast.

Not quite the horrors of Orwell’s Room 101, but we can instead offer you what hopefully isn’t torture with Episode 101 of The Dogger Saints Podcast. Saints took on Killie on Sunday, and we have all the reaction from Saints’s surprise 3-0 win down in Ayrshire. Unfortunately the Women’s team couldn’t get the season off to a winning start, and we have reaction to Sunday’s 2-1 defeat to Gartcairn, with Sam also catching up with new manager Josh Henderson prior to the match. A double hit on this weeks features, as we take on your dancing suggestions for this weeks Theme Team and also catch up with what’s happening with George in The Royal. Thanks again for listening, and please feel free to hit us up with any feedback.

Somehow, and neither of us know how, we’ve somehow made it to a hundred episodes of this shite. Thank you kindly for sticking with us through the nonsense, frequent long absences, and occasional laugh. We love you for it. So here we go, pull up a pew and settle in for Episode 100 of the Dogger Saints Podcast! And the Saints are back……and the Saints lost. Good to be back innit? We have all the skinny from our opening day defeat and run the rule of early impressions of new arrivals, whilst paying tribute to a long serving departing face in the great Geoff Brown. We also have a look over the women’s team on the eve of the SWPL 2 season, and bring back the Club Shop of Shame Sam plays with himself! Dan does the 80s! Vincent Price’s financial mishaps! We have it all, and much more, so settle in and come and join your old pals once again. Thank you Geoff. This one’s for you, even if the time you were on this you were more arsed about watching the Winter Olympics. St Johnstone Forever 💙

After several months stuck in the nervous nineties, you can finally stick a Flake in us, we’ve hit Episode 99! Join us as we discuss the last knockings of of this seasons Glorious Betfred group stage, as the Saints made hard work of it, but ultimately atoned for the Alloa debacle with a comfortable win over East Fife and qualification to the knockouts. With the end of the Glorious Betfred groups, comes the start of the Glorious Cinch, and we chum up with our old pals at the ABZ Podcast to bring you all the skinny ahead of Monday’s curtain raiser. We have a look at how the Womens team are shaping up ahead of the start of the SWPL 2 season, and bring back a few old favourite features with George O’Boyle In The Royal and The Good, The Bad and The Banto. Millionaire dogs! Lifted curses! Hitler! We’ve got it all, and we’d love for you to join us.

Two podcasts in two weeks? Much like the Ambassador and his Ferrero Rocher, we are indeed spoiling you - and we even go through a much delayed chocolate-based Theme Team to emphasise that point! We also have all the skinny from Saturday’s victory over Greenock Morton, and run the rule over the new faces at the club, including new left-back Andre ‘The Giant’ ‘Everybody Loves’ Raymond ‘The Bastard’. We take a trip to Bologna for this weeks glorious return of the Club Shop of Shame, catch up with Saints’s unluckiest fan and have a look at the potential for everyone to make a holy show of themselves as the Saints hit the small screen. Dando! Mussolini! Benji’s weird gait! We’ve got it all, and we’d love for you to have some fun and join us.

It's great to be back and we are back with a bang. We talk about the recent takeover and the start of the American revolution. Picture the scene. You are a Saints season ticket holder and your son signs and makes his debut for Brechin AGAINST Saints. We speak to someone who went through that very scenario. The Women are back. Well some of them are. We chat to Senior player and The Co-Hosts better half Megan Paterson about all the summer changes at the club. re hashing old patter. Literally playing old clips. come join us for the same old Saintees nonsense!

we speak to Paddy Cregg about his time in Perth. A must listen