We present to you the first edition of The Dolls Discuss' Valentine's Hotline... two weeks late <3
Could it be? Could it really be true? The Dolls are back for Season... 2?For this highly anticipated return to the mics, the category is shade… and the Dolls are throwing it any which way they can. All of it being lighthearted fun and giggles between two girls who may or may not have boyfriends. A catch up of the last year and (?) months would simply have been too long so, dear listeners, think of this episode as more of a reflection of current goings on within the full formed frontal lobes of said girls with said boyfriends. Listener expectations should include voice training, brown blueprints and Krisjennergun.gif.Warning this episode may contain domestic violence.
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Rich bitches don’t die and that’s why you won’t survive the summer! The Dolls are back, round of applause for two weeks in a row... with the hottest takes on everything that is in and out for Summer. The Dolls Discuss is most definitely out.. Listener expectations should include chaos and carnage.
Rejoice rejoice! The Dolls have entered back into the podcast realms after an extended roman holiday… Going back to our roots darling of a cute casual catch up moment covering the trials and tribulations of the past two months… and a bit. Listener expectations should include an Azealia Banks style reading of Australia, majora vibes, a broken stigma, STDs and several double homicides.
Our 5 Hour Detainment at Border Control (Storytime)
After a short hiatus, the Dolls are back once again to feed your hunger... recording their baritone groans directly from a hotel room in Hackney. Listener expectations should include onboard train ramblings, developing crushes on party favours, traumatic hinge conversations and being both busted and clocky. As always, the episode is stacked full of laughs but content warning for conversations surrounding transphobia, more specifically: trans issues in the UK.
The Dolls are back this week with a Discussion on everything… adjacent. Listener expectations should include dating disasters, old memories, the need for a sweet treat as well as a ramble about the Grammy’s and Beyonce’s burglary.
This week, The Dolls are here with the second part of the Agony Aunt series. This one is simply crazed… that’s all we have to say. Listener expectations should include vegan ice cream, saying hi and serving cunt, and delusions of grandeur but there’s… no grandeur.
The Dolls are back this week with the first part of their Agony Aunt series. With listener submissions, The Dolls give advice on pretty much everything under the sun including polyamorous relationships, having a live in boyfriend and accidental revelations over pasta dinner. Listener expectations should include hilarity, recommending books that you haven’t read, technical difficulties and gagging them a bit. Rise and shine, the clock says Pussy Time!
And just like that, it’s 2023 (Twenty Twenty Me) and the Dolls are back! Starting off the new year with a lengthy in depth discussion on all things to do with ‘stan’ culture — from Twitter wars to historical evolution, with a hint of psychological analysis. Listener expectations should include XXX Rated emojis, Blue Banisters by Lana Del Rey, crazed fan antics and the act of doing the most whilst also doing the least. However, the burning question on the Dolls’ lips is: “How the fuck did you get here?”
Wowee, we did it Joe! Our final episode of the year. The Dolls are back this week to recap on their musical, cultural and personal tops.. bottoms.. and everything in between from 2022. Listener expectations should include Lourdes’ sociopolitical tangents, gummy bear wishes and getting JAWBS!
This week, The Dolls Discuss their recent thoughts and feelings — both fully formed and inconclusive. It's giving... chill vibes? Listener expectations should include a spoiled Bones and All review, a blokette analysis, and a Spotify Wrapped exposé.
The Dolls are back this week with another Reddit Review episode as well as a lengthy digressional Discussion on the current social hellscape. Listener expectations should include Tahliah interrupting Lourdes, a brief romantic encounter, nepotism babies and dirty puffer jackets. You can donate to the Club Q tragedy verified GoFundMe here.
The Dolls are back this week with a special guest, Glasgow based DJ and all round icon: Miss Cabbage. Conversation topics include growing up, art school antics, drag and being trans (obviously?!) Listener expectations should include nuanced techno discourse, being a teenage cross dresser and throwing parties with drag queens.
The Dolls are puff puff passing with a chilled out conversation on hormones. The Discussion includes an exploration into their own journeys as well as an analysis on the trials and tribulations of the Notorious H.R.T… the main one being becoming extremely fucking crazy. Listener expectations should include antiboyotics, the dank herb and Venus by Shocking Blue.
This week, The Dolls are lubricated with the sweet nectar of Kylie Minogue rose wine and Discussing break ups, shake ups, make ups and tear ups! Listener expectations should include loud chewing, loud breathing, drunk laughter and RANTS. The Name’s Bond… Trauma Bond.
The Dolls are back this week with a semi drunk discussion on all things Halloween and spooky adjacent. Listener expectations should include opinions on Ryan Murphy, several mid-sentence interruptions and lots of gobbling.
They shooting in the parking lot… ERRRYBODY GET LOW! This week, The Dolls Discuss their unpopular pop culture opinions with a side of extreme digression. The episode is stacked full of laughs and transgenderisms… Listener expectations should include delirium, tangents, an exploration into Harry Styles’ range of F&F blouses and suspicious cis passers.