Welcome back to the ETP! I took some time off because I'm a lazy SOB, but seeing all of your absolutely terrible and offensive opinions has triggered me into hopping online and giving you my ELITE opinion! The Titans are set to compete in 2023 AND rebuild for the future. This is a good thing, you miscreants!
If you were a Titans fan and you lived through the terrible 2-14 seasons... and you somehow think to yourself that you wish you had an owner like Jim Irsay, you might be from Jerrrssseeeeyyyyyy.
My Title rhymes. I got pretty angry in this episode. Don't ask questions, just accept the ramblings of an angry Canadian Elite
Holy shit, thank GOD we made the bye week. I can't wait for you guys to listen to this episode of me bitching to nobody about people who bitch about this team not being good despite the fact that we're literally leading the AFC South right now. You bastards.
Okay, I ranted a lot in this episode. I don't even remember what I said. Fuck you Nathaniel and Victor I hope you both get splinters in your butts.
Okay, we lost. Yes, it sucks. It's unfortunate. Some may say it's a season ender! Well those people are taking CRAZY PILLS! It's just one game, and although I share in your sadness, I am also here to be optimistic. Listen to the ETP today to get a small dose of reality and a large dose of calm the fuck down!
IT'S FINALLY HERE! THE TITANS ARE GOING TO WHOOP THE GIANTS! CAPS LOCK! Listen as I go over the keys to victory for the Tennessee Titans in the second show of the week, plus my score predictions! Spoiler alert: we win in the end.
We're moving to two episodes a week! What does this mean? One episode will be a game preview! THAT'S NOT THIS ONE! Instead it's me being sad about losing a stud, being okay with gaining a former stud, and being enraged at people overhyping some studs. It's a studtastic edition of the ETP!
There were a lot of players on the team, and now there are a lot less players on the team. And I talk about that on this episode. I sort of mailed it in.
EVERYONE PANIC! MALIK WILLIS IS A BUST! TREYLON BURKS IS A BUST! DILLON RADUNZ IS THE WORST TACKLE TO HAVE EVER LIVED! All of this and more outrageously ridiculous takes that people have been pushing since forever because I hate all of you oh my god can't we just be happy our team is awesome?
Hi, I've been away. Mostly because I'm lazy and forgetful, but part of it absolutely has to do with the fact that there's 134 other Titans' podcasts that would be saying the exact same shit that I would have said. I don't have news. I don't learn things that you don't already know. And I sure as shit don't have anything to say in the dead period of the NFL. At least, I didn't... UNTIL NOW! Strap in for the first of a new season of the ETP where I make a claim that I have no ability to back up whatsoever, and I also talk about Treylon Burks and I change a certain Ex-WR's name to Voldemort because fuh tha bih.
Aren't you tired of listening to every Titans related podcast go game by game with the schedule and give their terrible record prediction in May? Well, I'm only kind of doing that in this episode, where I'll talk about why the week 1 game against the Giants is good, why the Titans' four primetime games are a sign of respect and why I don't give record predictions in May. We'll cap off the show with a talk about which teams are overrated by the NFL national media in May, followed by a small little rant about why I'm so annoyed with fans shitting on Ryan Tannehill. Listen in to find out why the Elite Titans Podcast is marginally different than any other podcast you've ever heard about your favourite football team. Also, my audio messes up at some point. I know. I didn't want to re-record bits of it. I rolled with it. Suck it up.
The ETP returns with an Elite Draft Recap. I'm pretty sure I coughed at some point during the podcast. I didn't edit it. Listener discretion is advised
Welcome back to the ETP! I've been gone because, like you, I've spent every single day over the last month in tears up to my butthole, but now it's time to grow up and stop being a baby. Let's look forward to 2022 season and Ryan Tannehill as our QB! Is that a good thing? Let's find out!
Welcome back to the Elite Titans Podcast! I have been sick with Covid and it has prevented me from gracing your ears with the sound of my handsome and sexy voice, but I'm back and moderately healthy! You can listen to this episode, Elites, I am no contagious and contrary to popular belief, covid does not travel through audio waves! Listen in to this 20 minute banger where I accept that the Bengals may be a good - even great - football team... but they're no Titans! I can't wait for this game on Saturday, I am moist.
Alliteration is fun! This episode of the ETP touches on the Titans win over the 49ers before addressing some of the blasphemous accusations about my homerism in defending Todd Downing. It also gives a little perspective on his tenure as OC, while also previewing the Dolphins game! It's a lot of fun and you should listen, rate and subscribe because that's what Santa would do. Oh, you don't care about Santa anymore because Christmas is over? Well, I guess that makes sense. But Santa is ALWAYS watching... and he NEVER forgets.
How is it possible that people are complaining after a shutout win? Isn't the narrative that we never beat bad teams? Is the narrative now that we don't beat bad teams by enough? I love this fanbase but gaaaaaaaaaad damn!
What a miserable week guys. But honestly, what did you all expect? Certainly you're not homers who expect every week to be a win, right? Join me on this slightly too aggressive episode of the ETP where I smash through some silly expectations, provide some perspective and answer a few questions as we head into the bye week!
Nothing hurts more than a loss, right? Well, getting kicked in the gonads is pretty painful. And I hear childbirth may be similar to that. See? Look at that. The loss on Sunday doesn't seem so bad anymore, does it? You're welcome.
So much negativity in the Titans Twitter world these days, come listen to me bloviate about the Titans' place in the eyes of national media! I also talk a tiny bit about Monty Rice, who you all should love and respect a whole lot more. I talk about the Saints game a little, who cares about that now. That's in the past. I also answer two questions from two people who seem destined to not take me seriously even though I'm super serious all the time.