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Seventy-Nine

Seventy-Nine

2022-12-0136:01

This is the seventy-ninth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which we contemplate red Berries and red noses, plus oat-less options and oatmeal in disguise.
Seventy-Eight

Seventy-Eight

2022-11-1130:022

This is the seventy-eighth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which we declare our cereal of the year before even tasting it, Dan tries some buttery U.K. grub, and we rack the brains of our nation's proudest Kraveiacs.
Seventy-Seven

Seventy-Seven

2022-10-2034:392

This is the seventy-seventh episode of The Empty Bowl, in which bunnies become reindeer, ghosts become yogurt, and cereal box trends become too hip for us old souls to follow.
Seventy-Six

Seventy-Six

2022-10-0634:153

This is the seventy-sixth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Reese's get recursive, the Count & Frank get baked, and we tackle a handful of your miscellaneous musings on munchability.
Seventy-Five

Seventy-Five

2022-09-0832:463

This is the seventy-fifth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Boo Berry mimics Trix, a Target employee outperforms Kellogg's, and we ideate the ideal musical cereal lineup.
Seventy-Four

Seventy-Four

2022-08-1832:071

This is the seventy-fourth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Snoop preempts Nintendo, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch gets hot, which gets Dan bothered.
Seventy-Three

Seventy-Three

2022-08-0441:511

This is the seventy-third episode of The Empty Bowl, in which our milk turns green, pink, and...bean flavored?
Seventy-Two

Seventy-Two

2022-06-2330:315

This is the seventy-second episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Superman misses an opportunity, Cheerios misses the point, and we ponder a world where there's only one cereal company. 
Seventy-One

Seventy-One

2022-05-2632:363

This is the seventy-first episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Malt-O-Meal gets creative, H-E-B gets chocolatey, and Pop-Tarts get...less dry? Or at least, we think they do?
Seventy

Seventy

2022-05-1238:315

This is the seventieth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Tony goes to the dark side, formative snack memories resurface, and Justin gulps big. Real big.
Sixty-Nine

Sixty-Nine

2022-04-2934:214

This is the sixty-ninth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which OJ overthrows milk, Sonic gets corny, and Froot Loops straws finally resurface.
Sixty-Eight

Sixty-Eight

2022-04-0735:384

This is the sixty-eighth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which we doodle snickers, crave rubble, and plan a full day of cereal meals.
Sixty-Seven

Sixty-Seven

2022-03-2436:333

This is the sixty-seventh episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Dan feels old, Lucky turns out to be young, and we share which timeless cereals are actually gluten free.
Sixty-Six

Sixty-Six

2022-03-0332:034

This is the sixty-sixth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which LeBron dunks on Fred, Pop-Tarts get custardy, and we ideate the ideal American cereal sampler.
Sixty-Five

Sixty-Five

2022-02-1834:544

This is the sixty-fifth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Magic Spoon appeals to our tastes, nut milk gets extra creamy, and Dan shares his pick for Cereal's Defining Box.
Sixty-Four

Sixty-Four

2022-01-2736:455

This is the sixty-fourth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which frogs are misidentified, Wendy's & SpongeBob swap sides, and the boundaries of what defines Trix are tested.
Sixty-Three

Sixty-Three

2022-01-1350:014

This is the sixty-third episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Cinnadust rules everything around us, Plentifull wins Dan's heart, and 2021's best & worst cereals get their due scrutiny. 
Sixty-Two

Sixty-Two

2021-12-1636:493

This is the sixty-second episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Mrs. Butterworth bottles her lifeblood, Justin explains PJ Masks lore, and [REDACTED] sweeps our Cereal Emperor Election.
Sixty-One

Sixty-One

2021-12-0345:552

This is the sixty-first episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Cereal Time's Gabe Fonseca subs in for Justin!
Sixty

Sixty

2021-11-0442:025

This is the sixtieth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which it's up to you to decide whether Justin or Dan deserves to be cereal's God Emperor.
Comments (34)

firecat

“Cap’ntalize”

Dec 1st
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firecat

That Lucky Charms ice cream at Salt & Straw truly is perfect

Mar 25th
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Ryan S

what a wonderful podcast. both dan and justin have very calming energy. always helps me relax when im frustrated or stressed

Jul 11th
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annamosity

This is so so realixing and helps me sleep :)

Oct 28th
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annamosity

These epsiodes are so pleasing and relaxing. They help me sleep

Oct 20th
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Julie Arnold

Except it was close to the solstice, not the equinox...

Jun 27th
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Christine Helgeton

it's so sad to listen to this podcast while not in America/Canada, I'm Norwegian and the most exotic cereal I can get is like coco puffs or cheerios. but I'll live through these lovely cereal bois

Feb 17th
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thischick25 (thischick25)

A Raisin Bran Crunch Pop Tart would remind me too much of a Fig Newton.

Oct 24th
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Ryan S

does anyone know what song they play in their episodes?

Aug 29th
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kelsey jeanette

i bought a box of golden grahams because of this

Jul 29th
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creepytwin

this podcast is one of the best things that has ever happened to me 🥣💖😴

Jul 6th
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Sev

I’m imagining a live show of this where the auditorium is just empty, no chairs and everybody brings a sleeping bag or something like that

Jun 6th
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Joanna

My only complaint is that you can't get a lot of these cereals in the UK; I have cereal envy 😭

May 8th
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Yuki Okuma

Oh my gosh I thought Justin was kidding about the interview! Look up "Justin McElroy Talks Blueberry Muffin Tops".

May 5th
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thischick25 (thischick25)

The cereal nostalgia bombs and genuine, nuanced reviews make me REALLY hungry, but also make me see my faves in a new light.

May 2nd
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Eli

This is so pure and good, I love it

Apr 18th
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Sarah Chadwick

no other podcast quite fills my need quite like this one. its so peaceful and nice.

Apr 16th
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Rosalee Britton

Excellent as always, I love relaxing in the bath to this

Jan 9th
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Inkibea

I've adored all of the McElroy podcasts, and this one seems like an awesome one for my mornings, oof

Nov 25th
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mackaiwen

eat your dry cinnamon toast crunch with chopsticks. no mess!

Nov 16th
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