The Equelizers Podcast

We got a little too in our heads this as we answer Jackson's challenge to make a sequel to Charlie Kaufman's Being John Malkovich (1999). This week has it all; Fun airplane battles, everyone's favorite movie Mary Reilly (1996), and...and...and yeah, that's about it. Enjoy! Click here to go to that website Mike mentioned, DoesTheDogDie.com, which has crowdsourced emotional spoilers for movies, tv, books, and more. Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Madison Jones Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes 

It's a tall old sequel and a strong old sequel this week as Madison takes on Mike's challenge to create a follow-up film and song for Johnny Tremain (1957)...which Madison sort of not really kind of did. This week has it all; Madison's writer pseudonym/porn name, Goblins, and Johnny makes a sacrifice.   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Madison R Jones Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes  Metal Gear Solid Theme by TAPPY & Harry Gregson-Williams "Liberty Tree" by  George Bruns with lyrics by Tom Blackburn

Everybody wave their tiny arms and give us your best dinosaur yell for this week's episode where the Equelizers pitch their sequel to the gory and corny Tammy and the T-Rex! This week has it all; the Las Vegas morgue, brain juice, and Mike opens his prize from winning More Like This a few weeks ago!   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison R Jones Edited by Madison R Jones Intro and Outro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes

Get your tickets ready because the Equelizers spin their wheels a bit this week as they fight their way towards the front of the train to pitch the most logical and obvious sequel to Snowpiercer (2013). This week has it all but if we combine our powers, we can save this sequel and our planet!   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison R Jones Edited by Madison R Jones Intro Song "Two Step Struttin'" by Banana Boyes

A Holiday Surprise for you Freakquels. We got word that they finally released The Christmas Chronicles 2, which they made after old Reggie Netflix (the absolutely real CEO of the Netflix streaming service) picked up after hearing our amazing pitch last holiday season. Mike and Madison decided to commemorate this occasion by releasing a full commentary as they watch the film for the first time.

Can you say "Dosvedanya", Freakquels? The Equelizers shout ¡Delicioso! uncontrollably this week (along with Evenger Jackson Eflin) and create the map to the Dora and the Lost City of Gold's unexplored sequel.

Things get bloody as The Equelizers bring the 16th Vampire Hunter and Chief to the present day with Abraham Lincoln: American Vampire! This week has it all: O.G's Perogies, Lincoln's Sausage Logs, and three-time Olympic Gold medalist Shaun White!

The Equelizers are taking a little summer vacay after that epic season one finale! Don't turn off the podcast player yet though, cuz we still have some wonderful deleted moments that didn't make the cut for you to enjoy. After you listen to this episode and are looking for something to listen to while the Equelizers are AFK, please check out some of the good podcast content by our friends. All of their shows are linked below! A Study in Granada with Mike and Jackson Audiomorphs with Daniel Na OkCrusader with Daniel Na Not Another Film Podcast with Ian Geers and friends Gratuitous Pausing with Jackson Eflin and Alex Greyhawk Alphabet Flight with Jessie Cooper

Assemble Freakquels as we bring the endgame of The Equelizer's first era with Mike's much anticipated The Evengers. Madison and a Who's Who of previous guests lend their voices to this mad dream. This week has it all. Literally.

It's grimoire's and G.R.I.M.O.I.R.E as The Equelizers ask not what The Barnavelts and Mrs. Zimmerman can do for them but what they can do for The Barnavelts and Mrs. Zimmerman in The House With a Clock in the Walls: The Book of Death. This week has it all: Bepis P, Jan Brady, and Beans from Even Stevens!

The Cold War brings new threats to England and The Prices as The Equelizers bring Bedknobs and Broomsticks into the spy filled swinging sixties with Golemeye! This week has it all: Murder She Wrote, Madison can't say Lansbury, and Paul is Gambit?

Deja vu abounds as Jackson Eflin returns to pull the sequel sword from the podcast stone as The Equelizers present Sword and the Stone 2: Once and Future! This week only has The Return of Don Pablos.

It's the end of the world as we we know it as The Equelizers welcome back The Evengers and The Evengers face off against their most cunning foe yet. Canada! This Week has it all! Thrills, Chills, and Tink!   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"   You can find Jackson's other work at A Study in Granada wherever you get your podcasts and @in_granada on twitter!   You can find Kiley on TikTok @ki.writes!   You can also find all of Daniel's work on his website The Apodcalypse

This time the EquelHIVEers are all BEESness as they sit down to find a plot that is intereSTING enough for a sequel to the 1998 spy action film The Avengers....there are bees in it.

This week's cocktail is one-part X-treme T-shirt, two parts shellfish allergy, with a twist of lemon tart love. Drink up and get charmed as we return to everyone's "favorite" neighborhood to fall head over heels in, Notting Hill (1999). Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison R Jones Edited by Madison R Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

CW: Death, Grief We're technically whimsical as we crack the codes and escape...grief? This week has it all: Madison blames Inception, Moon Logic, and Mrs Baloney's... well you'll hear it.   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

We end up being not the hero Las Vegas, NV wants but the hero Las Vegas, NV deserves this week as we go on a field trip to conjure up the sequel to Magic Camp (2020) starring Adam DeVine...or is it Adam Levine? No way to know for sure.    Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Madison Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

The Equelizers take to that most wretched hive of villainy: New York with The Shadow Beyond! This week has it all: Tim Curry's Jimmy Buffett, more "Inverted" games, and Madison forgets what medium our show is!   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

CW: Sex, porn, drugs, suicide.   They were so busy figuring out if they COULD do it, that they never took the moment to think if they SHOULD do it. Cue the cocaine fields and robot lube because the Equelizers go post-apocalyptic this week in a sequel to Boogie Nights (1997). We are sorry in advance for the Diggler.   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison R Jones Edited by Madison R Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"    

Move over Carbon, there's a new element on the table and it's Death! This week the Quibi Curse comes for Mike!   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"