The Etims Show

Ralph, Monty and Desi get together to talk about the shambles that are Celtic at the moment.They ask "Just what the fuck is going on?" and try and find a few answers!They wonder "Are the fans the wean caught between 2 parents heading for a divorce?"Theres Fitbaw talk, Rants, Complaints and even some helpful suggestions through a packed 90 minutes!Maybe not one for  the Optimist CSC members mind!

Hector, Monty and Desi talk about a very interesting 2 weeks:They look at The Fans recent Meeting and action and the future potential there.They look at The board utter fuckupery.The consider Brendans Press conference and what that may mean for a certain someone or someones.They look at The Weekend, both at Ibrox and especially Rugby Park,They Salute our new Bhoy Beaton and that Penalty call and Mr Balls of Steel of course!They look ahead to the 2 Cups..League and Europa and beyond.And yes, they discuss swimming in Loch Lomond in September!

** Latest Sept 2nd Pod : Reloaded  & renamed after naming error **Desi is joined by Hector, Monty and Karen (@HappyCelticLass on Twitter) to talk about the Weirdest Week ever for Celtic Football Club,The talk about how everything that could go wrong DID go wrong and they wonder just who if any WASNT at fault!They discuss the Champions League exit, The Hun no show draw and the absymal transfer Window.They wonder just what is next and consider certain peoples futures!.On a brighter note, they got to celebrate the Celtic Womens Team doing well so far this season

Ralph, Hector and Desi with an early introduction to the New Season.They take some time to salute John Clark and John Fallon who passed away recently.They talk about the REAL reason lost the Scottish Cup Final to Aberdeen. Its a shocker|They discuss Hectors love for a Kneecap gig and the impact it had on his knees!They ask does Preseason matter to anyone, really?They then discuss the horror show that is Celtic comings and goings, The signings, or lack of.They look at the Board and the Structure and the fact of how can we can go through every single year without fail?Ralph also goes missing and the Prizes are handed out in the Predictor Sweepstake.*Jersey Image courtesy of  PGLA117u/PGLA117 on Reddit

Desi, Hector and Ralph are joined by Karen aka HappyCeltic Lass to discuss the Season that's just been and the Scottish Cup Final coming up.They discuss the Good, the Bad and the Ugly about this Tedius Treble chance Season.They talk about the Womens Team and just where will Celtic take them next?They consider the Surprises of the Season!They talk about their favourite Goals....from Celtic and other sides!There's even a Quiz!Then they move onto the Scottish Cup Final and discuss the coming final and previous Cup final memories!And another Quiz!

The Team get together to discuss just how Tedious is it winning all the time?The answer...Celtic fans fucking love Tedium!They also look at the recent Killie and St Johnstone gamesThey discuss the Celtic statement regards Policing at recent Rangers game...and the Green Brigades reaction!..and the expected outcome ( or lack of!)They remember Tom Campbell and wish Pat Woods all the best.They talk about Season Book renewals and value for money when teams like Killie have 70 odd passes in a game.They look forward to Tannadice and beyond.Tedious Episode Image courtesy of J-Bhoy @jbhoy171 on X

The Team get together to look back and ahead at all the events impacting Celtic and beyond.They look at The Alan Muir Disaster.They discuss the Bayern Exit.They consider Big Phils sacking and Bazza's impact over by.They talk about This Sundays game and Rangers fans being back and possible absences.They discuss the Celtic Board and no TIFO for Sunday.They once again herald Daizen Tequila and Monty gives us a run down on just how much does it cost to take the Family to Celtic Park.

Desi, Hector and Monty discuss the latest games and goals along with the joys of Birmingham. They discuss The Transfer Window and the recent comings ( or lack of)  and goings, They look at the future games and possibilities coming ahead. Theres even a Bayern Quiz, A Calmac 500 tribute and a Superbowl Halftime Show review discussion.And lots of Jota!Something for everyone!

The team get together for the first podcast of the new season.They look at items such as:Celts at Euros and CONCAFRangers ground/steel issuesPre-season..the friendlies at home and in the USAExits from the Squad and beyond!Entries into the squad ( and lack of!)Flag Day and predictions for the rest of the window and the Season ahead.

Desi chats with Glasgow Music legend and Celtic Fan, Robert Hodgens aka Bobby Bluebell and they cover many a wonderful topic, ranging from:What links Billy McNeil, Picasso and Stalin?Memories of waving the Lisbon Lions Home!Writing a Number One song!Being on Top of the Pops!Playing Golf with Dennis Hopper!Working with Edwyn Collins, Elvis Costello, Davie Stewart and Brian WilsonWatching his mate Lennys Celtic side beat Barcelona!Watching Frank McAvennie lose badly at Golf!.Playing the Barrowlands 40 years since the iconic Sisters Album was released.And so much more..

Hector, Ralph and Desi get together celebrate a New Year and the same old madness from The Huns.They discuss :The Xmas fixturesThe New Years gubbing and wonder what could haver caused it?The bounce back,The deflation for Big Phil at Hibs and Dundee,The Union Bears Shambolic Walkout.The Transfer Window and recent Squad changes.A look ahead to Dundee and Young Boys and even Aston Villa!Theres even 2 Quizzes for everyone to play at home!Hopefully there is something for everyone!

Its the Award Show that everyone has been waiting on!Welcome to The Etims Ewards!Categories  includePlayerManagerGoalGameSigningLoanSurpriseDealWinnersPerformanceFuck-UpLord Lucan DisappearancePundits & PundTITSFashion & BeautyEtims FellowFellowShip AwardCeleb TimOnline TimCunto of the Year ( Shock in store!)

The Team get together to do League Cup Final ReviewHector gets asked how was hospitality at Etims Kings Park Car Park?They look at The Team before hand...no surprises there - AJ fitness issues?What about The Team not turning up...was it a surprise? No Barron for them?They wonder £Has Philip sussed Brendan oot? Mcinness tactics"They wail on The first half awfulness amd lack of Composure They look at the goal mistake by Taylor...how many Celtic fans shouted "TOLD YOU!"They look at Celtics goalsTaylor goal redemptionMAEDA MAGICEngels and Kuhn link upThey look at that manic Second half and losing  a lead twice (40 secs!)Then of course THE NON PENALTYThey talk about that STAND SIDE LINESMAN  & BEATONThen The PENALTIES - MAEDA jumping at Schmiechels saveMaeda and his kids...Dad are you a hero?)THE 119 CELEBRATIONSTHE FALLOUT  and cries to REPLAY THE GAME. They wonder "Is Schmiechel our best or most important player?"

Hector, Monty and Desi get together post match to discuss the 0-0 game vs Zagreb,Where we shite?, They shite, pitch shite, both shite, everything shite, or  was it just one of those CL games?Was it a good point won or a poor 2 points dropped?Are we all happy where we are now in the table and facing 2 games to go?How does this all bode for the Cup Final on Sunday against Phils poor wee souls?All this and much more inside!

All the Gang get together to talk all things Celtic.They discuss the Killie win, The Hearts Gubbing and then move onto the Brugge encounter.They consider the performances, the good and the bad. They look at the tactics from both sides.The consider Reality vs Expectations.They talk about the Quality Levels in this game, the League and the next few games in the CL.They discuss Boo Bhoys and ask if they ever used to get annoyed at certain players.They discuss the AGM and the awful idea of selling of Virtual Celtic Park.Ayet again they wonder just what is the Boards plan with all this money in the bank?They look ahead to next league, CL and Cup games.They end with a classic from Toryglens Finest!

Hector, Monty and Desi get together to talk about a sensational Week for Celtic.They discuss parking facilities for Etims Listeners at Hampden.They talk about Maeda (again!)..and look at how UEFA see him too!They talk about Kuhns amazing form.They talk about AJs amazing assists.They talk about Trusting in Trusty.They talk about The Press and The Passing.They discuss the great squad effort in the swashbuckling wins against Aberdeen and Leipzig.They hand out special Listener Awards!They look forward to Killie and beyond to the next 4 Champions League games.They even talk about a few other things that might have happened this week too!

Hector, Monty and Desi get on the pod to chat about the great 0-0 Victory(!) against Atalanta.They discuss, the nerves and expectations.Theytalk about the Injury woes,The chat on the surprise line up.The laud the wonderful performances all round and salute the great tactics. They look ahead at whats next both in Europe and domestic and ponder just what might be after a resolute and profession Italian Job!.It even ends on a touch of class!

The team look back at win over Falkirk and look at John McGlynn and his attacking approach.They discusss the impact of having quality subs.They look at the wonder that was the win up in Perth over St Johnstone.They discuss the sensational goals, the wonderful football and the great quality on show from all the squad.They discuss the camaraderie in the Celtic Squad.They look ahead to Dortmund and the Champions League game on Tuesday.They ponder the tactics and make some wild predictions.They end with a wee German CL Quiz with some slight uproar at one answer!

Etims get together to discuss all things Celtic.They discuss the  5 wins & 5 Clean Sheets perfect start.in the SPFL.They almost praise the Board in checking the latest Accounts.They look at the 5 star performance in scoring 5 against Bratislava in the CL opener.They talk in detail about the 5 goals, the pressing, the players performances and the games ahead.They finish with a Champions League Opponents Special Quiz.

The guys get together to talk about Sundays game and its repercussions.They review Prematch and that great Tifo displayThey discuss that awkward first 10 minutes.They drill into that offside decision to ruin what was a beautiful goal.They look at the phenomenon that is Daizen Maeda. What a guy.They discuss the performance of Paulo Bernardo. They look at The contribution from everyone on the pitch and beyond.They salute the brilliance of Kyogo.They Herald our new arrivals and cheer for James Forrests 500th appearance.And They laugh and laugh and laugh at the problems over by!Stats all folks!