Phones. They ring. Sometimes you want to speak to people but mostly you don't.
On the 12th day of Christmas, the Understudy returns in disguise with a festive treat. For the actors, it's a nightmare before Christmas.(No members of Stage Management were harmed in the making of this episode)
When one of our actors fails to show up, an understudy appears but who is he, why is he so angry and why is he smelling hair?(An actor was definitely harmed in the making of this episode)
How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?(No actors were harmed in the making of this episode)
One for the memoir, as we learn about an actor's former life in the circus. Contains Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my...
Keeping buzzy in the dressing room. An Actor prepares for an audition as a Bee-Keeper with help from an old-hand. Contains nudity.
The perils of a morning performance (an ungodly time for theatre to take place), but good job someone prepared and came to work in their 'Shats'...Other celebrity endorsed undergarments are available.
It's someone's birthday and the cast have gone all out to make the birthday boy feel special...and maybe a little sick.May contain nuts.
One man's meditation is another man's nightmare, as we find out in some amateur backstage regression therapy.No animals were harmed in the making of this episode.
The perils of an ensuite toilet in a shared dressing room results in a scatological conversation.Contains toilet humour.
New headshots, an actors' calling card, are discussed as the minutes tick by, but which one to choose? And why?Contains references to Charlotte's Web. And swearing.
Two actors arrive in a new dressing room fifteen minutes before their show, a dressing room with a history. Contains swearing and ego.With Francois Pandolfo and Keiron Self.