The Fourth Journal

This week we learn about the Kings of New Jersey and meet a new Pines! We kind of go to therapy in this one, and we're sorry, but also you owe us $70. 

Even though Stan is Not What He Seems, Dan and Beth are Exactly What They Seem, and what they seem is STRESSED

In this episode we talk about shipping Dipper/Pacifica (Dipcifica? Pac...pper?), creepy media from our childhoods and A N C I E N T S I N S 

This episode is, like... fine? Like, it's fine. It's not our favorite, but it's not the worst. It could have been better if Disney weren't cowards, but like, it's fine. 

Greetings from the year 207̃012, where everything is fine and nothing is wrong. Come, why don't you play laser tag with us? We promise you won't get sentenced to an endless torture dimension. Really.Tweet us your Globnar tributes! Email us your questions at the4thjournal@gmail.com! Whisper your reviews on the wind and somehow they'll make it to the Apple Podcast app! 

Come in, weary traveler. Take a seat. Would you like this jackalope skull? No? How about this phonograph of the only known recording of Abraham Lincoln singing jazz? What's that? You're just here for a podcast? Well, alright. We've got an episode of The Fourth Journal in the bargain bin, if you really must. They're talking about Little Gift Shop of Horrors in that one. Are you sure you don't want this orange once held by a time traveling knight? Fine. 

Hello, listener! We love you. You won't leave us, right? Not after everything we've been through. Right? RIGHT?Ahem. Just kidding. Today's episode is "Soos and the Real Girl," and we find out that Japanese dating sims and animatronics aren't such strange bedfellows to keep. Especially not for your cousin Reggie's engagement party. 

All our life we've been waiting for a love that's right for us, and now we finally know its name and it's – sing it with us, kids – season 2 episode 4 of Gravity Falls, "Sock Opera"! It's finally time for one of our favorite episodes, and BOY ARE WE PSYCHED. We've got Bill, we've got musical numbers, we've got Lonely Island voice talent. It's all here, folks. You can't do much better than this, especially after our least favorite episode maybe ever. 

Hooray! Our least favorite episode! Have you ever wanted to see cartoon golf balls die in a commentary on Appalachia and the mining industry?? NEITHER HAVE WE. But that's what we got – along with some actually pretty okay Mabel/Pacifica interactions, a Patton Oswalt cameo, and way too many dark murder jokes! Like, WAY too many!

The spoop is really ramping up in this one, y'all. The gang is closer to the author than they've ever been, and the creepy crawlies that live in secret underground bases don't like that one bit. Meanwhile, Beth discovers that using codes are great for writing episodes of Gravity Falls but not so great for taking notes on them. 

OH WOAH, PODCASTERS DO WHAT WE LIKE, OH WOAH, WE'RE TAKING OVER TONIGHT!Welcome back friends & folks! We're back with the season 2 premiere, and it's got it all. Huge earth-shattering reveals! Nick Offerman! Harmonies that aren't really harmonies! We loved this one, and we hope y'all will too. 

WELL HELLOOOOO, BILL! Everyone's favorite geometric chaos god is in town, and things will never be the same. Or will they? Has everything been the same this whole time? Has gif always been pronounced gif? We'll never know, and Bill will never let us find out. 

We're back! Sadly, Gavin had to leave the show, but now we've got a DAN, and boy are we excited that they're here. 

It's all synchronized dancing all the time as Gravity Falls goes boy band crazy with the arrival of Sev'ral Timez. Join Beth and Gavin as they discuss Beth's secret boy band past, the mind-blowing ship pairings on the infamous Gravity Falls Wiki, and grocery stores Gavin visited in Nashville. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

It's freaky, but it certainly isn't Friday! Gavin and Beth discuss the body swapping episode of Gravity Falls, as well as going off on tangents about a delightful webcomic and a trilogy of straight-to-VHS flicks about tiny dinosaurs who live on a mini-golf course in one of the THREE MOVIES made about them. Entertainment is weird. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Grab your water wings and find a good deck chair, it's time to go to the pool with the one episode y'all been waiting for. There's a merman at the Gravity Falls public pool and Mabel is immediately smitten! This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Here it is, the least excited either of us have been to watch Gravity Falls. An episode featuring four disperate stories of little to no consequence serve basically as filler to continue the show along. It's the Leftover Night of cartoons. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

We're up to the episode Boss Mabel, so what other episode description could I possibly use other than the best part of the episode? Whoa, Yeah! Come on, girls Shoulder pads Make that money Mabel's the boss now This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Gravity Falls is such a cool town they have Halloween twice a year! Welcome to Summerween, the episode so awesome we brought in the lovely Kait from Worst Bestsellers to discuss it with us! You can find her show over at worstbestsellers.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.