Hey guys, sorry I’ve been MIA for so long. LongStoryShort-2020 tried to kill me! (But that’s a whole other story.) But it’s 2021 now—(clearly) anything is possible! I’m gonna try something different for the new year. Introducing, Franklin’s very first Bedtime Story for Grown-ass Folks. This first episode is called, Pluto: The Racist Planet. You’re gonna love it!… Well, approximately 51.3% of you will.
On this, the opening week of the newest Star Wars movie, Franklin tells the little-known, Star Wars Episode 1.25 (or 3.25 depending on when you start counting). It's the story of Bob and Tim; two white-collar employees of The Empire. Also, just like The Empire, The Dreaded Tony Allen strikes back. (Because he’s THE WORST!)
In this episode, we hear Franklin’s origin story as he confronts his Nemesis, (The Dreaded Tony Allen), relaunches the podcast and becomes an entrepreneur and a hero!
The real (made up) story of what happened in the garden of eden.
How Sarah Palin has won the hearts and minds of the country. And Franklin!
Franklin wonders if we have room in life for more than Blackberries and email
What happens to a Spider-man dream deferred? It ends up in your genes!
In this episode, Franklin discusses his scheme for circumventing the system in order to get into heaven.