The Friday Mailbag

Eden, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Paul Boehl presents a truly horrifying piece of evidence that calls into question how sparsely you can fulfill the requirements of a definition. Zach's on the road and wants to know how the gang feels about rest stops. What witchy/wizarding powers would you like to have and what would be your themed name? Patreon Exclusive: A Very Important Dominos Update From Katie COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ The crew is divided on the status of Scar's alleged 'murder' of Mufasa. What supernatural being would you be? What would be on your green room rider? Plus, a much needed deep dive on butter pumps. Patreon Exclusive: Brand Name vs Generic Products COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Zach starts opening packs of NBA trading cards and refuses to stop. We rank uncomfortable places to sleep and reveal our ideal supervillain lair locations. Do dogs have accents? How do you feel about olives? Patreon Exclusive: Iowa & Minnesota State Fair Food Dill or No Dill COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ From the creators of Dill or No Dill, it's the Game Show sensation that's sweeping the nation: NAME... THAT... BITCH! The definitive Chain Restaurant power rankings. Mo is stuck in bureaucracy hell BEFORE even making it to the DMV. Patreon Exclusive: What is the most average movie? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Mo beats Eden to the livestream and immediately abdicates his newfound crown. Zach joins a few butter martinis deep with public park conundrum. Most dangerous animal encounters & preferred magic spell casting technique. Patreon Exclusive: The William Hung of Basketball & Smuggling a Chimpanzee COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Mayes is living in the year 2008 again after seeing Girltalk perform. We select our preferred Panda Mart fragrances for men and women. Zach has been over served Pedro Pascal content and takes a stand. Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Katie, Mo, Mayes and Papa Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Live tech support as Papa Mayes connects his new airpod maxes. Would you rather call off your fully paid for wedding or get divorced in less than a year? The definitive mailbag pizza style rankings. Patreon Exclusive: Rank the mailbag beefs and McDonalds breads/meats COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lightning hit the Gas Plant, so we're podding shorthanded today. The Bear has been renewed for Season 5, and we must once again investigate TV shows that insist on sticking around for too long. First celebrity crushes, choosing three fingers to lose to fireworks and a terrifying stuffed crust pizza from Australia. Patreon Exclusive: All Free For The Fourth COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Mo and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ballers, Playmakers & Sleep Scores Zach returns with another edition of Coffee Shop Chronicles Does a warrant work for a vampire cop? What is acceptable food to eat while driving? Patreon Exclusive: French Fries & Honey I Shrunk My Pet COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Mayes and Papa Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Papa Mayes joins from his summer vacation to break down meeting Zach and Eden in person, and provide his insight on his son's wedding. Best Mods to a BLT. Which world quadrant has the best food? What happened to commercial jingles? Patreon Exclusive: Was TV better before streaming & Greek Gods? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ A discussion about AI leads to a quick Mountainhead review, which seamlessly transitions into talking about Mo's dad's pantry. Do you think your favorite movie or tv show has already been made? Dill or No Dill on collectible popcorn buckets. Patreon Exclusive: Embarrassing purchases & Dave the Diver COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠ After a prolonged back and forth, Mayes prys a dad joke from Papa Mayes. We investigate everyone's stripper name and whether they would get along with their clone. Parallel parking, too many tacos and putting in effort on the first date. Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠ Eden returns from Taiwan with a startling Bubble Tea development. Would have you have a pre first date video chat? Would you rather be on Wipe Out, American Ninja Warrior, American Gladiators or Most Extreme Elimination Challenge? Patreon Exclusive: Favorite Cover Song + Replacing Your Voice COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Katie, Emily & Mayes ⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠ Taking a break from our obsessions with Karen Read and Captain Jeff Productions to get together and answer some pressing listener questions. How do you feel about Mother's Day posts for pet parents? Ranking squash, zucchini, eggplant and cucumber to find the best hog shaped vegetable. Would you ever buy an extra ticket for a concert or show and figure out who's going with you later? Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes ARE BACK ⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠ The Friday Mailbag crew returns to debate Genies vs Witches, drool over the best buffets they've ever been to and react to Katie's Strawberry Gimlet recipe. What Tom Hanks movie would be the best if he was replaced with Chet? How do you get banned from every dating app? We are SO BACK. Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday We connect the dots that Escape Rooms are the new Carnies and imagine solving puzzles with Drunk Amin. Spots or Stripes? What beverage would you want to be calorie free? How would you corrupt people's souls? Patreon Exclusive: Mom Dakhil COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Mayes & Papa Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Jay King goes shopping and has trouble locating and identifying various basic foods. Mike White is edging you, and if you don't like, you can get out of his bed. The laziest dinner you make and pizza on a waffle. Patreon Exclusive: Coffee Shop Chronicles COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Jaden Smith wears literal Pearls of Wisdom and might build you a bed. Righteous Gemstones hang dong + White Lotus Season Finale anticipation. What is the most crucial component of the pizza? Patreon Exclusive: What liquid would you want on tap in your home? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Mo, & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Whatever your morning routine is, it's not as unhinged as Ashton Hall's. Would you buy a murder house? How much of a discount would you need? The Studio is a new show that has us drinking the Kool-Aid. Patreon Exclusive: The weirdest restaurant to go to with friends. COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Papa Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Zach is going to give his hair a 'reconstruction', prompting hair stylist stories. White Lotus & Severance talk, horrible country song titles, BBQ Patreon Exclusive: TD Celebrations & Sandwiches as Pizza COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices